How to make your shit food taste better, chapter 2: fried egg sandwiches

[Anonymous No.4573120]

Hello fellow co/ck/s, today I'd like to share with you my fried egg sandwich. Here's what you'll need to cook it:

>two slices of cheese
>one egg
>two slices of bread
>mustard
>ketchup
>butter
>olive oil

[Anonymous No.4573131]

Thankfully, all the rest of my photos are landscape.

First, I'm going to assume you've got a gas stove and show you how much flame you need. If you're on electric, 3-4 will be perfect. You'll want to turn the heat down a tad when you put the bread on.

[Anonymous No.4573138]

Add a little chunk of butter and a splash of olive oil. Let it melt in the pan and swill it around to cover the entire surface.

[Anonymous No.4573143]

Crack your egg into the pan and break the yolk with your spatula. Spread it a tiny bit so that it isn't concentrated in one place. If you're lucky, you'll break the yolk when you drop it in the pan.

[Anonymous No.4573142]

some guy makes raviolli from scratch and you're going to show us how to fry bread?

brilliant

[Anonymous No.4573147]

Do you expect anyone older than 8 to be impressed or even satisfied with a fried egg sandwich? Are you fucking serious? Welcome to the real world, shit head. Your food is bad and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.4573150]

Salt and/or pepper the egg to taste and flip it right when the edges of the white start bubbling.

[Anonymous No.4573152]

Make sure you slip that spatula under there fast or you're liable to break your egg in two like I did. Don't worry, since you're making a sandwich, it doesn't matter too much that it is in two pieces.

[Anonymous No.4573153]

>two slices of cheese
what the fuck do you need two when your sandwich will just be one egg?

>mustard
....

>ketchup
....

>butter
ok..

>olive oil
WHY when you used butter?

2/10

[Anonymous No.4573157]

>>4573143
Shit motherfucker you just put me over the due with that one. Break the fucking yolk? On a fried egg? You're lucky I don't take the fucking egg and shove it up your ass with the handle of that piece of shit Teflon pan. You're worthless in everyday possible and you're existence in itself is an insult to food and the culinary arts. Don't you ever fucking dare to post on this board again. No, forget that. Cancel your Internet subscription, drop your laptop off the nearest bridge ( hopefully in a bag of bricks tied to your feet)

[Anonymous No.4573159]

Once your egg is cooked through, flip it one more time and give the first side a second scorch before setting your finished egg aside on a plate.

Next, splash a bit more oil in the pan and toss in a larger chunk of butter. Knock the heat down a notch and move the butter around in the oil until you have e bubbling mass all in your pan.

[Anonymous No.4573162]

>>4573159

what the fuck are you doing?

stop posting

[Anonymous No.4573163]

>>4573147
Eat shit, polesmoker. Let him post his fucking sandwich. I swear to god you queers are thick as thieves tonight.

[Anonymous No.4573164]

>>4573153
>WHY when you used butter?
I use less better when I use olive oil and I like the flavor mixture of the two.

Toss in a slice of bread and let it soak up the oil.

[Anonymous No.4573167]

>>4573157
You had me so got damn worked up I lost my train of thought you shit eating, egg yolk breaking, bread frying sorry excuse for a human being. This isn't play date at Samantha's house. This is a food and cooking board. Emphasis on the cooking and until you learn how to, I don't want to see you're disgraceful farce of a meal ever show up on /ck/, on the Internet, or worse, on somebody's plate.

[Anonymous No.4573174]

>>4573163
/ck/ is not your fucking blog

[Anonymous No.4573175]

>>4573157
>teflon
It's not teflon, something else, don't know what. My mother is too scared of teflon to have it in the house.

You shouldn't need to move the first slice around much, pull it out of the pan and wipe the second around to collect the rest of the oil.

[Anonymous No.4573178]

>>4573164

>soak up the oil

This is absolutely disgusting.

Leave and never return.

[Anonymous No.4573179]

>>4573167
Bruh, no one is buying it.

0/10

[Anonymous No.4573188]

Now that the outsides of your sandwich have the oil and butter soaked into it, lets toss down some mustard and ketchup.

When I was a kid, I used to make grilled cheeses with mustard, and the mustard would get cooked with the melty cheese. It was my favorite. Today, I still do it, but with an added twist: ketchup. Heinz recently released a "Simply Heinz" made with real sugar. I haven't had ketchup in years because I avoid High Fructose Corn Syrup, but now with this ketchup, I've been eating it again, and I like to mix it with my mustard.

[Anonymous No.4573197]

>>4573188
STOP THIS

[Anonymous No.4573198]

>>4573188
You sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.4573200]

Now I mix it sometimes in an old mustard bottle, but when I've got a new mustard, I mix it on the bread. Using a finger, give it a swirl until the entire surface is coated with a mustard and ketchup mixture.

>>4573167
>meal

It's not a meal, bro, it's just a sandwich. Don't you know what a meal is?

[Anonymous No.4573201]

>ITT: a bunch of sperm-inhaling toolbags get assmad because the OP is posting an egg sandwich

Shouldn't you faggot neckbeards be busy masturbating to anime or something?

[Anonymous No.4573202]

Lay down a slice of cheese.

[Anonymous No.4573204]

Lay down your fried egg with the broken, cooked yolk.

[Anonymous No.4573207]

>>4573201
>not recognizing an obvious troll

[Anonymous No.4573210]

>>4573207
>implying he's not more entertaining than half of /ck/ right now

[Anonymous No.4573213]

Add another slice of cheese and top with your other slice of bread. I also coat each piece with the mustard/ketchup mixture.

