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Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:04:57 2013 No.4580106 [Reply] [Original]

$10.50. I paid $10.50 at an import store for a jar of this stuff to try as a novelty. How do you fool an entire nation of people like this? I have almost not palette and I just can't find any way to make this stuff appealing. Is it really healthy or something?

Anyone have any tips? I mean, acquired taste is one thing but this...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:08:57 2013 No.4580113 >palette

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:09:57 2013 No.4580116 >>4580106 it is salty garbage but you are supposed to butter the bread, and use just a small amount of the gunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:10:57 2013 No.4580118 Haven't had it. I would try it but i imagine it would be awful.

Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:16:57 2013 No.4580140

Hot toast, use butter first, spread Vegemite very thin, like super thin. Actually what I do is make two pieces of toast, spread butter on one, Vegemite on the other and sandwich them.
Or do the same with crackers and peanut butter. Anyway, Vegemite is kind of an acquired taste, we all grew up with it and we all have our own way of eating it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:39:57 2013 No.4580187 I would normally toss that shit out. Alternatively you could use it with some very bland food as a salt substitute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:49:57 2013 No.4580222 For beginners, spread it very thinly on buttered toast, then put soe grated cheese n top and grill that bad boy.

Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:52:57 2013 No.4580226
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>Australian comes into our elementary school to tell us about kangarooland
>Being a complete douchebag about how great Australia is compared to the US
>The entire time was hyping vegeshit as a patrician delicacy that us American children probably wouldn't understand
>he gives us each a piece of bread with it on
>tells us to try it
>it tastes like fucking sewer sludge, half the class spits it out on the floor
>teachers dont even yell at them because its that bad
>guy is furious, says he regrets coming
>teachers have had enough of his shit and tell him they regret inviting him

true story. fucking Australia

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:56:57 2013 No.4580237 Australians are annoying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:56:57 2013 No.4580238 >>4580226 yeah well australia people are all descended from thieves and murderers and rapists

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 20:56:57 2013 No.4580239 Dutch immigrants love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 23:14:57 2013 No.4580488 >>4580106 Ausfag here its shit and only 'bogans' and really old faggots from ww2 like it because they don't know any better.

Anonymous Fri Jun 21 23:25:58 2013 No.4580499
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>>4580226
Once my son invited a new Australian kid at his birthday party, and all the moms decided to bring something to the party as well to have a little potluck. The new mom, the aussie's mom, said she'd bring a traditional Australian treat. We were all excited and thought it'd be something like kangaroo steaks or a pavlova or some shit. What she brought was some buttered wonder bread with sprinkles on it. She said it was 'Fairy Bread' and that they would have it all the time at kid's parties down under. I swear I was getting trolled until I looked it up online later. What kind of white trash society are you running down there Australia?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 23:26:58 2013 No.4580502 That's your aussie carbon credits in action

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 23:33:57 2013 No.4580510 File: 285 KB, 1800x1800, Elmers_Glue-photo_E304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4580106 That looks about appealing as eating elmers glue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 23:35:58 2013 No.4580514 >>4580499 Aussies are kind of like our retarded stepchildren.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 21 23:41:57 2013 No.4580527 >>4580488 You ate nothing but fairy bread because your ickle tastebuds were too soft and Mummy couldn't bear to see you cry.

Anonymous Fri Jun 21 23:55:57 2013 No.4580558

>>4580106
>I have almost not palette

What does that even mean?

Anyway. I'm not an Australian, but I'm seeing one. She turned me on to the stuff, and it's fucking delicious.

It's a bit of an acquired taste, but if you like bold, savoury flavours, you shouldn't have any difficulty acquiring it in short order.

The mistake often made by people with simpler, more primitive palates is that they smear it on, reasoning that its dark colouration should indicate an abundance of chocolatey sweetness. Upon contact with their pale, limp tongues, these apes shriek in disgust, and rush off to find a frosted doughnut to lick while they sob and moan, unable to understand the superior tastes that have been presented to them.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:02:58 2013 No.4580569

>>4580499
I don't get where this retarded misconception comes from that Australians are tough as shit animal violators. Australia really is full of white trash, and anyone who isn't white trash is your stereotypical suburbanite trying to make themselves look cool. Australians really don't have to face dangerous animals that often, and when they do, they wait it out indoors.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:04:57 2013 No.4580575 File: 100 KB, 700x466, fishqld.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >implying australians give a fuck what you think

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:05:57 2013 No.4580580 >>4580106 >not getting marmite well there's your probllem

