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Anonymous Sat Mar 16 13:42:12 2013 No.4319074 [Reply] [Original]

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/japanese_vagina_bread_is_a_real_thing

>This strawberry cream bread which is being marketed as “cherry blossom-shaped” clearly looks like a vagina, or well, a cluster of vaginas.
>The tasty treat is a collaboration between holographic superstar “Hatsune Miku” and Japan’s biggest chain of convenience stores, Family Mart.
>Predictably, people are shouting from the rooftops (just message boards so far), “OBSCENE!”
>To me this just looks like something out of an early David Cronenberg film. Yuck!

Would you?

Also,

>food porn thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 13:42:12 2013 No.4319076 File: 39 KB, 465x322, vaginabread2dfgdfgdfdfsdflast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 13:43:12 2013 No.4319077 File: 65 KB, 485x507, vagina steak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 13:44:11 2013 No.4319080 >>4319074 >>4319076 >>4319077 L-Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 13:47:11 2013 No.4319082 >>4319080 How? Those area real pictures of food

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 13:48:11 2013 No.4319087 i'd probably eat it. i'd want to see an ingredient list and the nutritional information first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 13:49:11 2013 No.4319090 >>4319074 would I eat it? yes would I fuck it? not really

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 13:49:11 2013 No.4319092 >>4319082 2lewd Pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 13:58:11 2013 No.4319107 >Family Mart lol, they're the ones that refuse to carry porn too

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 14:18:11 2013 No.4319152 >>4319090 would you jizz on it and eat it? thats the real question...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 14:18:11 2013 No.4319153 Looks more like a herpes infected asshole. Anyhow, I wouldn't eat vagina bread. Probably has a yeast infection in there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 14:19:11 2013 No.4319154 Next you'll tell me that going to Arby's is some sort of sex crime

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 14:28:11 2013 No.4319181 File: 536 KB, 3920x2204, SAOdI8d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 14:34:11 2013 No.4319195 File: 785 KB, 240x228, l5hyt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4319181

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 14:38:11 2013 No.4319207 File: 118 KB, 487x354, just like one of my japanese animes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4319181 >Just like one of my japanese animes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 14:52:12 2013 No.4319238 >>4319181 Is that the filling that comes with it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 14:58:11 2013 No.4319249 >>4319238 I think someone has added their own cream filling.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 15:01:11 2013 No.4319254 File: 52 KB, 500x638, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4319181

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 15:02:11 2013 No.4319257 >>4319181 I was looking at that picture and my grandpa walked by.....I had some explaining to do

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 15:24:11 2013 No.4319321 >>4319257 I loled

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 17:12:11 2013 No.4319553 >>4319321 Me too

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 17:31:12 2013 No.4319615 File: 131 KB, 500x498, 1359676309423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4319181

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 17:39:12 2013 No.4319648 >People are shouting "obscene"! The Japanese or self righteous westerners? Because really, who gives a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 17:48:12 2013 No.4319687 >>4319074 >that anime girl on the wrapper Japan is the most sexually retard country in the world. Their entire society revolves around jacking off to crude drawings of white women who don't exist

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 17:50:12 2013 No.4319697

>>4319648
The Japanese on 2ch more than likely. Their country is sexually repressed, you must realize this. They may have artists who release content where little girls with very realistic little girl bodies seduce grown men and dominate them, or where a man owns a little girl harem, or who has a few daughters that he sexually abuses on the regular, but fucking hell if they're going to have that shit without a tiny censor bar to cover up 1/10th of the genitalia. How exactly can they censor these loli snatch treats? Do they place a piece of seaweed over it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 17:51:12 2013 No.4319700 >>4319687 >crude drawings >STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE, IT DOESN'T HAVE ARTISTIC MERIT This site was founded and is managed by a weeb, just so ya know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 17:58:12 2013 No.4319720 Why make it look like a vagina? Vaginas are aesthetically disgusting. A nice plump round boob would have been better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 18:01:12 2013 No.4319727 >>4319687 It's the result of the censorship laws. Can't have photos of real women? No problem, we'll draw fake ones instead. What's that? We aren't allowed to show a penis in a video? We'll use a tentacle instead!

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 18:16:13 2013 No.4319765

>>4319697
> How exactly can they censor these loli snatch treats? Do they place a piece of seaweed over it?

Well that would be fucking fantastic, but it would also kind of require the company to admit they totally arent cherry blossoms.

Doesn't japan have like, a penis festival where they eat a whole bunch of phallic treats anyway? I know its a regional thing but still.

