/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4153604]

So I'm having a bit of a problem

My parents will be visiting for the first time in almost two years and I'll be making them dinner.
However, I've gained quite a bit of weight since then and I'd rather mom didn't make a fuzz about it.
So, my plan is to cook something healthy to make it seem like I'm really trying to lose weight.

Does this sound like it would work?
Also, what should I cook that is healthy but still tasty? If I only make salads and such I'm sure they'll like it or if I would for that matter.

[Anonymous No.4153614]

>>4153604
That's not going to work. It will be pretty obvious you're trying to make it look like you're not a lardass, when you are.

[Anonymous No.4153617]

Post more of that hog. I'm feeling frisky.

[Anonymous No.4153626]

Why not actually eat healthy and lose some weight before they get there?

[Anonymous No.4153629]

>I'd rather mom didn't make a fuzz about it.

you'd rather your mother not care about your physical wellbeing?
you're so embarrassed about being fat that you'll lie to your own mother, but you still won't do anything to fix yourself?

you are a disgusting person.

[Anonymous No.4153633]

People associate clean flavours with healthy food so try grilled chicken breast with a lemon/lime marinade + snow peas + boiled potatoes. Butter + salt + white pepper on potatoes & snow peas but not too much. Should be boring enough to seem healthy without being too boring.

[Anonymous No.4153634]

>>4153604
>So, my plan is to cook something healthy to make it seem like I'm really trying to lose weight.
>make it seem like I'm really trying

Oh, amerilards... Nature's little jesters.

[Anonymous No.4153642]

>>4153604
>what should I cook that is healthy but still tasty?
healthy + tasty: There are loads of recipes around the internet. Try googling "healthy tasty recipe".
As a general rule, healthy food also tends to be cheaper because you cut on the meat and invest on veggies.

[Anonymous No.4153644]

>>4153629

I'm not ashamed of my weight, it's just that Mom is a health nut and I'd rather she not make a scene.

As far as she knows I'm still the slightly chubby girl I was 2 years ago.

>>4153633

Sound like a good idea.
Was thinking of making something with chicken, staying away from high-fat sauces might give the right impression.

[Anonymous No.4153652]

>>4153644
>I'm not ashamed of my weight

[Anonymous No.4153654]

By the way, if that's you on the pic, I hope you know you're going to die a horrible death soon. Heart attack, stroke, kidney failure, take your pic.

[Anonymous No.4153657]

>>4153652

Not American though.

[Anonymous No.4153664]

Bake a pizza and tell them to mind their own business.

[Anonymous No.4153665]

shit i think i could fit inside of you twice

and im overweight myself

[Anonymous No.4153670]

MY BODY MY CHOICE

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE WOMAN HATERS

[Anonymous No.4153671]

>>4153670
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.4153684]

>>4153604

How do you even get this fat?

[Anonymous No.4153690]

>>4153670

I'm not proud of it, it just happened.

>>4153684

Love of food and snacking.

The picture is a bit misleading though, that top is a bit tight and makes me look bigger than I actually am.

[Anonymous No.4153694]

>>4153690

[Anonymous No.4153696]

>>4153690
>it just happened
Something like that doesn't "just happen".

[Anonymous No.4153697]

>>4153690
>it just happened

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

fucking a, you fat people are hilariously delusional

[Anonymous No.4153705]

>>4153690
I hope you're fucking trolling.

[Anonymous No.4153708]

>>4153690

Not trying to be nasty but if you don't do something about your health you're heading for an early grave.

Best of luck to you.

[Anonymous No.4153709]

>>4153705

She posted with a time stamp on /fa/ yesterday asking for how to dress to look thinner.

[Chubby Chaser Anon !sDZa0fEN5M!!/J5Ce0FlGdC No.4153712]

>>4153690
Holy shit, fucking saved.
Post more?

[Anonymous No.4153713]

>>4153690
>The picture is a bit misleading though, that top is a bit tight and makes me look bigger than I actually am.
Actually in the clothed pictures you look skinnier than you actually are but...

>it just happened
We all know that is a lie, you're eating/drinking way too much to where it's become excess weight gain. People just don't "become" like this.

[Anonymous No.4153714]

>>4153712
>chubby chaser
that's a fucking whale

[Chubby Chaser Anon !sDZa0fEN5M!!/J5Ce0FlGdC No.4153718]

>>4153714
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

[Anonymous No.4153721]

When you gained weight at first, did you ever think: hmm, I need to stop eating as many cookies and pizza?

[Anonymous No.4153723]

>>4153709
Oh man I can't even imagine what it's like to be that morbidly overweight. It's a disgusting thought.

[Anonymous No.4153725]

The ravages of carbs.
No one on /ck/ seem to realize how effective a high fat/low carb diet is for losing weight.

[Anonymous No.4153731]

>>4153713

>Actually in the clothed pictures you look skinnier than you actually are but...

Maybe when I'm standing up, it looks awfully tight when I'm sitting though.


>People just don't "become" like this

It was hard to notice, I was mostly wearing stretch pants and elastic skirts and i don't own a scale. It was only when my friends had me weigh myself I realized what had happened.

[Anonymous No.4153732]

oh honey stop being so hard on yourself. you're not that fat. don't let those people with thin privileges get you down. just serve her your favorite foods and she'll understand. :)

[Anonymous No.4153735]

>>4153713
gb2 /a/ and /cgl/

[Anonymous No.4153737]

>>4153731
Do you not own a mirror or do you just avoid looking at yourself because you're hideous?

[Anonymous No.4153739]

>>4153737

I see myself everyday in the mirror, the changes were so gradual I didn't notice them.

[Anonymous No.4153740]

Do you have a before picture? You might not even have to lie.

[Anonymous No.4153742]

>>4153740
I thought the same thing.

[Anonymous No.4153745]

>>4153739
How do you not notice something so huge?

[Anonymous No.4153746]

>>4153740

Posting from my ipad so no.

When I last saw them I was only around 200lbs though so I think they'll notice.

[Anonymous No.4153747]

>>4153746
How much are you now? I can't tell your height/I don't know what the average girl weighs.

[Anonymous No.4153749]

>dis fucking thread

[Anonymous No.4153752]

>>4153746

And how much do you weigh now?

[Anonymous No.4153753]

>>4153746

>only 200lbs

[Anonymous No.4153755]

Time to go on a cut!

[Anonymous No.4153756]

>be fatter than ever before
>parents visit you
>they are polite enough to stfu
>time for dinner
>you serve them some salad
>I AM TRYIN TO LOSE WEIGHT HUEHUEHUE
>their face when

[Anonymous No.4153757]

>>4153747
>>4153752

I haven't weighed myself since early October, was 317lbs then.

But then Christmas happened and I'm unsure what damage that did.

[Anonymous No.4153759]

>>4153604

Hey I remember you posting on /fit/ how to lose weight fast and not seem fatasfatass when your parents came over.

But you went into a talk about how you are not obese because the people you google look thinner.

This doesn't 'just happen' and you are in denial.

Love, /fit/

[Anonymous No.4153760]

>>4153757

You said you were 345 now, in the thread you posted on /fa/ yesterday.

[Anonymous No.4153761]

>>4153759

*fatter

[Anonymous No.4153762]

>>4153690

mirin' that bulk. You look thick. Tight. Solid.

Keep it up. You'll make all kinds of gains.

[Anonymous No.4153763]

/fit/ here, this same landwhale posted on our board a few days ago asking how she could make herself appear thinner.

[Anonymous No.4153764]

>>4153760

Oh, must be a troll then. Damn.

[Anonymous No.4153765]

>>4153759
That dude makes me question my sexuality. No homo.

[Anonymous No.4153766]

>>4153760

That wasn't me.

Someone wrote that I reweighed myself and was 345lbs but I don't even have a scale.

[Anonymous No.4153767]

>>4153765
Join us over at /fit/, you'll feel right at home.

[Anonymous No.4153770]

>Willing to go to the effort of pretending to be healthy, including acknowledging what is healthy and then cooking and eating it.
>Not willing to actually be healthy.
u wot m8? Your parents would be very right to be very worried.

