/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4910368]

So what kind of candy are you giving out tonight, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.4910371]

none

[Anonymous No.4910373]

Does Doritos count?
Because that's what I'm doing

[Anonymous No.4910374]

fun dip, motherfuckers

[BAR B Q KING No.4910375]

[Anonymous No.4910376]

>>4910368
lel
what about middle eastern people, asians and hispanics?

[Anonymous No.4910378]

gummy body parts and some assorted itty bitty chocolate bars.

[Anonymous No.4910380]

what sort of redneck backwater doesn't do their trick or treating on the weekend before Halloween?

[Anonymous No.4910384]

>>4910380
it's tonight up here in new england...

new england is decidedly not red neck

[Anonymous No.4910385]

>>4910384
>new england is decidedly not red neck
except Maine

[Anonymous No.4910387]

>>4910385
the reddest redneck in main would be the least redneck in all of alabama.

[Anonymous No.4910388]

>>4910380
>halloween is october 31st
>not the last saturday of october
what's the point of dates if we don't use them?

[Anonymous No.4910391]

I have tons of kit kats, almond joys, snickers, twix, and m&ms.

There have been less trick or treaters every year though. Didn't get any last year. I expect all this candy to be consumed by me.

[Anonymous No.4910394]

>>4910388
when I grew up we always did it the sunday afternoon before halloween, and then in college all of the halloween festivities were the Friday-Saturday before it because people have shit to do during the week

[Anonymous No.4910395]

>>4910384
>>4910385
>>4910387
>what are swamp yankees
>why are the redneck olympics held in maine

[Anonymous No.4910398]

>>4910387
>the reddest redneck in main would be the least redneck in all of alabama.
they aren't exactly the same kind of redneck, but they are very redneck in their own right

[Anonymous No.4910402]

>no blacks for hundreds of miles
>God bless white flight
Seriously, try it, my white brothers.

[Anonymous No.4910403]

>>4910402
I can't imagine living in the south and being surrounded by poor people of all races

[Anonymous No.4910405]

>>4910395

There's only one type of redneck in maine.

Saying there are rednecks in maine is like saying there are gangsters in your suburb just because a black guy lives there.

[Anonymous No.4910406]

Butterfinger Crisps

There's probably only gonna be 1 or 2 people that knock, so I basically got something for myself.

Normal butterfingers basically cement themselves to my teeth.

[Anonymous No.4910407]

Do people still go trick or treating if it's raining out?

[Anonymous No.4910408]

>>4910407
i went when it was snowing once, don't ever remember going in the rain

[Anonymous No.4910409]

>>4910407

Everyone except witches

[Anonymous No.4910411]

>>4910408
Halloween was "cancelled" for the past 2 years because of snow over here in >New Jersey. At least this year it's just raining.

[Anonymous No.4910421]

>>4910411
how much snow do you need to cancel it? I think we would need quite a lot up here before anyone considered that

[Anonymous No.4910422]

>>4910421
Just enough to cause branches to break and power lines to go down.

[Anonymous No.4910423]

Little notes calling out fat kids.

[Anonymous No.4910428]

[Anonymous No.4910430]

last year when someone posted OP's image i acted very offended and the thread blew up.

meny lulz were had.

[Anonymous No.4910429]

>>4910368

I'm not giving away any. I'll be up all night, waiting for the store to open, to buy all the discounted ones.

MWAHAHAHAAH

[Anonymous No.4910445]

Twizzlers, mini tootsie rolls, skittles, starburst, blow pops, war heads, some weird chocolate skulls with pop rocks on the inside. I have enough to fill three large bowls but now it's raining and super windy out and people are talking about it being a low turn out. Pussified parents not wanting to take their kids out.

>mfw it was always cold and raining on halloween as a kid and we didn't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.4910446]

>>4910380
I never heard of it being the weekend before till just this year. Guess they do it in ritzy sub divisions because the inner city kids don't know about it.

[Anonymous No.4910449]

Halloween is dying.

Fewer and fewer houses give out candy in my neighborhood. You see less kids out every year. You get like three hours to accompany your child door to door and then it must get too dark out.

Fuck, when I was a kid we'd only leave the house when it got dark and come home when we felt like it. Didn't care if it was a school night, stay out 'til midnight or later. The goal was to gather as much candy as you could but now that there's a time limit you can't fill a garbage bag. I put out some carved pumpkins last year with candles in them and was apparently the only person who did so.

what the fuck happened

[Anonymous No.4910450]

black jelly beans and those banana flavored now and later

[Anonymous No.4910453]

>>4910449
>what the fuck happened
Pussification of today's special little snowflakes.
Fuck, I can't even get my pumpkins stolen and smashed anymore.

[Anonymous No.4910454]

what pisses me off is the way they shifted daylight savings time just barely past halloween.

now i have to wait one more hour to start drinking, and since i usually start at about 4 or 5, waiting til 8 or 9 is torture.

i'd think the ADA would apply in this case. maybe i'll call an attorney.

[Anonymous No.4910458]

>>4910449
It declined a lot in the last few years but I chuck that up to the recession and people losing their jobs and homes. Kind of sad when you only have a four houses lit up on a block.

[Anonymous No.4910462]

>>4910449

Dude...get with the times.

[Anonymous No.4910463]

>>4910449

Start a neo-pagan Samhain revival, with bonfires and proper feasting and masquerade costumes, instead of crappy plastic decorations, overly sweet candies and dressing up like your favorite movie creature.

[Anonymous No.4910465]

I get <10 trick or treaters every year. Of which, at least 6 are either friends or family. As such, I treat them well. Also, I don't buy what I'm not willing to eat

[Anonymous No.4910467]

>>4910463
I'm not really into the whole neo-pagan junk but that sounds fun as fuck.

[Anonymous No.4910470]

>>4910467

leaving out the religious stuff, samhain was still the harvest festival, a lot of animals were slaughtered during it and it was a time of both feasting and preparing crops and foods for storage over the winter.

[Anonymous No.4910471]

>>4910449

Around here there was the moral panic about handing obesity-bars to kids. Also couldn't trick or treat at night anymore because "The Boogeypedo will get you, little Jimmy".

[Anonymous No.4910487]

>>4910449

Actually, I think it's a disappearing sense of community. In the past, people were rarely influenced by people outside their little town/village, and it made sense to have the kids see the neighbors, see that they were nice and well-adjusted, God-fearing people.

Halloween, I think, started losing its appeal at the birth of the information age. Stories of contaminated candies that were once limited to a small area became known worldwide and affected a much larger number of people. There is also laziness and security, and a lesser appeal to make environments palatable. That is, why go outside in the cold and dark to get candy, that might be poisoned, and decorate and wear costumes when you can just sit back and watch TV in your home?

With the Internet, I guess today's parents are a lot less inclined to bring their kids to see the community, simply because they've seen enough of people and their kids jerk off to gore porn from the age of 5, so skeletons and witches aren't really scary anymore.

It just lost its appeal. Some people don't like to be scared, or live emotions. Most people don't. They enjoy stability. It's a chemical drive. People are chemical beings, and chemicals seek to fill their orbitals and be stable.

The community thing exists online, too. I mean, there's us, there's the Reddit people, there's the Facebook people, there's all the other people we would shoot dead given the first opportunity. Same thing in real life, except in real life, you're physically, politically or financially stuck somewhere, but some people choose their communities and choose to meet their neighbors, enter in decoration competitions, etc.