[Anonymous No.4573219]

I'll bet you didn't even bake that bread yourself.

[Anonymous No.4573222]

Now I turn the heat down for this stage so as to not burn my bread. Too much heat means far to crispy bread and not enough melty cheese. A low heat will melt the cheese, rewarm the egg, and still slowly fry the bread. Your fried bread should have a nice golden brown consistency. If you had used more butter, it would be more golden, whereas the oil gives it a more bland brown fry to it.

[Anonymous No.4573231]

>>4573219
Aunt Millie's Healthy Goodness Potato Bread.

Flip your sandwich as many times as you need to, but I only had to flip mine once. When I felt the cheese had melted enough, I kicked the heat back up a notch and paid attention to how long it was cooking for.

Congratulations, you've just made a fried egg sandwich!

Now for substitutions, I see a few anon's here thought the ketchup/mustard to be disgusting. You can also use things like sweet chili sauce, sriracha, or any hot sauces, or for a real treat, some mayo. You can also use real cheese if you want, or toss a burger patty on there as well. If you do that, I would suggest not breaking your yolk and making a runny egg sandwich, however if that is the case, cook the egg last and lay the sandwich out on your plate open faced.

[Anonymous No.4573279]

>>4573219
How about I throw a bun in your oven, you little bitch? I swear to god if I knew where you lived, I'd track you down and fuck you in the ass until you shat a loaf of sourdough, you fucking faggot ass, boy-loving little penis masseuse

[Anonymous No.4573288]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.4573286]

>>4573279
Sounds like someone doesn't know how to bake.

[Anonymous No.4573308]

>>4573288
OOH! Big statement you made! You so big and controversial!

Seriously... fucking kill yourself you sack of worthless shit. Everyone hates you and they are waiting for the day that you die.

Do them all a favor. Lets see it now.

[Anonymous No.4573348]

>>4573147
Everyday food for everyday joes that don't always have time for an extravagant meal.

[Anonymous No.4573350]

>Thought it might be amusing to watch a step-by-step process of making a fried egg
>OP still manages to fuck it up
>MFW

[Anonymous No.4573368]

>this entire thread

[Anonymous No.4573371]

>>4573188
Oh Jesus no.

[Anonymous No.4573386]

>>4573120
Get that ketchup back in the fridge!

[Anonymous No.4573387]

>>4573350
OP here, it was tasty as fuck.

[Anonymous No.4573422]

>>4573288
she is so fucking ugly

[Anonymous No.4573482]

>>4573422
Assdamaged femanon detected.

Listen, bitch. Climb down off that rag you're on. Just because you swallow two quarts of sperm every night to make yourself feel better about weighing 250lbs doesn't mean you should harbor feelings of resentment for women who understand how to manage their weight.

Christ, I can picture it now. You bought a treadmill with the best of intentions. But instead of using it to lose weight, you set it up next to your kitchen so your 12 children can bake you cupcakes all day and plop them onto the belt which now serves as a conveyor. From the oven, to your computer desk. And then to your fat fucking mouth. The next evolution will be to streamline the design, and make it so that your child labor cake factory just dumps pure lard directly into your yawning maw, like virgin sacrifices being thrown into a fucking volcano.

[Anonymous No.4573489]

>>4573482

I'm a dude and I agree with >>4573422

It's not about her not being a ham planet. It's about her horrible skin and fucked up face and hair and dirtbag tattoo. She literally looks like she would give you AIDS.

[Anonymous No.4573505]

do your farts smell as bad as i imagine after eating this?

[Anonymous No.4573507]

>>4573482
where the fuck did that come from.

i find her hideously disgusting. sorry. her face. my god. a buddy showed me a music video. hey its awesome blahblah. turns it on. "wha?" look at him. "dude. she's fucking ugly." i know man "like hideous. you....like her....??" no answer

>>4573489
what he said. AIDS

[Anonymous No.4573527]

>>4573505
Not at all, it's just a grilled cheese with egg and some condiments. On the contrary, it digests quite nicely.

[Anonymous No.4573558]

>>4573201

Holy shit, this. I'm laughing my ass off at these sperglords raging at the OP.

Now I really want an egg sandwich. I'll skip the ketchup, though.

[Anonymous No.4573587]

>>4573489
mmmm i'd rubber up n fuck her in halllf. i've got a horrible white trash blind spot for skinny blondes.

i bet she'd know how to cook one of these abomination things. and i'd be hungry enough to eat it right off her flat little stomach after a few rolls in the hay.

[spiderman !!uyU3f7IBfvy No.4573807]

>>4573368

[Anonymous No.4573834]

>Hating on Yolandi

You bitches are not zef.

[Anonymous No.4573848]

You guys don't think Yolanda is a total qt? What horrible tastes.

[Anonymous No.4573850]

>>4573848
Yolandi*

[Anonymous No.4573919]

>>4573210
tru

bump for intrest

[Anonymous No.4573930]

>>4573848
Unf. I would apart her heid so bad.

[Anonymous No.4573931]

>>4573848
Nah... I couldn't choke her in a restaurant

[Anonymous No.4573934]

Thank you for the recipe, anon!

[Anonymous No.4573975]

>>4573848
>>4573834
>>4573505
>>4573368
>>4573286
>>4573197

[Anonymous No.4574022]

how can you fit so much mad in one simple thread about making a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.4574043]

I missed chapter 1, what was it?

[Anonymous No.4574166]

>>4574043
>>4572282

[Anonymous No.4574189]

wow so impress

Will you teach us to pour cereal next?

[Anonymous No.4574324]

>>4573934
You are quite welcome, thanks for the gif!