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Post your worst youtube cooks here, the ones that make you want to take a mandolin slicer to your genitals.

I used to think Nicko's kitchen was the worst "cooking show" I'd ever seen. Then this came up in the recommended videos on youtube. Never again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weufb2OTPMg

It's like /v/: The Show.
I doubt anything could top this in terms of cringe-inducingness, but do try.

Pic related: It's a screencap from the video.

>> No.4788125

Kidney beans and that stomach fat overhang
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>> No.4788127

>>4788125
Agreed, I gagged not only from the food, but also the dude's overhanging stomach always managing to sneak into shot.

>> No.4788140

What's exactly is wrong with the video? I mean, yeah they're fat but what else?

>> No.4788145

>>4788140

He's got dat ass.

>> No.4788150

>>4788121
they seem awkward and they are fat but the food isn't that offensive
i thought it was gonna be some disgusting fat-people condensed milk macaroni cheese chocolate shit

>> No.4788152

>>4788145
Yeah yeah, fat people are worse than hitler, but the cooking seems sound. The only thing I disagree with is putting beans into chili you're trying to fit on a hotdog. Oh, and a distinct lack of onion.

>> No.4788154

>>4788152

No, he has a nice ass.

>> No.4788196

>>4788152
>Oh, and a distinct lack of onion.
and garlic m8

>> No.4788206

Without a doubt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOdEqizs3cs

>> No.4788211

>>4788206
"I'm Paula Deen."
Fucking racist. Everyone throw pancakes at this racist.

>> No.4788212

he's intentionally acting cringey as an allusion to CWC. check out the sonichu medallion

>> No.4788214

>>4788212
Is that fat sack of a stomach that's hanging right over the food just an illusion too?
Mocking an autistic reject isn't something to be proud of either.

>> No.4788222

>>4788214
apparently being fat is cringeworthy

>> No.4788232

>>4788206

Jesus fuck .. I mean, I made it through OP's video (barely), but I canned that after about 30 seconds

>> No.4788237

>>4788222
yea it is
get healthier

>> No.4788240

>>4788237
so much projection

>> No.4788243

>>4788240
Gotta love when people misuse this word

>> No.4788247

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnB8M6yxmc8
Here you will probably be able to watch it, but would you be able to stomach this?

>> No.4788252

>>4788206
I may have just subscribed to his channel so I can keep up with the trainwreck that he is.

>> No.4788259

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0J_bFndDXQ

>> No.4788266

>>4788206
This is weirdly entertaining.. Kinda reminds me of Henry's kitchen which i defiantly recommend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP-VQY

>> No.4788272

>>4788206
>telling bf about this guy's food
>ask him how he pictures Tyler to look just based on description of the food
>"he sounds like a neckbeard"

>> No.4788274

>>4788266
Definitely* lol wtf

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Just awful

>> No.4788312

>>4788152
I don't think you need the soda either...
>cooking with soda
>cooking with ketchup

>> No.4788666

>>4788140
Fat people are disgusting to look at. If they wanna spread their knowledge they should start a blog with pictures of food, not video themselves

>> No.4788694

>ctrl+f: simply sara
>0 results

It's like you niggers aren't even trying:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.4788741

>>4788121
>literal autist making disgusting sanic chili on overcooked hot dogs
>followed by a rant on vaccines or some shit
What the fuck

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4788750

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo

>> No.4788758

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>> No.4789175

>>4788750
It's kinda weird seeing him be normal.

>> No.4789180

>>4789175
Nevermind, haha.

>> No.4789245

Nothing beats this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

One of the most cringeworthy things I've ever seen.

>> No.4789246

>>4789175
Thought the same thing until he started stirring hahaha

>> No.4789267

Does he ever accidentally touch his belly to the stove? That would hurt.

>> No.4789271

>>4788121
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weufb2OTPMg

>4 parts cocoa powder to 1 part chili powder
>boiling the meat
>fucking Dr. Pepper
>that gut

absolutely disgusting

>> No.4789274

>>4789245
Why are his eyes so dead?

