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Do you tip a drone?

>> No.4536546

>>4536544
Oh my sweet holy Jesus.

>> No.4536552

if it looks like that everytime yes

>> No.4536556

>See drone
>shoot down drone
>Free pizza

>> No.4536557

Tape a magnet to its CPU.

>> No.4536561

>>4536544
it's the domicopter

>> No.4536563

Apparently the US military drones hit 500 civilians for every target, I'm not wasting my money on pizza I won't get.
Although, now that they can deliver pizzas, Americans may be even more eager to perfect drones than they were when they could just kill foreigners with them.

>> No.4536570

>>4536563
you forget, the military drones are publicly owned. Private drones will obviously be better.

>> No.4536572

>>4536556
>another drone is sent to kill you
Do you even into dystopic fiction?

>> No.4536573

>>4536563
Sir, you can't seem to do math properly. If US military drones hit 500 civilians for every target, that means delivery drones will deliver pizza to 501 civilians, or 500 civilians plus one customer.

It's like pizza for everyone!

>> No.4536581

>>4536573
>that post
>"Sir"

Plz, whoever wrote butthurt anon's post is either a woman or a faggy euro, neither of which should be referred to as "Sir."

>> No.4536589

>>4536570
I can't see how this could go wrong.

>> No.4536598

>>4536544
Only if it's armed.
>Thanks Obama

>> No.4536605
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4536605

>dominoes
>in charge of advancing technology toward a dystopic future, one step at a time

>> No.4536607

>>4536605
I'd buy pizza every day from her

>> No.4536603

>>4536573
best reply

>> No.4536610

>>4536607
maybe in less than a decade, they'll turn the drones into giant hatsune miku holograms

>> No.4536615

ITS A SET UP

THERES A MISSILE IN THAT PIZZABOX!

THAT PIZZA DELIVARY BOY IS A SPY

>> No.4536616

I had some dominoes yesterday, I had forgotten they put those spices on the crust, very nice, but I still like papa johns cheese better, and the garlic butter sauce at dominoes is pig disgusting

>> No.4536617

>>4536610
>tfw being killed by a kawaii drone
japan is already halfway there with the SDF itasha helicopters

>> No.4536623

>>4536610

why can't i hold all these lulz

>> No.4536625

>>4536616
I don't care for the faux parmesan msg powder on the crust. PJ 4 lyfe

>> No.4536630
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4536630

Can you fucking imagine what the sky is going to look like in 20-30 after UPS, FEDEX, Amazon, and the post office get wind of this shit and drone technology advances? Its going to be a swarm. THEY WILL BLOCK OUT THE FUCKING SUN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQzuL60V9ngt=28

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4536635

OP here, more hilarity.

>> No.4536659

>>4536635
OP here again, hate to repost so soon but I only just noticed.

>dominos.co.uk

My god this isn't even in America, look at the cars too

>> No.4536668

This is probably just a viral marketing stunt, but it would be cool if they could deliver pizza to those of us who live innawoods

>> No.4536672

>>4536630
I don't think that will ever happen. We won't be traveling by space cars like the Jetsons, or even delivering things on a smaller scale than what we do now. You can't just let people fly wherever they want. Aircraft have to have set routes they follow in order to not conflict, just like how cars use roads. This would be impossible to manage if 'everything' started using drones and such.

>> No.4536674

>>4536572
>"an" other
Do you?

>> No.4536675

>>4536625

>believing that

pleb

>> No.4536690

>>4536630
>THEY WILL BLOCK OUT THE FUCKING SUN
FUCKING FINALLY!!

Seriously, fuck that goddamn nuclear reaction in the sky. Fucking searing retinas and causing cancer and heatstroke and fuck that fucking fucker.

>tfw bad sunburn after a half hour in the sun...

>> No.4536695

>>4536690

Are you like me and need SPF Irish suncream?

>> No.4536701

>>4536616
>implying the garlic butter at PJ is better
absolutelydisgusting.avi

>> No.4536709

>>4536690
>>4536695
I once got heatstroke in Blackpool. Being Scottish and pale sucks, I'm not even ginger so I don't complete the stereotype.

>> No.4536710

>>4536701
You didn't shake it first, did you?

>> No.4536717
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>> No.4536721

>>4536717
>predator
hhhehehe

>> No.4536726

>>4536610

>tfw tube-mail to your house becomes the norm
>food can be delivered from local restaurants in minutes
>everywhere delivers
>order online so fewer mistakes

mmm

>> No.4536730

>>4536635

That doesn't look very secure. And how does it deliver? Like... does it hover and you duck and remove pizza before it slices your head off?

