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[Anonymous No.4714577]

I have a 750 of Everclear. Anyone know a good jungle juice esque recipe that uses everclear? I'm having a bunch of people over this weekend.

[Anonymous No.4714582]

>>>/nig/

[Anonymous No.4714589]

>good
>jungle juice
>recipe

yeah, okay.
But you'll need a teaspoon of saffron, the zest of two citrons, a stripper to pour body shots off, and a sous vide cooker.

[Anonymous No.4714595]

750 ml Everclear® alcohol
32 oz Gatorade® energy drink
2 cans Red Bull® energy drink

[Anonymous No.4714598]

>>4714589
i just want an extremely alcoholic drink that has a large amount of undetectable alcohol

[Anonymous No.4714600]

>>4714595
[projectile vomiting intensifies]

[ZomBob !UkxMuODwjU No.4714714]

>>4714577
Ahhhh....I remember college well. Well kinda. I mean I was so blind drunk through most of who really knows what the hell I did (certainly not me).

One thing I do remember though is how to drink rot gut alcohol straight out of a dirty cooler (or trashcan if you are having a big party).

Here's what you're gonna need:

(3) or (4) 2L Bottles of Sprite or 7up
(1) 750ml bottle of Grain Alcohol
(1) 750ml bottle of Citrus Vodka (I'm partial to orange)
(1) Bottle of grenadine
(1) can of frozen limeade concentrate
(1) can of frozen orangeade concentrate
(1) Bag of Grapes
(1) Bag of Oranges
Hell get a pint of strawberries or blueberries
Maybe a couple of kiwis
Gonna need a few apples

Okay so first prep the fruit. Cut them down into pieces small enough to fit into a glass but not so small you drink them whole and start choking and then pass out and die from breathing your own vomit.

Once you have all the fruit chopped, put it into a WASHED/SANITIZED/BRAND SPANKING NEW cooler or trashcan (once again depends on quantity).

Add ALL the grain alcohol to the fruit along with both frozen fruit concentrates, and the grenadine. Mix well with slotted spoon, punch dipper, etc.

Let this sit for at LEAST 1 hour before party. The longer it sets the more the fresh fruit juices will mingle and the more the alcohol will be disguised in fruity goodness.

At party time or a little before, add at least (2) of the 2L Bottles of lemon/lime soda. Taste it. Adjust alcohol concentration with more soda if needed. I find that about (3) 2L is enough but hell I'm not drinking this swill anymore. You decide what you want to put in you body kid.

You can also dump in ice to make it cold but the melting water will further dilute the alcohol concentration.

A Note on Clean Up:

Dump out the disgusting dregs of your obviously poorly planned although masterfully executed bad hookup/unwanted pregnancy juice as soon as humanly possible. This shit will attract every unmentionable bug known to man

[Anonymous No.4714725]

I think the idea is to not use a recipe and just throw sugary stuff together with everclear

[Anonymous No.4714734]

>>4714714

its called jungle juice

and one of those rectangular 5 gallon tubs with the folding lids is the ideal container for countertop height

[ZomBob !UkxMuODwjU No.4714752]

>>4714734
I was attempting to be jocose you magnificent stink pickle

[Anonymous No.4715024]

Drink the Kool Aid

[Anonymous No.4715059]

>>4714598
>i just want an extremely alcoholic drink that has a large amount of undetectable alcohol
So what poor girl are you trying to get drunk enough to fuck you?

[Anonymous No.4715076]

take sip of water
hold breath while taking shot
chase with water

It takes 3 shots for me to get buzzed I think I have to kill myself

[Anonymous No.4715084]

>>4715059

Literally any of them

[Anonymous No.4715085]

>>4714714
>everclear
>swill

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.4715096]

>>4714752
>magnificent stink pickle
oh lawd my sides

>>4715059
what he said. and post pics.

[Anonymous No.4715564]

Has anyone ever done the ever clear in a water melon thing? Outside of what a google search returns, anything I should know or try?