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>tfw just swallowed my gum

>> No.4731064
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4731064

it'll be in you forever

>> No.4731063

You should go to the hospital before a watermelon plant grows in your stomach.

>> No.4731069

>>4731063
It was Trident original

>>4731064
SHIT

>> No.4731070

On the topic, does anyone know any good gum recipes?

>> No.4731073

>>4731070
Go to store, buy gum, chew gum

>> No.4731075

One day you will fart and blow a bubble
let's just hope you don't have your nice underpants on and have a camera handy.

>> No.4731079

On the subject of gum, why the FUCK does anybody bother chewing gum?
It's fucking disgusting. It tastes good for about 5 minutes and then just makes you look like a cow.
If you want fresh breath, just eat a fucking breath mint.

>> No.4731080

>>4731075
>let's just hope you don't have your nice underpants on

How did you know I have "nice underwear"?

I keep two pairs of underwear in a drawer. I only only wear these pairs of underwear when I'm trying to impress people, even though they'll never see them.

>> No.4731083

>>4731079
>On the subject of gum, why the FUCK does anybody bother chewing gum?
good for your teeth

>> No.4731087

>>4731070
move to rain forest
harvest latex
cook and strain out impurities several times
continue cooking to reduce and thicken, add stabilizers, texturizers, flavorant extracts, and sugar, cool, use corn starch and try your best to separate into bite-sized pieces

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4731089

>tfw ate cilantro just before hearing about it being recalled for listeria.

>> No.4731108

>>4731064
No it won't. It takes 5 years for the stomach acids to fully dissolves the gum. Not to mention the fact that even when it isn't dissolved it just leaves the body through shitting eventually.

>> No.4731109

>>4731087
I bet you think gum stays in your body for 7 years if you swallow it.

>> No.4731117

>>4731083
you mean bad for your teeth

gum loves to stick in all these microscopic pores or little indentations and holes that are all over your teeth, they cause cavities in the long term in my unprofessional opinion ask your dentist though

>> No.4731141

>>4731117
Thats so fucking wrong. Shut the fuck up.

>> No.4731144

>>4731109
why would you think that?

>> No.4731148

>>4731108
Myth. It is indigestible and simply comes out in your poop.

>> No.4731198

>>4731117
Chew sugar free gum, faggot

>> No.4733089

>>4731141
no u

>>4731198
has nothing to do with sugar read it again my friendly homo

>> No.4733195

>>4731059
>just swallowed my gum
Oh noes!

>> No.4733201

>>4731087
>2013
>not using chicle again

>> No.4733212

>>4731108
>It takes 5 years for the stomach acids to fully dissolves the gum.
>5 years
>in stomach
Anon, I don't know the way *your* digestion works but there ain't nothing staying in my stomach for five hours much less five years.