/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.4142607]

Haven't seen a "shit you made recently" thread for while. Post shit you made recently, and whether it was a disaster or a success.

Pic related. I know it's overdone, but I needed to make a chocolate cake, and I figured why not. Sponge didn't rise as well as I'd hoped though.

[Anonymous No.4142612]

>>4142607

would you stop that shit.

[Anonymous No.4142613]

I made an omelette, sliced it up, and stuck it between two slices of toast with some cream cheese. Shit was HEAVENLY.

[Anonymous No.4142615]

>>4142612

Right, because she's taking up half the frame with her face.

>>4142607

Post tits on cake of gtfo

[Anonymous No.4142616]

>>4142612
what's the matter? are you just a mad little gay virgin?

[Anonymous No.4142617]

>>4142612
Bitching about that is redundant, and derails the thread. The only camera I has handy was my webcam. There was pretty much no way I COULDN'T have been included in the shot.

>>4142613
That actually sounds surprisingly good. I'd try it with a bit of mayo.

[Anonymous No.4142618]

>>4142616

Not bad. Could use more tits.

[Anonymous No.4142619]

>>4142616

I recently made this picture for /ck/ to remind everyone to stop this shit.

[Anonymous No.4142621]

Did you mean for it to look like the portal cake?

[Cal_Chuchesta !!YbRaUvmiadZ No.4142622]

I made these cupcakes for my boss a bit ago.
She gave me a book called "small cakes" as a christmas gift so I thought that I'd bake her a recipe out of it to say thanks.

The book called them "Raspberry Coconut Buns", and they were pretty dense, but tasted great.
As far as presentation though, I was a little disappointed with the final product because I couldn't find fresh raspberries and used frozen ones.

[Anonymous No.4142626]

these are smores cupcakes
chocolate cake, marshmallow creme filling, vanilla/marshmallow icing, chocolate drizzle, and homemade graham cracker topping
all vegan btw

[Anonymous No.4142628]

>>4142619
>girl's object

[Anonymous No.4142631]

so fucking predictable

i hate the internet sometimes

[Anonymous No.4142637]

>>4142631
You mean you hate 4chan, don't demean the reset of the internets.

[Anonymous No.4142646]

>>4142621
I'm gonna go with yes since it's way too similar to just be a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.4142647]

Not sure about the cake but I'd eat OP all night.

[Anonymous No.4142661]

>>4142612

>...oh

[Anonymous No.4142662]

>>4142619

>...oh

[Anonymous No.4142666]

>>4142661
>>4142662


STFU...killing shit is different

[Anonymous No.4142669]

Made some weaboo food earlier, Ramen and Tonkatsu.

[Anonymous No.4142672]

[Anonymous No.4142676]

>>4142607

There can be no Cake without a hearty dose of Icing.

[Anonymous No.4142677]

>>4142669
That looks fucking amazing, I never really learned how to make something like that. Plus, now I eat gluten free so I'd have to find substitute noodles and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.4142678]

>>4142666
>using stfu unironically

Now I know why I never leave /a/.

[Anonymous No.4142680]

>>4142677

ramen and some chopping is not hard to do

[Anonymous No.4142682]

You make it a fact that you're a little blonde girl every time you post. Post your tits or GTFO.

[Anonymous No.4142684]

>>4142682

> blonde

that trap colors his hair blonde

[Anonymous No.4142686]

>>4142684
That would not be a surprise to end up as a trap.

[Anonymous No.4142689]

>>4142612
Beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.4142692]

>>4142684

OH SHIIIIII, it's a trap....I take it all back, you're a totally cool guy OP, lets hangout.

[Anonymous No.4142702]

>>4142669

> slices up the tip of a celery stalk and a quarter of a pepper to garnish.
> eats alone

fucking waybos.

[Anonymous No.4142707]

>>4142626
>>4142626
>>4142626

for the love of god please give me the recipe my vegan tastebuds depend on it

[Anonymous No.4142712]

>>4142692

Yeah, Opie, let's hang out... you can show us your dick. Pleeease?

[Anonymous No.4142715]

>>4142707

the only 'difficult' part to making that dessert vegan would be in replacing the egg and milk in the cake batter; use nut/soy milk and silken tofu.

[Anonymous No.4142720]

>>4142715

so what are you expecting me to just guess the whole fucking recipe then? i didn't mention the word difficult either so don't quote me on it m8

[Anonymous No.4142723]

/ck/ - afraid of females

[Anonymous No.4142727]

>>4142723
more like: /ck/ - tired of attention whoring

[Anonymous No.4142729]

>>4142723
I always thought /ck/ was more females than not?

Though I suppose that's not mutually exclusive with being afraid of them.