I am here because I like it. I can shut it off, I can go to another website, etc. It's easy, doesn't cost anything, doesn't take anything, but I think I am digressing.

[Anonymous No.4910492]

Back to Halloween, I think it's just really to you, yourself, open your door to the community and give candy for that day. It's just a fun opportunity to do so, and if it's important to you, you should seek a physical community that engages in that kind of stuff, or be brave and just do it anyway.

But yeah, community is a very important thing.

[Anonymous No.4910495]

>>4910470
It would be a grand time but you know some schmucks would be like

>OH NOES THE AMNINIMALS!!!

Of course if you did it on your own farm with your own livestock nobody could say shit.

[Anonymous No.4910496]

>>4910492
This post reads like an angie post

[Anonymous No.4910498]

>tfw a big Escalade pulls up and a dozen black kids pour out

I understand it's not safe to walk in their neighborhood at night, but some of these kids are like 17 and I feel like they're casing the neighborhood under the guise of trick of treating, peeking into my living room past me to see what I have to steal. They make out anyways because that's when I start handing out handfuls of candy to end the night quickly.

[Anonymous No.4910500]

wake me up when it's thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.4910504]

>>4910498
Follow your instinct and have a gun trained on the animals at all times.

[Anonymous No.4910511]

garlic covered with chocolate and chocolate onions

little shits should get what they need

[Anonymous No.4910515]

>>4910498
Cincinnati always has Trick or Treating way, waaaay before dark.

You don't walk up many of the streets here after dark. On the street where I live some poor bastard forgot this and went for a jog at night.

He got jumped and some 'ninjas' poked out his eyes with a knife. The ninjas WILL go for you if it looks like they can take you.

I had to help a guy right outside my damned building because again, do-de-do, walking down street alone at 10:00 pm. BAM, NINJAS! They pistol whipped his ass five goddamned times.

[Anonymous No.4910519]

none cos australia

[Anonymous No.4910523]

>>4910519
So no pouring petrol in the Abbo kid's bags?

[Anonymous No.4910527]

>>4910519

I wish more people celebrated it here. the end of the year isn't crowded with other food-holidays until christmas.

And I'm totally not biased because it's right next to my birthday, nope.

[Anonymous No.4910529]

>>4910523

nah i got 300ml coke bottles filled half way up for them lil fellas

[Anonymous No.4910536]

>>4910487
I'd like to grab a coffee with you, anon.

[Anonymous No.4910550]

>last year
>live near ghetto neighborhood
>get this

It's not that bad

[Anonymous No.4910551]

>>4910403
Dear God, are you a Republican?!?

[Anonymous No.4910555]

>>4910449
In my neighborhood, the lack of white kids trick or treating has more than been made up for by Mexicans. In this one subdivision where we took my kid, the Mexicans caused a damn traffic jam and the local cops had to come out and sort it out.

[Anonymous No.4910559]

>>4910550
bitch can afford verbatim dvds but he can't afford candy

[Anonymous No.4910562]

>>4910559
they cost like 30 cents

[Anonymous No.4910564]

>>4910550

the idea of someone giving out bootlegged dvds to trick or treaters is hilarious to me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.4910573]

[Anonymous No.4910595]

>>4910573
The funny thing is that every time I look this up the people trying to poison children were parents doing it to their own kids. So statistically the children are safer taking candy from strangers than their own parents.

[Anonymous No.4910599]

This is my first time celebrating Halloween.

I've been living in the US a while now, but have always been in a deluxe apartment in the sky straight until this year. The apartment mostly housed single people, TINK/DINK couples and couples with children too young to go door to door, so I never had to do the whole Halloween thing.
I now own a home on the ground in a neighbourhood rife with children. I bought a huge sack of mixed sweeties to hand out. It's a good mix, too. Lots of better-name stuff. I also bought a second sack of Nestle chocolates to supplement them. Now I'm hearing that you people barely even do it anymore? What. The. Fuck.
I should have agreed to go out tonight rather than stay home and make nice with the new neighbours.
I. Hate. Everybody.

[Anonymous No.4910605]

>>4910599
You can still eat all the sweets yourself, anon.

[Anonymous No.4910609]

>>4910599
You'll get treaters. Half of these lonely fuckers haven't seen the sun in ages.

[Anonymous No.4910616]

>>4910605
I'm afraid I'm not a huge fan of American sweets and wouldn't want to eat such a large amount of any sweet anyway.
For example, I've a bar of good chocolate I bought back in July. It's still sitting about in my fridge. There are two bites left. I would break off a piece every now and again, eat it, and put the rest back. I've not much the sweet tooth.

[Anonymous No.4910620]

>>4910616
American chocolate does suck. Everything else is pretty good though. I personally like sour apple sour punch bites. Oh man.

[Anonymous No.4910623]

>>4910599
Oh you'll be surprised probably, by how many trick or treaters you get. We live in a gated community in an expensive part of town, and we still get tons of kids every year. We decorate outside and everything. The bad part is, I haven't bought enough candy yet, and I'm too hungover right now to go to the store. This isn't going to be pleasant (for me). I'm going to be making a mad dash to the store this afternoon. Yuck.

[Anonymous No.4910625]

>>4910376

White people make up europe, north africa, and the middle east

[Anonymous No.4910628]

>>4910625
no Caucasians do. not all caucasians = whit my dear Mustafa

[Anonymous No.4910629]

>>4910609
The street I live on had a private party for all the children this Saturday past, but sweets were not handed out.
It seems other than myself, the fat sassy, black lawyer woman across the road who don't need no man, the gay couple and the newlyweds, every house here has children.
What time should I expect the first TorTers, do you think?

[Anonymous No.4910630]

>>4910394
>there are actually people in this world that do shit like this

holy shit, really?

halloween was great for me as a kid because it meant being able to stay up late as shit on a weeknight to trick or treat.

as an adult, it's great because it's a nearly worthwhile excuse to get drunk during the work/school week (not that i need an excuse to do so, but it's nice to have)

[Anonymous No.4910632]

>>4910628

>Arguing with the US government

[Anonymous No.4910635]

>>4910630
>halloween was great for me as a kid because it meant being able to stay up late as shit on a weeknight to trick or treat.
It was even better for me as a kid because I went to catholic school and we always had Novemeber 1st off for All Saint's Day.

[Anonymous No.4910637]

>>4910620

Hershey's > Cadbury

dealwithit.

[Anonymous No.4910638]

>>4910632
arabs, turks, jews, persians, afghans, kurds, armenians, slavs, etc =/= white

[Anonymous No.4910640]

>>4910638

Wrong.

[Anonymous No.4910641]

>>4910640
to to mosque habibi

[Anonymous No.4910642]

>>4910637
hersheys = wax 'chocolate' substance.

cadbury's = based

[Anonymous No.4910644]

>>4910641

I'm german and scottish.

[Anonymous No.4910645]

>>4910644
>i'm american
FTFY

[Anonymous No.4910647]

>>4910487
well said. it's a sad but true fact that kids today think everyone outside of their family is a pervert who wants to take their bootyhole. and the laziness bit as well, disgusting.

>STRANGER DANGER

shit man my friends and i used to chill with the neighbors and nobody gave a shit because everyone in our small low rent apartment complex knew each other.

now i have a younger cousin who's fat as shit because she never leaves the house.

