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Hey /ck/, I'm about to see my brother again for the first time in 6 years since he's been studying abroad. I'd like to cook something for him when he gets back later this week. I'm fairly new to cooking, so I don't know a lot yet. Do you guys have any suggestion as to what I could cook? Not really looking for anything specific, any ideas will be much appreciated! He's also allergic to eggs. Thanks in advance!

>> No.4283071

generally these threads garner more responses if you post the specific recipe(s) you were thinking about using, along with some specific questions... like "this recipe says to braise but i don't know how halp" and someone will reply "you're a faggot your brother hates you why are you even trying just kill yourself"

>> No.4283132 [DELETED] 

You're a faggot your brother hates you why are you even trying just kill yourself.

Also bruscetta.

>> No.4283147

A person who has jet lag won't easily be able to stomach something heavy, and their internal clock will be way off.

I recommend making something brunchy. Keep it 'light and plentiful'. Something heavy like a steak could be an error. Maybe a cold noodle dish, a beef stew, or a silly little chicken sandwich made with flatbread that looks awkward and doesn't taste that good and is hard on the mouth because the bread is overcooked but seems 'fancy' so he's obligated to eat it

something like that

>> No.4283150 [DELETED] 

>>4283147
>a silly little chicken sandwich made with flatbread that looks awkward and doesn't taste that good and is hard on the mouth because the bread is overcooked but seems 'fancy' so he's obligated to eat it

Typing from experience?

>> No.4283151 [DELETED] 

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

>> No.4283152

>>4283150
Whenever you give idea options on /ck/, include 2 reasonable options and one that is absolute shit to anyone who squints at it.

If the OP focuses on one of the reasonable options you can advise them. If they take the shit option, abandon thread.