/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4792119]

>Hanging out with friend
>decide to make some frozen chicken nuggets
>"Man, it's too bad we don't have any barbecue sauce with this"
>friend asks "want some honey mustard?"
>"sure"
>friend gets the honey from the pantry, mustard from the fridge and mixes them up in a small dish with a fork
>"here you go"

[Anonymous No.4792123]

>>4792119
I fail to see what's wrong here. Usually tastes better than premixed honey mustard. Sop being a whiny bitch.

[Anonymous No.4792124]

>>4792119
that's fucking genius

[Porn Corporation No.4792127]

YFW you discovered sauce hacking.

[Anonymous No.4792132]

>>4792119
Are you horrified, or bewildered?
Because if you're horrified, you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.4792157]

OP, what's wrong with what he did?

[Anonymous No.4792162]

What the fuck did you think honey mustard is?

[Anonymous No.4792167]

sage

[Anonymous No.4792197]

>>4792162
I thought it would be more relative to it's name.

[Anonymous No.4792199]

>>4792119
Honey and mustard mixed together tastes fine. What's your issue?

[Anonymous No.4792201]

>>4792197

How could honey and mustard mixed together possibly be any more "honey mustard"

[Anonymous No.4792204]

to make it good for some people you have to add a bit of mayo as well, it will cut back the spice of the mustard a bit and make it feel richer
just a bit though.

[Anonymous No.4792210]

>>4792197
>more relative to it's name
Like that it'd be made out of honey and mustard? You can spike it with a bit of mayo, lemon or red wine vinegar, and use dijon or yellow (or use some of both), but at it's core honey mustard is honey and mustard. Jesus fuck on a truck...

[Anonymous No.4792212]

>>4792167

[Anonymous No.4792220]

maybe he thought it was somehow mustard made of honey or something, like peanut butter, which is not in fact a mixture of peanuts and butter

[Anonymous No.4792254]

Mustard honey (or in the vulgar tongue, "honey mustard") is gathered from beehives isolated in vast fields of mustard.

It's like peanut butter, which is the butter from dairy cows fed exclusively on peanuts. (do NOT eat chunky peanut butter)

[That Guy !!3F68Vxi4Ef5 No.4792318]

>>4792119
What the fuck did you think honey mustard was?

[Anonymous No.4792500]

>>4792119
>not having honey ketchup instead.

full pleb

[Anonymous No.4792544]

>>4792119

Did he use Pitzman's mustard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcdcUv3kx-8

[Anonymous No.4792651]

Would love to see OP's face when he realizes thousand island salad dressing is ketchup, mayo, and pickle relish. Or hollandaise is egg yolk, lemon, and butter. Or white sauce is butter, milk and flour. Or cheese sauce is cheese, milk, and flour. Dark magic at work, for sure.

[Anonymous No.4792655]

>>4792254
>>(do NOT eat chunky peanut butter)
why can't I stop laughing...

[Anonymous No.4794958]

>>4792544
faggot

[Anonymous No.4795034]

>>4792119
I.. uh... WHAT?

[Anonymous No.4795060]

>ask for dipping sauce
>friend makes a serviceable dip sauce
>friend has unwittingly disrespected my culture
>culture demands all sauces be quinky
>cry as nuggets are dipped into a sauce not made of 3 pts soyuz (1/2 soy, 1/2 mayo, 1/2 space), 1 pt ketchup, 2 pts mustard.

[OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk No.4795115]

>>4792500
>Mfw people still don't use mustard ketchup in 2013

[Anonymous No.4795118]

guys....

peanut butter......

is made out of PEANUT BUTTER

[Anonymous No.4795875]

>>4795118
it's not made of peanuts and butter?

oh my god my life was a whole lie

[Anonymous No.4795903]

>>4795875
in Japan it is. It's awful

[Anonymous No.4796129]

>>4795903
I know. I'm Japanese.

[Anonymous No.4796147]

>2013
>not eating only quinky sauce

[Anonymous No.4797294]

>>4792651
>Dark magic at work, for sure.
Saucery!

[Anonymous No.4797348]

>Drinking rum and coke
>Run out of rum and coke
>Friend runs to the store
>Buys rum
>Buys coke
>comes back
>Mixes them together
>Says here you go...

[Anonymous No.4797588]

>>4796129
penut butter in japan is either like peanut butter flavored fluff or is like a sweet sticky substance more akin to something that should be put on top of ice cream

[Anonymous No.4797602]

>>4797588
Do they call real peanut butter "peanut cheese"? This confused me for a while in Earthbound, seeing a peanut cheese bar.

[Anonymous No.4797674]

You guys act like its so simple.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcdcUv3kx-8

[Anonymous No.4797678]

>>4797588
In Japan you can only buy fake food or raw meats/fish. I don't think they sell fruits and vegetables other than watermelon too.

[Anonymous No.4797702]

>>4797602
Sort of. It's a pretty rough translation.
>>4797678
Well I like fake crab meats and other fake seafood because of allergies.
>>4797588
Kind of.

[Anonymous No.4797729]

>>4797588
if you're talking about the shit that comes in tiny cups, that's peanut spread, more like nutella. actual peanut butter is not really produced in Japan, and you have to get it from an import store.

>tfw my local kobe wholesaler has a huge import selection and I can get jars of skippy for cheaper than costco prices

[Anonymous No.4797808]

>>4792119
they forgot the mayo

if they added that you would have been in god-tier motherfucking heaven

[Anonymous No.4799135]

>>4797674
Is he literally retarded? That dirty nagger...

[Anonymous No.4799149]

>>4797348
>ask for a grilled cheese
>friend goes to the kitchen
>takes a slice of bread
>puts butter and cheese on it
>grills it
>says here you go...

[Anonymous No.4799162]

Honey + Yellow Mustard would probs be nasty
Honey + Dijon = Honey mustard

[Anonymous No.4799166]

B-but that's what I do
If I have any, I add mayo too and some spices but that's it.