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4620226 No.4620226 [Reply] [Original]

Check our BBQ! It's 28 degrees in London! Wooooo!

>> No.4620268

It was 36 bloody degrees a little to the southwest.
This is cucumber sandwich weather.

>> No.4620273

this looks more like 90 degrees to me

>> No.4620276

>>4620226
Hey from Suffolk
I'm gonna have a BBQ tomorrow if its nice, but I've never done it before

I have a bunch of steaks but I wanna liven them up a bit, any suggestions?

>> No.4620283

>>4620268
>This is cucumber sandwich weather.
ha

>> No.4620288

>>4620226
>those ribs
>those chicken legs
>those kabobs
Well done britbro. I'd eat off of that.

>> No.4620290

>>4620288
*all of that
can't type today

>> No.4620287

needs more cocaine

>> No.4620295

Fyi: if you aren't cooking low and slow it is grilling, not barbecuing.

>> No.4620299

>>4620226

>be pooreu
>pour sauce on everything
>burn the shit out of it over high heat
>tell merica we bbq

I will slap your propane grilling, sorry excuse for bbq ingredient ass..so hard you might even speak English right.

>> No.4620309

>>4620226
>gas bbq

5/10 because I have the same olive oil

>> No.4620332

>>4620295
Oh, and I didn't post this to be snide/snarky/whatever, just letting you know. Your spread does look tasty.

>> No.4620387
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4620387

>>4620299
>trying to tell English people how to speak English

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4620393

>>4620387

>not realizing that merican speak is the dominant form of English, now.

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>>4620387
>dat file name
>dat implying

>> No.4620399

>>4620387
English people didn't always speak the God awful form of English they speak now. Their current dialects are relatively new.

>> No.4620398

>>4620295
It's cooking food on a barbecue, it's barbecuing. Do you even see a fucking grill in that picture because I don't. what the fuck does a grill have to do with a barbecue anyway you colossal arrogant faggot.

>> No.4620405
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4620405

>>4620387
Jackie Chan was born in Hong Kong, then a British colony. You don't see him speaking British English do you?

Americans 1
Britfags 0

>> No.4620406

>>4620398
Actually, no. Really and truly no. I realize that you, here, want to play that stupid grill versus grille game, but in fact, you are absolutely wrong when it comes to barbecuing. Barbecuing is a specific cooking technique and high temperature precludes cooking from being barbecuing. It just does.

>> No.4620421

>>4620406
What ever you say mr troll.

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4620424

this was my lunch

also shrimp bell peppers and asparagus

>>best mushrooms i have ever ate, first time grilling them

>> No.4620427

>>4620405
Well... he would have learned British English while in school.

Promptly replaced by American English whenever he moved to America.

>> No.4620430

>>4620421
British American
Barbecue Grill
Grill Broil
Hot Smoke Barbecue

>> No.4620431
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4620431

OP here. We set the temperature to as low as possible, basting the food with extra sauce as much as possible!

It was so good. As I type this I am taking a fat dump. So it was well worth it!

Sorry Americans we Brits may not be BBQ experts but we do what we can with the tools we obtain!

Also to the Suffolk guy, it depends what steaks you have! Also sometimes salt and pepper is great. But if you want to be different try some Moroccan spices!

Also pic unrelated a really nice flower in the garden!

>> No.4620433

>>4620421

not that guy, but he's totally right. You sir, are simply grilling which is like riding a tricycle compared to true bbq'ing on a 1200cc Harley. I could explain it to you but you filthy euros don't know shit about bbq or grilling so what's the point.

>> No.4620434

>>4620424
also its 93 degrees fahrenheit in connecticut

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4620436

>>4620421
>loses argument
>shit posts instead

kek epix meight

>> No.4620452

>>4620434

stfu and get some meat treegan

>> No.4620462

I see no BBQ. I do see a delicious as fuck spread on the grill though.

9/10 would drink beer and be gluttonous with.

>> No.4620512

>>4620288
>kabobs
What?

>> No.4620516

>>4620512
google was made for moments like this

>> No.4620521

>>4620436
>shit posts
The only one shitposting are you mericans trying to troll, badly.

>> No.4620526

>>4620516
Yeah and it corrects it to the correct word kebab. This isn't the first time i have heard an American call a kebab a "kabob" before and i wanted extra clarification. Is this an American version of a kebab or something?

