/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4847998]

what's for dinner /ck/?

i'm eating caramel espresso ice cream covered in frosted flakes and there's nothing you can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.4848008]

That can't be your whole dinner, profat. Looks like a mid-dinner snack. Something to be eaten when you're 4 hot dogs in, with a couple more left to go.

[Anonymous No.4848011]

GRAPE NUTS ICE CREAM UBER ALLES

[Anonymous No.4848012]

ice cream needed a topping, so you got one. Nothing afoul here.

[Anonymous No.4848015]

>>4847998
PROGUN!!!!!

Is it you?

[tacocat No.4848026]

>>4848011
I'll bet thats like eating cold asphalt mix

[Anonymous No.4848029]

>>4847998
Is that a hair in your food?

[Anonymous No.4848033]

>>4848029
You'd think it'd be from progun's head... you'd be wrong though.

[Anonymous No.4848035]

>>4848033
Me, I'd think it would be from his chin.

And I'm sure I'm right.

[Anonymous No.4848060]

>>4848026

[Anonymous No.4848066]

>>4847998
my parents would go insane if I sent them that statement.

they would call me at 10am on saturdays when I was in college just to make sure I wasn't still sleeping. I mean of course they'd act like that wasn't the reason, but it obviously was. Then they'd ask what I was eating (don't gain that freshman 15! we know how you like to eat honey!), how my classes were going (I'm sure we can expect straight A's from our star daughter hahahaa! But seriously...), oh and by the way we got your credit statement and what is this abbreviation? You spent 70$ on monday at EFHNOSN???? (Immediately stopped paper statements without saying anything to them, they never said anything to me, I dearly hope because they realized how fucking weird that was)

god i still have a lot of dislike and anger toward them, despite be 23 now.

and before someone asks, I had a full ride to college, had been working since 14 to save for daily expenses, and they paid nothing.

[Anonymous No.4848118]

>>4848011
My god grape nuts are fucking disgusting.
I got the fit cereal and that was edible, but the polaing grape nuts shit is like dry death in a bowl.

[Anonymous No.4848139]

>>4848066
They don't realize how weird that is. Parents have no understanding of proper boundaries.

[Anonymous No.4848568]

>>4847998
B-b-but OP, what about having a balanced diet? How will you keep your energy level up with healthier life style choices so you can maximise your intellectual and academic potential?

Seriously, do you eat this often? That would do bad things to my blood sugar. Sure, I eat ice cream and pour syrup on top, but at least I put an oven-baked banana on the side. Not that it really helps...

[Anonymous No.4848617]

>>4848066
my mom wouldn't let me ride a bike to a friend's house when I was in high school, she didn't like me making microwaved oatmeal either.

my dad, on the other hand, played pool and had some beers with me before I went off to school, then gave me a box of condoms and told me to "go get those coed girls" or something like that.

6 years later now, they came over while I was cooking dinner. Oxtail over rice, pretty delicious.

Mom thinks it's disgust and I'm a madman, dad blames it on my Jamaican ex and says I need to get laid

>dad still eats the oxtail and enjoys it

[Anonymous No.4848648]

>>4848066
>set up fake company
>arrange it so that their name appears on your credit statement as "STOP READING MY BILLS"
>"buy" something from them
>wait

[Anonymous No.4848921]

>>4847998
>Old Style tall boy

Chicagofag detected

[Anonymous No.4848938]

>>4848029
Fucking lol he's eating a thick black hair.

[Anonymous No.4848940]

>>4848066
>they would call me at 10am on saturdays when I was in college just to make sure I wasn't still sleeping. I mean of course they'd act like that wasn't the reason, but it obviously was.
oh mine still do this...and no matter the time, they call cell two or three times with the house phone, just to make sure. If they open your mail, parents/roommates can also misplace it. Be on top of knowing all dates, or set up auto-pay of everything, or get a p.o.box.

[Anonymous No.4849045]

>>4848026
What am I looking at here?

[Anonymous No.4849095]

I made slightly too much topping for my pies so I just threw it all on top of pieces of dough I had and hoped they stay together

>onion
>olives
>herb marinated feta cheese
>cherry tomatoes
>creme fraiche
>fresh basil

Tastes good tho.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849096]

>>4848029
>>4848938

These.

[Bleak !DPKFpqEOXE No.4849100]

>>4848035
>not from his pubes

[Anonymous No.4849104]

Going to a wedding at a winery in a super hipster town
The dinner options werw vegetarian, chicken or pork
Ive never seen pork on a menu for a wedding so im pretty excited to try it
Typically wedding food is absolute shit but this place gets most of their stuff from local farms

[Anonymous No.4849302]

>>4848568
>but at least I put an oven-baked banana on the side.

How does adding calories to a meal make it healthier?

[Anonymous No.4849320]

Lunch is next - leftover mushroom soup=

Dinner- chilie/beef stew

[Anonymous No.4849841]

>>4849302
"Not that it really helps..."

Image and rational criticism are two different things to emphasise. Adding a banana may make the whole seem healthier to some, but at the end of the day, it really isn't (as you presumably aimed to point out). Sure, bananas have some good stuff in them, but in this context it won't help you with keeping your blood sugar in check.

Read more carefully. This isn't /b/ and tl;dr in one form or another is hardly an appropriate response. Let's talk about food and cooking, shall we?