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My mother sent me a message on Facebook.

>> No.4340672

Your food never fails to give me the dry heaves, sceakie pie.

>> No.4340683

I like you Sceak. Post more of your food, I'm curious about how you cook.

>> No.4340684

I'm frightened as fuck. Even more so because that plate and food looks stone cold.

>> No.4340769

Tell your mother she forgot to cook the sauce

>> No.4340773
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4340773

have you stopped making cakes in yr rice cooker yet

>> No.4340774
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pig disgusting

>> No.4340778

>>4340669

Looks good to me. Carb-heavy, of course, but good. Almost 1960's-like in the presentation there.

>> No.4340783

>>4340774

Why so AIDS?

>> No.4340788
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>> No.4340791

>>4340773
>>4340774
>>4340788
Jesus H. It fits the posts. That's really what he looks like? Ugh I really wish he would get a life.

>> No.4340792

>>4340773
dem soulless eyes *shudder*

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>>4340788
>>4340774
>>4340773
mfw he's looks like he could be my sibling and I also have an eating disorder.

>> No.4340810

>>4340774
Was he really fat then got skinny? Like stayed in a concentration camp skinny

>> No.4340815

>>4340810

You mean "vegan skinny" and not like one of those fat girls who eats nothing but avocados and peanut butter. I mean legit not fucking around vegan.

Further proof of it's nutritional deficiency.

>> No.4340820

>>4340815
His skin looks so unnatural in that picture though, like he used to be fat and then lost an incredible amount of weight in a short period of time.

>> No.4340866
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4340866

I felt for something sweet. Decided to make a quick cake, as I'd already dirtied the pan and a bowl anyway.

This is the batter. Decided to add some chia, for dem omega threes.

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The interior.

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I also had some silken tofu I wanted to try to make icing out of. Luckily, I didn't try with something else.

Tasted beany, and as you can see, it was very liquid.

>> No.4340875

>>4340869
should've done a tres leches-style cake

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4340880

The pics of me were a few years ago.

This one is more recent, but not from today.

>> No.4340883

>>4340872

Mental note: Do that with white chocolate.

>> No.4340884

>>4340875

I really wasn't trying. Just wanted to curb a sweet craving I've been having this weekend, started with sweet bread. I often put chia or flax in bread, and yesterday I realized this must've been it.

Now I feel quite a bit bloated.

>> No.4340891

>>4340883

For salvage upon salvage, improvised like that, it didn't turn out half bad, visually. The taste wasn't there, but it was sweet and vanilla-flavored. I think I'm satisfied.

Gotta finish the dishes now.

>> No.4340892

>>4340774
>>4340773
I think you are kind of hot sceak.

>> No.4340899

Mind you, that plate is pretty nice. I don't really like the bowl curve, and I wouldn't put food on it, maybe a plant in the living room or something, but it's still a nice plate.

I've read sceak write about losing his boyfriends. After seeing >>4340774 I know why.
It probably goes like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8#t=03m45s
Right sceak? They suddenly remember they have to go to work early tomorrow after you take your shirt off. How many of them just run right out of the room?

>> No.4340901

>>4340869
I like your ideas Sceak, very experimental.

>> No.4340906

>>4340880
Were you fat and drastically lost weight?

>> No.4340911

>>4340906
he did a lot of meth for a long time

>> No.4340961

>>4340899

Mind you, I don't know what happened to my boyfriend. I'm not going to send the cops after him, though. I don't trust the cops to do such things as find someone.

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Ugh ...

>tfw

>> No.4341123

>>4340961
You probably went off your meds and killed then ate him when he rejected your advances. Then you must have suppressed it. Looking at your pic I can see you doing it. Also snatching little boys from off the street and just killing them for shits and giggles.

>> No.4341131

>>4341123
i'm telling you, the guy is a dead ringer for luka rocco magnotta. the gayness, the meth, the compulsive lying, the internet exhibitionism, the delusions, the narcissism.

>> No.4341136

>>4341131

just looked him up. he even looks kind of like sceak.

>> No.4341150

I hope he gets out of jail...

>> No.4341159

>>4341123

My life was great before him. It was what I wanted it to be.

I hate that guy more than anyone else on this planet, yet, I think I fell in love with him.

Sucks to be me.