[Anonymous No.4142731]

>>4142720

recipes are fuh chumps, can't you even bake cupcakes?

[Anonymous No.4142740]

>>4142702
Actually, I didn't just cook for myself, silly.

[Anonymous No.4142743]

>>4142723
I'll take /ck/ over /r9k/ any day of the fucking week.

[Anonymous No.4142747]

>>4142727
I don't see attention whoring. Red circle pls.

[Anonymous No.4142752]

>>4142662
>>4142661
You must be an angry woman

[Anonymous No.4142755]

>>4142731

can't you just suck my dick and get it over with

[Anonymous No.4142758]

>>4142747
see:
>>4142612

She does it every time. /ck/ likes to stay away from attention to gender

[Anonymous No.4142763]

>>4142617
>implying you don't own a modern cell phone

Stop making excuses for your attention whoring,

[Anonymous No.4142766]

>>4142661
>>4142662

Nope. Just a man who cares for a wonderful one.

[Anonymous No.4142775]

>>4142763
Good fucking god. The picture has her in it, masturbate to it like a good kid or gtfo. Don't act like some deprived aspie. Can we go back to talking about recipes and how fucking fat we are in America?

[Anonymous No.4142783]

Jesus Christ /ck/ has gone to shit since the last time I got on, it seems.

Do threads normally turn into this much shitposting very often?

[Anonymous No.4142803]

So baking a cake for women is like scoring a kill in trophy hunting for men now?

[Anonymous No.4142806]

>>4142783
>4chan
>not giving shit to attention whores

Are you new or what?

[Anonymous No.4142809]

>>4142803

No their two totally different things, a slut whore, holding a cake is for attention; a man taking a group photo with a kill is male bonding, respect for the animal and a sign of unity with nature.

[Anonymous No.4142810]

>>4142803
Only if they bake it from scratch.

[Anonymous No.4142811]

>>4142809
>Blow an animal's face off who posed no threat for no reason
>Respect
>Manly

wut

Also OP you know you're attention whoring, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.4142812]

>>4142811
>Blow an animal's face off
The retard is strong in this one.

[Anonymous No.4142813]

DUDE, can we stop with all this belly aching about who deserves to post what on 4chin and get a trap confirmation?

[Anonymous No.4142816]

>>4142783
They do when homely blonde girls lie about their reasoning for being in a picture with food. See that smirk on her dull face? She made the thread knowing she'd be criticized.

[Anonymous No.4142817]

>>4142811
You don't shoot animals in the face.
The reason is sustenance.

Don't be dumb.

[Anonymous No.4142818]

>>4142811

>meat is murder....guies, raw food revolution

dammit...here come the treegans.

also, cry me a river

[Anonymous No.4142821]

I think baking a cake for a woman is more akin to a man fashioning his own weapon to hunt. If it works and either one scores a result, they're a badass.

[Anonymous No.4142823]

>>4142607
Dear OP, please don't make the mistake of coming on to 4chan and being 1)pretty (they find it threatening to their kind) 2)in a picture of something that you're proud of (this also conflicts with their inner workings and requires them to rant to no BUTT FUCKING END).
BTW--the cake looks fucking awesome. Did it taste any good though?

[Anonymous No.4142825]

>>4142821
hahaha
no

[Anonymous No.4142829]

>>4142823

lol, get a load of this guy who has no chance of getting in her pants, making a complete food of himself.

[Anonymous No.4142830]

>>4142829

well, even though "food" would also be appropriate, because he'd get chewed up and spit out, I think you meant fool.

[Anonymous No.4142832]

>>4142829
>whiteknights on /ck/

[Anonymous No.4142833]

>>4142832

>replying to the wrong post on 4chin

[Anonymous No.4142835]

>>4142833
I was in agreement with anon...

[Anonymous No.4142838]

>>4142829
I happen to own my very own vagina, dipshit. I'm not throwing around the fact because I want my opinion to be shit on just as equally as everyone else's.

[Anonymous No.4142848]

>>4142838
>I happen to own my very own vagina


I bet you do, you sick fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.4142854]

>>4142848
Cease your fucktardery and give me your recipes.

[Anonymous No.4142855]

>>4142766
>being this whipped

[Anonymous No.4142889]

Why are people assuming everyone who takes pictures without being in frame is male? It's not like you can fucking see them.

[Anonymous No.4142896]

>>4142889
We're not.

[Anonymous No.4142912]

>>4142889

It is the only plausible explanation....science, do you speak it?

[Anonymous No.4142924]

I miss the days when /ck/ straight up ignored obvious attention whores.

Negative attention is still attention, you newfags.

[Anonymous No.4143009]

>>4142813

This, this, this, a thousand times THIS.