[Anonymous No.4153771]

>>4153765
you are becoming a true /fit/izen

[Anonymous No.4153772]

>>4153732
nice joke nigger

[Anonymous No.4153773]

>>4153767
>>4153765
>>4153763
>>4153762
>>4153759
>>4153755

/fit/ has arrived for the rescue

[Anonymous No.4153774]

>>4153766

You are nowhere near 345. More like 380.

>>4153690

[Anonymous No.4153775]

>>4153767
>>4153771

>implying I didn't came from /fit/

[Anonymous No.4153776]

>>4153767
>>4153771
1 week at /fit/ and he'll see that picture and start screaming LOL DOES HE EVEN LIFT SKINNYFAG NOGAINZ CROSSFITTER.

[Anonymous No.4153778]

>>4153765
You belong to /fit/ now

[Anonymous No.4153779]

I am a 200-210 pound powerlifter and struggle to maintain my weight. Have to force feed myself. OP your a shit cunt how do you get so fat?

>I'm not proud of it, it just happened.

oh lawld

[Anonymous No.4153780]

>>4153770

I couldn't lose any meaningful weight in a week ad a half anyway.

>>4153774

63lbs in 3 months? Yeah right.

Besides, I still wear mostly the same clothes I did back in October.

[Anonymous No.4153782]

>imma use a clever ruse to trick them into thinking that I am trying to loose weight while I actually try to become even fatter
>Does this sound like it would work?

No it's not going to work, they'd have to be retarded to not notice that you have become a fucking landwhale.

Go to /fit/, read the sticky and change your fucking life before you end up in a goddamn scooter you fat double cunt

[Anonymous No.4153783]

>>4153771

Y-you forgot to say n-no homo....

[Anonymous No.4153784]

>>4153690

>it just happened.

Wrong. Due to the over saturation of the fat-cells, your body is in a catabolic state. This means that it is very hard to gain weight (and very easy to lose weight). The only way to counter this natural trigger from your body, is to over-consume by a metric fuckton.

[Anonymous No.4153785]

>>4153604
You should take photos with dem blades!

[Anonymous No.4153786]

>>4153783
look at the pic, m8
it's all there

[Anonymous No.4153787]

>>4153739

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT YOU FUCKING WHALE?

How can you not notice that you're fat? You must way like 300 lbs and you say you "didn't notice"

How about instead of cooking a healthy meal for one day to impress your family, you cook a healthy meal EVERYDAY?

You will die young if you don't, your parents will have to bury you, are you selfish enough to inflict that pain?

[Anonymous No.4153788]

>>4153780
Yeah I'm not saying you can, but do you not want to lose weight in the long term?
I don't want to just sit here and insult you but if your weight isn't causing you problems now, it will very soon.
Do you want to have to wipe your ass with a sponge on a stick?
I suggest you go and read this and then re-evaluate your lifestyle. (I suggest if you're just a regular /ck/ user that you don't, because you'll never want to eat again.
http://lessismorph.blogspot.hu/2009/03/morbid-obesity-and-toilet-hygiene.html

[Anonymous No.4153789]

>>4153780
stop drinking anything
only get your water from fruits and vegetables
you'll end up dehydrated but lose a couple of pounds.

[Anonymous No.4153790]

>>4153783
>forgot

[Anonymous No.4153791]

>>4153780

Go to your GP (you should because you probably have type 2 diabetes) and get weighed.

[Anonymous No.4153793]

>>4153604

[Anonymous No.4153794]

>>4153604
>make it seem like I'm really trying to lose weight.
>make it seem like

Does that imply you're not trying to lose weight?

[Anonymous No.4153795]

[Anonymous No.4153796]

>>4153644
>health nut

How warped are you that wanting to be healthy makes someone a 'nut'

You're the nut for being happy with your fat disgusting unhealthy body

[Anonymous No.4153797]

>>4153784
That man looks hideous

[Anonymous No.4153798]

>tfw i wish i could bulk like that
i would be massive, it would be glorious

[Anonymous No.4153799]

>>4153782

I'm more active than you think, me and my friends go swimming once a week.

>>4153791

They have an old school sports scale at the indoor pool, I'll be going there Friday so I'll weigh myself then.

[Anonymous No.4153801]

>>4153799
>I eat 9000 cal a day but going swimming once a week should do the trick

[Anonymous No.4153802]

>>4153799
Please, tell me more about how going swimming once a week counts as being "active"

[Anonymous No.4153803]

>What if I told you, that there is an alternative method to get big.
>What if I told you, that you don't have to get fat during a bulk.
>SS is a lie.

[Anonymous No.4153804]

>>4153780

One step at a time. All amounts are significant.

>>4153796

Eh, I don't think "health nut" really has a negative connotation.

[Anonymous No.4153805]

>>4153799
swimming once a week does not make a workout
get your fatass off the couch, put down the snacks and go fucking walk outside. i dont care how cold it is, put on a coat. once you walk for 30 minutes straight every day for a month, start jogging, speed up the pace and start doing more. also stop eating whenever you feel hungry, your body doesnt need all those cals a day, thats why nutritionists say you only need 2-3k a day. when you get hungry, grit your teeth and bare it, having some fucking self respect and discipline

[Anonymous No.4153806]

>>4153799
>I'm more active than you think

Wrong. There is no possibility within the laws of thermodynamics that you would be able to maintain your level of bodyfat with an active lifestyle and a regular high intake.

What is the truth, is that nearly all obese and overweight subjects under-report their intake and overestimate their physical exercise.

[Anonymous No.4153807]

>>4153690
>The picture is a bit misleading though, that top is a bit tight and makes me look bigger than I actually am.
>makes me look bigger than I really am

Is that possible?

[Anonymous No.4153808]

yo OP i have trouble gaining weight, you have any bulking tips?

whats your diet like?

How much do you squat? i bet you squat a million.

[Anonymous No.4153809]

>>4153690
This is your body on SS+Gomad Rippletits would be proud, strong progress op. Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

[Anonymous No.4153810]

>>4153799

>eat 20000 cals per week
>go swimming once per week

Well done, at the manatee like pace you must go at, and the fact I assume you can't swim for very long, you probably manage to burn off perhaps 200 calories

[Anonymous No.4153811]

[Anonymous No.4153812]

mirin dat bulk, op

dieting tips for a skinny DYELfag?

[Anonymous No.4153813]

>>4153809
oh /fit/ you so crazy

[Anonymous No.4153814]

>>4153799

You're not ashamed to show yourself in swimwear with that body?

[Anonymous No.4153815]

>>4153799
>I'm more active than you think, me and my friends go swimming once a week.

I hope you realize that the average individual burns around 400 kcal while joging on a moderate pace for 30 minutes.

As long your heartrate doesn't go to at least 150 or 65-80% HRmax it won't really matter all that much.

[Anonymous No.4153816]

This is the person who rates your progress on /fit/.

[Anonymous No.4153817]

>>4153799
>Swimming
I'd watch those costal regions of Japan if I was you, pic related I think she might be your cousin

[Anonymous No.4153822]

>>4153814

I'm open about my size and my friends don't care.

There's some light banter and teasing but that's how our group is.
My friends sometimes stand at the scale together and see if they're heavier than me.

It's all friendly though.

[Anonymous No.4153820]

>>4153690
"it just happened"
to look like that must you must have had to eat tons of excess calories every single day for a very long time

you are beyond saving

[Anonymous No.4153821]

Just because you've managed to lie to yourself that you're still only chubby so much that you've convinced yourself doesn't mean it will work on your parents.
Be honest, both to yourself and them that you have a problem

[Anonymous No.4153823]

wow /ck/ is by far the easiest board to troll

[Anonymous No.4153824]

>>4153808
Serious question:
If you want to get gain weight why not just drink softdrinks?
Calories, calories everywhere.

[Anonymous No.4153825]

>>4153822

Why don't you stop stuffing your face with shit and go exercise (proper) every other day?

You are going to lose a limb due to diabetes and cost the taxpayer a few million dollars.

