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What do humans taste like?

>> No.4915721

>>4915714
I actually just saw this on an episode of river monsters.

some savages in a jungle would call human meat "long pig" because it tasted like pork

>> No.4915728

I would eat it if offered to me. Pork is delicious.

what cut would be the best?

>> No.4915726

like veal

>> No.4915730

>>4915728
butt

>> No.4915805

How much bacon do you reckon a butcher be able to cut from Alex Garnish-nelly??

>> No.4915813

>>4915714
Grain fed vegans taste the best.

>> No.4915821

Pork, apparently. Malaysian cannibals used to call human carcasses "long pig".

>> No.4915844

Similar to pork but with a more stringy texture.

>> No.4915906 [DELETED] 

Depends on what they eat. Vegans taste the best.

>> No.4915919

All cannibals have stated that human meat tastes like sweet venison.
Nothing at all like pork.


Who started this rumor?

>> No.4915922

Are there any parts of your body you can safely extract a decent amount of flesh from without severing veins or anything important?

>> No.4915926

>>4915922
Doubtful

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4915925

>>4915714

>> No.4915932

>>4915925
I wonder if boobs make for good eating

>> No.4915937

>>4915714
Chinese food

>> No.4915943

Can't say I've tasted it but I know the smell of cooking human flesh thanks to a job in a hospital. It's by far the worst smell I have ever dealt with in my entire life. It's kind of like burning garbage juice, vomit, and sulfur. I retch just thinking about it, I would rather shove my head in a rancid dumpster than catch even a whiff of it ever again.

>> No.4915947

>>4915943
All burning meat smells bad.
If it was being cooked properly, I don't think it would smell that bad.

>> No.4915962

>>4915947

Not even true, most all meat smells great no matter how much you overcook it. Fuck I even enjoy the smell of a cow being branded.

It could be that human skin or the yellow dressing is producing that disgusting sulfur smell. I know it's not the hair, as we shaved that shit off before any cauterizations.

>> No.4915975

>>4915932
Sagawa said no.

>> No.4915979

pump yourself full of t-virus and find out

>> No.4915982

>>4915947
Ive been branded. it was one of the worst smells ive ever encountered and even put through a lil hallucination

>> No.4916005

>>4915947
>>4915943
Pretty sure it smells so bad because it's not prepped for eating. ie: bags of shit still intact, meat beginning to decay, and not washed nor seasoned.

>> No.4916006

>>4915922
Arse

>> No.4916010

>>4916005
Also, humans eat terrible food, for the most part. Think about the strict regiment cattle are fed. (when not eating themselves)