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I got a package today, /ck/!! Addressed to little old me, Pyewacket. Should we open it and see what's inside?

>> No.4642226
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Are you sure? Should I open it? Hmmmmm.... okay.

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>>4642223
Careful, careful, you never know what's in there, nowadays.

>> No.4642232
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Wonder what that is?

>> No.4642233

I bet it's a dragon dildo.

>> No.4642238
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Now, why would someone send me brown paper intestines?

>> No.4642241

>>4642238
It's kindling. To set your house on fire.

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Oh, wait, there IS something under there!

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>>4642250
Found some more! It's a treasure hunt!

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Well well, look at these goodies, I wonder what they could be?

>> No.4642262

>>4642258
Fuck you, you are the worst.
You don't pay to hunt for treasure

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It's always polite to read the card first!

>> No.4642274
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Let's see what's in this little guy here.

>> No.4642276

>>4642270

OPEN THE CARD CUNT

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WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BOX

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Oh looky, it's a mug!

>> No.4642285

>>4642241
>>4642262
>>4642276
>>4642280

so angry ;-;

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Let's unfold this, and see what it is! A sail for a tiny sailboat? A bag to put all my hopes and dream in? A dust cover for my shedding dog?

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>>4642301
OH!!! It's an apron!!!

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Close up of the awesome design!

>> No.4642308

>over 20 mins and still hasn't opened the freaking box

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And finally, what's this? Could it actually be a dragon dildo?!? (>>4642233)

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I think I hear a faint "Help me! Help me!"

>> No.4642324

OP confirmed for raging fag

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Oh look it's a little golden chef! Aww, with his little knife and fork.

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2013 /CK/ CHALLENGE TOP MASTER IRON CHEF ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE KITCHEN SURVIVOR SUPREME CHAMPION

Yep, that's what it says. :)

>> No.4642335

>>4642332
PYEWACKET IS A FEMALE!?

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>>4642335
WHAT!

>> No.4642346

>>4642332
Hi! few things to start off with :) 1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female /ck/ok, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D

>> No.4642357

>>4642332
please show me your body so I can unleash my gravy all over printouts of your cooking pics

>> No.4642362

>>4642346
>sinking so low as to approach faceless females on /ck/ out of desperation.
>if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen

Haha, you little bitch.

>> No.4642374

>>4642362
>being this new

>> No.4642377

>>4642362

what a rube
new here?

>> No.4642384

>>4642328
does this mean /ck/ has a QUEEN!?!?!?!

ASDAFGHSAHSASGKJAD

>> No.4642390

>>4642346
telling someone (while trying to pick up on them) on /ck/ that you intend to kick them out of the kitchen
you're a bright one
awkward as taking a shit on an airplane when you have terrible gas, too

>> No.4642395

>>4642346
>>4642374
>>4642377

new AND lazy

>> No.4642396

>>4642384
>ASDAFGHSAHSASGKJAD

wat?

>> No.4642399

If it was a dragon dildo this never would have happened.

>> No.4642430

Yay! Everything came in one piece! It was awesome to see your dishes in the competition and I hope you enjoy everything. :)

>> No.4642486

>>4642430
Thanks so much, hearts, that was all very kind of you, and much appreciated! I enjoyed the hell out of the challenge, and this was the icing on the cake!

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>pyewacket is female
>it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
>mfw I have no face

>> No.4643224

>>4642278
>>4642302
>>4642328
>>4642332
I feel like I'm at the Oscars of cooking.

This was a good award ceremony.

>> No.4643337

Pyewacket, congratulations. After that Szechuan dumplings thread yesterday, I have to say, you are awesome no matter how you did in the competition -- but winning it is just yet more proof.

>> No.4643362

>>4642332
>Female wins /ck/ comp

You have broken the fucking fabric of space and time.

>> No.4643412

>>4643224
Thanks, Borneo!

>>4643337
What a nice thing to say, thanks!

>>4643362
*chuckle*

>> No.4643458

what is going on here

/ck/ had a cooking competition? where was I?

>> No.4643461

>>4643458

It was earlier this year. There was a thread going nonstop for about 2 months. You were probably studying.

>> No.4643498

>>4643362
The winner last year was a female too.

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so what is this contest and when is it this year?

>> No.4643553

>>4643511
This year's has already passed and we may not have one next year as the usual host is busy.

>> No.4643559

>>4643553
can we get the host fired or something so they aren't busy?

>> No.4643590

>>4643559
I'm not sure but I don't think anyone's done a proper job of stepping up for the vacancy. If somebody wants to, though, it's still about a year away.