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:09:57 2013 No.4580588 >>4580575 retards also don't give a fuck what you think about them. unsurprisingly there is a lot of overlap between the two groups.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:09:57 2013 No.4580589 >>4580569 It was Steve Irwin, he did it.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:12:57 2013 No.4580598

it's actually pretty nice. I would ignore every suggestion you've got so far, and go toast some bread, and then just take a very small amount and thread it thinly across the toast with nothing else. Some people have butter as well but that makes it disgusting imo. The key is not to put too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:13:57 2013 No.4580600 >>4580499 Thats true. It's extremely popular at kids parties and stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:18:57 2013 No.4580611 >>4580589 Young, aren't you? Crocodile Dundee, m8. Australian film industry decided that the only way to get Clapistani money was to play up the FRONTIER SAVAGELAND stereotype.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:20:58 2013 No.4580615 re $10.50/jar, it's pretty expensive here too, but a jar goes along way. I'm 40 and still crave the shit occasionally, though possibly only when I'm lacking vit b. Also like it very thinly on pancakes as hangover food.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:28:57 2013 No.4580632
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oh look the americans are angry. Did obama give another trillion tax dollars to private business again?
I'm sorry your country is so fucked America, maybe if you save up your $7 minimum wage for a few decades, you might be able to afford tertiary education and eventually be applicable for Australian citizenship... That's if you are not drafted into some bullshit war and get your face blown off for the benefit of private industry.
Meanwhile I'll be making $35/hour as a part-time courier, utilising free education and health care, and enjoying copious amounts of beer, pussy, and sunshine in a society that is largely absent of niggers.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:30:57 2013 No.4580637
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Vegemite is delicious on toast with butter!
The problem is that amerifats in their gluttonous ways spread it an inch thick thinking that more is better.
If you spread it extremely sparingly and you will appreciate it more.
I am also under the impression a lot of American supermarket bread is packed with sugar so it might not go so well without a savory bread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:35:57 2013 No.4580646 >>4580632 >abbos aren't niggers >bogans aren't just as bad as niggers Some serious implications, there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:35:57 2013 No.4580648 >>4580632 >>4580637 But you eat vegemite, so the jokes on you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:36:57 2013 No.4580649 shits basically B vitamins and MSG. such strange traditions.. there are so many other sources of nutrients that don't involve left over brewer's yeast

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:37:57 2013 No.4580652 >>4580648 I'm quite happy to keep Vegemite. I'd rather be a nation of vegemite than obese whales stuffing deepfried anything down their gullets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:39:57 2013 No.4580656 >>4580652 Vegemite is fucking disgusting. It tastes literally like condensed milk and soy sauce. Why in the fuck do you keep eating it?

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Anonymous Sat Jun 22 00:44:57 2013 No.4580665

>>4580656
because I enjoy the flavour and eat it sparingly.

I have never tried condensed milk with soy sauce so I would have no idea.
But in a way it is like soy sauce, you put a small amount on a food for flavour but if you overdo it then it will ruin the balance.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 01:09:57 2013 No.4580717

"are you from a land down under" no copy right infringement intendended . marmite or vegimite and kraft notwithstanding but sometimes you make do with what you have. both taste like shite ta me. but then, I drink liptons and twingings tea, eat peanut butter and though I live in the US I can sing parts of the Canadian anthem and know a little bit about Mexico and the people. I have a great affinity for "oz" Most of "my" people were not pilgrims but one skip and a hop ahead of the sheriff,indentured servants or slaves . and or married with the native tribes. several generations ago. Don't look too closely. you might be surprised. or horrified. I bet my dna is a soup of many races. and no disrespect to Queen Elisabeth, Philip, her family,and i bet it was brutal but we have English common law, the magna carter. the more i talk the deeper i dig myself in a hole but excuse me - of the few remaining monarchies, Britain an the UK are the only ones relevant. and hate to say this but if they fall, there is not much i wanna go see..
queen

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 01:21:58 2013 No.4580734

You can use vegemite in other ways than just on toast!

I made a vegemite macaron not too long ago, as the saltyness of the vegemite goes quite well with a creamy white chocolate ganache. Also you can use a teaspoon or two in a meatloaf, as well as other savoury marinates.

If you want to have it on toast, try it thinly spread and with strips of cheese melted under the grill aka 'tiger toast', or even with slices of fresh tomato

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 01:27:58 2013 No.4580743 Biggest mistake i've seen foreigners do is they spread it thick across the bread, like peanut butter or nutella. It should be used sparingly and spread as thinly layer as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 01:35:58 2013 No.4580766 File: 31 KB, 320x316, 1349005836466 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4580580 >tfw the company that makes Marmite went bankrupt >There will never be any more Marmite

