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>chinese restaurant
>has a dragon reference in the name

>> No.4276401

>Chinese Restaurant
>Lucky cats fucking everywhere

THE PAWS
SOMEBODY STOP THE PAWS FROM MOVING

>> No.4276920

Shaquille O'Neal sure makes a weird face in this picture

Also
>sushi restaurant
>slabs of raw fish on blocks of rice

ammidoinitrite?

>> No.4276969
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4276969

is this more to your liking OP?

>> No.4276979

>Chinese restaurant
>has "Peking" in the name

I swear, 75% of them are Peking House or a variation.

>> No.4276980

>Formula for Chinese restaurant name
>Adjective + A noun commonly associated with Chinese culture

>> No.4276986
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4276986

>chinese restaurant
>fortune cookie telling me how to live

>> No.4276991

>chinese restaurant
>name is randomly generated by randomly combining a couple of the following words

lucky
jade
bamboo
golden
dragon
panda
super
buffet
#1
moon
palace
happy
house

>> No.4276993

>wok and roll

>> No.4276994

>>4276980
>Wok 'n' Roll
>Happy Dragon

>> No.4276995

>>4276993
>wok don't run

>> No.4276996

>>4276995
>wok the fok

>> No.4277002

>>4276996
wok of fame

>> No.4277004

When I was living in Portland there was this korean noodle joint called, no joke, Hung Far Low

>> No.4277005

>No Peking

>> No.4277006

>>4276401
fuck lucky cats

most of the chinese restaurant ive been to have jade dragons/fu lions

>> No.4277012

>Great Wall China Restaurant
>Jin's Lucky Restaurant
>Golden Dragon
>etc

>> No.4277013

Best Chinese place in my town is called "New China"

Worst is "Golden Dragon"

why am i not surprised?

>> No.4277019

>>4277004
There's also Pho King, but I guess that doesn't count since it's technically Vietnamese.

>> No.4277021

>>4277006
Don't forget the Laughing Buddha.

>> No.4277022

>>4276991
>no sun
>no star
Shit list would not name my chinkies using it.

>> No.4277064
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4277064

das rasis

>> No.4277066

>>4277019
COME TRY OUR PHOKING SOUP

>> No.4277084

>Thai restaurant
>random colour + 'Elephant'

>> No.4277111

It's funny, Princess Garden is actually one of the best Chinese places around here. If you're looking for Thai, Singapore, or Malaysian though, the restaurants with their native names in romanized characters are where to go.

>> No.4277136

>>4277084
Random colour? you mean blue? Nearly every fucking city I've ever been to has had a thai place called the blue elephant. They aren't even a chain. I think it's just something they teach in thai esl classes.

>> No.4277139

>Wok 28
>Closes because of failing health codes
>Reopens as Wok 32

>> No.4277166

>>4277136
Nah bro, blue, white, red,...

>> No.4277170

Beijing is the best one in my area, then Hong Kong.
City names is the way to go, here.

>> No.4277174
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>>4277004
>mfw it actually is a dessert joint I've been to and the words together mean something in Cantonese...

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>>4277064
>mfw I had a TA who was Vietnamese and her first name was Bich
>apparently it's pronounced "Bic"
>mfw watching her having to explain this to every new person she met

jesus christ how horrifying. also

>the ghetto ass hole in the wall chinese place we go to is just called "No. 1 Chinese Kitchen"
>mfw its much better than the one called Golden House

>> No.4277202
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4277202

mfw Hong Kong Garden

>> No.4277241

>>4277202

Good song.

There is one in my area that is simply called "Egg Roll #1"

>> No.4277254

The best one in my town is called Yee Kee, I used to go to high school with the owners kids, really nice family.

Chinese/Japanese/ Other asian like Thai or Vietnamese, is honestly my favorite food. I eat it constantly. I don't care if it is Americanized chinese or actual asian dishes, it all tastes amazing to me. I can honestly say I like it better than any other food I've ever tasted.

>> No.4277268

>>4277196
Golden House is literally shit, someone I know was hospitalized because he had apparently eaten fecal matter. That's right there was fecal matter in his food.

Whether or not we are talking about the same Golden House, I dunno. Regardless, Golden House is shit and should be avoided.

>> No.4277271

>>4277004
Hell, I'd eat there.

>> No.4277510

>>4277166
Seen a few lazy fuckers just called Thai elephant. Seen several blue, a few white, and one green. No red, black, or yellow sightings yet.

>> No.4277523

Half the pho places in atlanta just have numbers, like pho 96, pho #1, pho 38. My favourite is dai loi though.