[Anonymous No.4143029]

I don't belong on this board. Feels like those LAN parties I've heard of with fat nerds.

Gonna go hang out with my girlfriend. You guys are fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.4143034]

>>4142987
>>4142987
>>4142987

>related

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4143038]

I can tell OP is beautiful :)

[Anonymous No.4143054]

>>4143038
You're worse than Sceak sometimes.

[Anonymous No.4143064]

>>4143054

uggh take it back, at least 9fy contributes something occasionally

[Anonymous No.4143068]

>>4142607
OP and everybody else in this thread...

when newfags post and dont know the underlaying clture 4chan has AND faggots like >>4142612 overjump to a conclusion and doenst even give a newfriend a chance to make a thread without automatically calling her an attention whore, it leads to shit meta talk about the board and us users rather than about the topic of the board. not that this is bad per se, a good reminder thread and meta discussion is sometimes fun and may be necessary at times, that said..

the people arguing in this thread are referencing a time where 4chan (mainly /b/ because thats where all the newfags started) was startng to receive a high influx of normal faggots who wanted to be edgier than the rest and did not understand the subculture of 4chan. they thought we actually cared about their life or what they looked like or that we wanted their opinion to have a face and a faggy used id. but nobody wanted that from the oldfags. alas we were ultimately overrun by newfags by 2008 and they have changed the culture of 4chan. the best we can do is not attack people right away until they've proven to be dumb fagget reddit 2.0 attention whores. op is probably unaware of the 4chan culture in which we dont think that her being a woman makes her speccull. OP is trying to just be more personable by including herself in the pic.. not being an attention whore like we know from the faggots from the past. besides, /ck/ is one of the most friendly less faggy boards there is, it's usually filled with genuinely nice people and a lot less of /b/ faggotory (which is fun/funny on its own). but less not maraude people for simple mistakes when they're apart of our community and merely want to contribute :)

[Anonymous No.4143074]

>>4143068

tl;dr op uses "edgy" in a post and tries to justify attention whoring at the bottom of the barrel

this is what youtube was invented for, I suggest you familiarize yourself with it

[Anonymous No.4143083]

>>4143074
Ii am not justifying it, i'm saying that op made a mistake based on not knowing the user base of 4chan and how we think. there's middle ground between attention whoring and not attention whoring. i think OP's only intention was trying to be more personable, not to have guys hit on her and tell her how pretty they think she is. she's also probably just curious as to what the rest of us look like

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4143092]

>>4143054
>>4143064
Im about to get some cera cera oranges, blood oranges and some large pummelos soon

any tips on how I should eat them

[Anonymous No.4143094]

>>4143034


after careful pixel analysis, I have determined...

OH my god. OOOMMMMGGGG...it is a trap

[None !7xTeaFagBY No.4143125]

Haven't made much since about a month ago.

[Anonymous No.4143135]

>>4143125
You are one fat motherfucker.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4143140]

>>4143125
did you steal that glass from a restaurant or something?

[None !7xTeaFagBY No.4143151]

>>4143140
Got it from a dollar store. They got a big shelf of different glasses there.

[Anonymous No.4143165]

Please refrain from mentioning your sex and/or gender while visiting /ck/. Although you may not be aware of this (although I think you are), many people posting on 4chan are not in an intimate relationship.

Therefore, referring to your femininity can be highly offensive to others, as they visit /ck/ to have fun and intellectual discourse, not to be reminded of their shortcomings (as perceived by society).

I hope you remember this in the future and refrain from using any key words that can be used as gender identifiers. It really is not that much to ask and will prevent threads from degenerating into flame/troll disasters.

Some of us also choose to be single and our virginity is not a badge of shame. The inherent superficial and highly opportunistic behavior of women is not attractive to every male, and therefore we do not have to be constantly reminded of your kind while on /ck/. It is not necessary and can be considered, "attention whoring" (a very just term).

Thank you very much,

- /ck/

[Anonymous No.4143173]

I eat pretty healthy and exercise daily, so if I ever find myself being lazy on a Saturday afternoon I will sometimes make a grilled cheese with sharp cheddar on both the inside & out. I haven't smoked weed in years but I'm sure it would be godsend while baked.

[Anonymous No.4143189]

>>4143165
Speak for yourself. I just fucking hate females.