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 01:36:58 2013 No.4580770 Toast some bread slightly, get some butter on it, then with the vegemite you graze it across the surface, chuck some cheddar/tasty cheese on it (not some plastic shit though) - grill that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 02:45:58 2013 No.4580913 >>4580488 >only bogans eat vegemite cultural cringe is usually a symptom of personal feelings of inferiority. I wish you all the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 02:59:57 2013 No.4580933 >just use a really small amount Then what is the fucking point? I can make hot butter toast and put a tiny bit of dog shit on it and it probably wouldn't taste terrible. I think you convict ABCs eat the shit just because tradition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:02:57 2013 No.4580937 >>4580632 >muh socialism Is that all you got?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:18:57 2013 No.4580960 File: 44 KB, 500x345, jk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4580937 it's a lot more than you got.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:22:57 2013 No.4580964 >>4580632 >enjoying copious amounts of beer, pussy, and sunshine I guess Australia is nice if you're an idiot or a perpetual adolescent.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:26:58 2013 No.4580975

>>4580106
Ausfag here, I never fucking liked this shit, but pretty much everyone I know ate it as a kid and loves it. Friends say I'm weird when I say I hate it.

Also we have tonnes of white trash and our culture essentially derives from a combination of binge drinking, copying the USA and playing into stupid stereotypes other countries have made for us because we're all so shallow.
That being said, it's a pretty nice place to live.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:27:58 2013 No.4580976 >>4580106 >paiying 10 dollar for something you don't evne know if you will like ishygdd

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:34:57 2013 No.4580979

>does not enjoy certain food
>not OP's fault, country's fault
>country should be mocked

Seriously though, it's good on toast, on cheese sandwiches, some psychos have it with honey on bread as well.

It's also a quick flava enhancer for stews and shit like like that.

Good hangover food too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:39:57 2013 No.4580986 >>4580116 >it is salty garbage >>>/familyguy/ >>>/shitposting/ >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:43:57 2013 No.4580992 >>4580106 What part of concentrated yeast extract sounds good to you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:49:58 2013 No.4581002 File: 14 KB, 233x216, shitonastick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ameriturds criticizing foreign cuisine I guess we are too simple to enjoy such culinary staples as spray-on cheese, HFCS, and mutant fish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:52:57 2013 No.4581006 >>4581002 >admitting vegemite is on the same level as cheap junk food Yep, you sure have won the argument, dear bogan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:54:57 2013 No.4581008 >stop liking what I don't like, etc

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:57:57 2013 No.4581009 >>4581006 >he thinks that's argument perhaps the lack of vitamin B rich breakfast spreads has impaired your brain development?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 03:57:57 2013 No.4581010 >>4580933 Do you even cook? If a recipe calls for a pinch of salt do you add a fucking tablespoon?

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:01:58 2013 No.4581021

>>4581010

That has nothing to do with it. Every justification is "it's not nasty if you only use such a small amount you can barely taste it to begin with" Is not that a silly justification for something. And the guy above you is now trying to pretend that vegemite is important as a source of nutrition because no other food that you can eat with toast contains vitamin B.

Just say it's a cultural/regional thing and keep it moving. Why are you even trying to justify it to begin with? Some guy on the internet said it was nasty? Grow up.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:20:58 2013 No.4581043

>>4581002
Canadian here (inb4poutine)
that shits good, its like breakfast on a stick.
Also vegemite is a relative of Marmite (UK) and Cenovis (Switzerland). It's especially good with Kraft single slices a.k.a ameican cheese. Also fairy bread tastes like cake, but goddamn was this post worth it when the majority of Australians cant post like the rest of internet humanity?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:41:57 2013 No.4581052 >>4581021 >And the guy above you is now trying to pretend that vegemite is important as a source of nutrition because no other food that you can eat with toast contains vitamin B. >cant recognize humour its all becoming clear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:53:57 2013 No.4581064 >>4581043 Ausfag here, I've wanted to try poutine ever since I first heard about it. Shit sounds delicious. That being said, I never understood why people like vegemite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 04:54:57 2013 No.4581066 >>4581021 >Every justification is "it's not nasty if you only use such a small amount you can barely taste it to begin with" Ever had soy sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 05:13:58 2013 No.4581085 ITT: amerifats projecting hate on a nation over a condiment while in denial about their own national meal (saturated fat)

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 05:34:57 2013 No.4581122

ITT:

> Aussies butthurt that their watered-down, sweetened copy of the British classic, Marmite, is shit.

