/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4960660]

my boyfriend wants there to be freshly baked cookies when he gets home from work at 9 EST.

please give me best cookie recipes.

i prefer mine to be soft and chewy rather than hard and crunchy but i am open to anything, i just want them to taste good.

[Anonymous No.4960663]

Screw cookies
Make chocolate chip shortbread

[Anonymous No.4960665]

>>4960663
>chocolate chip
Faggot. Dried cranberry master race.

[Anonymous No.4960668]

These are in heavy circulation at my house... I usually go between these, meringue cookies, gingerbread and orange/vanilla sugar cookies.

Let me know if you want the recipe for either of those.

[Anonymous No.4960667]

put choc chips in your vagina (or anus) and get him to eat them out. best damn cookie you've ever had

[Anonymous No.4960677]

>>4960660

get a new boyfriend

geezus fuck women are retarded

tell that faggot to fuck off and bake his own god damn cookies or leave him

this is already a shit relationship youre in

have fun when he beats you and you have to tell your friends you fell down the stairs

[Anonymous No.4960683]

>>4960677
wut

What's wrong with him asking her to make cookies?

[Anonymous No.4960687]

>soft and chewy
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/mrs-siggs-snickerdoodles/
these are pretty fantastic, but I used all shortening (not butter flavored) and add some cinnamon to the dough

[Anonymous No.4960689]

>>4960677

wow

someone is single

[Anonymous No.4960702]

>>4960677
????????

> boyfriend wants cookies
> buys all the stuff for me to make them
> says "it would be really great if you could make those cookies today"
> happily oblige
> anon calls control and abuse
> i replied, 4/10

>>4960668
these look sooooo good, maybe not for tonight, but definitely making these sometime

[Anonymous No.4960710]

>>4960687
>http://allrecipes.com/recipe/mrs-siggs-snickerdoodles/

these look yummy, i might try them out. i have never had a snickerdoodle, but i love cinnamon so i'd probably love these.

[Anonymous No.4960713]

>>4960702
any of the other ones I mentioned that would interest you?

[Anonymous No.4960726]

>>4960683

Who asks their significant other to have something done by a specific time everyday?
the reaction image OP posted isnt enthused btw

shes taking it seriously because she doesnt mind being a jerks fuck toy i bet she swallows or spits dependign on what he says everytime too

women oppress theirselves by being sluts and sex objects and subjagating their selves below a man rather than as an equal. And the funny thing is they like it even through the parts where it turns from good to bad to dismal.

Then people like me have to see them whine and bitch online about their trivial self induced relationship problems


>>4960689
Im single by choice, its not fucking hard tricking a woman into liking you and dating.


>>4960702
Your boyfrined is an asshole and youre a whore

Women like you are the reason why the majority of guys think women are shit tier

Teehehee im such a liberated feminism is awwesuumm teehehee watch me take all these cocks to my face for 5 years ass a total slut and then date a complete asshole and complain that there are no more nice guys 4 months later once he gets tired of dumping cum in my garbage disposal vagina teeheeehheee

[Anonymous No.4960731]

I always found margarine would make softer, chewier versions of crisp cookies like classic chocolate chip. But now you'd do time for trans fat possession. Thanks Obama.

[Anonymous No.4960732]

>>4960726
Was your elementary school bully a girl?

[Anonymous No.4960734]

>>4960726
wow, somebody has been burnt by a bad relationship.

[Anonymous No.4960743]

>tfw no qt gf to have cookies and sex for me when i get home from work


wow just kill me.

[Anonymous No.4960751]

>>4960734
No. Bad friendzone.

>>4960726
Look into medication, it might make you less awkward and hateful

[Anonymous No.4960757]

>all these people getting butthurt
Have you never been in a loving relationship?

[Anonymous No.4960766]

>>4960726

>singly by choice

yeah fucking right.

anyways, i don't care if some butthurt anon thinks i'm a fuck toy, as he so eloquently put it. i'm more than happy to make my man some cookies when he asks, because i'm currently unemployed, and like to do something a little bit productive during the day. i'm hardly oppressed, since he cooks every meal he can for me when he's not working late.

i just find it reeeeeally amusing that i say literally three sentences, and this guy thinks he knows my whole relationship. amused. amused.