He has a thousand yard stare.

>> No.4789277

>>4788121
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.4789283

Prepare yourselves, /ck/. Prepare yourselves for the saddest fucking thing you've ever seen in your life:

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZKxhI4I5kq8&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhW93CV6m-JU&start2=&authorName=Roy+G+Biv

>> No.4789295

>2013
>no Masao itt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

I especially like his method for defrosting the steak

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>>4789283

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>>4789277

>skip to half way
>they have 2 separate cameras running for a top down view

>> No.4789316

>>4789245
What monster let that autist use a stove?

>> No.4789322

>>4788694
It's like all of us niggers don't already know about her.

>> No.4789344

>>4789283
>http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZKxhI4I5kq8&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhW93CV6m-JU&start2=&authorName=Roy+G+Biv

I feel like he should have been in the Donnie Darko movie as some depressed movie chef and have them reveal that he's a pedophile with his mugshots at the end of the movie to show you that he wasn't exactly how you perceived him to be.

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>>4789344
Funny you should mention that...

http://www.bustedoffenders.com/utah/ogden/sex-offenders/steven-eugene-reed/5887

>Offense: 76-5-404 - FORCIBLE SEXUAL ABUSE/2ND DEGREE FELONY
>Offense: 22-22-7 - Sexual contact with child under sixteen--Felony or misdemeanor.

>> No.4789354

>>4789349
Haha yea that's actually exactly why I mentioned that.

>> No.4789397

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KswWfq2drCM

Delish.

>> No.4789401

>>4789245
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
I was wondering if any had posted this yet.

>dat laugh
>TOE MAY TOE
>1 ELL BEE FROZEN...*weird laugh*
>4 through 6 tablespooins
Jesus

>> No.4789414

This isn't really cringeworthy but I fucking hate "Nerdy Nummies." I fucking hate it.

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I can't be the only one who thinks this guy is just a fat terrible cook. He has never been any good IMO and is teaching tons of people how to cook bad.

And watching try to do healthy options is just fucking sad. They look like shit and are not healthy just because you used 2 fresh ingredients.

>> No.4789435

>>4789349

that site's a load of bullshit

>> No.4789439

>>4789414
>Nerdy Nummies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwiP1B4CkiA
Just googled that shit, couldn't get past seeing her wearing a shirt that says "Internet" on it. Seems quite cringeworthy due to the whole "le ebic le reddit le nerz XDDDD may mays XDD!"

>> No.4789449

>>4789439
Do you think she even knows how to play Chess?

>> No.4789458

>>4789414
Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one. It's just so try-hard and screams 'GURL GAMER'

>> No.4789467

>>4789449
I doubt she could tell a chess piece from a piece of cheese.

>> No.4789475

>>4789458
Just what I was thinking. The whole "LE RANDUM XDDD" thing is god-awful.

>> No.4789484

>>4788121
I do see anything wrong with people who are literally autistic having some fun. I would cringe if this was a normal person.

>> No.4789489

>>4788206
He's actually gotten a lot better at cooking.

>> No.4789505

>>4788247
I'd eat this if I was drunk.

>> No.4789508

>>4789439
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwiP1B4CkiA
how the fuck does this video have near 3 million views?

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>>4789245
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
Came to see if anyone had posted this yet. The thing we all wondered about last time I saw it in a thread was which irresponsible parent was sitting there filming this whole thing instead of telling their retard son not to consume raw meat? Some kids really don't need their "creativity" encouraged.

His other videos make you want to kick a baby into a puppy.

>> No.4789520

What's wrong with Nicko's kitchen, OP? He makes some pretty tasty looking snacks.

>> No.4789528

>>4789508
3 million idiots.

>> No.4789530

>>4789513
He has severe autism, I assume.

>> No.4789546

>>4789530
You don't know what severe autism looks like, do you?

He has mild autism at best. More than likely it's just a spoiled kid going through his LE WACKY 13-year-old phase.