> Americans unable to stomach something which isn't fried in mechanically reclaimed freedom-fat

> Canadians who can't post without mentioning "poutine"

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 05:55:57 2013 No.4581145 >>4580637 GO FRENZAL GO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:03:57 2013 No.4581157 ITT: stop enjoying things >>4581085 Not HFCS? >>4581122 I thought Marmite was the sweeter one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 06:53:09 2013 No.4581261 >>4581122 >Brit fag Its very easy to tell if someone is one. They'll tell you they are one or They'll write in a snarky fashion to make them self feel good about them selves. It is alright, you don't need to tear others down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:08:57 2013 No.4581363 >>4580106 Let me guess, you slathered it on like it was peanut butter or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:10:58 2013 No.4581365 File: 310 KB, 444x460, mcdonalds-Big-Mac.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4580106 >How do you fool an entire nation of people like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:41:57 2013 No.4581391 >>4581066 I'm sorry what, soy sauce is amazing and can be used for so many things, even just some soy sauce and mirin in a bowl chilled is a delicious soba dip

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 08:56:57 2013 No.4581412 >>4581391 And if the first time you encountered it you drank a cup of it to try it out, you would hate it. "Horrible bitter salt water, why would anyone use it anywhere."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:02:57 2013 No.4581416 As with everything, it's really different when you've grown up with it. I don't know why I like it, and I understand why others wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:24:57 2013 No.4581452 File: 10 KB, 183x275, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sorry. god tier yeast spread right here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:30:57 2013 No.4581460 File: 118 KB, 500x375, Actual marmite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4581452 U Wot m8?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 09:40:57 2013 No.4581480 >>4581452 >sorry. extinct yeast spread right here. So sorry.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:06:58 2013 No.4581512 If you're foreign then spread it thin and have butter on the toast. That's about it really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:15:58 2013 No.4581523 >>4581452 is that kiwi marmite? good grief

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:32:59 2013 No.4581559 >>4581523 Used to be. Before the Marmageddon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:40:58 2013 No.4581573 You'd be surprised, but it actually taste really nice in soup. Not heaps just a teaspoon for flavour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:46:59 2013 No.4581588 So.. basically one dingobabby is same fagging the entire thread with "hurt durr fat dum Americans eat only shit and can't appreciate it" while also replying to these posts about how right he is.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 10:49:58 2013 No.4581592

>>4581588
yeah, basically.Aussies get way to fucking worked up bout
>mah vegemite!
I'm an aussie too, but we like this shit coz it's force feed to us from a very young age and therefore taste like the better side of childhood when people actually fed us.
Mostly it's just bitter salty shit that add's flavour to bread when the only alternative was sweet shit like honey or nutella

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 11:09:58 2013 No.4581643

Another Aussie here. I fucking HATE vegemite, always have. It's nasty as fuck.

The only use I have for it is as Australias version of 'fuck wit a foreigner' food. Just like the Japs have natto and other countries have their own nasty ass shit, it's a fun food to give to visitors here just to see their reaction.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:12:59 2013 No.4582497 ITT: people who don't know how to use Marmite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:20:58 2013 No.4582514 >>4581588 >hurt I hate my phone's autocorrect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:32:58 2013 No.4582530 >>4582497 >go to sandwich shop >ask for marmite >"I ran out of marmite, so I just used vegemite. Hope that's okay.” Hahah fucking nope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 22 17:36:58 2013 No.4582534 >>4582530 "Is fake money okay?"

>>	Sceak !!LciZj2frsW6 Sat Jun 22 20:06:41 2013 No.4582832 >>4580106 You can make it, you know. You just buy a pound of yeast and simmer it overnight, I think.

Anonymous Sat Jun 22 21:31:41 2013 No.4582989
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>>4582832
>never heard of Wikipedia
I'm sorry sir but false.

In short, salt or something is added to trub (brew talk for yeast left from beer fermentation) so that the little yeast beasties go all cannibalistic. The result is then spun in a centrifuge to separate the yeast guts from the cell walls. Some added spices and salt and you have Vegemite.

I love the stuff. Its the only thing that upsidedown land has on the good olde' US of A.

Yes it is an acquired taste that's why haters gonna hate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:05:41 2013 No.4583261 >>4581002 We have access to every sort of cuisine you can imagine in the world. Sometimes it's authentic, sometimes it's not. You think everyone eats the shit you're talking about?

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:10:41 2013 No.4583269

Not trolling, it's actually really nice when prepared properly. The vegemite, butter and crispy bread combo is a signature dish of my childhood that I still enjoy today.

Fairybread (bread with butter and 100's and 1000's is good when you are a child too, but I can't stomach it now though.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:24:41 2013 No.4583296

>>4580600
me. parents are imports to australia

used to want to be like other white kids and have fairy bread and vegimite sandwiches for lunch and a small pack of home brand chips or whole fruit with skin for playtime (recess you faggots).

tried vegimite, bs (though i do enjoy it nowadays)

Fairy bread, bland as fuck.