[Anonymous No.4910648]

>>4910645

>implying I'm american
>implying you aren't an assmad europoor

[Anonymous No.4910650]

>>4910620
The mixed sack I bought has some sours in there, too. I agree about the hard sweets and some of your gums/gummies. They're not bad.

>>4910623
Hrm. We'll see and I'll report back.

[Anonymous No.4910653]

>>4910648
>I'm Australian
White dispora are worse than the kebabcasians that claim to be white

[Anonymous No.4910656]

>>4910653

>implying I'm Australian
>implying you aren't mad as fuck at being wrong

[Anonymous No.4910659]

>>4910656
yes of course Canada/NZfag, how could I deny my civilized, white brothers?

[Anonymous No.4910662]

>>4910368

This thread seems to have derailed somewhat.

[Anonymous No.4910663]

It's always the white kids in the neighborhood first. Then the arabs. Then the mexicans. and finally the blacks.

The arabs bother me the most. They will have their 15 kids come up (sometimes twice as if I wasn't paying attention), then the mothers will walk up holding a bucket and say "candy for baby?" when there are no fucking babies around.

[Anonymous No.4910665]

>>4910659
>bringing slippers to a gun fight

[Anonymous No.4910668]

>>4910663
fucking christ. You sure those are arabs or gypsies?

[Anonymous No.4910670]

>>4910637
Cadbury's is certainly superior to Hershey's. If Hershey's is a 2/10, Cadbury's, Fry's and Rowntree are each around 6/10. British Quaker's just know chocolate better than American Mennonites, I guess.
Even though two of those brands are now owned by Swiss co. Nestle, they still produce superior chocolates to Hershey's. None of them are as good as Frey. Russian chocolates are also surprisingly good. Ever have Alpen Gold? It's now owned by Kraft, but it's not sold in the US. Due to its name, Swiss think it's Swiss even though it's a Russian brand.
It's delicious.

[Anonymous No.4910674]

>>4910659
Those don't look like Arabs to me. They look like Persians. Are you sure they're Arabs?

[Anonymous No.4910677]

>>4910674
>They look like Persians
gud joke

[Anonymous No.4910681]

>>4910670
I'm sure that chocolate is goof, but I just don't want any goddamn filler in muh chocolate bar.

[Anonymous No.4910682]

rececces individual, small pcks of m&ms. and take 5 ( not bad. choc covered rice an caremel) I might be older than dirt, but age 54 and I kinda like the idea of trunk or treat any that gives boxes of raisins, should have thier wine sour. or popcorn balls, their corn fail. or them cheap dum dum hard candies. thats ok. but we know.; ahhaa ha. seriously, it's ok. do what you will, harm noone. but... mj died younger than i wanted to. he wa black and I white. sad and tragic. but pucker up, butter cup. to this day, aint no one can beat ( pun intended)( MJ and VP) thriller. sorry he is remembered for that. cause he did some excellent music. died too early, or maybe on time. that trins comming for you, ya know. just happy to be here yet. inthe twlight zone. don't cook hamburger left overnight in the microwave. then you will be in the er zone and wishing you were dead.

[Anonymous No.4910687]

>>4910681
The ingredients list has nothing suspect. Just chocolate stuff plus filberts.

[Anonymous No.4910689]

>>4910677
They do. Specifically Afghanis. Yemeni people are neither Persian nor really considered Arabs by Arabs (because they're so dark). Maybe they're Yemeni?

[Anonymous No.4910690]

>>4910384
dude-As a Vermonter, you are wrong about that one!

[Anonymous No.4910691]

>>4910670

I prefer Hershey's.

[Anonymous No.4910694]

>>4910689
Yemeni women are the ones that dress up head to toe in their black garbs with only the eyes showing. They're not very nice either. I suppose they're considered the niggers of muslims.

[Anonymous No.4910693]

>>4910687
What I meant by "filler" was fruit or nuts

[Anonymous No.4910697]

>>4910691
I like their higher quality "special dark" line, but other than that, I find their chocolate to have an odd aftertaste. It's almost sour. Chocolate should be bitter, no? Or sweet. Or bittersweet. Not sour.
If you like it, though, great. I'm sure I like hundreds of things that you find to be meh or worse.
Which Hershey's chocolates do you like beyond their standard bar?

[Anonymous No.4910698]

>>4910689
They don't look like Afghanis and especially don't look like Iranians. They look as arab as arabs can look

[Anonymous No.4910700]

>>4910697

Their almond bar is very good.

[Anonymous No.4910701]

>>4910629
5:30-6pm

[Anonymous No.4910702]

>>4910693
I see. Well, I guess that one's not for you, I s'pose. What do you prefer or are you the Hershey's poster?

>>4910694
The Yemeni people I've met have been Christians other than one family with a blind daughter and severely retarded son. They are Muslims. Neither family are unkind but both are headed by men who look as though they just came out of a cave.

[Anonymous No.4910704]

>>4910701
Thanks. Gives me time to prep.

[Anonymous No.4910705]

>>4910682
Why must you type like this?

[Anonymous No.4910708]

Nobody goes trick-or-treating in my apartment complex.

[bookcook No.4910710]

My neighborhood has many young children, so I got a sack of those little gummie packs. Won't melt like chocolate, which is too expensive when you get the good kind, and won't make the kiddies choke like cheapass hard candies.

[Anonymous No.4910711]

>>4910705
>54 years old
Be glad it's not all in caps lock

[Anonymous No.4910712]

tfw you get at least 200 kids every year

they just dont stop

once the sun sets til about 10 its just a constant stream

its fucking awful

[bookcook No.4910713]

>>4910705
I think it's an old age joke, or actual dementia. Possible copypasta near the end, if former.

[Anonymous No.4910715]

>>4910711
But it's so disjointed and has no structure. I guess I wouldn't expect any less from a 54 year old 4chan user.

[Anonymous No.4910727]

>>4910705
He is /ck/'s resident Rambling Old Guy (should be a player on the /ck/ soccer team).

[Anonymous No.4910740]

GET ON MY LEVEL

[Anonymous No.4910745]

>>4910740
>TCHO

god dang nigga

[Anonymous No.4910755]

>>4910745
NOTHING BUT THE FINEST FOR GUESTS WHO VENTURE TO MY HOME.

[Anonymous No.4910758]

>>4910740

>gives children and excessive amount of sugar
>makes them blast TCHO more commonly know as tecno

You are one evil son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.4910762]

>>4910373

this shit is far more appreciated than you may realize

[Anonymous No.4910763]

>>4910368
None.

[Anonymous No.4910764]

>>4910740
You must live in Honkyville...

[Anonymous No.4910765]

Homemade caramel apples to kids with good costumes.
homemade caramel onions to assholes with lazy ones.

[Anonymous No.4910770]

>>4910765

Oh, your that fucking lady. My mom used to go through my haul of candy and throw out anything that wasn't factory sealed. That included but was not limited to apples, homemade bullshit, tootsie rolls, opened and damaged candy; there by reducing my total efforts by over 15%. also, take your ass to walmart and get some real candy bitch.

[Anonymous No.4910771]

I'm giving out candy I bought 50% off from last year after Halloween.

Tomorrow I'm buying more for next year for those greedy little niglets that come into my neighborhood from the ghetto...

They're not getting fresh full-priced candy ever.

[Anonymous No.4910777]

>>4910625
>Sand niggers
>White
Choose one

[Anonymous No.4910787]

>>4910771
>niglets that come into my neighborhood from the ghetto

I didn't realize people actually did this until yesterday. I work with a bunch of groids and they were all discussing the best neighborhood to drive to for trick or treating. I asked them why they drive to trick or treat and they started laughing it up "lololol, dis whit boy here".