[Anonymous No.4153826]

>>4153823
stop misusing that word

[Anonymous No.4153827]

[Anonymous No.4153828]

>>4153824
Because if you want to gain good weight (lean body mass) you need protein and not sugars which will cause all sorts of energy problems, skin problems etc.

[Anonymous No.4153829]

>>4153799
I feel sorry for anyone who has to share a pool with you. I hope you get your friends to help you wash the filth from between your folds before you get in

[Anonymous No.4153830]

>>4153824
empty calories, no actual nutritional benefit to sodas. you need to take in serious foods to gain actual muscle mass

[Anonymous No.4153831]

>>4153604
Roll chicken breast in some flour and cajun and bake.
Serve with green beans and soy beans with a salsa made from corn, avocado, cherry tomatoes, balsamic vinegar, lime juice and chilli flakes.

You should also start walking for 30 minutes a day and re evaluate your diet.

[Anonymous No.4153832]

>>4153822

>It's all friendly though

Keep telling yourself that fatty. You're the laughing stock of all your "friends" aka people that keep you around like a pet pig to laugh at and make themselves look better by comparison.

They hate you.

Everyone hates you.

Keep being delusional, chubbycunt.

[Anonymous No.4153833]

>>4153817
10/10

[Anonymous No.4153834]

>>4153824

Need the type of protein that breaks down to the entire acid bro. (so not vegetable protein).

[Anonymous No.4153835]

>>4153822

>My friends sometimes stand at the scale together and see if they're heavier than me.

My sides are now passing through the heliosphere

Seriously though? They rip on you for your hideous obesity and you don't care, my mates making fun of me was one of the main reasons I lost weight, it's mortifying.

[Anonymous No.4153838]

>>4153822
>I'm open about my size
Not like you can hide it.

[Anonymous No.4153841]

>>4153690
I'm going to give you best anyone has ever given:
Lose
Weight

[Anonymous No.4153844]

>>4153725

/fit/ here. That's a load of bullshit. Calories in < calories out is all that matters until you get to 7-9% body fat.

[Anonymous No.4153845]

>>4153835

We've always been like this though.
They rip on each other for being skinny or too tall as well.

[Anonymous No.4153846]

>>4153690
Mirin that bulk

[Anonymous No.4153848]

>>4153844

/fit/ here. It does matter to a certain extent. Carbs are the fuel for the body. If left unused it will get converted to fat the most, when compared to the other macronutrients.

[Anonymous No.4153850]

>>4153838
>picture
Hell, son, I mad.

[Anonymous No.4153851]

strong bulk OP

[Anonymous No.4153852]

>>4153690
I SEE A WEDDING RING ON YOUR HAND, HOW IS YOUR HUSBAND OKAY WITH YOU DOING THIS TO YOURSELF?

[Anonymous No.4153854]

>>4153852

Engaged, not married.

And yes, I was big when we met.

[Anonymous No.4153855]

>>4153604
dress yourself up as a sofa. That would fool them

/fit/ here

[Anonymous No.4153856]

>>4153690
I can't fathom how anybody could let themselves get this fat.

When my clothes start to fit tight I change the way I eat and quit drinking. Obesity runs in my family and I refuse to be like the fat fuckers that raised me.

You really need to start losing weight now.
>no suger
>30 min workout 5 days a week (get sweaty)
>count your calories
>dont drink

stick to all this for a year and your parents wont be ashamed of your jabba the hutt body

[Anonymous No.4153857]

>>4153838
None of the people in the picture is as fat as you
Also I guess you've nearly found the cure for cancer huh?

[Anonymous No.4153858]

>>4153604
anyone else mirin my bulk?

[Anonymous No.4153859]

>>4153838
I hate that picture.

[Anonymous No.4153861]

>>4153845
>Girl 1:oh you are too tall, guys must be afraid of you hahaha
>Girl 2:lol you are soo skinny and small I bet your boyfriend is afraid of breaking you during sex
>Girl 1:oh god you are so fat I bet you weight more than all of us combined
>You: haha y-yeah maybe
>Girl 2: HEY LETS TEST IT OUT
>You: w-woohoo we are friends afterall

[Anonymous No.4153862]

>>4153854

You met like 5 months ago?

Because on /fit/ you said you weighed like 180 a year ago. You weigh like 350 at least now.

[Anonymous No.4153863]

>>4153652
>>4153657
HA motherfucker, how's that stereotyping working for you?

[Anonymous No.4153865]

>>4153848

/fit/ here. At this size even breathing becomes a workout so if she just cuts the calories, she'll drop weight.

[Anonymous No.4153868]

>>4153862

I was 180 or so two years ago.

We met in August this year.

[Anonymous No.4153870]

>>4153868
Is he a feeder?

[Anonymous No.4153871]

>>4153868

Well I pray to god you have a fortune he will inherit. Poor man.

>>4153865
Yup.

[Anonymous No.4153872]

I bet OP has dinnerplate nips

[Anonymous No.4153873]

>This entire thread
haha
ahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH

[Anonymous No.4153874]

Ok so, why not just try to lose weight?

It sure as hell isn't going to kill you.

[Anonymous No.4153875]

>>4153861

The embarrassing thing is that up until October they were heavier than me together.

The fact that we were in swimwear made it worse.

>>4153870

She's a girl, and not that I know.

[Anonymous No.4153876]

Unless OP posts timestamp pics now this is a troll

[Anonymous No.4153878]

>>4153875
>fat dyke with passive-aggressive "friends"

Oh dear god

[Anonymous No.4153880]

>>4153604
Op: Ignore the hissy-/fit/ters, talk to a professional dietitian/doctor about losing weight. A diet is different for every person. And you don't have to become obsessed with weight in order to become healthy.

[Anonymous No.4153882]

>>4153875
>She's a girl

That explains a lot. When dykes get together they balloon up, because they get the whole 'I don't need no man, big is beautiful, It's about how you are on the inside" in their heads and noone that talks with any reason or sense.

When gay men get together they usually get into bodybuilding (logic + logic).

Sounds weird but it's true.

[Anonymous No.4153884]

>>4153844

Well I know for a fact that it works. Everyone I know who has tried it has had success with it.
I even lost 60 lbs myself in nine months.

[Anonymous No.4153885]

>>4153880
>A diet is different for every person
But the principle remains the same.
Calories in < Calories out.

[Anonymous No.4153888]

>>4153882

I was big before I met her though.

And neither she nor i are into this "men are shit" mindset.

[Anonymous No.4153889]

>>4153880

>professional dietitian

WRONG.

As long as dietitians keep using BMI and recommend eating BREAD instead of keeping a macronutrient split and base on bodyfat% they just prove they know fuckall. GP's do it most of the time also.

[Anonymous No.4153892]

>>4153888
>And neither she nor i are into this "men are shit" mindset.

Women bring the emotional side and men bring the logical side to the table.

If you had ANYONE talking any SENSE or LOGIC you wouldn't be talking about how you could make yourself look healthier instead you would be out EXERCISING.

Goddammit yes I mad.

[Anonymous No.4153895]

>>4153885
More or less, it's also about your lifestyle and psychology. If people don't adapt the diet to their lifestyle they can end up like a yo-yo, always losing and winning weight.

[Anonymous No.4153897]

>>4153875
>"The embarrassing thing is that up until October they were heavier than me together."
The only person that's embarrassing for is you.

[Anonymous No.4153898]

>>4153895
gaining*

[Anonymous No.4153900]

Get liposuction
You can't hide the fat but you can hide the surgical scars

[Anonymous No.4153901]

>>4153895

A dietitian or doctor wont help you change your lifestyle. That's all up to yourself.

They can recommend the same things everyone on /fit/ recommends but as long as the person doesn't change their lifestyle permanently (a diet should never end, this is where 90% of the people make the wrong turn) he or she will never change.

[Anonymous No.4153904]

>>4153875
>Up until october
Can I infer from this that you are now heavier than both of them combined?

That's bloody disgusting

[Anonymous No.4153905]

>>4153880
Woah, woah, woah. No one is saying obsess.

"Give a shit or youll end up killing yourself" maybe.