>> No.4620528

>>4620521
I'm British. And I'm fucking awesome.

>> No.4620529

>>4620521
Britbro, I'll listen to you when it comes to stuff like bloodsausage and jellied eel, and you need to be intelligent enough to listen to us murikans talk about bbq.

>> No.4620531

>>4620526
nope, just misspelling, and a fairly common one. Shouldn't cause you this much trouble friend.

>> No.4620532

>>4620226
>It's 28 degrees

That sucks. I don't even like going outside for a minute if it's not below 23

>> No.4620533

Thanks everyone for your compliments! My boyfriend and I enjoyed cooking! It's rare to have sunny days in LONDON!

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>>4620526
problem solved. It's just the americans being special snowflakes again.

>> No.4620548

>>4620531
It isn't causing me any trouble. I was wondering if this was an American version and I would have wanted to try it. Like maybe it had bacon on it too or the lamb rack was slow smoked or something.

>> No.4620550

>>4620533

>My boyfriend and I

OH, right...so I guess you two want to move to merica now too so you can get your faggot marriage freedom

>> No.4620568

>>4620226
>gas grill/10

That said, your kebabs look quite tasty.

>> No.4621580

>>4620226

aren't those pokers, exposed flames, and propane tanks all illegal in britain for your safety

>> No.4621743

>>4620226
>kebab
>being cooked in new kebab home country

How appropriate

>> No.4621754

>/ck/ will never re size pictures to a reasonable size

>> No.4622037

>>4621580
Nope! They aren't illegal! And for the anon above, I am female. We're not fags unfortunately!

>> No.4622074

>>4620568
People who only BBQ on occasion use gas because it's convenient, takes almost no time at all to ready the grill.

>> No.4622082

>>4620276
Marinade.

>> No.4622083

>>4620431
>Image of a lady 'taking a fat dump'.

>> No.4622100

>>4622083
It's life! Natural process! Had little meat babies! Hahahahaha. I want another BBQ!

Any Americans want to give me some recipes for desserts to use at Bbqs? I always find desserts are always missed :'(

>> No.4622107

>>4620542
What ? I'm American and seeing it spelled 'kabob' looks ridiculous ! Very much used to the other way..

>> No.4622172

>>4620226
those kebabs look delicious, and they aren't even cooked yet.

>> No.4622176

>>4620299
>speak English correctly.

I fixed it for you anon, worry not.

>> No.4622183

>>4620424
Grilled veggies are way more amazing than you could ever imagine. Try grilled asparagus, season them with whatever you like, they're great.

>> No.4622207

>>4622172
Thanks anon! We love mini sweet peppers (orange/yellow ones). Oh I could eat them raw all day long!

>> No.4623997

>>4620226
I love how you are some rich fucks yet you still shop at aldi

>> No.4623999

>>4623997
Something wrong with that?

>> No.4624000

nice one britbro!

it looks deceptively warm in that picture due to all the light.

i'll trade weather with you bro, i got a combination of 95F+ and thunderstorms causing 100% humidity right now.

anyway, that picture made me hungry as shit, but i unfortunately have no grill. sad times.

>> No.4624003

>>4620226

Damn.. 28 degrees. Lucky. I wish it was a bit cooler here. It's about 82 degrees here right now.

Looks warmer in that picture.

>> No.4624008

>>4623999
Nah I just find it funny that rich people are cheaper than even poor people.

>> No.4624034

>>4624000
dumbass me didnt realize you probably meant Celsius, not fahrenheit. yeah id definitely trade for that weather man.

>> No.4624055

>>4624008

It's not funny, It's why they are rich.

>> No.4624127

Tbh. I don't see why 'rich' people have to buy 'rich' food. Salt is salt. I don't actually care where it's from!

The weather has been way too hot for London. So stuffy and too much pollution!

>> No.4624137

>>4620226
Hey OP! Texas here, just thought I'd drop in to say that what you are doing is called grilling. Not BBQ. It's a common mistake.

>> No.4624550

>>4624137
Hey, Texas! Floridian here, just thought I'd drop in to say that what you are doing is called Projecting. Not Informing. It's a common mistake.

