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I work around a lot of people, and I want something that can give me the worst gas imaginable. Like the type that makes people start gagging instantly and the smell hands around for hours. money is no issue.

>> No.4515860

Boiled cabbage and sprouts, carrots, gravy poached eggs, creamy mashed potato and a drink of Guinness. Eat fast in order to swallow air.

>> No.4515866

Beans for fuel. They won't be particularly rank, but they'll give you continual fuel supply. Refried beans or baked beans sometime lend to the aroma.

Cauliflower and eggs. Honestly, just spicy shit fast food in general gives me the worst fart smells, but it's never something specific. Chili dogs can do a number.

Farts smell the worst just before you take a giant dump. So eat a huge meal that will guarantee you a monster shit the next day, and then make sure everything you eat after that is fart power food.

>> No.4515910

bump for interest

>> No.4515918

>>4515818
Drink Whey Protein shakes for a week
I mean seriously no one /fit/ here? Protein poots are the worst.
Also MRE's, good god the smell.

>> No.4515920

We had a White Castle Eating Contest at work fr charity.

The gas I had days after was rancid. You know how their onions smell? Imagine if they were all rotten.

>> No.4515945

Protein shakes mate. Just go and ask /fit/ about protein farts, they'll tell you all you need to know.

>> No.4515952

>>4515920

By popular vote, I am no longer allowed to eat at Krystal Burger.
I had the worst smelling farts they had ever smelled.

>> No.4515953

boiled cabbage, deviled hard boiled eggs and cheap beer.

>> No.4515961

I just eat a lot of soup with onions, cabbage, and garlic. My ass is terrible but I'm alone so it's okay.

>> No.4516011

>tfw this board is mostly women
>tfw thinking about women farting

>>4515945

I eat about 200g a day and I've never had this problem

I think most of them are lactose intolerant

>> No.4516034

>>4515818
Crab legs, broccoli and three bean salad. My gas made people nauseous and their eyes water.

Eating this combination also works well if you're planning to give someone an upper decker.

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For the drinkers:

Seagrams 7&7's. No joke. And if you want to foul up the restroom the next day, drink a 12-pack of Natural Ice beer the previous day - anything that comes out of your body will smell like sewage.

>> No.4516335

Asparagus piss smells horrible.

>> No.4516338

eat a ton of kimchi
oh god they're so foul
it's a joke when people get married in Korea having to deal with kimchi farts

>> No.4516339

I get bad farts from cauliflowers for some reason. I'm ok after eating broccoli and cabbage but cauliflowers man, worst farts ever.

To make them smell bad eat red meat. Eat it as rare as you can possibly stomach.

>> No.4516392

Once me and a group of friends went on a road trip. One of my comrades made a point to eat nothing but BBQ meats and drink nothing but alcohol for the trip. Beer was for hydration. He let forth the worst farts I've ever experienced. The windows were down the whole way home. We were at a gas station and rolled up the windows before we went in. When we got back in I forgot to roll down the windows and he farted. It was so bad I actually had to get out of the car and vomit. I vomited from somebodies rank-ass fart.

tldr: eat nothing but bbq meat and drink nothing but hard liquor and beer for a few days.

>> No.4516597

Corned beef sandwich with onions and horseradish sauce. Eat with a side of raisins. Knock back a couple of cheap Blatz beers. The gas you'll have 12 hours later is goddamn otherworldly.

>> No.4516618

My disgusting combination would have to be a night of beer, followed by two tall glasses of whole milk. If you don't manage to shit yourself, the farts will be putrid and plentiful.

>> No.4516634

The worst farts I ever had were from eating a whole large pack of dried apricots treated with sulfur for preservation.

>> No.4516675

Have white castles with extra onions! Have milkshake then beer!
Think about your body n what doesn't agree with u tummy.

>> No.4516685

One time I ate and entire can of French's Fried onions, they kind you put on green bean casserole. Anyways, I was farting non-stop for hours and they smelled like concentrated thanksgiving leftovers covered in pig shit.

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>>4515818
Eggs make the worst smelling farts.

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>this entire thread

>> No.4516729

Limburger cheese

>> No.4516765

I'd say do any of this to help gas creation but eat a few teaspoons of powdered sulfur a few times a day to get some truly hell spawned stink

>> No.4516771

beans for fuel
pork rinds in salsa verde
eggs and ham