Whole fruit as a kid with skin? LMFAO

Homebrand chips - lmfao homebrand,

Dont know why I wanted to give up my nutella or jam sandwhiches, lay/doritos/chips and other awesome snacks and prechopped fruits salads my mum made for the bs lazy white parents made for their kids

That feel of embarrassment when my grandma/mum made me two nice sandwiches. one for playtime and one for lunch but i was embarrassed to eat it because like the white kids you are supposed to have a bag of chips for playtime and a vegimite sandwich for lunch.

i used to even want to have prima brand juice like the white kids instead of the golden circle and various ones my mum used to try out

Wanna know some other bs i heard about growing up. Apparantly white kids used to use the leftover oil used to cook their meat for dinner as their sandwich spreads

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:25:41 2013 No.4583297 >>4581452 in the words of a great wise man "It tastes like the Queen's yeast infection"

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:31:42 2013 No.4583308 [DELETED]

>>4582989

> Its the only thing that upsidedown land has on the good olde' US of A.

except HDI, high freedom index listing, more livable cities, less immigrants, less pollution etc

AUSTRALIA = paradise on earth (thats why we tell you fucks to fuck off, were full)

US OF GAY = obese retarded nigger and spic infested collapsing country

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:32:42 2013 No.4583312 >>4580499 hardest I've laughed this whole day

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:37:42 2013 No.4583319 >>4583308 Not sure if serious

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:46:42 2013 No.4583335 [DELETED]

>>4583319
how are you not sure im serious?

>HDI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index

>4th for freedom, USA = 7th
http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/nz-leads-worldwide-in-human-freedom-5314956

>AU has 4 most livible cities in the world (top 10)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_most_livable_cities

and you think im not serious? australia shits all over the USA

go on, tell me how the USA is better, with FACTS only, not opinions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:49:42 2013 No.4583338 >>4583335 >AU has the 4 most livible cities... and the worse spelling?

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:50:42 2013 No.4583340
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NZ Marmite master race reporting in.

The trick is to smother your toast in butter, wait for it to melt in, spread a thin layer of Marmite so it kind of mixes with the butter.

GOD DAYUM!

Pic not related but I'm having fosh n chops for dinner tonight

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:51:42 2013 No.4583344 [DELETED]

>>4583338
this is some shitty forum where mine and your posts wont even last a day. this isnt a resume. this isnt a thesis. why do you think spelling and grammer matter? they dont, yet you feel like they do. that is called being pathetic.

you can reply being butthurt all you want, doesnt change the fact that AU is better than USA.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:53:42 2013 No.4583346 >>4582989 I'm sorry, but what Yes I'm Americlap that's never had Vegemite before You're telling me that Vegemite is basically salted and spiced leftover beer rot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:54:42 2013 No.4583350 >>4583346 yes it is, and its not rot. but thanks for showing how the american education system is one of the worst in the world. either that or you were born ignorant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:57:43 2013 No.4583357 >>4583350 >Never had experience with Vegemite before >Know that fermentation is generally related to some form of rot and/or decay >Hurr you're retarded durr No shit, that's why I asked. Are all Aussies like this?

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 00:59:43 2013 No.4583358 [DELETED]

>>4583357
>Know that fermentation is generally related to some form of rot and/or decay

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH the american education system at work!

thanks for proving just how fucking retarded you are.

in the age of google and high speed internet, you have no excuse for not knowing something so fucking EASY to find out

typical retarded ignorant american. thanks for trying though, fatty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:01:42 2013 No.4583361 Butter + Vegemite is fucking disgusting. Get a knife and two slices of bread and spread that fucker on thick. Delicious.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:02:42 2013 No.4583365

>>4583358
>Fermenting is leaving something to sit for X time
>Things that sit for X time start to rot
Gee, look at that fermented log over there. I wonder if Grandma's body has fermented yet.

So much for trying to learn something about Vegemite, you Aussies (or you in particular, because not that many people can be this aggressive and ignorant) are a bunch of prancing hipsters hiding the fact you were a prison colony. "WE LIKE IT BECAUSE WE WERE BORN EATING IT YOU FAT NOT-AUSSIES WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND"

I'm out

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:06:42 2013 No.4583372
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>>4583340
>be NZ
>primary (elementary for you USA turbonerds)school cooking classes were making huge stacks of cheese ham lettuce and marmite sandwiches and then eating them all by yourself

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:06:43 2013 No.4583374 [DELETED]

>>4583365
>he thinks anything rots in fermentation
>he thinks because organic things start to rot after some time, that EVERYTHING starts to rot in some time

jesus christ you obese american. are you really this fucking retarded?

fermentation is the act of yeast eating sugar and shitting out co2 and alcohol. the alcohol has a preserving property so it will never rot

jesus christ you must be a fucking REATARD if you didnt google it after i hinted for you to do so