>> No.4277526

>>4277019
>implying it's not owned and operated by chinese

>> No.4277544

>>Chinese Restaurant
>reference to the great wall in the name

>> No.4277548
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4277548

>dingy hole in the wall Chink place
>has the word Palace in the name

>> No.4277581

>>4276980
>hot dragon
>spicy chop sticks
>Lucky fortune cookie

guess it works

>> No.4277595

Chinese places I know

Golden Ocean
Peking Cuisine
Island Star
Fortune Palace
New Golden Bel

>> No.4277596

>>4277595
*bell

>> No.4277624

>Woo Ping
>New China
>Panda
>Hong Kong

nope, here in The Netherlands there is no differnce with stupid Chinese Restaurant names

>> No.4277654

At least you know it's Chinese.

>> No.4277664

>Japanese restaurant
>almost always has "Sushi" in the name, despite having many other items on the menu.
It's like naming an Italian restaurant "______ Spaghetti".

>> No.4277668

>>4277664
>Chinese restaurant
>owned by Chinese
>Korean restaurant
>owned by Koreans
>Vietnamese restaurant
>owned by Vietnamese
>Thai restaurant
>owned by Thais
>Japanese restaurant
>very seldom owned by Japanese

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4278114

this place looks OK

>> No.4278122
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4278122

we delivery nao

>> No.4278137

>>4277668
>implying they're not all owned by chinese
>implying it matters and they don't just serve the same five dishes

>> No.4278160

Just remember

Any chinese restaurant with a koi pond is a good place

>> No.4278193

>Chinese restaurant
>variant of ching, chong, chang, or something that rhymes with them in the name

>> No.4279544

>>4278137

in germany 99% of all asian restaurants are owned by vietnamese

>> No.4279559

>>4278193
>Happy lucky dragon delight, you mean.

In that style.

>> No.4279582

>>4279544
In Spain 99% of all japanese restaurants are owned and operated by chinamen.

>> No.4279601

I want to go to Asia and eat at an American restaurant called Okay Corral, House of Tex, or some other silly American sounding name.

>> No.4279612
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4279612

>american restaurant
>everyone is obese

>> No.4279621

>Valdosta, Georgia there used to be a Japanese restaurant named
>JaPanese Restaurant.
>It closed down years ago though.

>> No.4279627

There is a restaurant near an Ethiopian place I like that sells Chinese, pizza and ice cream. Their name is Chinese, Pizza, and Ice Cream.

>> No.4279643

>>4279582
Anon is correct. So are Chinese restaurants, though.

>> No.4279649

>Ethiopian restaurant
>named Blue Nile

>> No.4279687

>>4279612
> European restaurant
>everyone is shitposting

>> No.4279695

>>4279649
Michiganfag detected. Ann Arbor-hipster scum.

>> No.4279919

>>4279627
Straight to the point. I like it!

>> No.4279924

>ethiopian restaurant
>has food

>> No.4279926

>>4279627
There's a place where I used to live that sells Chinese food, donuts, fried chicken, and burgers. It's called Chinese Food, Donuts, Fried Chicken, and Burgers.

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4280091

>Chinese place
>Mee Heng Low
>mfw

>> No.4280115

Best Chinese place around here is called Golden Dragon. It's actually a great place. Other options are places called New Garden(dirty ghetto place) or China House where the food is literally just microwaved and served to you while still cold in the center. The first and only time I went there, there was a cold gelatinous cube in my sweet and sour sauce.

>> No.4280125

>>4279924
>Ethiopian restaurant
>has no food but is still better than shitty American diner

such is the life in the wasteland

>> No.4280212

There is a Chinese place in my grandma's town called The Lucky Ho which I find hilarious. The other is boring, it's just called the Camelon Wok, surprisingly uninspired for a Chinese takeaway. There's another called the Yang Sing.

The ones in my town all have generic names. There's The Welcome (I think this name is cute as fuck and IDK why.), The Golden Dragon, The New Hong Gai, Flying Dragon and a few others.

>> No.4280213

>>4280115

...

That China House wouldn't happen to be across the street from this Golden Dragon, right, a bit away from The Boneyard?

>> No.4280226

Around here we have the Magic Wok, and Golden Kitchen.

>> No.4280251

>5 local Chinese places

>Happy Dragon
>Super Jade Dragon
>Yummy Dragon House
>Wok 'n Roll
>Hard Wok Cafe

All of their menus are fucking identical.

>> No.4280252

>>4280213
No, it's about 5 minutes down the road on the same side of the street.