Holy shit, it's just like all of those whales who say they're just "real women" and they'd never want to be "skin and bones"
As if there is no fucking in between.

Op, if thus really isnt a troll, you should seriously consider actually making some changes. It's got nothing to do with whether you're comfortable with yourself and the way you look.

It's about not killing yourself, and quitting while you're ahead.

Don't wait until a doctor tells you 50, 100, 200 lbs from now that you'll die if you don't fix it/get major life risking surgery.

[Anonymous No.4153906]

>>4153897

I don't deny that.

There was an embarrassing silence broken only when we started laughing.

>>4153904

Yes.

[Anonymous No.4153909]

>>4153906

>yes

[Anonymous No.4153910]

>>4153690
this is all i can think of when i look at your body

[Anonymous No.4153911]

>>4153875
Fat dyke explains it, let me lay it out for you friend

Soon say 5-10 years the pain of every day life will become to much and you will end up in a chair/ bed ridden. I hope to god your gf leaves by this point because you are a selfish drain on the world and should feel ashamed every second of the day. You will develop constant rashes and be in constant pain as punishment for your glutony.

A little down the line you will become diabetic and each meal you will fear slipping into a comma and dying. Being so fat and this will be a near constant fear. In time your circulation will slow and parts of you will start to die. Just picture looking down at a rotting mound of flesh, ever seen off milk/ meat ? That is how you will smell / look. Soon an infection will take hold or you will die from the violent swings in blood sugar, which will be very painful.

A heart attack is also very likely, It will start with a dull pain and spread with a strange metal like taste, Soon the pain will build to an unimaginable crushing like an elephant( or you ) is sitting on you
You will be scared and you will die then or may come back just long enough to feel ashamed as your young parents watch the child they invested 18 years in die from being no better than a pig.

A stroke is the runner up prize which will leave you a vegtable not able to enjoy even the smallest things in life.

Im not saying it is all your fault, but it is 100% in your control and your responsibility.

But you will die op within 10-20 years

[Anonymous No.4153916]

this is how i lost about 30 pounds:

drink: water, vegetable juice, maximum of 3 beers in a drinking session followed by vodka soda
eat: generally whatever the fuck i want as long as it's nothing above 200 calories after 8pm. i go low carb, not because i think they're going to drastically make me fat but because they do not solve my appetite - doesn't matter if it's low gi or otherwise, carbs only ever last me a couple of hours. i just feel bloated rather than satisfied when i eat bread or oats all the time.

in summary, most of what i eat is chicken or fish with loads of non-starchy vegetables, i make sure when i'm drinking to hydrate it's just water, and i only eat when i'm genuinely hungry - not just intrigued by whatever morsel is placed in front of me.

i do also exercise but i did about the same amount when i was fat too.

[Anonymous No.4153917]

>>4153911
slipping into a comma
You better watch out for colons too

[Anonymous No.4153918]

>>4153911
>Slipping into a comma
>comma
>,

[Anonymous No.4153920]

>>4153857
>trolled softly

[Anonymous No.4153923]

>>4153906

>There was an embarrassing silence broken only when we started laughing

You find out you weigh twice as much as them and you laugh?

[Anonymous No.4153928]

>>4153838
>implying all successful women are fat

0/10 obvious troll pic is obvious

[Anonymous No.4153933]

>>4153928
I wish it was trolling, but it's just landwhale logic.

[Anonymous No.4153937]

>>4153829
>you fat fucking cow lose weight!

>I swim weekly

>GROSS stop doing your only form of exercise!

Wat? Also, OP, Since you probably already go to a gym, taking a water aerobics class (water makes it easier on your joints and the resistance helps build muscle) two or three times a week combined with some weight lifting and other cardio would be a good way to help lose the weight.

[Anonymous No.4153940]

>tl;dr highlights of the thread

>>4153604
>to make it seem like im really trying to lose weight
>>4153690
>it just happened
>the picture is misleading
>makes me look bigger than i actually am
>>4153746
only 200lbs
>>4153799
>im more active than you think
>swimming once a week
>>4153875
>the embarassing thing is
implying youre not embarassing altogether

[Anonymous No.4153941]

>>4153918
Great so i make an mistake and everyone makes fun of it,

[Anonymous No.4153942]

>>4153923

Was nothing else I could do.

I had just found out I'm 4lbs heavier than two of my friends put together and to top it off I'm wearing a two-piece that keeps rolling down under my belly.

[Anonymous No.4153950]

>>4153942

>and to top it off I'm wearing a two-piece that keeps rolling down under my belly.

Wow, just wow.

So this is what it's like being fat.

[Anonymous No.4153953]

>>4153854
What does your daily diet include?

[Anonymous No.4153955]

>Your_Body_On_SS.jpg

[Anonymous No.4153957]

>>4153757
strong bulk brah

[Anonymous No.4153959]

>>4153942

I'd suggest eating dust. No evil fat, and no sinful carbs. And you don't even have to buy it, because I bet there is always some of it hidden in between your fat rolls.

[Anonymous No.4153961]

>>4153756
this made me laugh
out loud
in real life
OP's hot, though. shut up, everybody.

[Anonymous No.4153962]

Haha, saved her pics from /fit/

[Anonymous No.4153965]

>>4153959
>mfw

[Anonymous No.4153968]

Why are all these fags in /ck/ ?

[Anonymous No.4153969]

>>4153838
This shit pisses me off
come on its not that hard to take pride in your appearence
I studied hard through highschool and am working hard at uni and still find time to spend an hour a day in the gym and also run most days (inb4 cadio kills gains) as well as working 4 days a week seriously there are no excuses

[Anonymous No.4153970]

>>4153962

And the BMI test we told her to fill in.

[Anonymous No.4153971]

>>4153959
Fat and carbs are good.

Oh wait, this is about OP. Right. I don't know what the fuck is good for OP at this point apart from eating NOTHING.

[Anonymous No.4153973]

>>4153971
an hero would be good for OP

[Anonymous No.4153975]

>>4153970

>bodyfat 48,2%

Jesuschrist

[Anonymous No.4153976]

>>4153962
post them all please.

[Anonymous No.4153977]

>>4153970

There is no way she weighs 320 though. It's more.

[Anonymous No.4153978]

you're hot. would bang.

[Anonymous No.4153980]

>>4153976
There's a bbwchan thread about that someone from /fit/ posted the other day, it's all there.

[Anonymous No.4153981]

>>4153950

Yeah well, the way I'm built my bikini bottom works like a shelf to keep my belly from hanging.

When I walk it slips though so I have to keep pulling it up.

>>4153977

Will weigh myself Friday and we'll see.

[Anonymous No.4153982]

I don't get what everyone's bitch is about OP wanting to serve a healthy meal for her parents. Even if she doesn't actually want to eat better and lose weight, at least she's being considerate by providing a healthy meal knowing that her parents don't live her fat lifestyle. She's being accommodating and I don't see a problem here. My parents are terrible smokers and smoke two packs a day, but when I'm around they go outside to smoke.
Adults are adults and they're gonna make the choices they wanna make unless they want change.

I just don't see how yelling at someone over the internet is going to change them.
>and protip: it doesn't
It's like telling a person with an eating disorder to stop barfing their meals, or a meth addict to just stop using, or a smoker to stop smoking, or an alcoholic to stop buying beer. If people have enough delusion and a legitimate addiction to something, words on some computer screen probably aren't going to help.

I think some of you are legitimately upset and maybe you should talk to someone about it.

[Anonymous No.4153985]

>>4153969
> take pride in your appearence
> an hour a day in the gym
> so run most days

There's no need for her to become a full superficial gymfag, all it takes it eating less..

[Anonymous No.4153990]

>>4153985
You don't gain a normal physique from >>4153962 by just eating less. You'll look even more disgusting with all the meat flaps hanging off.

[Anonymous No.4153992]

>>4153962
How do you even find panties in that size? Do you just buy parachutes?

[Anonymous No.4153993]

>>4153962

She looks way easier than 317lbs.

I'd guess at 350 or more.