>> No.4536734

>>4536674
Yeah, you're going to have to school me on this one.

>> No.4536738

>>4536730
Maybe they have cameras on it? Then again they would have to then pay people to look at the cameras all day. and actually be able too see what money is given.

Sounds like a hassle really.

>> No.4536742

>>4536726
>sell things on ebay for a living
>never need to leave the house
>live like a king

>> No.4536743

>>4536738

That wouldn't accept cash. You'd have to phone an order or go online and pay before the drone is sent, obviously.

>> No.4536744

>>4536738
>what money is given
Do you even delivery?

I haven't paid with cash in over a decade.

>> No.4536782

>>4536742

You'd need to order more packing supplies...


THROUGH YOUR TUBE MAIL!

>neckbeards everywhere rejoice

No lie though the only downside is losing all those delivery jobs and cashier jobs and eventually food prep at fastfood joints since robutts can probably manage that too.

but the tube-making industry will be booming.

>> No.4536786

>>4536734
The drone legion is unleashed to dispatch of the unruly citizen who
1)Went out of line, and
2)Still owns a weapon

>> No.4536800

>>4536734
What >>4536786 said. Legions, man.

>be prepared

>> No.4536874

drone delivery is never going to work...
to many little cocks thinking it would be funny / cool / -insert adjective here-....or the homeless shooting them down for free pizza

>> No.4536885

>>4536874
What would the homeless have to shoot down with?

>> No.4536890

>>4536885

rocks

>> No.4536891

>>4536782
>No lie though the only downside is losing all those delivery jobs and cashier jobs and eventually food prep at fastfood joints since robutts can probably manage that too.

UCLA grads are on suicide watch

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>>4536544
>order online
>delivery by drone
>no human contact
Finally I will be able to order without shame

>> No.4536896

>>4536885
rocks and a slingshot you fucking moron..just because they dont have a house does not mean they don't have any money....hell they could make a bow and arrow with string tied to it ..bring it right to them..

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4536931

>>4536896

>thinks throwing a rock at a drone will take it down

made me think of this

>> No.4536940

>>4536931
You don't have to shoot the drone down, just knock the pie loose.

>> No.4536950

>>4536940

For all you know, the next drone model will have a built-in heating tray to keep it warm.

What are you going to do? try to catch individual slices as they fall out of the sky? Why not brandish an extendable pool net and try to catch them?

>> No.4537055

As a Pizzeria owner the thought of this is horrifying.
If big chains start doing shit like this, people will order from them exclusively just for the novelty of having a robot fly to their door and deliver their pizza.

I'm pretty sure I can't afford one and I'll be run out of business...

>> No.4537056
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4537056

>>>/k/16597590

>> No.4537060

>>4537055

Good. Monopolies are peace. Small businesses are slavery. Corporations are strength.

>> No.4537069

>>4537060
B-but how will I feed my children?

>> No.4537071

>>4537069
>"your" children
Right...

>> No.4537092

>>4537055
Don't worry, drones like this are currently illegal for use as commercial delivery vehicles.

You're safe for the foreseeable future. By the time regulators finally legalize this stuff, drones will be cheap enough for you to buy one too.

>> No.4537161

>>4537069
All that extra pizza you haven't sold!

>> No.4537176

>>4536544
>That will be 23 fifty plus Robo-tip.
Do they seriously expect me to carry around Robo-money now?

Answer me /ck/, would you be willing to carry around robo-dollars and robo-nickels just to pay your drone delivery man? This is so stupid.

>> No.4537183

>>4536544

I'd better, or it will probably gun me, my wife and 2 kids down while reducing my white picket fence mcmansion to splinters, and bring the pizzas back to dominos to be immediately thrown in the trash.

>> No.4537197

>>4536544
>Do you tip a drone?
Come on OP, don't refer to the waiters as "drones".

>> No.4537206

>>4537176
Nah, they'll just ask for your credit card.

>> No.4537256

>>4537206
You mean your.... robo-credit card?

>> No.4537262

Will these drones bang my girlfriend like the existing pizza deliverymen do?

>> No.4537272

>>4537197
Especially since if we're using bee terminology, they're mostly queens, anyway. Drones indeed.

>> No.4537297

>>4536659
Well of COURSE it's not the USA. Commercial use of drones in the U.S. is PROHIBITED BY LAW.

Not. Even. Joking.

The FAA is supposed to issue guidelines in 2015. Until then it's a criminal offense to deliver pizza via UAV.

>> No.4537303

>>4537176
Bitcoin, mother*@&#$er, DO YOU HAS IT?

>> No.4537320

>>4537303
Drones would require robo-bitcoin, not regular bitcoin.

