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sup /ck/

time for another fast food experiment

Today's subject:
Burger King's "Fry Burger"

>> No.4826507

Aw yea unwrap that baby

>> No.4826508

>>4826504

>not testing Satisfries

GTFO

>> No.4826510
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4826510

Behold it in all it's pitiful glory!

1 Patty
Some shabby looking lettuce
A tiny speck of mayo
and 3 measly fries

They didn't even bother putting cheese on this thing.

>> No.4826509

Open that bitch up OP, I'm curious

>> No.4826517
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>>4826510

>> No.4826518
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>>4826510

>fry burger

three fucking fries

>> No.4826516
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4826516

And yes, it tastes just as bland as it looks.

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>>4826510
BurgerJew.png

>> No.4826526
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4826526

Welp that was quite possibly the most underwhelming thing I've ever consumed from a fast food restaurant.

Now, time to show BK how it's supposed to be done.
Here we have:
>Double cheeseburger
>Medium fries

>> No.4826532

>>4826510
That's horrifying

>> No.4826533

>>4826510
>fry burger
>only 3 little fries

It's like they're not even trying any more.

>> No.4826534
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4826534

>not doing it with a bacon double cheeseburger

>> No.4826537
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4826537

Fries on top....

>> No.4826540
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4826540

and bottom...

>> No.4826539

>>4826537
>4 fries
Woah man. Better not show this to a burger king employee. That might be too much radical for them to handle.

>> No.4826542

>>4826510
How much does that piece of shit cost compared to other burgers? I can see them raising it because of those little things.

>> No.4826548
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4826548

And there we have it. How the fry burger should have been done.

>>4826534
That would have been more expensive but not a bad idea...

>>4826542
It's only $1 but it's not even worth that...

>> No.4826557
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>>4826548
does it stay together? it looks like shit would fall apart after 2 bites.

>> No.4826561

>>4826548
Man, I used to have a BK bacon double with fries inside all the time when I was a teen. No wonder I was fuckin' obese.

>> No.4826562

>>4826548

Ok, now take your fat ass to BK and get a job makn' fry burgers.

>> No.4826566

>>4826548
>$1
I'd rather pay a dollar for a $1 chicken sandwich from Wendy's than that shit.

>> No.4826567

What a biased review. Go fuck yourself, OP.

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>>4826557
The cheese holds it together perfectly.
Boggles my mind why they would use shitty lettuce and mayo over a simple piece of cheese.
Overall not a bad burger though when made with the double cheeseburger.
I think tomorrow I will try this with the Wendy's son of baconator.

>> No.4826571

>>4826567
how is it biased?

>> No.4826575

Why would you even buy that? Get fries with your burger, and stuff the fries in there.

>> No.4826581

>>4826575
which is exactly what OP was demonstrating

>> No.4826582

>>4826504
enjoyed this. thank you OP

lesson learned: get at least 3 of them... maybe even a small fry to throw more in there

>> No.4826596

>>4826582
I too enjoyed this. Carry on, OP.

>> No.4826611

>>4826510
I'm not one to expect fast food to ever look pretty, and I fully understand that most of it is inherently low quality. That pic though, that takes the kek. Without a doubt thats the sorriest fast food sandwich I've ever seen. Even for $1, fuck that.

BK has really sunk to new lows, and they've been sinking for a long time now.

>> No.4826615
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4826615

>yfw this is how it looks on the ad

>> No.4826940

I like how its on a picnic table. I could totaly see myself eating that piece of shit on a sunny day out on the pavilion.

New one. Long John Silver's lobster roll (from those lobster bites). Imagin the possibilites.

>> No.4827174

>eating fast food and complaining about it being terrible
what did you fucking expect?

>> No.4827178

>>4827174
some fast food can be great man. This was just insulting

>> No.4827344

>>4826532
I think you mean..horriFRYing

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>>4827344

>> No.4827382

>>4826510
THIS IS WHY I GO TO MCDONALDS
THEY DON'T DO THIS KIND OF SHIT, THEIR FRY-BUCKETS ARE GODDAM OVERFLOWING

>> No.4827571

>ordering bks fry burger with a side of fries

are you a jackass? just get a whopper and fries and put your own fries on it.

>> No.4827621

>>4827571
>>4826575

Seriously niggas?

That's the point. He only ordered it to show how pathetic it was and give us a laugh. That's why he had another burger. I know you have brains, use em.

>> No.4827826
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4827826

And heres the checkers fry burger for comparison (they did it first). checkers fries superior. either way i think it's dumb gimmick because i've always put fries on my burgers myself.

>> No.4830303

Checkers is the shit, best fries around. Although i was dissapointed by their Sirloin burger like 20 years ago. Oh god im getting old.

>> No.4830310

>>4826510
>3 french fries
>No cheese
>No onions
Burger King, you can do better than this shit. Or maybe you can't. Does having six more fries or three more fries really hurt a franchise's bottom line that much?

>> No.4830336

>>4826510
ahahahha omg. this made me laugh way to hard. maybe its cuz I started working at wendys =[

>> No.4830845

>>4826510

As sad and pitiful as that is saying
>They didn't even bother putting cheese on this thing.