[Anonymous No.4153994]

>>4153985
Point taken i worded that like shit but all I was trying to say was that its not fucking hard to find time to look after yourself even if that is just not eating like a tard

[Anonymous No.4154000]

>>4153992

Big and tall stores.

I don't buy clothes at the same places as my friends but they follow me to the store where I shop.

The changing rooms are so big we can all fit in them easily.

[Anonymous No.4154001]

>>4153982

No. She made several threads on several other boards asking for tips on how to not look fat, how to appear healthy, etc.

That's the problem. She doesn't want to actually change her eating, or go out an exercise. She asks how to make it look so she isn't an obese whale.

[Anonymous No.4154003]

>>4153985
fatty detected

[Anonymous No.4154007]

>>4153985
if she would only eat less she hat loose skine like a flying squirrel
one fucking blow and she would fly away
if she went to the gym sh would look thick solid tight

[Anonymous No.4154008]

OP I want to marry you, contact info please?

[Anonymous No.4154009]

>>4154000

>The changing rooms are so big we can all fit in them easily.

lol

[Anonymous No.4154010]

People don't even realize that super fat people like OP, even if they do manage to lose a good 100 pounds, still look fat because they have all the extra skin flaps leftover that they cannot physically lose unless they undergo plastic surgery. So unless OP has got a good couple grand laying around somewhere, I wouldn't even bother or else they'll just wind up spending years looking like a flying squirrel.
Sad, but true. I think after a certain point you have to resign yourself to the fact that you will always be a bigger person than average.

[Anonymous No.4154004]

>>4154000

>The changing rooms are so big we can all fit in them easily.

confirmed for troll.

[Anonymous No.4154006]

HAHAH FATTIES

[Anonymous No.4154011]

>>4154004

Ever been to a H&M store?

There they're as small as a portapotty.

[Anonymous No.4154014]

>>4154010

>Lose 100 pounds
>Good

Pick one.

People as fat as her can looks 150lbs with EASE by just not stuffing their faces.

If she does it slowly with the proper gym exercise she can cut down loose skin to the minimum.

Don't act like nothing can be done faggot.

[Anonymous No.4154015]

>>4153977
She said 342 in the thread the other day
Or maybe someone else
Who knows? You have to take everything with a pinch of salt here

[Anonymous No.4154016]

>>4154014

*lose

[Anonymous No.4154017]

>>4154001
>that's a problem!
No, that's not a problem. Tons of women do things to themselves to look less fat. Ever hear of corsets, spanx, or diet pills? Women do this shit all the time, they have blogs dedicated to finding clothes that flatter body types and this includes underweight and overweight women.

The REAL problem here is that this is a very good troll.

[Anonymous No.4154023]

>>4154014
Considering she weighs 350, even with a 150 pound loss she's still 200 pounds which is clinically obese by many standards. And you are an idiot if you seriously believe rapid weight loss will not result in loose skin, which is inevitable with people of her weight.

Now, please shut up and let the adults who know what they're talking about have a discussion.

[Anonymous No.4154022]

>>4154017
Yeah but it doesn't matter if you're a blue whale or a finback whale. You're still a fucking whale.

[Anonymous No.4154024]

From the fit thread

[Anonymous No.4154025]

>>4154017

>diet pills
>women do things to themselves to look less fat
>look less fat

Oh yes the magical diet pills which bend light around the person who takes them making them appear thinner.

[Anonymous No.4154026]

>>4154022
>boohoo I just hate fatties k!
Sounds like your problem tbh.

[Anonymous No.4154027]

>>4154017

No she posted timestamps and all on /fa/ and earlier on /fit/.

And what you say is not nearly all shenanigans women pull.

-Makeup? 2-3 points depending on quality
-Angle? 2 points (often obvious)
-Lighting? (same as makeup but depends)
-Photoshop? up to 4 points

So depending on how well women pull the above things they can appear a shitton better than they actually do. And they do it ALL the time.

[Anonymous No.4154028]

>>4154026
Sounds like you're fat tbh.

[Anonymous No.4154029]

>>4154010
>implying sorting your life out fro that stage is even mostly aesthetically based. At that sort of weight I would be doing it so i didn't die and loose skin isnt particularly life threatening (unless you get it stuck ina train door or something.)

[Anonymous No.4154031]

>>4154025
Grasp one.

[Anonymous No.4154032]

>>4154010
couple grand
right, kiddo

[Anonymous No.4154033]

>>4153975
My fucking thoughts

[Anonymous No.4154034]

>>4154031

>spending time googling things to make a lame retort on an anonymous board

someones upset

[Anonymous No.4154036]

>>4153981

>the way I'm built

You weren't built that way, you ate so much that your belly spills out of your clothes.

[Anonymous No.4154037]

>>4154027
>So depending on how well women pull the above things they can appear a shitton better than they actually do. And they do it ALL the time.
That's my point.

>>4154029
Actually loose skin can pose a lot of health risks. Skin will always have a small amount of fat, and even when it becomes deflated. If you still weigh 200 pounds, it's still a health risk even if you are exercising and eating better.

You can also develop nasty skin infections if the flaps aren't cleaned properly, and not to mention you'll probably stink all the time from the trapped sweat and bacteria. It also makes mobility very difficult as well.

[Anonymous No.4154039]

>>4153604
Die in a fire you fat piece of shit

[Anonymous No.4154041]

>>4153981
>my bikini bottom works like a shelf to keep my belly from hanging

Wut?

How large is your fucking bikini bottom.

[Anonymous No.4154042]

OP, you see all the hate filled comments in this thread? That's what people who encounter you everyday have running through their heads
Some may feel pity as well as disgust. Do you want people to view you like that?

[Anonymous No.4154043]

>>4154042
>That's what people who encounter you everyday have running through their heads.
>Some may feel pity as well as disgust

>implying this doesn't happen to everyone
This is why fatties have a victim complex. IRL nobody gives a shit if someone is fat unless their ass cracks are hanging out in front of them, or they're stealing their food.

[Anonymous No.4154045]

>+ 224 posts and 51 image replies omitted. Click here to view.

why, /ck/

[Anonymous No.4154046]

>>4154041

It fits a bit like this:

>>4153690

If it weren't for my underwear my belly would hang a bit lower. When I'm at the swimming hall I have to pull it up over my belly, otherwise it quivers when I walk and it makes me look fatter.

[Anonymous No.4154047]

>>4154046
why are you fat

[Anonymous No.4154048]

>>4154037

[Anonymous No.4154049]

>>4154045

[Anonymous No.4154052]

>>4154048
>HOW DARE WOMEN WEAR BELTS, FUCKING WOMEN AND THEIR IDEALS ABOUT FASHION
Next thing you know those whores will want things like "rights."

[Anonymous No.4154053]

>>4154052
Missing the point entirely, or simply trolling; can't tell.

[Anonymous No.4154055]

>>4154052
The difference is that they spout shit about being proud of their bodies while actively trying to hide them and make them look as "normal" as possible.

[Anonymous No.4154056]

What in the hell does a person constantly eat to get that size? After you reach the half-way point, don't you think to yourself, "damn.... I'm really starting to get big..." ? Jesus Christ man.

I't's understandable why this guy ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4W6HtWNik ) is such a lard ass. Because all he does is sit on his fat ass and eat in front of the camera. But chicks like OP? What excuse do YOU have?

[Anonymous No.4154057]

This picture applies to OP 1 on 1

[Anonymous No.4154058]

>>4154055
>>4154053
There is no "point" about that image, it's a troll.
The purpose of the belt is there so the loose-fitting tops won't look like potato sacks with no shape. Thin women do this too, does that make them fat insecure fatties too? No it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.4154059]

[Anonymous No.4154060]

>>4154046

>If it weren't for my underwear my belly would hang a bit lower.

Is that even possible?

>When I'm at the swimming hall I have to pull it up over my belly, otherwise it quivers when I walk and it makes me look fatter.

I would pay to see this, sounds hilarious.

[Anonymous No.4154061]

>>4154058
>baww dat image is trol
You sound fat.