Fill me in. Is it to get better candy? To be around other trick or treaters and decorated houses? Crime ghetto problems? I don't get why they can't just do it in their own hood.

[Anonymous No.4910793]

>>4910787

>bein' dis whit

lol, niggas don't even candy

[Anonymous No.4910796]

>>4910787
because walking up a dirt lawn to get screamed at by some cracked out basketball-american or given a grape flavored blunt wrap isn't the best halloween experience

best get whitey to gibs me dem FULL SAHZ SNICKAS BAHS

[Anonymous No.4910797]

>>4910787
Niggers looking for handouts from white people. What else is new.

[Anonymous No.4910804]

>>4910702
I prefer Dove or Galaxy. Both are quite based.

[Anonymous No.4910808]

>>4910787

bitchz can't buy no candy with dem link cardz' niggas be handin out scoops of formula and dipper singles.

[Anonymous No.4910809]

>buy $20 worth of the candies i wanted the most as a kid
>fill a huge bowl for the kids
>fill a slightly smaller bowl for myself
>candy for myself and family for a month

kit kats, warheads, airheads, twix, reeses, sour patch kids, plus a bunch more... aww yeeee.

[Anonymous No.4910812]

>>4910809
do you know if sour punch bites come in kid size?

[Anonymous No.4910816]

>>4910804
Galaxy is what Dove is called outside of the US.
It's American. Mars, I think?
Mars is okay, comparable or just a step below Brit chocolate IMO. WAY better than Hershey's.

[Anonymous No.4910834]

>>4910816
Other way around m8y. I can get Dove here in clapland but not Galaxy.

There are better chocolates for sure. But as far as easily available stuff, (since we're comparing to Hershey's) Dove is far based-r.

[Anonymous No.4910850]

>>4910834
You misunderstood, sorry. That's what I said.
>Galaxy is what Dove is called outside of the US.
IE
>Dove is called Galaxy outside of the US.
It was worded in the progressive-passive voice which is particularly difficult for some people.

[Anonymous No.4910851]

>>4910812
..like the straws filled with sour shit?
normally i would assume so, but i just googled it. product doesn't even show up on the sour patch website.

[Anonymous No.4910859]

>>4910787
Some aren't even wearing costumes. "They're" the only ones who try to come back more than once. Some of them have an extra bag for their "sister" at home. Some of their parents hold out bags. A lot of them don't even say, "Thank you'".

Oh, and they always wring the bell more than once as if they're casing the joint right before they kick in the door.

[Anonymous No.4910876]

>smarties
fucking plebs

[Anonymous No.4910884]

>>4910859
And they wonder why nobody respects them. I can tell you my distaste for them has absolutely nothing to do with skin color....

[Anonymous No.4910886]

Nice OP, give the white kids diabetes and the black kids nice smelling breath.

I support your pro-Negro, anti-white conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.4910889]

>>4910623
Me again. Just got back from my horrible hangover trip to the store for kiddie crack. There were lots of things already on sale, so I got:
>full size Butterfinger and Baby Ruth bars
>full size Sour Punch Straws, Mike and Ikes, Big Hunks, Abba Zabbas, Shockers and Nerds Ropes
>snack size Snickers, Heath bars, Reeses, Twix, Rolos, and Whoppers
>Tootsie Pops, Dum Dums, Lemonheads and Pixie Sticks
>Snack sized bags of Cheese Puffs (in case a kid doesn't want candy)
>And a bowl of various ramen packets in case I feel like being funny or an asshole.
>an 18 pack of various beers, because otherwise I won't make it through.
Now I have to go out and finish putting up the black light, the green light and get the smoke machine positioned right.

[Anonymous No.4910902]

>>4910884
>I can tell you my distaste for them has absolutely nothing to do with skin color....

I hear you, I'm not white myself. The black family across the street and a house over, pull their cars in the garage, close the drapes and turn out the lights every Halloween.

[Anonymous No.4910906]

>>4910886
>the black kids nice smelling breath
First time for everything, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.4910909]

>>4910902
Blacks scare easily.

[Anonymous No.4910911]

>handing out your cat's rabbit turds as candy

[Anonymous No.4910912]

Is there any sort of candy that most black kids can't stand? Like you know how most black people won't fuck with blue cheese, hummus, and kale? What candy do they hate the most? I already know not to get Jolly Ranchers, grape or strawberry flavored anything, or Skittles. I'd get something nasty like candy corn or circus peanuts but I wanna have something good for the white kids.

[Anonymous No.4910915]

>>4910902
so? not participating in Halloween isn't a black thing
(its usually a retarded religious thing though)

[Anonymous No.4910917]

>>4910912
Toffee.

[Anonymous No.4910919]

>>4910911

[Anonymous No.4910920]

>>4910915

It's a secular European/Caucasian holiday. Honestly, if you aren't European/Caucasian descent then I don't blame you for not wanting to 'celebrate' this pagan shit.

[Anonymous No.4910923]

>>4910909
Three biggest fears for white people:
1. Nuclear war/terrorist attack.
2. Child/spouse dying/terminal illness/becoming disabled/disfigured.
3. Terminal illness/becoming disabled, self.

Three biggest fears for Asian people:
1. Disgrace.
2. Dishonour.
3. B+/2nd place.

Three biggest fears for black people:
1. Dogs.
2. Ghosts.
3. Certified mail.

[Anonymous No.4910924]

>>4910917
Nice. Can anyone else vouche for blacks not liking toffee? I know most white people love it, I think Mexicans do too. Not trying to piss of Mexicans, at least they wear costumes and say thank you.

[Anonymous No.4910926]

im making a samhain feast, baked acorn squash, im gonna try to make a sweet potato and apple hash, some quinoa, but i don't know what kind of meat to fix.

anyone got any other ideas?

[Anonymous No.4910928]

>>4910923
>3. Certified mail.
I rost

[Anonymous No.4910929]

>>4910915
I'm white and don't participate because no one trick or treats around here.

Not that I would hand out candy if kids did trick or treat around here. Can't be bothered with all that.

[Anonymous No.4910930]

>>4910923
Don't forget they scared of swimming.

[Anonymous No.4910931]

[Anonymous No.4910933]

>>4910930
Swimming doesn't just pop out of the bushes, though. Those other three?

[Anonymous No.4910935]

>live in apartment
>access code to get in building, doors are inside the building

Should I buy some candy today or tomorrow? I want to get me some good stuff

[Anonymous No.4910937]

>>4910915
No they're just as cheap and classless as the blacks from out of the neighborhood going door to door.

Let me put it this way... They were throwing a party at their house and went door to door asking to borrow extra chairs. Extolling, "We are neighbors... BLAHBLABLAH!!!

That party was 3 years ago and they still have my chairs.

I'll get my sack up next spring and get them back with a few added words.

Meanwhile they can "dead nigger store" them for me this winter.

[Anonymous No.4910941]

>>4910368
If I saw that when I was a kid, you can bet your sweet ass that I'd steal all the "white kids" candy.

[Anonymous No.4910944]

>>4910941
We all know you would, Toby.

[Anonymous No.4910951]

Lel I know what I'm gonna do. I remembered I have some individually wrapped prunes still in the back of my cabinet from when I had the constipation? Guess who will be getting the rest of them?

