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4253664 No.4253664 [Reply] [Original]

Scenario:

You have two Tyson chicken patties and two pairs of generic hamburger buns, one white, the other whole wheat.

You can put one condiment on each sandwich and nothing else. For example, mayo on one, mustard on the other. What do you put? Cheese or other toppings are no options.

Or do you make something besides sandwiches with what is available here? Is that even possible?

>> No.4253665

frank's think on one, wasabi mayo on the other

>> No.4253666

>>4253665
thick*

>> No.4253667

Dijon mustard on the wheat, A1 sweet hickory sauce on the white

>> No.4253670

double mayo on everything.

add some sliced dill pickles and a bit of lettuce.

>> No.4253677

>>4253670

Cheese or other toppings besides condiments are not options.

>> No.4253684

>>4253677

i left out cheese because i don't like it on chicken. if it were a hamburger i would have cheddar cheese, mayo, pickles, and lettuce.

>> No.4253687

>>4253684
How fuckin stupid are you?

One the white bun, I'd put a mix of ranch and rooster sauce. It's a product of the most refined pallet, but that's okay, neither are chicken patties.

On the wheat bun I'd probably put honey mustard.

>> No.4253690

>>4253684

Can you read?

>> No.4253691

>>4253687

>How fuckin stupid are you?

at least i can spell palate.

>> No.4253693

>>4253665
>>4253666
Frank's thick what?

>> No.4253695

>>4253691
>palate

Oh so close...

>> No.4253706

>>4253690

read what? i said what i wanted on my sandwich.

since when did /ck/ turn into chzechloslovakia?

>> No.4253714

>>4253691
I spelled it correctly, I just used the wrong pallet. I was looking for palette. Those pesky homophones!

Meanwhile, you are incapable of answering a simple question properly.

Polite sage.

>> No.4253717

ketchup on the whole wheat and BBQ on the white

>> No.4253723

>>4253717
What kind of bbq sauce? Tangy, sweet, spicy, white? Ketchup or mustard base? This is important.

>> No.4253728

>>4253714

>I just used the wrong pallet. I was looking for palette.

is this another one of those british-english things?

in america:

palate is part of your mouth, and is "taste".

palette is what an artist mixes paint on

pallet is a wooden platform that products are shipped on.

and cheese is not good on chicken, but dill pickles and lettuce are, along with a lot of mayo.

>> No.4253743
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4253743

>>4253728
>arguing about chicken patties.

go home kid, get drunk.

>> No.4253746

>>4253728

u wot m8?

i'm a brit, and palette is taste, palate is what you ship things on, and pallet is what an artist uses.

how do you yanks manage to fuck everything up?

>> No.4253840

>>4253746
A pallet is what a forklift uses to transport items from a to b . I would know since im a delivery driver.

>> No.4253858

>>4253746
ISHYGDDT

>> No.4253867

>>4253746
clever troll

>> No.4253872

Toss out the Tyson's and Weaver's. Much better, in my opinion. Of course, at the end of the day, they're frozen chicken patties.

Then, ranch on one, Sweet Baby Ray's on the other.

(Aside from your challenge, I generally put tomato and lettuce on them. Definitely gets them closer to "good.")

>> No.4253876

>>4253872
and GET Weaver's. Fuck.