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4404135 No.4404135 [Reply] [Original]

Does it torture you at night, /ck/ knowing you're not Süddeutscher?

>> No.4404141
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4404141

Your Oma will never make you Zwielbelkuchen, /ck/.

>> No.4404148

>>4404135
I love those white sausages with sweet mustard. My dad says I should peel them and don´t eat the skin, but I do it anyways.

>> No.4404150

>>4404148
Bite the ends off of the ends and suck it out. You don't eat the skin.

>> No.4404149
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4404149

You will never lay down in a field in Franken, drinking sweet wines you just bought from the Winery as you cuddle your redheaded lover in your arms.

>> No.4404155

>>4404149
thanks for giving me the feels asshole

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>>4404135

>> No.4404189

>>4404149
>readhead
I don't date subhumans with shitty genes.

>> No.4404199

>>4404189
>redheads
>subhumans
>shitty genes

Haha, oh wow, it's like you don't even know how redheads are better suited for Northern climates.

>> No.4404203

>>4404199
Germany != Northern climate

>> No.4404208

>>4404203
Haha, yes, the winter weather in Alpine and Northern Germany is quite unlike the Mediterranean climates south of the Alps. With less exposure to the sun the need to produce more vitamin D is necessary which is why white skin, red hair, blond hair exist due to pigmentation. lrn2evolutionary biology.

>> No.4404216

>>4404208
A balanced diet gives you more than enough Vitamin D.

>> No.4404223

>>4404216
r-e-t-a-r-d

>> No.4404225

So I'll just make my own German food besides The sausages are not that complex.

>> No.4404227

>>4404223
What a convincing argument.

>> No.4404247
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>>4404227
I will admit as a red head my fellow red heads scare me.
But it's ok, we will be extinct eventually says "science".

>> No.4404297

>>4404135
>>4404141
>>4404149
But... I experienced all of this.

>> No.4404365

>>4404216
Balanced diets are a modern availability. Prior to things like refrigeration, modern agriculture, etc. it was much more difficult to maintain a healthy diet year round.

>> No.4404367

>>4404247
I'm sorry, but as long as female redheads are so incredibly beautiful you're not going anywhere.

>> No.4404427

>>4404135
No, because I am one.

>> No.4404457

>>4404367
I defy you to find a picture of a natural redheaded woman who is, in fact, beautiful.

>> No.4404465

>>4404365
Yeah well luckily you don't live in the stone age anymore.

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>>4404457

>> No.4404579

>>4404568
10/10 body
3/10 face

>> No.4404583

>>4404568

She's attractive despite the skin condition and the fucked up hair.

It's like when you see a picture of a hot abbo. They don't exist in nature so it's noteworthy when one crops up on the intarwebs.

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>>4404579
>>4404583

>> No.4404602

>>4404579
>>4404583
neckbeard/10 wnb

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>>4404598
Those niggers are quite gay. That girl is gorgeous.

Do they not know that redheads are fucking freaks in the sack?

>> No.4404612

>>4404598
>>4404602
Eyes are very, very widely spaced, bulbous forehead tapering to an incredibly weak chin, etc.

>> No.4404615
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4404615

>>4404135

Must be hard knowing you're almost but not quite Austrian, right OP?

>> No.4404619

>>4404609
>Do they not know that redheads are fucking freaks in the sack?
What kind of perma-virgin says these things?

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>>4404612

>> No.4404627
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>>4404612
>I don't leave my mother's basement

>> No.4404628

>>4404612
What are you even talking about.
How aspie are you?

>> No.4404630

ITT: Irish butthurt

We all love the smell of our own shit, but come on people. And I use that term loosely.

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>>4404619
Any man who enjoys the company of women should know that. Your father should have told you that.

>> No.4404933

>impliziert ich w?re nicht s?ddeutscher

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>>4404630
>implying you need to be Irish to have red hair.
It's found in numerous Northern European, Germanic, and Nordic peoples.

I'm Franconian and I have brown hair and a red beard. Members of my family have brown, blond, and red hair.

>> No.4405600

>>4404619

I haven't fucked a single redhead that didn't like freaky shit.

>> No.4405656
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>>4405599
I'm from Italy and have brown hair with a red beard and red pubes. My brother is a hairy ginger, though.

Red hair happens in several populations, not just northern Europeans. There's that weird shade of red hair that some Indo-Aryan people have and there're red-headed Tungus/Mongols, too.

>> No.4405658

>>4405656
If you're north of Rome, I might have an explanation for you... Being that Germanic peoples basically colonized most of northern Italy.

>> No.4407486

>>4404225
>The sausages are not that complex.
Posting this in a thread with Weisswurst as the first pic.

>> No.4407495

Hey OP, Iren hier. Ich fahre nächste Monat nach Sud-Baden. Gibt es dort gute Essen? Und wie ist der lokale Dialekt?

>> No.4407500

>>4404615
>Österreich
>Nicht Deutsch
Lustig, lustig. Ich liebe Österreich, besonders Wien, aber es ist so Deutsch wie Köln

>> No.4407572

>>4405658
Nope. I'm from a Greek-speaking minority in southern Italy. My grandmother was from northeastern Italy, though. She would be super old, were she still alive, and back when she was born, that part of Italy was part of Austria.
My dad's fam is half Lebanese though and my nan was blonde and exceedingly light-skinned, especially for a Levantine woman.
Make of that what you will.

>> No.4407627

>>4407495
bitte

>> No.4407663

>>4407627

Nicht OP hier, versuch aber trotzdem zu helfen.
Gutes Essen gibts fast überall in Süddeutschland, versuchs mal bei den etwas teureren Restaurants. Der lokale Dialekt ist etwas anders als Standarddeutsch, aber er ist besonders bei der jüngeren Generation ziemlich selten.