>>4960713
i think i'm going to go with the snickerdoodles for tonight, thank you :)

if y'all want to turn this into a cookie recipe thread though, all the power to you, i'll probably save a lot of them for future reference

[Anonymous No.4960768]

>>4960732
No i wish
that sounds pretty hot

>>4960734
I've never been burnt or did the burning

>>4960751
>Look into medication, it might make you less awkward and hateful

>No. Bad friendzone.


"ur such a loser anon!! i beat you never get laid!! whats it like not having a disgusting vagina to cum in that can be replicated with a sex doll?? i bet you have a small penis too"

[Anonymous No.4960779]

>>4960768
>Anyone who doesn't have an irrational hatred of women is a fembot
Just go back to /b/.

[Anonymous No.4960784]

>>4960766
>i'm more than happy to make my man some cookies when he asks

wow such progress wow feminism you go girl wow

>, because i'm currently unemployed, and like to do something a little bit productive during the day.

how about you get a job and be independent instead. youve also proven my superstition that women dont care about nice guys, they want a financially secure guy to take care of them even if hes an asshole. why do women do this? theyre capable of taking care of theirselves they purposely subjugate theirselves to a man for money they can make on their own OR they date an abusive jerk just because he looks hawt lol or a combo of both of those

> since he cooks every meal he can for me when he's not working late.

blatant lie

>>singly by choice

yeah fucking right.

yes right, thank you. why would i want a 3d woman? they are not pure. youre all used goods by the age of 20

[Anonymous No.4960787]

>>4960726
Go back to /r9k/ you sad sack of shit

[Anonymous No.4960789]

>>4960784
What in the absolute fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.4960791]

>>4960784
>HURR FEMINISM FEMINISM
>WHY ALL WOMEN WANT FEMINISM WHEN WOMEN ARE AWFUL
>JESUS STOP TALKING ABOUT FEMINISM
>FUCK WOMEN
>I HATE WOMEN
Maybe you should consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.4960795]

>>4960784
Are you saying it's feminism's fault that she wants to make cookies for her boyfriend? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.4960800]

>>4960779
>>Anyone who doesn't have an irrational hatred of women is a fembot
>Just go back to /b/.

where have i said hatred? i think youre confusing standards with being a chauvenist

forgive me for expecting better out of women, for wantign them to be strong and independent non subjugated women controlled by the brainbug of 3rd wave feminism or by other men that treat them like shit

have fun being a cumtoy for an abusive man though

like i said "liberated" women are the reason men in america are turnign away from dating. they cant control theirselves

[Anonymous No.4960805]

>>4960668

>not measuring by weight
>cookies are haphazardly placed on sheet
>touching each other

would not eat

[Anonymous No.4960811]

>>4960800
Oh yeah I forgot the part where OP was tackled into the ground by her boyfriend where he slammed her head into the floor until she said she was willing to make cookies for him after his klan meeting was over.

[Anonymous No.4960833]

>>4960787
i despise r9k, women like OP are just as weak as they are

>>4960789
nothing is wrong, its society around me thats wrong, its people like you who agree to such a society and stand up for it

>>4960791
theres still time to change it for the future generations. for us though were screwed over, the best is to stop messing around with western women especially american and western european and date foregin women or live in another country where the women are actually nice caring people who will treat you like a person based on your merit not social hieracrhy status. eastern eurpean and south american women are great choices, im sort of seeing a girl online from brazil right now shes amazing. far better than any american woman ive ever been with

suicide isnt an option, im too alpha to die

>>4960795
its3rd wave feminisms fault for her logical fallacies and that shes a whore and controlled by her husband. 1st and 2nd wave were great this new feminism is treacherous

[Anonymous No.4960840]

>>4960833
You are so fucking delusional.