>> No.4789552

>>4789546
This kid clearly has autism. The childlike behavior and fixation on one thing are clear indicators.

>> No.4789557

>>4789546
I was exaggerating with the "severe". But he definitely has an affliction, you can tell by his face, eyes, and mannerisms.

>> No.4789594

>>4789475
I could handle the 'LEL SO RANDUMB' thing if it wasn't so forced and she didn't make such an obvious effort to be 'quirky'

>> No.4789597

>>4789508
Because she's a remotely attractive girl doing something for a target audience of 'nerdy' males

>> No.4789649

>>4789597

Baking a cake from a box and making it look like one from a video game. I don't even bake that often, but I think if I were going to make something for a show, I'd do it from scratch at least.

>> No.4789672

>>4788121
>had to take a breath after 2 words

>> No.4789696

>>4788247
this was great

>> No.4789701

>>4788247
I love angry grandpa.

>> No.4789741

>>4789439
She's annoying but that's a pretty clean cake.

>> No.4789744

>>4788750
I love his kitchen
holy shit
i hate america

>> No.4789767

>>4789245
>dat mise en place
i know about the sweester from /k/

>> No.4789780

>>4789283
>sad
I didn't know shepherding the next generation into adulthood was sad

>> No.4789782

>>4789295
>>4789295
>>4789295
>>4789295
>>4789295

Masaokis is /ck/'s lord and savior. Recognize.

>> No.4789788

>Be fat
>Be terrible cook

I guess I need to make some YT cooking videos.

Which should I do first, Roast Tomato and Beef Penne or Chicken Quesodillas?

>> No.4789793

>>4789552
>>4789557
Watching one of his later videos, he seems more normal than it appears, just fucking clueless. Honestly I'm sticking with my spoiled as fuck hypothesis, along with a possible very mild case of aspergers or something. But it seems most of his problems come from his parents indulging his every stupid desire, as indicated by one of them filming him eat raw ground beef and rub onion in his eye.

>> No.4789804

>>4789793
Did you see the one where he went shooting?

>> No.4789809

>>4789804
i hate him simply because his parents wealth is wasted on him

>> No.4789814

>>4789793
I feel like his parents are taking advantage of him or just clueless about how retarded he is an indulging his fantasies.

Either way, he's fucked. I hope his parents have a lot of money and find someone to take care of him and the funds when they die.

>> No.4789819

>>4789788
pls respond

>> No.4789826

>>4789814
I see it differently. I see it as the parents want so bad for him to be/feel normal so they indulge him and use their money to help with his interests as well as get him into their interests (like when they went shooting for example). They want to provide the best life possible since they most likely also feel guilty for bringing a child into this world who has his mental status.

>> No.4789830

>>4789819
pls respond

>> No.4789833

>>4789826
>They want to provide the best life possible since they most likely also feel guilty for bringing a child into this world who has his mental status.
My gf and I have been talking about kids and that is my biggest fears - having an Asperger's (I could deal) or, way worse, having an autistic kid.

I wouldn't even be able to delude myself into thinking, "well, I love him anyway". I wish there was an in utero test for autism. Save everyone the pain.

It's like a dead-end. You have a kid that will probably never reproduce or have a meaningful life and you will have to take care of him until you die and also worry what will happen after you're dead.

Imagine being 60 and, instead of retiring and chilling out, you have to take care of some autistic adult that is in his own world? Fuck that.

>> No.4789836

>>4789826
I really don't think he's that bad though. Watch the one where he says they're going backpacking. His voice sounds older, he's not putting a spongebob HHEEEEEEEH laugh in every few seconds, and he's talking coherently. I'm under the impression that the only major thing wrong with the kid is that his parents indulge his every interest and coddle the fuck out of him. He smacks of an only child born to parents in their late 30s/early 40s - wrapped in cotton wool and given everything he wants on a plate.

>> No.4789839

>>4789833
>You have a kid that will probably never reproduce or have a meaningful life and you will have to take care of him until you die and also worry what will happen after you're dead.