[Anonymous No.4910952]

>>4910944
Kunta! Kunta Kinte!

[Anonymous No.4910953]

>>4910705
I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if this guy was a dirty pedophile

[Anonymous No.4910955]

>>4910912
That's why you have to have separate, but not equal bowls of candy to hand out like OP.

Get those orange and black wrapped peanut butter candies. Better yet, buy them on sale after Halloween for next year so they're rock hard and the low grade peanut butter will be rancid by next year.

Can I get an AMEN?

[Anonymous No.4910959]

>>4910951
>ethnic treats.jpg

[Anonymous No.4910964]

Trick or Treat was invented by the US government to reduce all the Halloween related vandalism.

[Anonymous No.4910968]

>>4910937
Why didn't you just go to their house after the party and ask for your chairs back? That's not hard to do.

[Anonymous No.4910971]

>>4910889
>finish putting up the black light, the green light and get the smoke machine positioned right.
I wish I was as dedicated as you. Then again, Halloween isn't nearly as big in my country as it is in Clapistan.

[Anonymous No.4910972]

[Anonymous No.4910973]

>>4910968

>responding to your own comment cause no one else will respond to your dumb shit

[Anonymous No.4910977]

>>4910971
More money is spent on Halloween than Christmas. This makes me smile.

[Anonymous No.4910982]

do you think the black kids in my neighborhood will like this?

[Anonymous No.4910983]

>>4910968
You're absolutely right. I just thought they would have returned them afterwards as forthcoming as I was, and I guess some procrastination on my part.

Each season I've let it pass only makes it worse for them when I come back asking for them looking like this...

[Anonymous No.4910985]

>>4910973
I think you've got the wrong guy, champ.

[Anonymous No.4910987]

>>4910982
>give out Henny
>"ey, dat boi got sum money $$$"
>house is burglarized soon

Don't give out anything fancy or expensive.

[Anonymous No.4910988]

>>4910973
No you dumb nigger...

This>>4910983 is my response.

Did you even notice the, (You) from someone else?

[Anonymous No.4910998]

>>4910511
but that sounds delicious

[Anonymous No.4911001]

>>4910450

>black jelly beans and those banana flavored now and later

>mfw those are the best flavors

[Anonymous No.4911008]

>>4910740
I don't get it.

Is this like, caffeinated chocolate or something?

[Anonymous No.4911011]

>mfw I'm 26 and I would still go out ToTing if I had a good enough costume to hide the fact that I'm 26

Never too old for free candy.

[Anonymous No.4911014]

Werther's Originals, Riesens, and these orange peanut things.

[Anonymous No.4911021]

mine.

[Anonymous No.4911025]

>>4911008
no, just very good chocolate.

The chocolates in that picture cost $180 total. And I paid a good price.

[Anonymous No.4911031]

Grilled Chicken and water bottles, no fatty lardass shit, fit onlly.

[Anonymous No.4911051]

>>4910650
It's after 6 and not a single knock yet.

[Anonymous No.4911054]

none. I live in an apartment complex where maybe 3 families have kids. Plus my building is locked from the outside and there's only 12 people in it.

I did drive through a neighborhood on the way home and some kids were trick or treating. Unfortunate that it's also raining pretty hard. Nothing worse as a kid than that.

[Anonymous No.4911064]

>>4911051
I got one pair of kids so far, they drove up to the house.

[Anonymous No.4911073]

>>4911064
>they drove up to the house
Were they black?

[Anonymous No.4911075]

>>4911051
Yeah kids either want to stay at home on the computer or their parents won't let them go out. I bought a bag of snickers and twix since I figured I'd end up eating 3/4 of the candy

[Anonymous No.4911079]

>>4911073
Surprisingly no, they were white.

[Anonymous No.4911089]

>>4911079
Well, were they white trash then?

[Anonymous No.4911108]

>>4910647
1. Strangers are trying to rape my kids!
2. Make kids so sedentary and full of sugar that they become too gross and fat to be rape-able
3. Problem Solved!

[Anonymous No.4911111]

>>4910985
>I think you've got the wrong guy, chimp.

ftfy

[Anonymous No.4911116]

Fun size twix, almond joy, snickers, reese's cups, kit-kats, and regular and peanut M&Ms.

So far we've had 2 groups of about 10 kids each.

[Anonymous No.4911117]

>>4911014
>werther's originals
nice
>riesens
OH GOD YES
>orange peanut things
3 STRIKES, RED CARD, LIFE SENTENCE, COMMITTED TO A LOONEY BIN, FELONY,
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[Anonymous No.4911222]

>>4910971
Eh, I enjoy it. Halloween has always been a favorite of mine. Not so much for the candy, but the chance to be spooky and scary/get scared. it's fun. I'm almost ready to go now. I've done my costume, got all the candy ready, lit candles in the house, and just have to wait for it to get a little darker so i can turn on all the effects outside. I've also got a huge demon scarescrow with flaming eyes that the kids will run into as they turn the corner to my front door. Heh heh heh....

[Anonymous No.4911266]

I hope there are plenty of kids, I don't want any of this stuff left over.

[Anonymous No.4911270]

>almost 7:30
>not a single trick or treater
>at least I haven't had to deal with any coons tonight

Sort of bummed though, I was looking forward to handing out some prunes to the boons.

[Anonymous No.4911271]

Snickers, Twix, and Reeses all the way in full-size bars.

Fuck your candy for ants.

[Anonymous No.4911284]

>>4910422
Here in Canada the kids just dress up as linemen when that happens.

[Anonymous No.4911285]

You knock on the door, and it begins to creeeaaak open slowly, before being jerked wide open as a terrifying fat clown leaps out of the shadows with a screech! You stumble backward, almost falling, as the horrible monster cackles with laughter. "Ha ha ha! Got you pretty good, eh kid?"

Your adrenaline rush abates slightly as you realize it isn't a real clown, just an overweight middle-aged guy in (disturbingly realistic) clown make-up. "T-t-trick or treat?" you stammer, still shuddering from the shock.

"Sure thing," he says with a twinkle in his eye. "Here, have one of my homemade popcorn balls!" He tosses you a wad of candied popcorn wrapped in wax paper.

"Uh, thanks," you say, looking it over, "but I'm not really supposed to take homemade... hey! These aren't candy bits! Is this... Xanax?? What the heck, man!" The clown-faced man cackles with laughter again. "It's you, isn't it?" you say, wide-eyed with sudden realization. "You're the one who puts razor-blades in apples and stuff!"

"YES!" he howls. "...Well, no, actually -- not the razor-blade/apple thing. They just grow that way around here, for some reason. Nobody's been able to figure out why. It's weird. But metaphorically speaking, YES! I'm All-Hallow's Steve! I'm the reason grannies can't bake cookies for the kiddies! I'm the one who puts needles in chocolate bars, so parents have to take the kids' treats to be x-rayed at the police station!"

[Anonymous No.4911286]

>>4911285

"You fiend!"

"Sometimes, if Halloween is on a dark, cloudy night, I drive around in my car and run over little children who don't have glowsticks!"

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"I'll tell you what's wrong!" he shouts, grinding his yellow teeth together. "Halloween isn't scary anymore! It used to be about demons, and ghouls, and dark creatures clawing through the border between worlds! It used to be about making noise so that the devil didn't suck out your soul! And now look at it," he spits. "It's all candy and rainbows! Bright lights and soft corners! Well, I'm taking it back! I'm putting the FEAR back into Halloween!"