>> No.4537334

>>4536557
A magnet wouldn't affect a CPU unless it was insanely strong. I also doubt a drone would use a HDD either.

>> No.4537728

>>4537056
The day /ck/ and /k/ became one
So beautiful

>> No.4537744

This looks fun, but come on: they'd get cold.

But let's phase out ice cream trucks and start the world on musical, predatory ICE CREAM DRONES.

>> No.4537787

With a payload.

>> No.4538048

>>4537744

drones patrolling the street playing Greensleeves that hand out icecream when I wave my credit card into the sky?

Yes please.

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>>4537161

>> No.4538851

>>4536630
>/k/ starts shooting them down
>They get fitted with cameras and self-defense weapons

MAXIMUM DYSTOPIA

>> No.4538857

>>4536726
>>4536742
>>4536782
>being able to live out my NEET dreams
oh god make it happen

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>>4536950

>mfw imagining a homeless dude biking down the street after a pizza drone trying to catch it with an old stolen pool net

>> No.4539007

Now all we need are drones servers in restaurants to make the World almost a paradise.

>> No.4539073

You would tip it by letting it charge off your mains for a minute.

>>4536563
>>4536570
>>4536589
Anyone can build one of these for like $200. It's really easy. You don't even need to program it, there's open source software you can use. They can't stay in the air for long, though.

>>>/diy/

>> No.4539109

>>4536743
>That wouldn't accept cash.
It could have one of those coin counters onboard and it doesn't fly away until you put enough money in.

>> No.4539155

>>4536743
>>4536738
Cryptocurrency would work well in this scenario, I think.

>> No.4539270

>>4536544
Can someone shoop this into the WTC pic please.

>> No.4539668

> Be pharmacist
Get fired because a robot makes perfect medicines 99.99% of the time ( and saves millions)
> Become factory worker instead
Lose that job to cause the machines work faster and cheaper
> Become pizza delivery gut because: when I have no bread my principles are dead.
>mfw I see that drone

>> No.4539693

how will the prono industry survive without the standard plot of lonely pizza boy gets lucky when naked milf answers the door & invites him for an 'extra tip'

>> No.4539704

>>4539693
Well there's always the pool boy

>> No.4539712

>>4539704
You know those little robots that vacuum and sweep floors?

Yeah, they actually have similar devices for pools.

>> No.4539716

>>4539712
That can only mean one thing

ROBOT PORN

>> No.4539909

>>4536738
Flying is always faster than driving, plus the corporations will need less physical chains and be able to cover a MUCH wider area.

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>>4536738

Yeah machines that dispense food would never work. How would the machine even know what money you put into it? lol stupid idea amirite?

>> No.4539963

>>4536738
I assume you can only pay online, with a credit card or something.

>> No.4539969

>>4536544
No, it might crash. Leave it upright.

>> No.4540219

>>4539963

Seeing as you can already pay online at a lot of pizza chains, it might work.

You order online, pay with your credit card, give it your exact street address and wait for the pizza drone to arrive, like ordering package.

>> No.4540509

>>4536931
> thinks drones that fly at low altitude are magic and will be able to adapt to shit like a broken rotor.

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4540888

>>4540509
"Bzz bzz Bzz"
"Why yes I did order the extra-large sausage.. my what strong rotors you have"
"Bzzz bzzz whrrr"

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4540975

>2035
>200 neoshekel/mo. subscription to Monsanto
>company sends your meal data to your 3D printer
>3D printed chicken fry
>sharing it with others causes it to dissolve into a caustic paste that scalds the mouth of anyone that isn't the Monsanto registered food consumer
>if your 3D printer goes offline you will starve until you get an internet connection back


The future is coming.

>> No.4541279

>>4540975
>neoshekel
Dammit, ya got me.

>> No.4541298

>>4536630
>after UPS, FedEx, Amazon, & the post office
First off, if there's any money to be made, chances are the PO is going to monopolize it through FAA regulations. Secondly, there's no way FedEx (my employer) would ever end up using this technology. There's not enough efficiency to make it worth it.

>> No.4541329

>>4536605
>you
>in charge of knowing how that joke works.

>> No.4541334

whatever happened to that dominos live thing? I checked a few nights ago and it wasn't going anymore.

>> No.4541338

>>4536893
>guy monitoring video footage to make sure everything is running fine

>> No.4541540

>>4536544
>testifying against anything on capitol hill

<3

>> No.4541559

>>4536544

That would be great.

Robot cooks food: http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/meet-the-robot-that-makes-360-gourmet-burgers-per-hour..

Robot delivers food.

The kind of world I would like to live in.