Why wouldn't you just put him in a home?

>> No.4789852

>>4789839
>Why wouldn't you just put him in a home?
I'd feel some kind of responsibility for him, and would probably feel enough attachment to feel bad about leaving him to be potentially mistreated.

Abortion would be best, but I guess a good home (assuming I had the money) would be alright.

I could deal with a physical problem, but for some reason having a kid with retardation or autism just seems so much worse.

>> No.4789862

>>4789852
>leaving him to be potentially mistreated.

As long as you make sure the place is good, and visit from time to time, you'd have nothing to worry about.

Anyway the chances are low that you'd have an autist child. And it rises with the age of the man, doesn't it? Better get fucking pronto if you want that prize neurotypical kid.

>> No.4789875

>>4789862
>Anyway the chances are low that you'd have an autist child. And it rises with the age of the man, doesn't it? Better get fucking pronto if you want that prize neurotypical kid.
I know, she's going to be 30 soon and I could totally wait another 20 years before wanting to have a kid... fffffffffffffuck.

>> No.4789881

>>4789793
Yes, some more wealthy people are a little too lenient on disabled children.

>> No.4789883

>>4789875
>>4789833
Ah, the things I'll never have to worry by staying intentionally child-free. Enjoy throwing away 18-20 years of your life and on average a million dollars raising some hellspawn.

>> No.4789885

OP's video was actually pretty informative. What is the fucking problem here? Sure, he looks like a stereotypical nerd/neckbeard/whatever but holy shit he has a cooking show not a "look at me for I am beautiful" show.

>> No.4789888

>>4789435
confirmed for having been busted

>> No.4789896

>>4789883
>having to use a bunch of loaded terms to prove how much you're in the right

If you don't plan to have any children, can't you just say that? No need to go all sour grapes about it.

Also, you're not going to do anything useful with those 18-20 years of your life, and at the end of it you're going to be lonely as fuck while all your friends talk about what their kids are up to now they're grown up, and how great their grandchildren are.

>> No.4789966

>>4789896
>you're not going to do anything useful with those 18-20 years of your life
>assumptions

>> No.4789971

>>4788247
HURRY UP BITCH

>> No.4789987

>>4789883
>Enjoy throwing away 18-20 years of your life and on average a million dollars raising some hellspawn.
I would probably be happier just having pets and enjoying my own leisure time, but I feel like I would regret not procreating. More of a biological urge than anything.

>> No.4790093

>>4789414
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ZZXblNAZc
>mfw she's decorating the cake
>mfw I have no face

>> No.4790101

>>4790093
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ZZXblNAZc
>LE CAKE IS LE LIE XDDXDDD
God damn, it isn't even a black forest cake.

>> No.4790107

>>4790093
i fucjubf gate ger akreadt

>> No.4790108

>>4790101
But anon, it has a loveheart in the middle!

>> No.4790110

>>4790108
Ugh, and her "cutesy" mannerisms make me cringe harder than anything else.

>> No.4790115
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

GOAT cooking show here
>cucummers

>> No.4790133

>>4790115
Everything I ever needed to know about cooking I learned from Merrill Howard Kalin.

>> No.4790152

>>4790115
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ZZXblNAZc
That's not funny. That guy's dead.
>>4790093
She talks to you like you're a little kid,especially when she's playing with toys because she's so nerdy.

>> No.4790290

>>4790152
>That's not funny. That guy's dead.
It's still pretty funny.

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>>4790115
>every fucking word he says

>> No.4790303

>>4790299
I always lose it when he starts cutting the tomatoes for the salad.

>> No.4790314

>>4790093
WHAT THE FUCK ARE BAKING SCISSORS!?

>> No.4790316

>>4788121
if the bitch lost that weight she would be 8.5/10

>> No.4790320

>>4790303
>wowie kazowie

>> No.4790322

>>4790316
>bitch
She looks male from the photo.