[Anonymous No.4154064]

>>4154061
You're horrible at trolling.
Refer to >>>/b/
You need practice. You're stale and rusty.

[Anonymous No.4154062]

OP 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.4154065]

>>4154046

Like you can look any fatter.

[Anonymous No.4154066]

>>4154056
Yeah. I'm skinny fat and everytime I feel like my gut grows a bit I feel disgusting and work on getting it down to reasonable levels. It always grows when I drink a lot or eat a lot of pasta in rapid succession, and goes away when I eat sensibly. I don't see myself ever getting fat because it's pig disgusting and I'm not that attractive to begin with.

Once I get a stable job though I plan on getting a gym membership so I don't even have to worry about being a lardass.

[Anonymous No.4154068]

[Anonymous No.4154069]

>>4154062
thats not to bad ive fucked worse
but thats how all fat fucks start with denial

[Anonymous No.4154070]

>>4154069

That picture is borderline obese for her height and age.

[Anonymous No.4154071]

>>4153731
>I was mostly wearing stretch pants and elastic skirts
So in other words, you pretty much planned ahead for weight gain.

[Anonymous No.4154072]

>>4154070

[Anonymous No.4154073]

>>4154068
bad example she almost looks worse before

[Anonymous No.4154074]

[Anonymous No.4154076]

>>4154072
this one has to be fake

[Anonymous No.4154077]

>>4154056

I mostly wear stretchy paints and skirts, that way I could wear 3xl clothes when I was 4xl.

And when they got too tight to fit over my waist I wore them under my belly and used a longer top to hide the overhang.

The problem with that idea though was that everytime I lifted my arms my top would ride up and showcase my gut. And of course the girls only told me after I had been doing it for a few days.

[Anonymous No.4154078]

>>4154072
>>4154068
>>4154059
>>4154070
>>4154074
Why do women let themselves go like this

[Anonymous No.4154080]

>>4154072
She's still hot. U mad?

[Anonymous No.4154081]

>>4154070
that's terrible.

[Anonymous No.4154083]

>>4154077
You're a revolting individual.

[Anonymous No.4154084]

>>4154081
only in a kinky fat person way

[Anonymous No.4154086]

>>4153917
>>4153918

>amazed over a double key stroke typo

[Anonymous No.4154088]

>>4154072

It's okay when attractive women get fat. Because they'll still be attractive. They'll still have attractive kids too.
This must piss off so many ugly skinny chicks.

[Anonymous No.4154090]

>>4154077

>overhang

When this happens shouldn't there be some warning bell that you're maybe getting fat?

Bellies aren't supposed to have an 'underside', and if it quivers when you walk you must've realized you were getting fat?

[Anonymous No.4154093]

>>4153773

This is a repost from two days ago

[Anonymous No.4154094]

>>4153755
she will look ripped has fuck when she cuts

[Anonymous No.4154097]

>>4154090
s/fat/obese/
I'm pretty sure OP realises they're fat, it's just they don't care enough to stop eating or they can't stop because they're addicted to food
Do you comfort eat OP?

[Anonymous No.4154100]

>>4154090

At the time it felt easy to justify.

>>4154097

Not really, I mostly eat when I'm happy which is pretty much always. I'm not ashamed of my fat so I don't get sad when I see how fat I am.

That's why I can joke about my weight when I'm with my friends.

[Anonymous No.4154105]

>>4154097
>using sed on a cooking board

[Anonymous No.4154106]

>mfw this thread
OP is the type of fatty I love to hate. Accepts that she's fat and unhealthy but deflects all responsibility for it, claiming it "just happened," as if she never before noticed her fucking stomach hanging around her knees.

Go get hit by a car, OP. I'll spit on your grave when you do.

[Anonymous No.4154108]

Another one from /fit/.

Someone wanted a side view and she used this as proof that she wasn't THAT fat.

You can even see that she's sucking it in.

[Anonymous No.4154109]

>>4154105
Jack of all trades, faps to your mum
(not actually Brit, just rhymes better)

[Anonymous No.4154112]

>>4154108
I bet if the bra comes off they just hang down like udon noodles

[Anonymous No.4154113]

What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened because of your fat OP?

[Anonymous No.4154116]

>>4154112

Thankfully no, it's mostly my gut that hangs.

[Anonymous No.4154117]

>>4153875
Wait, lesbians like... eat each other out a lot... cause ya know, no dick and stuff..,

your vagina stench and taste must be absolutely horrid, why would you do that to somebody?

>implying she can reach your vagina through the folds

[Anonymous No.4154118]

Dang OP you must be pretty thick skinned if none of this gets to you
Pun not intended

[Anonymous No.4154120]

>>4154118

It's an anonymous board and I already know I'm fat and haven't shown my face.

Besides, you guys might be fatter than me.

[Anonymous No.4154121]

>>4154100

Not ashamed? If I was that fat I'd kill myself, how is life worth living?

Your friends think you're a joke, your family see you as a failure, I can't imagine you have a great job/sex life.

You fucking disgust me

[Anonymous No.4154124]

>>4154120

>Besides, you guys might be fatter than me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.4154125]

oh god this thread is still going?

[Anonymous No.4154126]

>>4154120
That's rather unlikely.

[Anonymous No.4154127]

>>4154120

Lol no

I'm 5"10 and at my disgusting fattest I was like 190 lbs, I looked awful, and felt awful

I can't imagine what you must feel everyday looking in the mirror

[Anonymous No.4154128]

>>4154120
>Besides, you guys might be fatter than me.

Aha. Ha. No.

[Anonymous No.4154131]

>>4154113
>>4154113
>>4154113

This, answer this OP, I am curious too.

[Anonymous No.4154134]

>>4154108

How can you constantly, constantly, constantly, constantly eat yourself into oblivion like this? What the fuck is wrong with a person? It has to be some sort of mental illness or something.

[Anonymous No.4154137]

I'm about 10 lb overweight and haven't had a visible six pack for 5 years and I'm ashamed and disgusted with myself.

On the other hand, sometimes I'll be eating and I'll see a really fat person and lose my appetite, so I guess true disgustingness is in the eye of the beholder

[Anonymous No.4154139]

>>4154134
Not according to the DSM IV, but it appears that it's being considered to be included.

http://www.dsm5.org/Documents/Eating%20Disorders%20Reviews/Marcus%20obesity_IJED%202009.pdf

http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/article.aspx?articleid=98310

[Anonymous No.4154140]

>>4154113

Besides standing on a scale in a bikini while weighing more than twice as much as any of my friends?

Probably when I was was changing clothes and my friend asked if I didn't have any underwear on. Turns out my belly had rolled over my underwear so it looked like I wasn't wearing any.
Har to turn around and show her it covered my backside

[Anonymous No.4154142]

>>4154140
If my body ate my underwear I think a few warning lights would go off in my head telling me I need to do something about this...

>>4154139
V, not IV, my bad.

[Anonymous No.4154143]

>>4154134

I like food and the feeling of being squishy doesn't bother me.

I have quite strong legs so I don't feel that heavy either.

[Anonymous No.4154145]

>>4154117
This.

I'm strangely curious about your sex life

[Anonymous No.4154146]

>>4154140

Are your friends that ok with your weight?

[Anonymous No.4154148]

>>4154143

[Anonymous No.4154151]

>>4154140

Got any more?

[Anonymous No.4154153]

>>4154143

>dem joints

[Anonymous No.4154159]

It is like this is a sticky thread on /ck/
>irony

[Anonymous No.4154161]

>>4154057
>pie on the roof

[Anonymous No.4154162]

>>4154151

The reason I weigh myself at the pool is because my friend's scale only goes to 280.

It's embarrassing that I have to be in swimwear but at least it doesn't get an error.

Also both I and my friends were curious.

[Anonymous No.4154168]

>>4154143

Unfortunately for you, your appearance bothers pretty much everyone. We don't like seeing you. We don't like you in the way. We don't. like. you.

[Anonymous No.4154169]

>>4154162

They must've been horrified at your size.

First seeng an error message on the scale and then seeing you oozing out of your swimwear.