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE WE HAVE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF A FATMERICUNT IN HIS NATRUAL, RETARDED, OBESE, IGNORANT STATE. LOOK AT HOW IT SAYS STUPID SHIT WHEN IT HAS ACCESS TO THE WORLDS INFORMATION AT HIS FINGERTIPS

thanks for the laugh you fat shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:07:43 2013 No.4583376 >>4583365 >Fermenting is leaving something to sit for X time >Things that sit for X time start to rot Confirmed for retarded American

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:09:43 2013 No.4583381 >OP badmouths vegemite >Australian analholocaust

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:11:42 2013 No.4583385 >>4583381 its the other way round, look at all the hate posts about australia from americans. its glorious all the tears you obese cunts shed over shit as trivial as this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:14:42 2013 No.4583388 >>4583385 What part of my post indicates that I'm American? Your implication proves how fucking assmad you are.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:15:43 2013 No.4583390 [DELETED]

>>4583388
where did i imply you or your post was american? all i said was "all the hate posts about australia from americans"

is your post a hate post? no it isnt.

you could be american seeing as how you have no reading comprehension and are as retarded as a brick.

read before you post, cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:17:43 2013 No.4583393 >>4583390 >its glorious all the tears you obese cunts shed over shit as trivial as this thread Have you called anyone else in this thread but Americans fat you retard? Continue the assmad over your jar of shitsmear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:19:43 2013 No.4583395 >>4583372 Marmite and cheese sandwiches for lunches erry day

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:20:43 2013 No.4583397 [DELETED]

>>4583393
once again, reading comprehension. jesus christ learn to read. your just embarrassing yourself now. holy shit, i wasnt referring to you and yet your getting butthurt enough to make 2 posts about it

you really are a fatmericunt if you get this butthurt at something not directed at you, shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:21:42 2013 No.4583399 This is a cooking board not a bitching board. Food or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:23:43 2013 No.4583403 >>4583399 for the fatmericunts in this thread, EVERYTHING IS FOOD HAHAHAHAHAAHA except knowledge. you give them the ability to find out everything they would want to know, point them in the right direction and they STILL wont absorb knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:23:43 2013 No.4583404 >>4583397 >you obese cunts >you >obese >you >you If two posts is butthurt your anus must have collapsed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:23:43 2013 No.4583407 >>4583404 that all you can say? so pathetic. you know you won the internet argument when obese retards resort to spelling and grammer instead of the actual message of the post so pathetic, thanks for admiting defeat fat cunts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:25:43 2013 No.4583412 >>4580964 >he doesnt enjoy beer, getting laid, or sunshine what a sad little man you are

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:25:43 2013 No.4583413 >>4583404 >plural implies a collective statment, not aimed at you Confirmed for retarded American who didn't learn anything in school.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:28:43 2013 No.4583422

>>4583413
The irony. If it wasn't aimed at me he would've said "these obese cunts" or "those obese cunts".

"You" means he's grouping me up with the rest of the amerifats.

So desperately trying to retain the honour of vegemite by talking down to Americans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:30:43 2013 No.4583428 >>4583422 You is used to address a collective. No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. You are American though, as evident by your lack of reading comprehension. So he was right, and your just a whiny little obese bitch shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:34:42 2013 No.4583431 >>4583428 Yeah, he was talking about a separate group of people with my post number in his post. Good luck in secondary school, you'll make friends there eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:35:42 2013 No.4583433 >>4583431 >You can only address a single person per post, and that is the person you quoted Confirmed for retarded obese American bitch. Thanks for trying, you lose!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:36:42 2013 No.4583437 >>4583433 >You doesn't mean you even when he's replying to you Good luck in that English class, you're going to need it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:37:42 2013 No.4583441 [DELETED]

>>4583437
Since you seem to be repeating yourself, despite me already proving you wrong, I will repeat myself again.

You is used to address a collective. No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. You are American though, as evident by your lack of reading comprehension. So he was right, and your just a whiny little obese bitch shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:40:42 2013 No.4583446 >>4583441 >No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. The part where he replied to me implies that. >Still implying I'm American >Using your instead of you're Just give up.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:41:42 2013 No.4583449 [DELETED]