[Anonymous No.4143210]

>>4143165
This is the single most autistic post I have ever seen on the internet.
>WHO
>THE
>HELL
>CARES

[Anonymous No.4143223]

>>4143189
here you go, it will all be better now

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.4143224]

>>4143151
I like to get glasses from the package store for a buck but the glass is always pretty thin and yours seems like it has a thick bottom and walls

[Anonymous No.4143235]

>girl's face isn't even in frame
>everyone starts calling attention whore

Jesus christ, that's /v/ level of shitposting. The OP's post was on topic Food and Cooking discussion, if you try to derail food discussion then you are fucking shit. Take your BAWWW WOMEN ARE SHIT shitposting to /v/ or /r9k/

[Anonymous No.4143369]

>>4143235
she wanted to call attention to the fact that she was female, probably not the main point of the post but part of it. she probably expected to get responses of how she looks and how we wanted to see more because she thinks we actually care that she's a female.

but yeah, this thread was derailed from the start by the first poster trying to turn this into a woman bashing thread instead of about food

[Anonymous No.4143385]

>>4143369

who cares if she's a chick or not though, it certainly isn't offensive.

this is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.4143393]

>>4142607
Maybe in reddit this shit flies smoothly OP, but here you first have to prove yourself before we care what you look like. For /b/ its tits or gtfo because girls are just drawing away attention and expecting sexual male responses or campaigns to win her over. It becomes a validation stint for the woman, using men and being a tease. Women subconciously want the same attention they get in real life for being a woman or pretty so they point out the fact that they're a woman in order to gain that advantage back. Of course we see this as a form of manipulation and don't tolerate bullshit in our territory, this website was ours before all you normal people like >>4143068 pointed out. I guess for /ck/ and other boards it's not so much tits or gtfo, its more just stay on topic of the board or go to /soc/. We created a whole board for overly social people who care about looks to keep them out of our other boards. However, i've seen social threads on this board and a lot of other boards, even ck meet up threads on here.

[Anonymous No.4143395]

>>4143369
OP did that herself, she knew it wouldn't be about food.

[Anonymous No.4143415]

>>4143385
the majority does, and the majority of people on 4chan are males that are ostracized by society for being different. ostracized by girls probably a lot like OP. the newfags don't really understand oldfags and what type of website this was before or understand what it meant to its users before. then to have their website changed by normal newfags. newfags like you who say its fucking stupid who wouldn't even understand. i don't think it's stupid sure and i don't care, but i know where the other people are coming from.

[Anonymous No.4143421]

the point of interest in that photo is the cake. also, even if it had her face in it, would it really matter? who cares. go back to /v/ or wherever you came from. good try op. too bad it was derailed

[Anonymous No.4143427]

>>4142612

[Anonymous No.4143433]

>>4142616
is this op?

[Anonymous No.4143439]

>>4143210
LOL
this!
this whole thread is so fucking autistic it could only be funnier if the reality wasn't so sad.

[Anonymous No.4143445]

OP is adorable, i think i'm in love <3

[Anonymous No.4143448]

>>4143427
change males to /k/ and you might be onto something

[Anonymous No.4143449]

learn how to respect women you misogynist sexually repressed scumbags

[Anonymous No.4143454]

>>4143448
/g/ edition

[Anonymous No.4143457]

>>4143439
it's not really autistic if you think about it..

guys who don't like female culture do not want to see it on one of the more anti-social websites there is. i mean like on facebook saying that would be ridiculous sure, but 4chan is far from facebook and it's a place to allow your true opinions out. you do not have to be autistic to dislike women.

.. also I am a normal, normal functioning male

[Anonymous No.4143466]

>>4143415
honestly i came to /ck/ because i thought the people on it were chill, generally friendly people.

not for unstable rambling by someone delicate enough to start crying just at the presence of a woman.

[Anonymous No.4143475]

>>4143433
That's a.. 12 year old girl at best. Don't touch it. Stay away. Trap trap trap.

[Anonymous No.4143485]

>>4143415
I've been on /ck/ since the inception and I can tell you with certain authority that /ck/ has never been one of the spaghetti boards. That was one of the reason that we've always had a relatively laid back atmosphere and more on topic threads than the other interest boards--from the start /ck/ had a higher number of femanons than the asspie boards like /a/ (which, incidentally, is where it sounds like you belong).

/ck/ has never been outright hostile to women and even our one real female camwhore (jewgirl) was treated with a level of respect/disinterest not found on the rest of 4chan.

Many of our oldest trip/namefags have been female and while camwhoring was never tolerated it was never a gender issue. It was always because we believe that a post should be judged on content and not a superficial factor. It doesn't matter how cute or ugly a girl is because /ck/ doesn't care about what you look like, /ck/ cares about what your plate looks like.

Cliff Notes version: /ck/ never gave two shits about your gender, but we won't tolerate needless camwhoring.

[Anonymous No.4143489]

>>4142811
>shooting a animal in the face
>shooting a animal anywhere on the head

Pretty sure the only animal that is killed with a shot to the head are alligators, in between the eyes to be exact but many people word it differently, and that is to make sure it is a instant kill.