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How do I make a weapon for self defence from food

>> No.4946072

>>4946058
a kettle of boiling water is highly effective as a bear deterrent

>> No.4946082

>>4946058
Why do you need to defend yourself from food?

>> No.4946083

>>4946058
>freeze kielbasa
>wield your meaty tool

>> No.4946087

>>4946058
Heat oil

squirt with turkey baster

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4946089

Ahem.

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>>4946058
ice and oil bomb.

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>>4946058
I guess not everyone can be an oldfag.

>> No.4946203

Baked potato fresh from the oven rubbed into attackers skin

>> No.4946207

>>4946087

The baster will melt silly

>> No.4946208

hollowed out eggshell full of salt and pepper

>> No.4946211

India's military was working on weaponizing ghost peppers after initial trials with chili grenades as a non-lethal method of flushing out enemies from hiding places. They're also looking at using aerosol sprays for self defense and crowd control.

>> No.4946216

boiled cabbage and hard boiled eggs smell in a canister.

eating lots and lots of spicey chillies and cumming in an enemy's eyes.

>> No.4946218

>>4946058
rotten butter

>> No.4946231

>>4946208

This is probably one of the few legitimate answers. You can put much worse things in a hollowed out egg shell too. Like chili powder and glass shards. But glass doesn't really count as food.

>>4946211

The fuck? Why? You can already gets things like pepper spray that do exactly that.

>> No.4946243

Lemon juice and salt in a spray bottle

>> No.4946252

squeeze bottle of sriracha

>> No.4946449

>>4946216

I think that would hurt your dick more than their eyes.

>> No.4946470

>>4946058

You could probably sharpen a T-Bone into a weapon.

Though using whatever you used to sharpen the T-Bone as a weapon instead of using the T-Bone itself as a weapon would probably be more effective

>> No.4946481

extract ricin from castor beans

>> No.4946516

>>4946089
/thread

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>>4946481
/thread

>> No.4946539

Chili pepper pocket sand.

>> No.4946748

Take eggs.
Throw eggs at face of attacker.

>> No.4946770

Just feed me a heap of beer and onions, my anus will be your worst enemy.

>> No.4946796

>>4946539
SHI SHI SHA!

>> No.4946805

>>4946058
Pepper spray.
Less lethal, Yes. Still, it will incapacitate people

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4946949

Most torturers tend to have their favourite areas of the body to work on. Genitals. Teeth. Soles of the feet. With me… it's the eyes.

Chillis.
Sand.
Bleach.
A spoon.

I'm going to rub chillis in your eyes. Then sand. Then bleach. Then I'm going to use the spoon. Do you know what I do with the spoon?

>> No.4947037

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

Relevant enough.

>> No.4947058

Pumpkin boxing gloves.

>> No.4947067

>>4946470
Just use the jawbone of an ass.

>> No.4947081

Get bag of oranges. Freeze oranges. Put frozen oranges into a pillowcase. Beat people senseless with your mighty bag of frozen oranges. Eat oranges and burn pillowcase to dispose of evidence.