[Anonymous No.4154171]

Can you even walk up a flight of stairs in one go anymore?

[Anonymous No.4154172]

OP is that fuckhead who always orders a large burger fuck with extras then opts for diet coke.

[Anonymous No.4154173]

>>4154171

Hey now! OP said she is very active.

[Anonymous No.4154174]

>>4154172

Two burgers, no fries and a regular cola.

>>4154171

Yeah, I prefer the elevator though as its usually more than one flight.

[Anonymous No.4154176]

>>4154162

The things that embarrass you are superficial and not things like how physically pathetic you are or that you have worse mental strength to resist food than a child sitting in front of a plate of cakes.

Sure, a child will eat every cake on the plate just as you would you disgusting fat bastard but at least the kids would stop at lmao one plate and not go get more.

[sage No.4154177]

>>4153690
This photo has been going around the boards. Including /fit/ and /ck/.
Troll detected.

[Anonymous No.4154178]

>>4154174

Where do you get the rest of your 3600 daily calories if not more (otherwise you would lose weight).

[Anonymous No.4154180]

>>4154177

She has posted timestamped pictures on /fa/ around the same time she asked on /fit/.

Not a troll.

[Anonymous No.4154181]

Chicken +crockpot +vegetables+herbs and spices, serve with brown rice
Or, grilled fish with lemon, green beans and new potatoes

[sage No.4154182]

>>4154180
Still annoying as fuck. She may not be a troll, but she should get off the internet and kill herself.

OP, please an hero and save us all the headaches.

[Anonymous No.4154183]

>>4154180
but how do we know *your're* not a troll?

[Anonymous No.4154184]

>>4154178

To be honest I don't eat as much amongst friends.
I prefer snacking at home.

Sitting in front of the TV alternating between chips and gummy candy.

>>4154176

But I'm not trying to resist' I'm eating by choice because I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.4154186]

>>4154183

Go to /fa/ and check yourself?

[Anonymous No.4154188]

>>4154182
She's already killing herself, just in slow motion in a way that's destroying her emotionally

:3

Keep it up op you ugly piece of wastepiled garbage.

[Anonymous No.4154190]

>>4154186
I forgot how slow things go there compared to everywhere else

[Anonymous No.4154191]

Hey OP, I saw this thread and I felt compelled to post my story.

First off, let me say that I don't blame anyone but myself for my weight.

I have always been an active, outdoorsy person. Then two years ago my 7 year old pitt bull was diagnosed with lymphoma. We decided on chemo. We did weekly chemo treatments for a year. During that year my two cats also fell ill an passed. After a year of chemo for my Pitt, we got her radiation and a bone marrow transplant. She died anyway. Then my wonderful sweet terrier mix died of heart failure.

Tl;dnr all my pets died within a year.

I ate my feelings. I had ALOT of feelings. I ended up gaining 70 lbs in a year. My husband shut down. We stopped communicating. I had no support from friends and family ("it's a stupid dog. Get over it"). Again, I take full responsibility for my weight gain, just trying to explain the state I found myself in. I was depressed for a long time afterward. I gained all the 70 lbs quickly. My weight has been steady ever since. I go to the gym 3-4 days a week for an hour at a time. I really push myself, not just slow walking on a treadmill telling myself that I'm exercising. I have been working out for six months and I haven't lost a single pound. Not one. I eat lots of veggies, little red meat, no 'white' stuff' (I'm gluten intolerant anyway). I measure my portions and I cook almost all of our meals.
I've always been a fatty hater, and now I am fat. I always thought fatties were just a whiny bunch of gluttons with lots of excuses. Now I'm one of them. I would kill myself, but I don't want to hurt my family.
I have a doctors appointment coming up. The first I've had in years. I hope the doctor can help me.

[Anonymous No.4154192]

>>4153970

>waist 62"

[Anonymous No.4154193]

>>4154184
Nobody is getting anywhere with this bitch.
Go die of a heart attack, OP. Fat, and alone with your gummybears.

[Aster No.4154195]

>>4154184
>But I'm not trying to resist' I'm eating by choice because I'm hungry.
>not trying to resist

That's exactly the point I made.
You're lazy mentally as well as physically and are undateable junk wasting MY fucking oxygen.

Go die.

Implying you wouldn't give all your gummy bears to fuck me and lick my stomach.
Implying I wouldn't give all my whey to get to bury an axe in your head

[Anonymous No.4154196]

>>4154191
>becoming that depressed because your dog and cat died

You realize your parents are going to die some day, right?

Get ready.

[Anonymous No.4154198]

>>4154191
spending all that money and time on an animal that can be easily replaced, and just to have it die in the end, wow... your family was right, it's just an animal. I know it's sad and baww but seriously?

[Anonymous No.4154199]

>>4154186
>>>/fa/5442601
Hardly proof if it only shows that much

[Anonymous No.4154200]

[Anonymous No.4154202]

>>4154195
>Implying you wouldn't give all your gummy bears to fuck me and lick my stomach.
>Implying I wouldn't give all my whey to get to bury an axe in your head
>
>mfw

[Doctor No.4154203]

>>4154191

Two things.

>>4154191
>"it's a stupid dog. Get over it"

I'm guessing you can't have children. Otherwise wtf. Go adopt or something.

>>4154191
>I hope the doctor can help me.

Check my name.
EAT LESS FOOD.

$500 dollars please.

[Anonymous No.4154207]

>>4154192

Actually I think it's more.
/fit/ told me I held the tape too high,it's closer to 66.

I think I fooled myself by measuring where I'm thinnest.

[Anonymous No.4154208]

>>4154140

>being so fat that your rolls hide your underwear

Jesus Christ OP, how can you get that fat?

[Anonymous No.4154209]

>>4154207
Typical fat person logic.

it's like my fatass sister. She counts calories and according to her as long as she's within some magical range of calories then she's healthy and fit, except she's a fat ass. She thinks health is all about calories and not about ingredients or anything else. JUST CALORIES.
You sound just like her I bet, fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.4154210]

>>4154191
Don't drink soda, either diet or regular, swap it for water
Avoid eating too much fruit - yes it's full of vitamins and minerals but it's also got a load of sugar.
Make a diary of what you eat and drink and how much you work out in a day - look over this and see what you could improve on.

[Anonymous No.4154214]

>>4154210
still eat tonnes of vegetables though
and try not to eat too much fruit juice
Also salads are only healthy without the dressings

[Anonymous No.4154215]

>>4154207

>66" waist

Is that standing or sitting?

Because, Jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.4154216]

>>4154143

I don't mind thick women or squeezing on and cuddling with them. But damn once you reach a certain size you have to figure when enough is enough. Once you get too TOO big it begins getting disgusting.

[Anonymous No.4154217]

Did anyone else see the Hairy Bikers weight loss series? They made a load of amazing food for less calories but it still tasted cook and looked mostly the same

[Anonymous No.4154222]

>>4154217
tasted good*

[Anonymous No.4154223]

>>4154215

That's standing.

When I sit or lie down my belly rolls forward.

[Anonymous No.4154224]

>>4154173
anaerobic muscles.

I'm 210 or so. Being fat doesn't happen. I love food thus I am fat.

[spoiler]cry

[Anonymous No.4154228]

>>4154191

You are lying to yourself.

It is physically impossible to operate at a calorie deficit and not lose weight bar a rare disorder, which as you were thin before you don't have.

Write down everything you eat and count the calories, you will eaither be eating massive portions or snacking excessively. Maybe you drink loads of cola, I don't know.

You are over eating somewhere, you just want an excuse you fat disgusting joke

[Anonymous No.4154230]

Everytime I see big women like this I just wanna put it in their pooper. Do you like teh pooper sex OP?

[Anonymous No.4154232]

>>4154223

You have no shape, you're literally a pile of jiggling fat.

[Anonymous No.4154234]

>>4154223

Omfg no, no wtf is that, are you actually Jabba?