>> No.4790331

>>4789245
is he wearing the apron inside his shirt.....?

>> No.4790344

>>4788140
the autism

>> No.4790367

>>4788140
The first minute is cringe worthy, the choppy sentences he stutters is mostly the unbearable part from being so fat he's crushing his lungs. Casually waving his gut for the camera just makes it even more unbearable.

>> No.4790368

>>4788243
It's the new way of saying I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

>> No.4790369

>>4788222
>apparently being fat is cringeworthy
It really is though, you are just used to seeing fat people or the mirror.

>> No.4790382

>>4790093
I want to cut this bitch for wearing so much pink and not even being a blonde. Then having the gaul to make a cooking show with a cake mix.

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fat ugly bitch

>> No.4790404

>>4790382
This turns me on.

>> No.4790408

>>4790115

>SOWWY FOLKS MY BANANA GOTTED WOTTEN

story of my life

>> No.4790956

>>4788206

Eww what the fuck. His surfaces are so filthy, and there's a pea next to his pan obviously implying he hasn't cleaned his surfaces since he made dinner the night before.

Vile.

>> No.4791035

>>4790093
would you like some cake with your frosting?

>> No.4791052

>>4789830
>>4789819
>>4789788
Beef Penne

>> No.4791726

>>4789896
>assuming everyone is as emotionally needy as you are

Some of us are capable of reason that extends beyond our baser instincts anon

>> No.4791783

Get educated kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.4791835

>>4791783
are you retarded?

>> No.4792219

>>4788206
Fuuuuuck

Why would he do something like this with such a filthy stained shirt.

I don't care if the kitchen is filthy, I don't care if he's fat and gross, I don't care if the food is cat shit tier.

Just put on a goddamned clean shirt fuuck.

>> No.4792249

>>4788121

Their kitchen is really nice, I'm diggin' that granite and backsplash. Although the fucking Sonic music during the chili-seasoning part is really making me want to play Sonic 2.

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>>4788206

Why is there shit all over his stove? He has like pasta and flour all over the place.

>> No.4792298

>>4788758
Masaokis is just cheating. He's legitimately too mentally ill to understand the relationship between cookware and food.

>> No.4792385

What's wrong with Nicko's kitchen?
Do you just hate hefty people OP? His shit is pretty simple and he has a cool accent. Plenty of worse old hags out there trying to cook.

>> No.4792415

>>4792298
Wait, that guy is serious?

>> No.4792435

Is it bad that I enjoy getting high and laughing at Cooking With Tyler?

That guy's fucking hilarious.

>> No.4792525

>>4788140
>gotta go fast

>> No.4792537

>>4788272
I've always wanted a SO that wouldn't stare blankly at me for making an obscure chan reference. I'd even drop my standards a bit

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>>4789401
>DAT CROSS-CONTAMINATION
You're killing me. God his nasally voice is driving me up the fucking wall and back.

8/10 made me cringe. Hard.

>> No.4792789

>>4790115
>Look up Little City Foundation
>It's for mentally disabled children
Ok, I almost feel a little bad.

>> No.4792796

>>4789295

I am going to have to try that grilling method out. Seems doable on those rainy days. His fire suppression system is genius,too.

>> No.4792797

>>4790152
>That's not funny. That guy's dead.
Let me guess: food poisoning.

>> No.4792798

>>4792537
Well, he lurks reddit and 4chan, so he knows what's up with internet culture. That's one of the ways we got talking in the first place, actually

>> No.4792825

what was that show with that guy who did the "dinner for one" type videos and they were quite sad, but in a really funny way. anyone know what Im talking about?

>> No.4792829

>>4789283
Jesus Christ, playing those together works well.

>> No.4792835

>>4788694
What ever happened to Simply Sara?

>> No.4792844

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=razq7QIALSg

Hard to tell if serious.

>> No.4792858

>>4792844
Really not hard to tell at all.

>> No.4792859

>>4792825
Henry's Kitchen

>> No.4792881

Cocoa powder and Dr pepper in Chili? God damn it /v/.