>> No.4624595

>>4624550
Hey, Floridian! Texas here, just thought I'd drop in to say what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in BBQin, and I've been involved in numerous BBQ competitions and have over 300 confirmed victories.

>> No.4624603

>>4624595
Hey, me! Me here, just thought I'd drop in to say you failed at that copypasta and should just go to bed already.

>> No.4624614

>>4624595

sup txass,

Gorgaaaaaa' here we've won more kingsford championships than any state...just sayin',

>> No.4624940

You Americans need to calm your tits and relax and admire the good food. Let's not get technical

>> No.4624948

>>4624940
>Asking Americans to calm down about BBQ

I...

>> No.4624954

>>4622100
Mousse, trifle-(English isn't it?), strawberries and chocolate, fruit platter- all that type of stuff.

Also pics of the next BBQ shit would be appreciated by some.

>> No.4624956

>>4624940
>>4624948
Yeah that likes telling Brits to calm down if someone makes their tea poorly.

>> No.4624958

>>4624956
Or Europeans to calm down over Soccer.

>> No.4624963

>>4620276
salt and pepper . get some wood chips(apple,pecan,hickory, etc ) to throw in and close the hood for a few mins

>> No.4624965

>>4620424
wheres the corn mang

>> No.4624966

>>4624614
go to bed Myron

>> No.4624986

>>4624954
Trifle is English but to be honest, I don't like it much! I meant proper desserts not picky platter stuff.

Tbh being British I do get angry when someone can't make a cuppa right.

>> No.4625003

>>4624986
BBQ's aren't really about 'plated' food. Imagine picnic food eaten at home.

>> No.4625005

>britbong thinks 28 is hot

HUE HUE HUE

>> No.4625010

>>4625005
>what is centigrade
>HUE HUE HUE

>> No.4625017

>>4625010
implying 28*C is hot . jesus you are a pussy

>> No.4625020

>>4625017
>>4625010
Last year was 38°C in Paris at the same time.
28°C is nothing.

>> No.4625218

>>4625005
Well it averages near freezing in the winter but I agree, a hot day in strayya is in the high 30's

>> No.4625225

Sorry guys. But it was the hottest day of the year. We've been having a terrible year. Our summer has only just become 'summer'

>> No.4625264

>>4625225
Lucky to have such cool summers.

>> No.4625269

>>4625264
Ah to us Brits 28 degrees is sometimes too hot to bear, especially if we average like 5 :P

>> No.4625276

>>4621580
Yes, that looks like pork too which is harram. Someone should report her to her.

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>>4624003
Was that an attempt at a joke?

>> No.4625290

>>4625269

Scotland here, I'm happy with 10 degrees.

Right now it's mid 20s, fuck.

>> No.4625292

>>4624550
Stauts:

The told the bad and the ugly [X]

>> No.4625295

>>4624550
>florida
>giving information

>> No.4625299

>>4625290
Ahaha you Scots! The worst thing in London it's just humid and stuffy, damn fumes. But it's obviously great for BBQ!

>> No.4625338

Californian here. We actually know the most about outdoor cooking since we do it almost every day of the year unlike the retarded southerners who think they know about bbq because they're fatter and have the diabetus.

Who cares about toothless hicks and their goddamn pulled pork sandwiches, or moronic bush loving texans with their fucking brisket. Go drink your mountain dew assclowns.

Now, to the topic of bbq deserts. Slightly underripe white peaches (local if available -- they are here in glorious cali), cut into halves stones removed, cut side down on a hot grill until caramelized and sweet. Serve a top some chilled raspberry gastrique, drizzle with high quality thick balsamic, a dollop of creme fresh and a sprig of mint or sweet basil.

>> No.4625343

>>4625338
Now Mr/Mrs Cali, those bbq desserts sound delightful. Different but delightful.

>> No.4625366

>>4625338
Prepare your asshole Cali, you have severely blasphemed.

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>>4625366
Got back to your goat Bubba.

>> No.4625378

>>4625338
>we know bbq!
>grill some peaches hurr durr
You faggots cannot sink fast enough

>> No.4625379

>>4625338
>we do it almost every day of the year

and other parts of the country don't?

see this is why i wish your shitty state would float away into the pacific already. you all preach open mindedness, then act like ignorant retards anyway.

>> No.4625382

>>4625379
>preach, , then act like ignorant retards anyway.

The American way!