>>4583446
Again, since you seem to be an obese retarded American, ill repeat it for you one more time.
You is used to address a collective. No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. You are American though, as evident by your lack of reading comprehension. So he was right, and your just a whiny little obese bitch shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:42:42 2013 No.4583452 >>4583449 >No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. The part where he replied to me implies that. >Still implying I'm American >Using your instead of you're Just give up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:45:42 2013 No.4583456 >>4583452 You is used to address a collective. No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. You are American though, as evident by your lack of reading comprehension. So he was right, and your just a whiny little obese bitch shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:46:42 2013 No.4583458 >>4583456 >No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. The part where he replied to me implies that. >Still implying I'm American >Using your instead of you're Just give up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:48:42 2013 No.4583471 >>4583458 You is used to address a collective. No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. You are American though, as evident by your lack of reading comprehension. So he was right, and your just a whiny little obese bitch shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 01:59:42 2013 No.4583500 >>4583471 >No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. The part where he replied to me implies that. >Still implying I'm American >Using your instead of you're Just give up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:00:42 2013 No.4583503 >>4583500 You is used to address a collective. No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. You are American though, as evident by your lack of reading comprehension. So he was right, and your just a whiny little obese bitch shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:08:42 2013 No.4583514 >>4583296 >lazy white parents >white people buy homebrand chips >white people use leftover oil as sandwich spreads (lolwtf) good to see you got over your inferiority complex

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:09:43 2013 No.4583516 >>4583503 >No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. The part where he replied to me implies that. >Still implying I'm American >Using your instead of you're Just give up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:10:43 2013 No.4583517 >>4583516 You is used to address a collective. No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. You are American though, as evident by your lack of reading comprehension. So he was right, and your just a whiny little obese bitch shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:15:42 2013 No.4583532 >>4583517 >No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. The part where he replied to me implies that. >Still implying I'm American >Using your instead of you're Just give up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:16:42 2013 No.4583536 >>4583532 You is used to address a collective. No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. You are American though, as evident by your lack of reading comprehension. So he was right, and your just a whiny little obese bitch shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:21:42 2013 No.4583550 >>4583536 >No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. The part where he replied to me implies that. >Still implying I'm American >Using your instead of you're Just give up.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:22:42 2013 No.4583554
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this thread turned in to a bunch of children crying over some semantics in sentence structure and who is calling who what..

Ignore the dumbshit hyperactive child above, he does not represent Australia in the slightest.

But the spread is delicious and Americans really can't talk about other nations having disgusting food associated with it. No examples required, I think we could all name a few.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:23:42 2013 No.4583558 >>4583550 You is used to address a collective. No where did he imply or even address you as an invidiual. You are American though, as evident by your lack of reading comprehension. So he was right, and your just a whiny little obese bitch shit cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:24:42 2013 No.4583562 >>4583554 >giving a fuck what some obese fatmericunts think you are not an ambassador for australia. neither is ANYONE ON THE INTERNET stop desperatly trying to suck fatmericunt dick, shit cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:25:43 2013 No.4583565 >>4580238 Or maybe my family were wealthy Greek businessmen who came to Australia to live a better quality of life and take advantage of the new country. Maybe that, you fat American.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:25:43 2013 No.4583566 >>4583558 >>4583550 Really.... why don't you both go back to /b/? I hope the mods ban you both, reported for shitposting

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:26:42 2013 No.4583571 >>4583566 its against the rules to announce your reports.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:26:42 2013 No.4583572 >>4583562 You seem mad, why don't you fuck off back to /b/ where you belong?

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:28:42 2013 No.4583575 [DELETED]

>>4583572
>calls me mad after making a post pleading with people to not think im an ambassador for australia, while crying that im a dumbshit hyperacive child

your the one having a fat cry, kid

now if you will excuse me, i have some pasta to paste in reply to other pasta, cunt

>Or maybe my family were wealthy Greek businessmen
>Greek

fuck off wog cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:28:42 2013 No.4583577 Really craving some vegemite toast right now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:30:42 2013 No.4583587 >>4580238 lolwut my grandparents moved here in the 1950s from Holland

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 02:45:42 2013 No.4583630 File: 54 KB, 479x498, 129120324482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4583587

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:04:42 2013 No.4583664 File: 13 KB, 224x225, knag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not eating fermented beer sludge for breakfast

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:19:43 2013 No.4583687
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>>4580106
Perhaps it doesn't taste so bad to young children, hence a nation brought up with the stuff would be able to enjoy it. Amerifats need to move out of their comfort zone by not using something in excess; spread it thin and in patches with butter.
If you don't like it, stop complaining. Since when was it common practice for adults to complain about specific foods being 'disgusting'? Typical spoiled teenaged Amerifats.
Also Australians should stop flaunting their nationality like anybody gives a fuck.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:29:43 2013 No.4583698
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>>4580222
>>4580488
>>4580499
>>4580588
>>4580600
>>4580611
>>4580766
>>4580933
>>4581066
>>4581122
>>4581588
>>4583344
>>4583388
>>4583399
>>4583422
>>4583433
>>4583500
>>4583577
IMPRESSIVE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:36:43 2013 No.4583706 >>4583698 11.765% of posts (18) are dubs With 153 replies there was a 57% chance that dubs would have an abundance of over 10% with a 7.7% chance that 18 replies would be dubs. Impressive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:37:43 2013 No.4583707 File: 6 KB, 130x179, 1330277624889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4583698 The EIU, that's cute. Great resource about everyone's neighborhood