Anonymous Sat Mar 16 18:24:13 2013 No.4319780

>>4319687
the thing is though, japanese men have more or less given up. Women are bitches and whores, why even bother is what goes through a lot of their minds. Preteens even whore themselves out there, apparently most girls there lose their virginity before the age of 13. Its a matter of if you have money, they'll like you but only for the money, if you don't have money good luck mate.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 18:32:12 2013 No.4319802 File: 65 KB, 548x411, 1288563866976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 18:33:12 2013 No.4319805 File: 85 KB, 675x450, 1360823459681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 03:17:12 2013 No.4321003 File: 57 KB, 538x414, GPenis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 03:18:12 2013 No.4321006 File: 192 KB, 750x543, 1347136449038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 03:19:12 2013 No.4321010 >>4319687 Crude? I'd like to see you even try to draw as beautifully as those artists can.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 03:19:12 2013 No.4321009 File: 108 KB, 500x500, 1347135554997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's not cream filling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 03:20:13 2013 No.4321012 File: 28 KB, 500x500, SubtleMangoIsSubtle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 03:31:12 2013 No.4321026 >>4319799 >>4319802 These are offensive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 03:32:12 2013 No.4321028 >>4321006 I really ought to make that someday.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 03:39:13 2013 No.4321035 >>4319805 This made me retch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 04:08:12 2013 No.4321061 File: 26 KB, 687x351, are-you-that-stupid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4319720 >Vaginas are aesthetically disgusting To whom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 04:21:12 2013 No.4321070 >>4321061 To anyone with standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 04:47:12 2013 No.4321090 >>4321070 >To anyone with standards. That is a horrible and useless response. Everyone has standards in some way shape or form. Please try again

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 04:49:12 2013 No.4321092 >>4321090 Just let him wallow in his homosexuality, that's obviously what he wants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 04:49:12 2013 No.4321093 And then there's that horrid smell of stale piss and yeast infection. Yuck!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 04:53:12 2013 No.4321095 >>4321090 If nobody told you that you are supposed to put your penis in there you would run away in fear

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 04:58:12 2013 No.4321098 >>4321092 Well I've been eating bread shaped like dicks, balls and butts all my life and it has never turned me gay so I doubt a homo will go straight by eating bread shaped like pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:21:12 2013 No.4321113 >>4319700 >>4321010 weaboos pls go

>>	Polite sage Sun Mar 17 06:19:12 2013 No.4321134 >Death to videodrome! >Long live the new bread!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 16:17:12 2013 No.4322081 File: 111 KB, 470x270, Gordon-Ramsay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4319153 Probably has a yeast infection in there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 16:21:12 2013 No.4322092 File: 33 KB, 640x427, NipplesOfVenus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4319720 Been there, done that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 16:28:12 2013 No.4322113 >>4319799 >>4319802 what am i looking at

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 16:29:12 2013 No.4322118 >>4322092 Venus has some ugly uneven nips. I'm more of an ass man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:09:12 2013 No.4322222 >>4321113 Do you also think Moot should go? Should he close down the site? Stop being so fucking new and normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:13:12 2013 No.4322232 File: 27 KB, 300x300, falafel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4322092 >In English and Italian >"Nipples of Venus" >In Hebrew >"Milk ganache with marrons" >Panay Ka'asher

>>	Colombia Before All !!cTzWoAktXjw Sun Mar 17 17:16:12 2013 No.4322238 >>4322092 what is with the greeks and their weird food names?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:21:12 2013 No.4322252 File: 93 KB, 580x387, 2453252525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4319765 Why hello there, pleased to make your acquaintance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:22:13 2013 No.4322253 >>4322092 The Italians like making food resembling Venus' body. Tortellini are supposed to look like her navel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:29:12 2013 No.4322264 >>4322222 >Moot >Implying he still has any interest in that stuff Guessing you haven't heard about him in ages?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:30:12 2013 No.4322268 >>4322252 The only time you could be friendly and tell someone to eat a dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:45:13 2013 No.4322290 Why are they associating Hatsune Miku with this lewdity? I thought Vocaloids had some decency. > "family" mart selling lewd dessert

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:45:13 2013 No.4322292 File: 7 KB, 393x67, 1344048269627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4322264

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:53:12 2013 No.4322319

>>4322290
I'm no weaboo, so the first time I had exposure to what/who Hatsune Miku is was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gW2D_Votd2Y#t=85s

What is the fascination with Japs and their fake women? It's like the depths of bronyism, but not for fucking horses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:56:12 2013 No.4322330 >>4321095 Nobody ever told me to put my penis in a vagina, I figured it out on my own

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:56:13 2013 No.4322327 >>4322319 I'm an /a/fag and I don't understand Vocaloid fandom either. The music is good though (I prefer Megurine Luka).

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 18:04:12 2013 No.4322348 >>4322292 >What is PR

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 18:29:12 2013 No.4322423 I would give those to my niece

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