[Anonymous No.4960847]

>>4960833
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about and you're making a fool out of yourself on a cooking board...

Just stop, man.

[Anonymous No.4960853]

>this thread

Seriously, I begin to think SRS have a point with some of you fucking babies.

[Anonymous No.4960856]

>>4960800

you may not have said hatred, but you didn't have to. you've said
> why would i want a 3d woman? they are not pure. youre all used goods by the age of 20
pretty hateful if you ask me
> whats it like not having a disgusting vagina to cum in that can be replicated with a sex doll
if that's not objectifying and misogynistic, i'm not sure what is.

my point is that you are a hateful sack of shit "nice guy" who's mommy didn't love him enough, who claims to not hate women, who claims women are oppressing themselves when the only thing you've done in this thread is oppress women.

i think your best course of action here would be to realize that, since you despise the idea of being with a woman so much, you're probably a flaming homosexual, go suck a cock (this would serve a dual purpose of shutting you the fuck up), and then collapse into a heap of soggy asshole tears because no one loves you, nor will they ever if you don't stop being such a fuckstick

[Anonymous No.4960858]

>>4960833
>im too alpha to die

[Anonymous No.4960859]

>>4960833
>im too alpha to die

WAHAHAHA. It's not hard to tell how beta you are. Come back to reality mate, stop being so awkward, you don't know shit about this girl's relationship. Making cookies for your boyfriend is not being under oppression, stop being weird as fuck.

[Anonymous No.4960861]

>>4960784
You just contradicted yourself...
>posts picture of women from 40s describing it as powerful feminism
>goes on to say that cooking for their man is not feminism
Bitch do you even know what was the typical norm for households back in the 40s?
Go back to your middle school HW
>underage B&

[Anonymous No.4960866]

>>4960840
am i?

or am i right?

you know it down there underneath your skin and in a brief twinge in your brain that i make sense. thats why you responded so succinctly. you dont want it to be true but you'll deny it and wave it off under the thinly veiled guise of delusion. ive been there before felt the same thing

join me anon

together we can build a better society with empowered and equal women who dont have to subjugate their selves to the whims of social pressure and brain molding

[Anonymous No.4960868]

What a great thread

[Anonymous No.4960872]

>>4960853
>implying this isn't a SRS troll shitting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.4960877]

>>4960833
>another country where the women are actually nice caring people who will treat you like a person based

You mean those countries where women are not given rights and are forced into feeling a certain way about their societies highers?

[Anonymous No.4960880]

>>4960872
I've honestly heard the whole spiel about "date a foreign woman, they're so much better! (read: subservient)" IRL numerous times.

Straight men are legitimately pathetic.

[Anonymous No.4960883]

Can we ignore this piece of shit and just share cookie recipes?

[Anonymous No.4960885]

>>4960877
As soon as women don't need men to defend them from other men then I am happy to turn society over to them. Until that point you'll go where I tell you, you'll do what I tell you and you'll fucking fix what I tell you to fix. Jesus what's so hard about this? Don't reward us? Fine, we don't defend you. You want to be raped go right ahead. Tell them that you don't want to fix what they tell you to fix.

[Anonymous No.4960904]

>>4960847
I know exactly what im talking about and im trying to get you there. This thread became something more than just cooking when OP posted it specifically leaving in the extra information about her boyfriend. She wanted it either consciously or subconsciously to be a conversational point. She wanted to hear our opinion on that one sliver tidbit of information or she would have left it out. I am giving her what she asked for and I will empower her.

>>4960856
>pretty hateful if you ask me

its an honest (yet obviously overexaggerated) reflection of modern day social problems

did you know for instance that today 1 in 4 american teenage girls have an STD? 25%!!

something is obviously wrong here, the men are feeling it an the women are objectifying their selves heading for disaster in the long run

>>4960856
>if that's not objectifying and misogynistic, i'm not sure what is.

its called my opinion and im allowed to have one and i am not ashamed of my personal life like you would want me to be. if it was up to you i wouldnt be able to speak because if you didnt like it or agree with it you would label me misogynistic and fine me for free speach and expression

>my point is that you are a hateful sack of shit "nice guy"

ive never claimed to be nice. i am a black knight doing the neccessary work. i am single to protect other people as i am highly manipulative and have just been toxic in relationships with the capability of really emotionally scarring people.

