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4581281 No.4581281 [Reply] [Original]

It's morning, and you've awakened to another empty meaningless day in your wretched life. The hated sun streams in through your windows, its brightness mocking you. The day stretches out before you, a vast expanse of nothing. Unfortunately, you're still alive.

What do you eat?

>> No.4581284

>>4581281

I eat Bacherlor Chow v.0.6b and turn to 265.

>> No.4581304

>>4581281
>implying I awake in the morning
But, to answer your question: Coffee and oatmeal with fruits. It's usually sufficient to push away the suicidal thoughts for a while

>> No.4581306

Cigarette and 2 cups of coffee, black.

>> No.4581307

Morning? Bowl of cereal...

But because it's summer, I'm probably waking up in the afternoon, so my typical "I don't want to make anything" lunch would be a couple of ham and cheddar wraps with either a glass of apple juice.

This reminds me - it's almost sun up, I should get going to sleep soon.

>> No.4581310

wow, both of my parent's died in the past few months and i still have a better life outlook than you OP

>> No.4581317

>>4581281
vodka and red bull

>> No.4581516

Half of an andouille sausage on a hot dog bun with mustard and maybe ketchup. Two of those with two cups of coffee.

>> No.4581535

Coffee in one hand, beer in the other, cigarette between your toes. Greet the day like the worthless motherfucker that it is.

>> No.4581545

Strongest coffee I can make at home and an apple

>> No.4581549

I don't understand all the coffee responses. Isn't it better to deaden your mind against the world, rather than sharpen it? Wouldn't alcohol be a wiser choice?

>> No.4581554

>>4581549
It stops you from feeling physically shitty to go along with all the rest. It also prevents the caffeine headache from kicking in in three or four hours.

You'll understand once you're old enough to drink coffee.

>> No.4581556

>>4581549

I need to do some basic tasks every day so my life doesn't deteriorate further. If I drink when I wake up, I'm not going to get those things done.

>> No.4581595

>>4581281
My normal bachelor breakfast.

>microwave a bowl of grits
>poach two eggs in a microwave egg poacher
>butter, sugar in grits. Eggs on top. Eat with coffee, wish I had a qt3.14gf to make me some biscuits and gravy.