Just shows how sad and pitiful you might be. It's not advertised with cheese, so if you were expecting it, then you're an idiot.

>> No.4830872

>>4826615
>four fries in ad
>three fries in reality

FALSE ADVERTISING

>> No.4830883

OP do you have giant hands or are the burgers usually that small? how is there an obesity problem when you're served tiny burgers

>> No.4831020

>>4826571
Because it's not Pro-Burger King

>> No.4831030

>>4827826
I've never had Checkers. Are they any good.

>> No.4831358

>>4831030
Checkers/Rally's is stoner, 3 a.m. territory. Lots of cheap, filling items and a wide variety.

>> No.4831405
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4831405

Let me tell you about these limited time special burgers at Burger King. It's a fucking sham. I never order one of these gimmick burgers. They always show these Whopper sized burgers with fucking shit like Jalapenos or onion rings that are big ass well or BBQ sauce and so, but when you order those fuckers what do you get? You get a fucking near kids meal size burger with like three Jalapenos, or three onion ring that are super tiny, and sauce that was poured out of a nugget container. Nothing they advertise is even remotely close to the real thing. At least other fast food places try to give you what they advertised.
TL;DR Burger King Is Some Old Bullshit

>> No.4831479

Who remembers the Rodeo Burger? It came out around the same time the movie "Small Soldiers" did. I remember one commercial had Chip Hazard saying "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RODEO BURGER" in a spoof of a "Few Good Men".

I think it was a double cheese burger, BBQ sauce, and onion rings. This was before the travesty that >>4831405 has mentioned. It was the mid 90's, so you got a pretty decently sized burger for like 1.29.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Burger_King_products#Rodeo_cheeseburger

>> No.4831489

>>4831479
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hggrmprMks

>> No.4831506

>>4826510
This is the funniest thing I've seen all year. Jesus christ.

>> No.4831534

>>4827826

Checker's is the best thing I have ever eaten fast-food wise.

>> No.4832803

Your cholesterol disgusts me.

>> No.4832807

>>4826504
Implying dollar menu items are gonna be good.

>> No.4832851

>>4826533
>any more.
.......were they ever?

>> No.4832859

>>4830310
>muh sheckles!

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>>4826510

wow, that's pathetic

>> No.4832898

>>4826504
>i'll get a fry burger
>btw i'll get another burger and fries
>i'm not even accounting for what else is in the bag
so woefully obese

>> No.4832944

>>4827826

those frys look great

>> No.4832951

>>4832867

fuck yeah, primanti bros

>> No.4832952

>>4832898
>two little fast food burgers imply the guy is obese

These regular hamburgers at fast food places are like 1/16 of an ounce after cooking, chill the fuck out. Fast food is great but pretty small usually.

>> No.4832998

>>4826540
>>4826537
>not making an onion ring burger

>> No.4833002

>>4831479
They offer the rodeo burger on the budget menu here in new zealand. It's usually pretty good.

It's just a single cheeseburger with bbq sauce and onion rings. I think it's $2.50? (which is on par for a budget burger here)

>> No.4833011

>>4826504
>Fry Burger
This is actually a thing now? They paid some marketing cunts to come up with that idea?

>> No.4833017

saw on the sign tonight, at ours, the 'angry whopper' is back, whatever that was.

>> No.4833056

I find it funny that the new fries is their next idea after this. You just know this had to bomb. And in the marketings mind, probably tainted the idea of BK fries. Since fries are often added to every meal at these places, can't have the fries bring bad thoughts. Let's remake the fires now, stat!

>> No.4833118

>>4826615
Do you know all the crap they do to these burgers to kmake them look good in these pictures? They inject condiments with syringes, they glue the tomatoes in place. It's insane.

>> No.4833120

>>4833118
people who eat fast food for the taste can't be expected to think like that. they have the mental capacity of the average house pet.

>> No.4833147

>>4833120

have you eaten an egg mcmuffin with canadian bacon lately? for the price you cannot produce a tastier or healthier food product.

>> No.4834051

>>4833120
So superior to others....

>> No.4834118

Where the fuck do you live that they give you shit like that? I have a BK not far from here and most of the stuff looks relatively similar to the pictures. That looks like it was put inside a washing machine.

>> No.4835226

>>4834118
All BKs I've ever been to have been complete shit.
Honestly I don't know how they manage to all have the worst service of any fast food place so consistantly.

>> No.4835244

>>4826510
holy fucking shit lol'd hard

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>>4826510
>e shabby looking lettuce
>A

>> No.4835248

>>4826510

You have to go on Fryday, dumbass.

>> No.4835749

>>4827365
Seriously, that gif has me in stitches every time, no clue why

>> No.4835758

that feel when trying mc donalds bbq sause on a burger for the first time.
Oh god, it was heaven.

>> No.4835766

>>4832851
The BK I go to is staffed by middle-aged women and they prepare the burgers like it's for their own kids. It rules. They're surprisingly not obese and are friendly.

>> No.4837441

>>4833120
oh fuck off. Fast food is great