"You won't get away with this!"

"I am getting away with it, fool! In some towns, I've got people so scared, the kids aren't even allowed to trick-or-treat in their own neighborhoods! They have to go to a shopping mall!"

That tears it -- you drop your candy-bucket and grab your weapon.

[Anonymous No.4911296]

>>4911051
And it's now nearly 9pm and not a single knock. Wow. I guess white Americans really do scare as easily as I've heard. Pity, that. What am I going to do with all these Airheads, Nestle chocolates, Dum Dums, Charms and other assorted sweeties now? I don't like any of them very much.

[Anonymous No.4911310]

>>4911296
It's only 5:50 here but nothing yet.

[Anonymous No.4911313]

>>4911310
At least I know not to sit about for Halloween year next. Children no longer TorT, I guess.

[Anonymous No.4911322]

>>4910487
I'm so fucking sad right now. You're 100% right but god damn I feel like people are just deteriorating.

[Anonymous No.4911334]

[Anonymous No.4911341]

>>4910368
7:12 here
We have had one group of one, one of two and one of three in the last hour. The group of three were Asians , so we just gave them soy sauce packages.

[Anonymous No.4911354]

>>4910384
I live in Connecticut and the store I work in still has floppy discs for sale...Despite the good schools most towns are still pretty backwoods.

Speaking of New England the weather here was not so good today. It rained for the majority of the day and I don't think we had as many trick or treaters as usual. On the plus side it wasn't as cold outside compared to previous years.

[Anonymous No.4911355]

>>4911334
>apples...

[Anonymous No.4911367]

>>4910487
Candy poisonings are almost entirely the realm of urban legends.

The only poisonings that happen are perpetrated by adults against young relatives, usually as part of insurance fraud. The adult assumes that with all the poisonings that supposedly happen that no one will investigate what happened to their nephew or daughter. Of course, they're the only ones actually poisoning the candy.

I hate humanity.

[Anonymous No.4911378]

I have a bowl of chocos but it started raining and I doubt there will be many people here. In the 3 years I lived in this house there have been 3 people total that showed up. I don't decorate the house so it's only the desperates who knock. I only got the candies cause I wouldn't want to have someone show up and not have anything to give them.

[Anonymous No.4911379]

>>4911285
>>4911286
AND THEN?!

[Anonymous No.4911382]

>>4911378
>chocos
I didn't mean the cereal...

[Anonymous No.4911390]

>>4910705
He has an untreated mental disorder. I guess manic or schizophrenia. Don't be do intolerant.

[Anonymous No.4911394]

Just had my first kids stop by, two of them. I told them to take a handful since I don't know how many people will be stopping by.

[Anonymous No.4911397]

>>4911379
You beat the shit out of him and he drops a hat:

You are pretty sure that this is just a rainbow-colored clown wig, and not All-Hallow's Steve's actual scalp and hair. It came off his head too easily.

You cannot, however, rule out the idea that All-Hallow's Steve might have been wearing the scalp and hair of an actual clown on his head.


Gives spooky resistance and does sleaze damage.
This is a fight from a text-based free to play mmo. It's got a decent sense of humor and a lot of pop culture references.

[Anonymous No.4911413]

>>4911394
Second group..6:57.

[Anonymous No.4911418]

>>4911413
..and another but the dad said they don't see many people out there.

[Anonymous No.4911426]

handed out one piece of these to each kid

One fucking kid tried reaching and sticking his hand in the bowl, fucking no. That's a big fucking no. swatted his hand away. ONE PIECE.

[Anonymous No.4911428]

I'm giving out rounds of 9mm to adults and 22lr to children.

[Anonymous No.4911430]

>sour punch straws

GOAT based.

[Anonymous No.4911431]

pic of earlier

[Anonymous No.4911434]

>>4911431

remember reading an article last year the average of candy bought for a household on halloween is $50

[Anonymous No.4911438]

>>4911428
What the cutoff age? 8?

[Anonymous No.4911441]

>>4911438
A little further, as most under-21s don't own 9mm firearms

[Anonymous No.4911439]

>>4910409
Lol

[Anonymous No.4911445]

>>4910987
>henny
>fancy or expensive
i'm aware this is a joke post but what

[Op the fggt No.4911447]

>>4911426
I love those fuckers. What are they?

[Anonymous No.4911449]

>>4911445
>implying niggers can evaluate worth

[Anonymous No.4911450]

>>4910449
I have pumpkins and am sitting outside the house. Stop acting like you're mr. Halloween.

[Anonymous No.4911456]

>>4911449
have you ever even met a black person before

[Anonymous No.4911465]

>>4911456
I've met both black people and niggers of all races. I guess you could call them "urban youths" but that just sounds patronizing.

[Anonymous No.4911482]

>>4911465
Tell us more. How about you start a blog or write letters to newspapers and use your real name, you coward.

[Anonymous No.4911485]

>>4911465
Stfu you racist little shit

[Anonymous No.4911491]

>>4910368

That reminds me. I live in a gated neighborhood (my dads house not mine, staying here temporarily) and outside of it are other nicer little subdivisions. I'd say these are mostly white althought i have plenty of black neighbors, but we aren't the ghetto. Coming home tonight I could barely drive through the neighborhoods because there were cars everywhere. Then I noticed most of the people in the cares were black. I'm guess they don't feel safe or something in their ghettos so they drive over here. But then I heard one couple tonight saying "We come here for the good candy and shit" oohhh... so you're not here because your worried about getting shot your here so you can get better quality handouts for your kids while making my streets undrivable.

Fucking black people.

[Anonymous No.4911495]

Fun size snickers, starburst, reeses, milky way midnight, crunch bars...and only a dozen trick or treaters between 6 and 9 pm. I grew up on a street that was packed all night long so this is awful to me. I ate all the starbursts out of sadness.

[Anonymous No.4911501]

I thought I bought way too much candy but ran out at 7:30. Oh well, there's probably not that many legit little kids out now anyway.

[Anonymous No.4911509]

what bothers me are the kids that are too young. Having to be carried by their parents and the parents getting the candy and saying trick or treat..

if you can't hold your own fucking bucket you're too young

[Anonymous No.4911517]

>>4911509
Yeah one dude that came to my door was literally dragging his child around by the bucket, the kid just looked like he was pissed as hell and about to cry

[Anonymous No.4911521]

>>4911509
That would be me. My daughter is two years old and CAN trick or treat but doesn't really want to. My stupid fucking wife insists that we do, though. I was bored the whole time, while also trying to watch and make sure the hordes of mexicans didn't snatch up my kids, and my wife is now super pissed and depressed because I wasn't having fun.

FML

[Anonymous No.4911525]

>>4911485
>>4911482
>this much rationalization

You do realize that there is a large (mostly) urban population that represents what the collective notion of "niggers" is, right?

Or do you just like to ignore the ingrained evolutionary aspect of pattern recognition ingrained in all humans?

[Anonymous No.4911529]

>>4911521
>getting married
you get what you deserve

[Anonymous No.4911531]

>>4911529
Yeah I know. I love my kids though. My wife is fucking psycho though.

[Anonymous No.4911532]

Well, I'm onto my third bag of four.

[Anonymous No.4911534]

>>4911525
>using the same word twice to make yourself look smart but not realizing that you already used that word
i know that feel bro

you also sorta invalidated everything you ever said in your entire life with just that

[Anonymous No.4911535]

>>4911532
Died a couple times in BF4 giving out candy though..fucking kids.