Somebody tell Nasa we found something bigger than NML Cygni

Fuck

[Anonymous No.4154235]

Hey OP do you ever use your fat rolls to your advantage? Like do you ever hide things in them so you won't lose it? Maybe keep some spare change in there for a just in case scenario? Maybe you always lose the remote and so you just slide it right in between one of those hamflaps so you'll always have it? I imagine it could come in useful sometimes.

[Anonymous No.4154236]

>>4154223

Wait, so bigger than 66 inches when seated, damn.

[Anonymous No.4154237]

>>4154173
I wouldn't normally say anything about a fatass in person but if I saw some fatass wearing that shirt I would just lose my shit laughing and ask if they're serious.

[Anonymous No.4154241]

I'm fat and short, but.. but damn I'm not that bad and I still have time to change (and actively doing so). I'm.. I'm so happy.

[Anonymous No.4154245]

>>4154235

My fiancée has cold hands, when we watch movies I let her warm her hands between my rolls.

It's also good for pinning her to the bed.
While I hold her arms my belly rests on her and keeps her in place.

She likes to tickle and that's the best way to stop her.

[Anonymous No.4154247]

>>4153604
>Reply
enjoy a life of being discriminated against, and rightly so, piggie

[Anonymous No.4154251]

>>4154245
is your fiance thin?

[Anonymous No.4154252]

I think we're being trolled here gentlemen

[Anonymous No.4154255]

>>4154245
Wow. Isn't she scared you might have a heart attack while you're on top of her and then she'll die under you? Fuck me, I'd be terrified.

also, I'm hoping she has some hand sanitizer for when her hands warm up and she takes them out of you.

[Anonymous No.4154257]

>>4154251

About average, almost skinny.
About my height.

[Anonymous No.4154264]

>>4154257
Do you ever ask her to eat your pussy? If so, how does she react? Does she ever do it or does she refuse? Do you just assume she never would want to and not even ask?

[Anonymous No.4154267]

>>4154257
~ what weight do you consider "average"

[Anonymous No.4154268]

>>4154255

Not OP but I've been with a fat girl and she didn't sweat at all between her fat rolls.

[Anonymous No.4154270]

>>4154191
Count calories. Every time you eat, you count the calories. There are apps to help you with that.

I guarantee you are not at a calorie deficit.

[Anonymous No.4154274]

>>4154268
You probably had a special fat girl. I've only been with chubby girls and they always smell and sweat between fat rolls. They can even get mold in there if they don't wash it.

[Anonymous No.4154275]

>>4154267

144 lbs at 5'6,5"

A bit athletic too.

[Anonymous No.4154278]

Found this on that blog someone posted

I'm so glad I found this blog. Thank you all so much for sharing! I'm in my mid 20's and weigh 300+ pounds. I'm at the point where I can not wipe front or bottom. It is so embarassing, because I get poop butt and it soaks through my jeans, leaving stains on car seats, couches, etc.

fucking lol

[Anonymous No.4154282]

>>4154278
I am over 500 lbs at 5'2. For potty issues, I use BBQ tongs. Those bariatric hygene fanny wipers are all made of cheap plastic, and when reaching, my apron comes down and crushes the handle. I cannot reach around, as I too have T-rex syndrome. We keep babywipes in the bathroom. They are thicker and more durable than the 'adult wipes' ex: cottonelle, etc. I use TP until mostly clean then a wipe to make sure. As for the underwear issue, I HATE when they roll down under my apron, because when i have to get them down in a hurry, my skin rolls up in them. I get pinched AND they wont come down. I will be buying bigger undies, and possibly wearing them backwards as my front is bigger than the back (not by much!) Someone need to make fuller full cut.. as in deeper from waist to crotch. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.4154288]

>>4154275

Why would an athletic girl be with a fatty?

[Anonymous No.4154293]

>>4154264
I'm feeling very nauseous, please stop.

[Anonymous No.4154294]

>>4154245

I have a friend who's fat and love tickling her.
She's even bigger than you and there's just so much flesh to tickle that se can't protect herself.

I don't have a thing for fat girls but I love hearing her laugh.

[Anonymous No.4154300]

>>4154294

>bigger

How big?

[Anonymous No.4154302]

>>4154293
Sorry bro, I'm just curious. I can't imagine anyone wanting or even consenting to eat out someone that size. Especially with OPs diet, it has to be absolutely revolting.

[Anonymous No.4154309]

>>4154300

I'm bad at guessing, but she makes OP look small, and while o has a belly she just have rolls on top of rolls of fat.

If I had to guess I'd say 430, maybe?

Will try to find a picture of someone her size.

[Anonymous No.4154317]

>>4154309

About this big, maybe slightly bigger.

And much younger at 21.

[Anonymous No.4154326]

>>4154270
>>4154228
>>4154210

I know I must be doing something wrong.
I don't tell myself that I'm some special fucking snowflake with a medical condition.
I don't drink soda. I eat some fruit but its fresh whole fruit (an apple with lunch, I cup mixed berries after dinner). Little dairy (but I do cook with fat free milk). I eat three meals a day, same time every day. I don't snack at night. In fact, breakfast is my largest meal of the day (4 cups veggies- get most of my daily requirement early in the day). I keep a food diary. I measure my food portions. I don't eat processed food or junk. I don't eat out more than once a month, and even then I get grilled fish and a salad.
I know it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to lose weight if I don't cut calories somewhere. That's why I have an upcoming doctors appointment. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.
The only thing I'm sure about is I hate myself. I feel like a disgusting piece of shit that shouldn't go out in public.

[Anonymous No.4154340]

>>4154326
Good luck

[Anonymous No.4154360]

>>4154326
Go read the sticky and get a real lifting routine the weight will come off
>inb4 men have it easier
>inb4 I'm too old
Actions speak louder than words and your mouth isn't doing a good job with that weight same for OP the time spent on this thread your fatass could have gone to the gym an done some squats

[Anonymous No.4154362]

>>4154360
Squats thing was aimed at OP, still you can go work out too won't hurt

[Anonymous No.4154369]

>>4154326
>I know it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to lose weight if I don't cut calories somewhere. That's why I have an upcoming doctors appointment. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.

You're. Not. Cutting.

Video related
>"She eats healthier than me!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4

[Anonymous No.4154382]

>>4154326
Already been to the gym today ;)
( not OP, I'm this >>4154360 chick)

Gaining all this weight has had a really negative effect on me mentally. I don't leave the house unless its to exercise or run errands. I don't like to eat in front of other people, because who wants to watch a disgusting fatass eat. I don't visit with friends and family because I'm embarrassed of my appearance. Random people come up to me and ask if I'm pregnant (almost all of the weight gained is around my stomach). The pregnant thing is especially painful because I have always wanted children and I'm unable to have them (hubby wont adopt).
I don't know why I'm posting this. Especially on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.4154413]

>>4154382
Count every single calorie for a month. 100% sure you'll lose weight if you're on a deficit.

[Anonymous No.4154419]

>>4154302
I would do that in a heartbeat.

Then again, I have a fat fetish.

[Anonymous No.4154424]

>>4154419
Even if it looked like you were pulling apart a grilled cheese?

[Anonymous No.4154446]

>>4154424
'Course I'd like to encourage her (or help her) to keep up a decent personal hygiene. Other than that, I don't see there being any issue on my part. I'm exclusively attracted to fat girls after all.

[Anonymous No.4154456]

>>4154369
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4
Oh god their expressions

[Anonymous No.4154487]

OP your pic is killing my appetite. That's not why I come to /ck/.

[Anonymous No.4154550]

>>4154173
>>4154237
It does make sense though. She'd be as fucking tired after a warmup as you after a full work out.

[Anonymous No.4155099]

I wish I could commend op on fearlessness, but she is at a level which is subjectivley close to hard drug use or smoking 5 packs a cigarettes a day. If she would value her life or the feelings of those around her I would suggest she begin changing things. Counting calories and accepting a change in nutrition paradigm is sufficient.

[serial !kiLL3Roj9Y No.4155640]

another /fit/izen reporting in!

OP, it's not THAT fucking hard to lose weight

Pic related, it's my progress and I'm still losing weight while lifting heavier at the gym!

[None !4X8vLLNDE2 No.4155640,1]

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