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What fictional foodstuff would you eat/drink the shit out of if it were real?

>> No.4152472

I hope you're not implying you would drink nukacola.

>> No.4152476

>>4152472

I am. I imagine it tastes just like a good glass Coke, with a bit more tang and kick to it.

>> No.4152495

Nuka Cola is flat and irridiated. Would not drink.

Sunset sasparilla on the other hand.

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>>4152465
Always wanted to try legitimate lembas bread. Reading the books as a kid, they always sounded delicious. Even if it seems like some kind of honey sweetened, simple pastry, there's that side that has always wanted a piece from an elf bread oven.

Never tried any of the recipes fans have made up, though. I might. Maybe.

>> No.4152502

all that commander keen sugarshit. fuck id run thru there for all trhat

>> No.4152512

For anyone who has ever read The Edge Chronicles as a child, tilder meat. I would kill for a bowl of tilder sausage soup right now.

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"health drink"

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>>4152472

psssssh all you need is a bit of Rad-X and you'll be fine

>> No.4152536

>>4152514
Sure I'd try one, as long as I didn't have to get one myself.

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?

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>>4152495
>>4152472
It's only slightly irradiated. It would take so much to feel even the slightest effects.

Nuka Cola Quantum however.

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>> No.4152642

slurm

>> No.4152649

Futuramas Bachelor Chow

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Ive always pictured it tasting like a whopper. Anyone else?

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>>4152492

This

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You know it

>> No.4152739

Bachelor chow

>> No.4152746

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Butterbeer (I have yet to find a recipe that doesn't look disgusting)
ToMacco
Popplers
Anything from Redwall
Anything from LOTR/The Hobbit

>> No.4152753

>>4152730
i always imagined those made out of boogers when i was a kid

>> No.4152757

>>4152642
yes!

>> No.4152756

>>4152730
Oh sweet jesus, yes

I always imagined they would taste like a greasier, smoother version of sloppy joes

>> No.4152764

>>4152730

This too, fuck.

>> No.4152777

Turkish Delight. duh.

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>>4152746
>Anything from Redwall

>> No.4152786

>>4152746
>Popplers
holy shit i forgot all about those

do want. i bet theyre like more delicious chicken nuggets

>> No.4152804

>>4152786
I always thought they'd have the distinct crunchiness of popcorn shrimp, but with a less fishy flavor that's similar to chicken.

>> No.4152810

>>4152786
more like fried shrimp, a good firm shellfish

>> No.4152826

>>4152746

Fuck yeah, Redwall. Every time there was a feast my stomach would hate me.

>> No.4152837

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Redwall_Cookbook

There was a poster a few months back that posted all of the pages of the book. It was nice. There may still be some floating around.

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>> No.4152845

>>4152654
I always imagined In-N-Out Burger

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>>4152465
Limestone pies from Return to Oz.

>> No.4152862

I need a list of EVERYTHING that was at the table in the hobbit.

>> No.4152879

>>4152862
Hobbits enjoy good tasting, simple food. You want a proper Hobbit feast you need mushrooms most of all, root vegetables like carrots, potato, onion, and yam. Fresh, and easy to grow veggies like tomatoes. Chicken, ham, sausages. Blocks of good cheese. Some toasted bread. Pies. Small sweet cakes. Tea, coffee, and plenty of ale. You'd be hard pressed to find a meal a Hobbit wouldn't enjoy.

>> No.4152893

>>4152862
Lucky for you, I've found a site that's done all that and come up with a few recipes for the more vaguely described foods. http://recipewise.co.uk/tea-in-the-hobbit

>> No.4152897

>>4152879
>>4152893

ALL OF THE THINGS I LOVE
you are all good peoples

>> No.4153908

>>4152465

>fallout wiki says it's flat
>even the ice cold nuka colas are still flat

>> No.4153914

>>4152845

Holy shit, me too.

>>4152730

I imagined them to taste like a chicken fried steak only with some banana ketchup tang.