Cooking for other boards

[Anonymous No.4270570]

So i was looking at 1d4chan, and not gonna lie,

The cuisine page looked shitty, could /ck/ make a meal for a few boards?

/v/ /a/ /tg/ /sci/ /fit/ /k/ and one for /ck/

It'd be nice if we had board related foods, seems like people just can't cook.

[Anonymous No.4270571]

Stew of ManlinessCreator: This idiot.

Need a fucking good meal that won't take forever and is satisfying as fuck? Look no further.

Stuff You Need:

1 can Beef or Turkey Chili (Beans or no beans - we're not prejudiced!)
1 can sliced or diced potatoes (Alternately: 1 fresh sliced or diced potato)
Half a can of corn
1 Lb Ground Beef
Hamburger Seasonings (I recommend a mix of about half a teaspoon each of pepper and salt)
Onion Powder
Cheddar Cheese, Shredded
Optional Stuff:

Onion, Chopped
1 small can baked beans
Half a can of carrots
Cooking This Shit:

Ground beef: Break up, season, and cook up in a skillet frying pan whatever the fuck you cook beef on.
Canned taters: drain and throw in with chopped onion (if you're even using one), frying 'em up with the beef.
Give the entire fucking lot a dusting of Onion Powder whilst it fries up.
At the same time, heat the Chili up and mix in the corn, beans (if you're using them), and veggies (again, if you're using them).
Mix in the beef and such from the previous step once it's reasonably well cooked, and stir that fucker up and heat it thoroughly.
Top with shredded cheddar cheese and let it sit for about 5 minutes before eating.


I mean really, everything is either in a can or preprocessed.

Lets show em how its done yeah?

[Anonymous No.4270580]

/v/

[Anonymous No.4270593]

>>4270580
has potential but needs to be better, /v/ rarely has friends over, so we would rather go with something to keep a late night gamer up all night.

(Since they love mountain dew so much might as well use it in a recipe)

I'm thinking something easy, since /v/ wouldn't have time to prep, something like, hot pockets? Or maybe just a meat pie (That's big enough to be a burger) with some monster and moutain dew.

(and maybe something to bump up that attention span so they can game longer)

[Anonymous No.4270613]

/tg/ has meatbread

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Meatbread

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270633]

>>4270613
Shit idea, needs revision from /ck/ Thats the entire point of this thread, to give boards quality food. and as a fellow drow let me just say "that just isn't up to quality iblith"

[Anonymous No.4270692]

>>4270633
What would /tg/'s needs be?

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270769]

>>4270692
party platter, something that you can feed at least eight people with.

6 PC and the DM gets an extra serving.

Something filling, since he has all week to prepare. This way home campaigns can actually tip in to have the meal made rather than pizza bomb with 2 liter mountain dews.

I'm thinking, hamburgers in pita bread, maybe burritos. Or gourmet raman noodles, that way you can have a large amount of filling food, and the PC's just gotta bring the drinks and maybe a tip if they want to eat.

If i had the time I'd do the yield on the meal itself so you know how to price the "tip" and make a profit.

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270785]

>>4270570
/sci/ might be the most difficult meal to make. Would likely involve fish however.

[Anonymous No.4270787]

>>4270785
A floating helium baloon made of a hyper-nutritious hardened paste with no taste.

[Anonymous No.4270794]

>>4270580
Fuck that.

Make some kind of Mountain Dew pizza sauce and top with cheese, 4 different kinds of Doritos, and Slim Jims.

Serve angrily.

[Anonymous No.4270797]

>>4270570
Good idea, we should cook, respectively
chips
sushi
pizza
spaghetti
oatmeal
bacon
Confit de canard with orange sauce and a salad with honey-roasted wallnuts and Foie Gras

[Anonymous No.4270802]

Someone post a progun_il meal for /k/

[Anonymous No.4270803]

/k/ is easy

We take their rations

Make them not shitty

FORM THEM INTO GUN SHAPES

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270811]

>>4270803
no gun shapes, (unless we form goat cheese into gun shapes, to go with the rations)

>>4270797
Sushi? the fuck we cooking for /fa/ /cgl/ /a/? no sushi... well, maybe...
oatmeal. >/an/
really, confit au canard... No, and how would foie gras even go with a salad? what are you some type of wannabe chef?

all wrong.