[Anonymous No.4911536]

>>4911525

Actually, it's not pattern recognition. It's you listening to what your parents and the media have to say your entire life and never thinking for yourself, and I suspect you haven't had much experience in the real world so you probably get your information on it from 4chan. Kinda sad, really.

[Anonymous No.4911544]

>>4911536
lol, I've met my fair share of "urban youths" From American Indian, to Latino, to White, to Black.

Implying a degenerate urban youth culture (more concisely summed up as niggery) doesn't exist is just pure ignorance.

[Anonymous No.4911545]

>>4911544
and implying that it's nearly as big of a problem as you think it is is also ignorant as fuck
poverty in general causes more crimes

[Anonymous No.4911547]

>>4911545
Poverty creates 'urban youths'. You're practically agreeing with the fucker, you racist.

[Anonymous No.4911549]

>>4911545
>poverty in general causes more crimes

Never have I ever implied that poverty isn't one of the main underlying influences in societal degradation. Instead of going into the implications of that last sentence, just leave it be --I don't feel like explaining my reasoning further.

[Anonymous No.4911554]

>>4911547
that's fairly presumptuous and also pretty wrong
poverty creates a lot of other things too

>>4911549
>further
you haven't even started
all you've done was shit on a keyboard and post it on the internet

[Anonymous No.4911557]

>>4911554
Okay, live in ignorance.

>what are criminal statistics when sorted by race
Oh my lord, a conspiracy! It's not culture or anything...

[Anonymous No.4911563]

>>4911557
what are poverty statistics when sorted by race
what are the causes of said poverty
and who are the people complaining about poor people on the internet while sitting in their comfy chairs

[Anonymous No.4911570]

>>4911521
You sound like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.4911571]

>>4911563
Causes of said poverty are probably the the dissolution of the family unit and welfare dependence. Basically modern slavery.

And complaining about an inherently criminal culture that spreads isn't anything to be shunned.

[Anonymous No.4911575]

>>4911570
Sound like? Nigga, I AM a bitch. I bet I could out-beta you anyday. On the fast track to omega.

[Anonymous No.4911577]

The past five years I can count the number of trick-or-treaters I've gotten on one hand. Total. None today, or last year, or the year before that.

I went from an optimistic four bags of candy, to three, to two, and this year I only bought one bag, which I'm now going to have to eat over the next couple months. Ugh. I know for a fact there are kids in this neighborhood of trick-or-treating age too.

[Anonymous No.4911578]

>>4911575
godspeed

[Anonymous No.4911579]

>>4911021
whoa full boxes. you're like the coolest neighbor ever.

[Anonymous No.4911580]

>>4911563
Nobody is complaining about the poor, they are complaining about niggers. Are you even following the conversation, faggot?

[Anonymous No.4911596]

>>4911545
>poverty in general causes more crimes

Definitely.

Violent crimes though..........

>blacks are capping blacks over nothing
>blacks are capping whites over nothing
>blacks be armed robbery

Whitey on occasion sells drugs, steals a candy bar from the store, and gets in a non lethal fist fight. For the most part we keep it as civil as it should be though, despite our Caucasian poverty.

Blacks are typically violent and deadly. Times have changed. White man doesn't kill black man (or white man) unless he has some personal reason to do so, and that isn't even based on race.

Black man will kill other black man, white man, and fucking blue man if he fucking feels like it. Fucking degenerate by nature.

[Anonymous No.4911622]

>>4911596
Can't we all, just, get along??

[Anonymous No.4911627]

>>4911596
You know who I blame for this?

Ice Cube

[Anonymous No.4911642]

>>4911064
in st. paul, minnesota there are a lot of hmong families who don't seem to understand/care about halloween. they always drive door to door and don't wear costumes. it's so fcuking akward.

[Anonymous No.4911665]

decided to leave the porch light on but close the door, to deter vandals from egging the house or whatever.

Fucking 11 oclock some kid knocks on the door. Opened it, couldn't see him.

>hey, over here
he whispered

Was standing on the corner of the porch dressed in all black, with a black mask, leaning against the house. Just opened up his pillowcase, in which I quietly dropped a piece of candy. He nodded his head and walked down the steps and away.

My hearts still pounding
and I'm still confused

[Anonymous No.4911669]

>>4911642
about half of my visitors tonight weren't wearing anything at all and carrying wal-mart bags

[Anonymous No.4911670]

>>4911669
Nude?

[Anonymous No.4911677]

>>4911665
that kid is the reason halloween isn't completely dead yet.

[Anonymous No.4911676]

>>4911670
rather, no costume.

[Anonymous No.4911679]

>>4911622
That was a goddamn beautiful tale

[Anonymous No.4911694]

>>4911677
This.

[Anonymous No.4911696]

>>4911665
Your post reeks of scared American.

[Anonymous No.4911743]

Well, I think it's finally over since it's 10 till 10. went through a little over three bags out of four. I was telling kids to take a handful though since it was kinda slow. Pretty sure two people that got candy were older than me.

[Anonymous No.4911747]

>>4911743
>it's 10 till 10
wut

[Anonymous No.4911749]

>>4911747
9:50 PM

[Anonymous No.4912066]

>>4911679
Horeee sheeet

[Anonymous No.4912142]

>>4910487
It's not just that. Over the past 60 - 80 years much of the world has experienced a culture in free fall. Where 60 years ago everything was simple and safe, today anything imaginable is possible and with such freedom fears rise.

[Anonymous No.4912156]

>>4912142
>Where 60 years ago everything was simple and safe

got a bit of rose tint in your nostalgia goggles, there.

[Anonymous No.4912161]

>>4911491
>Fucking black people.

NIGGER!

[Anonymous No.4912173]

>>4911545
Big or small, If I see it, It's a problem.

[Anonymous No.4912176]

Our college campus had a trick or treating thing that we could go to.
I put on a raggedy hat, one shoe, and a pre-dirtied jacket and a cardboard sign saying "I'm your student loans."

You wouldn't believe how many people didn't think I was wearing a costume/didn't read the sign. The people who did though got really big laughs and I gave candy to them before saying "I'll get that and more back later."

[Anonymous No.4912179]

>>4912156
I'm talking from a cultural perspective.

Are you implying that within the west there hasn't been a massive cultural change within that time span? We live in a time of constant change more than any time before.

[Anonymous No.4912188]

>>4911642
Well my neighbors are Hmong, They get dressed up in costumes every year, even the parents. The Hmong up there are like the niggers in Milwaukee

[Anonymous No.4912190]

>>4911665
>Fucking 11 oclock some kid knocks on the door

What community holds Trick-or-Treat hours that late?

[Anonymous No.4912192]

>celebrating pure commercialism

Why would anyone give the slightest fuck about such a pointless "tradition"? 99% of people don't even know what they celebrate, but buys into it like the drones they are.

Glad it's becoming less relevant with every year.

[Anonymous No.4912194]

>>4912190
Not like it's gated or anything. Some kid was out and saw the porch light was on.

After thinking about it I see an upside. So late that perhaps any houses that do have their light on (my mistake, I was afraid of this leaving the light on), don't think there will be anyone else so they just give you the rest of the candy bowl.

But I still almost didn't answer the door. Just inviting to be stabbed.