1/2

[Anonymous No.4960911]

>>4960856

> who's mommy didn't love him enough
blatantly false, i had a very happy childhood with two loving parents.

who claims to not hate women, who claims women are oppressing themselves when the only thing you've done in this thread is oppress women.

i do not hate women and i am not oppressing them. in one of my other posts for example i pointed out that there are still good foreign women ain other countries. the problem is a social issue in our own society.

despite ywhat you falsely say, i want to liberate women and make the independent and strong.

i think your best course of action here would be to realize that, since you despise the idea of being with a woman so much, you're probably a flaming homosexual, go suck a cock (this would serve a dual purpose of shutting you the fuck up), and then collapse into a heap of soggy asshole tears because no one loves you, nor will they ever if you don't stop being such a fuckstick

see pic related

[Anonymous No.4960916]

>>4960904
>>4960911

[Anonymous No.4960933]

>>4960885
And this, anon, is why you will either be alone or have a dumb scared slut as a girlfriend in which case... you will be alone

I feel for you that you can't find a woman who can take care of herself entirely.

[Anonymous No.4960940]

>>4960859
You dont understand the premise under which OP posted this

if she didnt want us to know and comment on the boyfriend she wouldnt have said it

Its obviously an irk to her, being asked to be subjugated and have things ready for a man at a certain time like he controls her

She has inner conflict over this matter, it goes against what she feels what she knows is right but cant express so she cryptically pokes the idea into the conversation topic subconsciously

also im not beta, im so alpha i became gamma and ignored my alphaness for the benefit of others and not wanting to be corrupt

>>4960861
>Bitch do you even know what was the typical norm for households back in the 40s?
>Go back to your middle school HW

it was more so to underscore the difference in morality between the two pictures. I never said the first picture was right and i agree with you; but one would be hardpress to say that the second is more morally sound than the first.

sorry for not clarifying that, i will change the caption to reflect morality

[Anonymous No.4960946]

>>4960660
You should dump that chauvinist pig or force him to make YOU cookies!

YOU HAVE THE VAGINA YOU HAVE THE POWER!

[Anonymous No.4960950]

>>4960880
>I've honestly heard the whole spiel about "date a foreign woman, they're so much better! (read: subservient)" IRL numerous times.
>Straight men are legitimately pathetic.

butthurt american women detected

plain and simple you women have destroyed the relationships of men and women and have stepped over nice decent men for decades.

the other anon claimed i was being a fake nice guy or some shit. which i am not, i am a jerk. and women have made that way

i have seen them step all over and berate legtimately nice guys for trying. women have become cruel

>>4960916
i am fully secure and aware of myself and the thoughts i maintain

[Anonymous No.4960954]

>>4960911
So how long did some ugly misogynist twat actually spend making up a bunch of pseudo intellectual responses to insults they might have heard maybe a few times back in high school?

Get a fucking grip, Jesus Christ. By all means, be single by choice; but don't start up some bollocks where all women are harpies and you're looking for your perfect Thai bride who'll do whatever you want and you can just woo her with your credit card instead of working on that glittering personality.

But at the end of the day you came into a thread about baking cookies and went full armchair psychologist mode about OPs relationship. Don't you think that's a little pathetic?

[Anonymous No.4960955]

>>4960859
>>4960940

sorry posted the wrong picture meant to post this in reference to the gamma

[Anonymous No.4960959]

if anyone's still interested in cookies, my snickerdoodles look really yummy!!

[Anonymous No.4960965]

>>4960950
>butthurt american women detected

Bisexual Britbong male, actually. Frankly I'd widen it to being "straight people are pathetic".