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270814]

>>4270794
Pizza from /ck/

First (premium pizza dough recipe)
Which toppings we want, (i suggest anchovies)
Doritos, would be added as the garnish... (i can't believe i just typed that)

Slim jims and cheese in the crust, that way you get that WAT DA FUQ!?! face when someone bites into it no knowing what they were in for.

[Anonymous No.4270816]

>>4270802
wrap bacon in tinfoil, wrap around long tube of machine gun, fire rounds, heat bacon, ultimate /k/ food

pic related

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270832]

>>4270816
its just bacon. nothing special was done to it.

[Anonymous No.4270838]

>>4270832
But you're muslim

[Anonymous No.4270839]

>>4270832
as part of a dish of course, but instead of just serving them a plate with bacon, we serve them a plate with gun-heated bacon

[Anonymous No.4270843]

>>4270769
hmmm. So big portions in one batch...
I'm assuming sticky fingers are a non so that's chicken wings out the window.

How about coming from left field and having a hearty Irish stew, filling, keeps, not to bad cold and would give a nice feel to games played in a mock medieval fantasy environment.

[Anonymous No.4270845]

/v/ would probably eat a pizza of some sort
/cgl/ could get chinese diet pills
/ck/ could eat ramen

[Anonymous No.4270847]

>>4270802

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270856]

>>4270838
doesn't mean i won't cook pork or provide a recipe for it when someone asks.

>>4270839
Thats a waste of money. >>>/b/

>>4270843
if you have a party of dwarfs then yes, other wise no. But since /tg/ seems to love dwarfs so much, it seems that we should use stew with a board main dish. So stew it is, (it should contain venison)
>>4270845
/v/ Pizza as we discussed briefly
/cgl/ (sushi,)
/ck/ An elaborate 4 course meal which contains, lamb, veal, ramen, and pork (I wouldn't eat the pork but we could utilize it so much that might as well make the meal with it)

[Anonymous No.4270871]

>>4270856
/tg/ really just needs a crockpot meal, so that the host can put it on in the morning before people come over, and everyone can then eat at their leisure without having to break the flow of the game. It also won't result in greasy hands, which'll keep your paper, pencil and dice clean. Lastly, cleanup is a breeze, so you don't have to handle a big mess late at night after everyone leaves.

[Anonymous No.4270875]

>>4270856
>it should contain venison

No, you're not wasting venison in a stew. You can have lamb.

Also /lit/ would clearly be stroganoff.

[Anonymous No.4270884]

>>4270847
Not enough gravy...

[Anonymous No.4270913]

>>4270884
I was going to post this one but I was thinking not enough guns...

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270918]

>>4270871
agreed, stew is the way to go. but the broth should be thick.

[Brown the FBI Agent No.4270948]

>>4270918
Maybe a chili, then? Served with some form of bread that doesn't leave your hands greasy or full of crumbs?

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270949]

What could we make for /k/ though?

I think they might like a nice duck recipe, but on a burger.

>or maybe some rare longpork

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4270955]

>>4270948
chili for a D&D meet up?
NO.

Stew is the way to go, nice and filling. if we go with chili what are we going to serv with it? meat and bread isn't enough to turn a basic meet up into a fantasy meeting.

Stew seems more likely, chili ... only if its like spicy and has mushrooms.

I mean we should make a base dish that can be modified to effect settings, such as
>drow
>elf
>human
> dwarf
>Monsters/ devil & demon

So a stew seems to be the easiest since that what most adventures would make when they pack up supplies to head out.

[Brown the FBI Agent No.4270973]

>>4270949
I started a thread on /k/ asking what would they like. I've got some ideas but it really depends on do they want a sit down dinner in the spirit of /k/ or just /k/ inspired dishes or actual proper food they get cook/bring to their 'nature hikes'

[Anonymous No.4271021]

>>4270973
give them some sort of roast game they can carve with their fancy knives.

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4271054]

>>4270973
a dish for a /k/ meet up or something you could take to /k/omrades out on the range.

obviously Grillable.