>> No.4792885

>>4792881
I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I add cocoa powder to mine. It adds a tiny bit of richness and another dimension of flavour that people can't place their finger on because they don't expect it. Purists would kill me, but I don't care.

>> No.4792888

>>4792885

I've heard about that, but do you also sweeten it with Dr. Pepper? Or perhaps you'd prefer mountain dew? Code red maybe?

>> No.4792894

>>4792888
Yeah, nah. That's disgusting.

>> No.4792900

>>4792859
thank you very much

>> No.4793489

>>4792385
because his videos and recipes are fucking gross ? seriously go watch cookingwithdog, or sorted or helens recipes for good shit.

>> No.4793493

>>4792885

A very small amount of cocoa powder can add an extra dimension to the chili, but the key word is "small" - not four fucking tablespoons.

>> No.4793558

>>4789245
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
how is this cringeworthy ? hes having fun! its a fucking kid...

>> No.4793571

>>4788259
>Hammers the chicken to shreds
>Buns all over the floor
>So much butter on those buns
>Puts fire out with salt
I completely lost it when he put that fire out
"I don't care about your god damn CORE DON BLUE 50 dollar burger!!!!"

>> No.4793594

>>4788266
That sad waiting, holy shit I laughed my ass off

>> No.4793644

>>4788266
So where's Henry's sex offender mugshot?

>> No.4793706

>>4793558

A kid with severe genuine autism.

>MWAH-AH-AH

>> No.4793739

>>4793594
Oh god, he keeps the act up in the comments!

>Listen, I'm aware that everyone has different taste, but why does it make you feel better to go around saying crummy, hurtful things about people's videos? I worked really hard on this :(

>> No.4794003

>>4788121
Why are all sonic fans autistic?

>> No.4794014

4chinners have no room to whine about awkward people.

>> No.4796296

>>4794014
>implying most of us don't hide our power level

>> No.4798854

>>4793489
/ck/ really needs to grow out of their opinion is fact shit.

>> No.4798864

Put it in Your Mouth gets pretty absurd at parts. A guy literally shits himself drunk in the curry episode.

>> No.4798884

Am I the only one that fucking hates Betty's Kitchen and Cooking with Jack?

>> No.4798901

>>4788212
This. This is clearly satirical

>> No.4798910
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4798910

Retsu doo cookingu! :33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLSCXRnjMGk

>> No.4798914

>>4792385
"HELLOW EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO NICKO'S KITCHEN AND TODAI WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING A SHITTY MOCK UP OF A POPULAR FOOD ITEM AND UNDERCOOK IT WHOILE I TALK IN ALL CAPS! "

He's got faggotmeal Monday, shit you eat Wednesday, Crap food Friday--What else can you shit? It's Nicko's Kitchen where low-quality-burnt meals are prepared!

"ALROIT GUISE FIRST THIS YOU GOTTA DO IS STAHT WITH THE OBVIOUS, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTAH CAUSE IT'S GONNA COME OUT LOOKING LIKE TOTAL SHIT SO I JUST GOOGLED SAID POPULAH FOOD ITEM AND USED THE MOST AHPPEALING PICTURE AS MY THUMBNAIL TO DECEIVE YOU INTO CLICKING MY SHITTY VIDEO!"
*Does everything wrong and undercooks the meal*
IT'S NOICE AND UNDERCOOKED, YOU CAN SEE HOW PINK THE MEAT IT!
NOW LET'S GET STUCK INTO THIS BAD BOI

>> No.4798924
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4798924

>>4788206
>This fucker.

>> No.4798936

>>4798910

This bitch gets so much money for this goddamn.

>> No.4798944

>>4798936
Too bad you don't get paid for posting on 4chan, huh? lololololol

>> No.4798948

>>4788206

Muh OCD goes crazy in this video.

I can't stand cooking in a dirty kitchen.

>> No.4799029

>>4788206
I made it 15 seconds in before unembedding the video.