[Anonymous No.4912201]

I handed out Now and Later, Runtz, Nerds, Tootsie Rolls, Dots and Milk Duds. I had at most 12 children stop by. The last 3 were my little brother and sister, and our cousin. On my street alone I counted about 4 lights on. Out of, probably 16 or more. I understand it though, not everyone is willing to drop cash on candy for kids they don't know.

[Anonymous No.4912224]

>>4912194
Most communities have a set time period for trick or treating. Ours was last Sunday 1pm -4pm., but I live in an urban area, but it's not uncommon, just like bars holding Halloween parties on the Saturday night before Halloween.

Even in the suburbs, the hours are 5-8pm, where it's still dark out, yet not too late.

You wouldn't ever see trick or treating where I live at night, also I think it's a public safety issue.

The cops were in my neighborhood just to manage all the outsiders driving in and blocking up the streets

[Anonymous No.4912228]

>>4912192
You forgot to tip your fedora

[Anonymous No.4912233]

>>4912192
I total understand what you're getting at, and with that you can say that each and every holiday. I myself have at times opted out to play into any of it.

Sometimes by choice, but mostly not due to personal circumstance I have no control of.

I still pick and choose which ones I want to participate in because I'm not a complete butthurt misanthrope.

[Anonymous No.4912247]

>>4912233
>but mostly not due to personal circumstance I have no control of.

Recently ended a 13 year Marriage. No more birthdays, anniversaries, Sweetest Day, Valentines, In-law's bs, etc, etc... YaY!!!

My parents are dead and siblings live out of state. Bummer...

[Anonymous No.4912360]

>>4910770
your mum is the real bitch

[Anonymous No.4912670]

I passed out candy from 6-8pm then it completely died out there. Still have a lot of candy left over. Maybe only a dozen black kids and I think they were from around here. The best were the little hispanic kids saying gracias and then yelling 'gato gato!" when they saw my two cats at the door.

[Anonymous No.4913059]

>>4911285
>>4911286
>>4911397

Didn't think anyone still played. w-would you want to add me?

[Anonymous No.4913786]

>>4912224
wtf? i have never heard of tscheduled times for trick or treating. and not even on halloween?
suburbs of minneapolis - kids just go out when it starts to get dark on halloween. most houses seem to participate. except in poor areas, i'm guessing.

[Anonymous No.4913861]

>>4913786
I'm in Wisconsin

http://www.hauntedwisconsin.com/information/trick-or-treat/

[Anonymous No.4913974]

>>4913861

Adams, City of
Sunday, October 27
1:00 - 4:00 p.m.

[Anonymous No.4914100]

>>4911669
I hope you didn't reward that behavior with candy. 'Round these parts you have to put in some effort to get a treat.

[Anonymous No.4914106]

>>4912224
>Most communities have a set time period for trick or treating. Ours was last Sunday 1pm -4pm., but I live in an urban area, but it's not uncommon, just like bars holding Halloween parties on the Saturday night before Halloween.
>Even in the suburbs, the hours are 5-8pm, where it's still dark out, yet not too late.
>You wouldn't ever see trick or treating where I live at night, also I think it's a public safety issue.
>The cops were in my neighborhood just to manage all the outsiders driving in and blocking up the streets
lol America

[Anonymous No.4914108]

>>4914106

LAND OF THE FREE.

[Anonymous No.4914122]

>>4912224
>government mandated trick or treat schedule
>police present to enforce it

What the hell kind of 1984 city council do you have? When I was growing up it was a free for all, you go out when you wanted, where you wanted, for as long as you wanted. There were huge crowds in the neighborhoods, people set up haunted houses in their yards, EVERYONE was in costume. Now days no one decorates, or at most puts up a pumpkin cutout on the door, no one dresses up hardly at all, I got 1 kid at my door last night, and on top of all this now the government is telling kids when they can and can't go to the their neighbors for candy? Fuck the holiday, it's not the one that's doomed, this country is.

[Anonymous No.4914164]

So glad I don't live in a faggot town that has halloween on the weekend or during daylight hours. seriously, what the fuck?

Sadly I've never lived where I got trick or treaters. House I lived in was on a very busy main road, too dangerous and the houses too far apart, also no kids around.

Now I live in an apartment complex of 6 buildings, but no children live here (they don't rent out to families with kids, thank god)

But me and my older sister went for a walk from 6-7 to see the houses up the road decorated and the kids trick or treating. It was rainy so it wasn't as crazy as it probably is during good weather, but there is a grade school up the road and all the parents park there, then take their kids through the nearby streets.

One house really went all out, it was a two family, both floor wrap around porches absolutely decked out, television propped in upstairs window with a video of a scary face glowing and blasting typical SPOOOOKY talk, like "ARE THOSE CHILDREN AT THE DOOOORRR!!?? DELICIOUUUSSS" and shit about stealing your soul, etc. Fog machine. Front yard done up like a cemetery, people in costume standing around creepily staring at children and parents. one guy was an evil clown with a glowing red nose, had a bicycle horn he kept honking now and then. it was awesome to to the point that parents were standing across the street to take videos of it

[Anonymous No.4914165]

>>4914164
also the best thing about houses like this is that the neighbors get jealous and try to keep up with them. the house next door also had a fog machine, porch wrapped in fake web stuff, spooky red light inside the foyer from behind, so the person giving out candy could only be seen by silhouette, and they wore a grim reaper costume with glowing red eyes. they also had someone in costume hiding behind a shrub in their front lawn to scare kids

[Anonymous No.4914172]

>>4914164
>>4914165

That's the way it should be. Houses like that are a dying breed :(

[Anonymous No.4914176]

>>4914172
there are actually quite a few houses in my usual walking route that do it up like this, not the effects and stuff, but heavily decorated, one house seems to get a new life sized creepy figure each year and they add it to the collection on the porch, it's gotten to the point where there isnt really enough room for them, its amusingly crowded

cemetery front yards are popular, another house also had some sort of inflatable witch house? that i think they had the person giving out candy standing in, it had lightning effects inside and fog

i think people get more into halloween in new england vs other places, maybe because things actually LOOK halloweenish and spooky here this time of year

[Anonymous No.4914177]

>>4914122

Depends on where you live. Grew up in a small, low-density suburb, and on Halloween, absolutely everyone was out on the street. People who weren't hosting parties would just leave big bowls of candy on the porch and go roam in costume. Hay rides, haunted houses, apple bobbing, crawfish boils, homemade icecream, and local bands were just part of the community's celebration; kids and adults could walk into anyone's yard and start a conversation or partake in whatever activity was going on.

Moved downtown in the same city (college town), no kids out, no decorations, loud drunks and plenty of drugs.

Moved downtown in a small northern city, had 6 trick-or-treaters. Now I've got a whole bunch of sour patch watermelons to devour. I can't believe I'm saying it, but I'd love to move out to a suburb again someday. The sense of community (although it only happened a few times a year) was incredible, and it can only happen in a place with that kind of population density (not rural) and that level of safety (no traffic, "urban youth").

[Anonymous No.4914194]

>>4914172
same halloween town anon, tried looking up my city to see if anyone took pictures of anything, but i could only find this house, which is like two houses up the road

they built their own cemetery gate and fences, one on the side of the house has the posts spell "keep out" they also board up their windows, for real

doesnt look like much but on halloween they have the spooky lights and sounds going

[Anonymous No.4914213]

>>4914177
What you listed is nowhere near the same as mandated trick-or-treat times with police presence.

[Anonymous No.4914464]

http://theurbantwist.com/2013/10/30/woman-hands-letters-candy-overweight-children/