[Anonymous No.4271067]

What would you cook for /o/?

[A girl that will break the rules No.4271070]

>/v/
hotdogs and mac n' cheese for the man children
>/a/
Curry bento for the weeabos..
>/tg/
Snack platter veggies and cheese cubes with crackers, main dish would be mini pulled pork sammies
>/sci/
Cob salad with oil+vinegar dressing
>/fit/
Baked chicken with a side of green pea soup
>/k/
A nice slice of meat with steamed veggies
>and one for /ck/
Chipotle

[tetra koiwai !Tz5lMhwN92!!xI5T55E5wRH No.4271071]

>>4271067
... um...

cold wrap that they can make on the go. Like a gourmet Sandwhich?

maybe a burrito.

[A girl that will break the rules No.4271077]

>>4271067
>/o/
Mac n' cheese wheels for the slightly more teenage man children.

[Anonymous No.4271081]

>>4271054
I think for /k/ something very paleo would be appropriate. Something primal. Roast suckling pig, or a large roast goose, something of that nature. Maybe a large cedar plank fish, fresh from the water. Then a large salad, ideally of wild picked ingredients which I'm not knowledgeable enough to list. The type of thing you'd be served after returning from a hunt at one of those fancy private hunting lodges you can only join if your fathers or uncles were members.

[Anonymous No.4271083]

>>4271077
>confirmed for riding bus

[Anonymous No.4271090]

>>4270955
>themes

Nah. Honestly, when you eat during an RPG session you don't really care if it is climatic, you just want something that's filling, it's nice if it has lots of small portions, so you can snack on it and it should be preferably non-greasy

[Brown the FBI Agent No.4271091]

>>>15015970

The /k/ thread talking about this, useful for reference. You don't want to cook something that your guests don't want.

[Anonymous No.4271092]

>>4271067
Autos, eh?

I'd pay homage to the days of cute rollerskating girls in skirts zooming over with some greasy food. Burger, fries, milkshake.

[A girl that will break the rules No.4271100]

>>4271083
>confirmed for mad tinker twink
Perhaps a pasta salad?

[Anonymous No.4271113]

>>4271100
>confirmed for projecting own sexual securities onto others
How about a nice glass of stop posting, you inane moron?

[Anonymous No.4271115]

>>4271100
>dat scallion

[Anonymous No.4271119]

>>4271100
>Still mad about being poor
>Comes back with "Oh yeah, well you're gay"
You must be the pride of the public school system, no?

[AntacidCanada !qFrz99V4RE No.4271121]

Just wait a bit longer.

The /ck/ challenge is coming.

[A girl that will break the rules No.4271124]

>>4271113
>>4271119
The mad in these posts are delicious..
Is this hot out of the oven?

[Anonymous No.4271128]

>>4271124
Sorry if you're upset, but the rest of us don't take the internet that seriously. Maybe you should consider therapy?

[Anonymous No.4271131]

>>4271128
right, what was I thinking, that costs money. Silly me!

[Sceak !!LciZj2frsW6 No.4271132]

>>4270570

I understand that it's trendy to hate but do you think you could keep it civilized?

[A girl that will break the rules No.4271133]

>>4271128
>can't into sarcasm
ok then..

[Anonymous No.4271137]

>>4271133
No, that was just garden variety stupidity. You're not clever enough to know what sarcasm is.

[A girl that will break the rules No.4271139]

>>4271137
e.e
>resorting to getting even more mad
>2013

[Anonymous No.4271141]

>>4271139
>Lol U MAD BRO?
So, did you graduate from a public school or are you hoping for a GED?

[Anonymous No.4271158]

>>4270580

[A girl that will break the rules No.4271163]

>>4271141
>OhYou.jpg

[Anonymous No.4271169]

anything for cgl?

[Anonymous No.4271171]

>>4271070
>hotdogs and mac n' cheese for the man children
Can it at least be sausage

[Anonymous No.4271178]

>>4271169
tears of fat and ugly chicks

[Brown the FBI Agent No.4271183]

>>4271121
I can't wait...

And I think the thread is now ruined.

[Anonymous No.4271184]

>>4271169
Probably a desert. Fat chicks love ice cream and chocolate.