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:41:44 2013 No.4583713 >>4583374 Are all Australians as unpleasant as this guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:45:43 2013 No.4583716 >>4583713 As a very fit American, I find it sad that he feels so strongly about things he has no comprehension of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:46:43 2013 No.4583718 File: 17 KB, 600x463, Anglosphere_2007_overweight_rate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4583562 From the Wikipedia article "Obesity in Australia"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:53:43 2013 No.4583732 >>4583713 only if all fatmericunt shit cunts are dumb, obese, retarded, fat. ignorant, overweight dumb cunt shit cunts like yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:54:43 2013 No.4583734 >>4583718 >implying overweight means obese most of the western world is "overweight" but having a bit of mass isnt the same as being an obese shit cunt like 100% of fatmericunt shit cunts are

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:55:43 2013 No.4583735 >>4583698 >auckland >10th most livable city hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 03:58:44 2013 No.4583738 File: 46 KB, 776x602, 1326685161073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4583734

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:14:44 2013 No.4583768 >>4583732 So... no. Well I'm glad the unpleasantness is restricted to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:49:43 2013 No.4583844 >>4583768 dont you mean yes, you obese ignorant retard? so pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:52:43 2013 No.4583849 File: 426 KB, 800x608, photopw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4583707 Claims like that require intelligence and citation, not sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 04:56:44 2013 No.4583855 File: 214 KB, 460x275, 1370421246339.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We can conclude that each population contains a fuckton of shit people. The sheer number of shit people is represented in this thread by the sheer number of shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:09:43 2013 No.4583881 im from australia vegemite tastes like shit get nutella instead

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:46:43 2013 No.4583927
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>live in Straya
>have to make Straya themed food in catering class
>decide to make cheese and vegemite flavoured pancakes
>accidentally grab bonox instead
>think "hey that's weird they watered down their vegemite"
>pancakes are the most revolting things under the sun
>cause teacher to throw up in her mouth and yell at me
>manage to pass the class anyway because I know what "braise" means

Bonox. Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:48:44 2013 No.4583931 >>4583927 M8 I'm sure if you used actual Vegemite they still would've tasted shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 05:52:44 2013 No.4583934 >>4583931 I tried them with actual vegemite at home. They were alright, but they would have been better as savoury crepes.

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:30:20 2013 No.4583973
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>dat delicious savory saltiness

im not surprised the clapistanis dont like it. it isnt loaded with sugar or HFCS. they make cheeseburgers with donuts as buns, what makes anyone think they would have the palate to enjoy vegemite?

>toast
>no butter
>nice coating of vegemite
>lick the butter knife clean.

master race.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:36:43 2013 No.4583978 >>4583973 >no butter How can you handle the worlds driest mouth?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 06:43:44 2013 No.4583985 >>4583978 i dunno. i guess im just not a faggot?

>>	astroboy !!8NbQjvUE+V5 Sun Jun 23 07:03:43 2013 No.4583999 >>4580106 light spread camouflage pattern on toast with a little butter

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 07:44:44 2013 No.4584046

>>4583844
No, I mean "no", as in, "you are incorrect". You see, your observation was that everyone in Australia was as unpleasant as you -if- all <blah blah I hate Americans rant>. Since your profane tirade is not true, then by your own conditional statement, it must be equally untrue that everyone in Australia is as unpleasant as you.

For someone pointing out the flaws of others, you seem awfully prone to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:06:43 2013 No.4584060 >>4584046 You're nearly three hours late. I doubt his attention span is that long. Also, I think I recognise his distinctive style of shitposting from /k/, making anything you say absolutely pointless. - love, a less retarded ausfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 08:54:43 2013 No.4584108 >>4584060 <3

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 09:29:43 2013 No.4584124 You're probably using too much. You're only supposed to use a tiny bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:07:43 2013 No.4584162 >>4580106 Its a marmite thing. You either love it or hate it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:08:43 2013 No.4584165 >>4584046 confirmed for fucking obese shit cunt fat cunt, have fun being a retarded fat cunt, shit cunt >>4584060 im still here shit cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:15:43 2013 No.4584173 >>4584165 >shit cunt fat cunt >retarded fat cunt >shit cunt I see you haven't calmed down yet...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:49:43 2013 No.4584211 >>4584173 only shit cunts get upset when called a shit cunt, shit cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 10:55:44 2013 No.4584225 File: 64 KB, 500x408, 1314855151605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4584211 You're trying too hard.

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