>i am a jerk. and women made me that way

Yeah, it's all someone else's fault isn't it? Grow up.

>i am fully secure and aware of myself and the thoughts i maintain

Pitiful. Go get some counselling and work on your fucking grammar, Christ.

[Anonymous No.4960969]

>>4960955
Oh so you're just an edgy teen by your own admission.

Okay sport. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.4960993]

>>4960677
>>4960726
>>4960784
>>4960768
etc.
>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames [...]
>keep /pol/ in /pol/

[Anonymous No.4960994]

>>4960946
>YOU HAVE THE VAGINA YOU HAVE THE POWER!

Thats the completely wrong way of looking at it and i have made that abundetly clear in my posts

>>4960954
>Get a fucking grip
I have one, we just dont agree. And thats alright

>but don't start up some bollocks where all women are harpies

i never said that, my best estimates for america would be 70% fall under the harpy category, 15% decent 10% good 5% legitmately great and understanding and caring

im looking to move those 5 10 and 15%'s up

> and you're looking for your perfect Thai bride who'll do whatever you want and you can just woo her with your credit card instead of working on that glittering personality.

youre the one who is judging women now, congrats. and i may ad that youre doing tti wrong and mistaking their intentions

foreign women are looking for a better life ass oppsoed to the shallow motivationsof western.

foremost foreign women arent judgmental and theyre kind and caring and understanding of males and humans in general (as opposed to visciously cruel and operating on a sociale hiearchy climbiing mission like western women)

youre also implying that depsite everything i said in this thread that i would still choose to objectify a woman

this is blatantly false, i want the equality and empowement of women to make their own decisions and for men to not be held back by mdoern societal constructs and molding

[Anonymous No.4961020]

>>4960965
>Bisexual Britbong male

gay guys are gross
no offense

i dont care that you do it, i jsut think its gross and youre more likely to be a slut than a straight man so of course you agree with the females.

>>4960965
>Yeah, it's all someone else's fault isn't it? Grow up.

yes if we want to be specific it is the over liberlization of our society and a media that constantly pushes stereotypes and a school system that makes peopel out into victims and cuckholds them into being weak

our society is very much being molded by a key individuals who understand how you can do this and from there direct people into the groups you want and in turn voting block to pursue their governmental interests

>>4960965
>Pitiful. Go get some counselling and work on your fucking grammar, Christ.

a pyschiatrist would have no effect on me i am too strong to broken free and in control of myself. you would want me to go to see a pyschiatrist though because you see it as a form of weakness

i am not that though

>>4960969
not even edgy but okay

>>4960993
OP wanted this and im giving it to her

pol is a bunch of circle jerking faggots who thrive in a hugbox and listen to literal nazi propaganda that the german government itself admits is propaganda and wrong

[Anonymous No.4961017]

GUYS SORRY TO BE ON TOPIC HERE BUT THESE ARE MY SNICKERDOODLES AND THESE REALLY SWEET AND YUMMY

[Anonymous No.4961023]

>>4961017
>on topic

gtfo


pic related its off topic

[Anonymous No.4961028]

>>4960994
>the best is to stop messing around with western women especially american and western european and date foregin women or live in another country where the women are actually nice caring people who will treat you like a person based on your merit not social hieracrhy status. eastern eurpean and south american women are great choices, im sort of seeing a girl online from brazil right now shes amazing. far better than any american woman ive ever been with


You said that earlier in the thread, quit backpedalling.

I'm off, anyway, you keep... Doing what you're doing. Bedtime for me.

[Anonymous No.4961029]

>>4960994
Go home /pol/, you're drunk.

This is a thread for cooking, not spouting opinions and views on politics.

0/10 - obvious troll is obvious

[The Frying Dutchman No.4961038]

[Anonymous No.4961039]

>>4961028
>You said that earlier in the thread, quit backpedalling.
>I'm off, anyway, you keep... Doing what you're doing. Bedtime for me.


your argument is baseless and doesnt counter anything i said before

nothing i have said has been contradicting

i hope you stop being a slut though
bye