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4104556 No.4104556 [Reply] [Original]

I need 1 order of Risotto, 1 order of Macaroni and Cheese, and 1 order of Spaghetti. MOVE

>> No.4104560
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4104560

Okay Chef Coming Right up

>> No.4104559

is fookin rawwwwwwwww

>> No.4104562

R U FOKIN SIRIUSS? IS FOKIN SHHIT

>> No.4104563

YES CHEF
>get nervous
>burn the risotto
>overcook the mac and cheese
>spaghetti is still stiff and the ends are burnt
>burnt the sauce

I'd couldn't handle the pressure of cooking under him.

>> No.4104564
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>>4104560

>> No.4104565

>>4104563
how the fuck do you burn noodles

how the fuck do you burn sauce

jesus what

>> No.4104567

FUKIN EL, WEAR DID YOO LERN TOO COOWK?

>> No.4104568

I need the KN episode of the mexican restaraunt with the mouldy beans bucket

Can someone upload it?

>> No.4104569
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4104569

>mfw as I bust ass to cook pleb tier meals for some pain in the ass Ramsay fanfuckers.

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>>4104565
it's like you've never cooked

>> No.4104572
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4104572

Here's the Risotto Chef

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>>4104563

WTF IS THIS? COME HERE...NOW PHUCK OFF!

>> No.4104578

What the fuck kind of shitty restaurant serves, Risotto, Spaghetti, AND Mac and cheese?

>> No.4104581

>>4104572
REALLY MAN? THAT PLATE? ARE YOU FOKIN SERIOUS?!

>> No.4104582

>>4104572
On HK he would probably chuck that shit in the garbage because some of the peas are too close together

>> No.4104583
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>>4104572

*tastes the risotto*...Get this order out. Where is my Macaroni and cheese? Where is my spaghetti?

RED TEAM?! WTF ARE YOU DOING?!

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>>4104582
>THE PEEZ R TOO KLOSE!

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>>4104578

Hey dickhead when you're done having your head up your ass you can come back to my best restaurant in America for now sit the fuck down.

>>4104581
>>4104582
>>4104585

Who the fuck let these comedians in here? Where the fuck is my food?!

>> No.4104588
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4104588

is this good chef?

>> No.4104592

>>4104586
I-I'm sorry, I thought I was running my restaurant well...I'm so s-sorry...

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>>4104588

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>>4104588

GET THE PHUCK OUT OF HERE!

>> No.4104599

>>4104596
Nice thumbnail there, G.Ramz.

>> No.4104600
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MAC AND CHEESE READY TO GO OUT SIR

>> No.4104601

>>4104600
it's raw

>> No.4104602

*combines all three dishes into one conglomerate dish*

I call it Risoghetti and Cheese.

>> No.4104605

>>4104601
you don't like it like that? you aren't even glorious Gordon get out.

>> No.4104606
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>>4104601
>it's RAWWW
>you donkey

fixed

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>>4104600

ITS FOOKIN RAW! Come here! Feel the pasta. Feel the fucking pasta! Can you feel that? *throws it* make me another order

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>>4104613
ok

>> No.4104617
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4104617

heres the mac and cheese chef

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>>4104613
>>4104618
I'M DONE AGAIN, READY FOR REALSIES.

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hey boss here's that order of-

oops

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>>4104617
Good, thats reel phuckin good' get this order out, NOW WHERE THE PHUCK IS MY SPAGHETTI!?

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>>4104622

Now take the macaroni and...what's this? You I am done here! You're MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A JACK-ASS.. Just FUCK OFF and GET OUT!

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>>4104629
DONE SIR!

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Chef Ramsey ignore the orders for now our restaurant is turning to shit

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>>4104634

GET THE FUCK OUT! UPSTAIRS NOW YOU FUCKING CUNT!

>> No.4104639
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4104639

YOU RANG

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>>4104637
We're out of plates...I'm not sorry.

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>>4104641

Oh we're out of plates...oh okay....GET YOUR FUCKING STUFF AND GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU'RE DONE. PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS. YOU'RE DONE. GET OUT!

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hello wildcats. spaghetti coming up

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>>4104644
b-bye...

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>>4104645
all done

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>>4104600
>>4104601
I lol'd so hard I dropped my pants.

>> No.4107253
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>>4104600
Y͊̂ͦ͢͡҉̙̜̼̼͔Oͪ̔ͯ̒ͪ͏̲̪̞̥̤̘̬̘Ũ̉̄̂͛ͧ̍҉̵̩͙͓͈̫̦̜̕R̟̗̞̲̆ͬ͠
̛̻̺̤̤͈̓͑̚͝͞T͍̿̀̌̑̊̐͢ͅO̸͕̜̿͜M̨̙̹̲̣̮̭͌ͬ̒ͫF̳͕̣̭̦͓͐ͩ̽̄̅ͥ
̈́͜O̮̞̜̖ͭͪͭͬ͒̾͑͟͡O̖͍̐͜͟L̢͓̈́ͯͥ́̅̓ͤ̔̾͞E̩̘̜̥ͫ̏ͤ͊ͯͥ̏ͨ́͜
R̡̡͔͔̭̊̂̊́̾̐̽̂͟Y̖̯̣͈ͤ̈̽͂͒̀ͩͦ̀ ͐̓ͬ͂͊̌ͧ͏̩̝̖̳͇̺̺Ḣ̗̖̖͙̠͖̊͐̂ͦ̽͆̅A͍̰̱̣͖̺͉͔ͭͮ̒ͩ̊̆̐ͩ̉̀Ṣ̛
͓́̍ͧ͒̃ͧ̾ͤ ̠͔̎̃̎Ăͭͦͮͫ̐͏̷͈̹̱Ṋ̢̞̐̓͡G̩̦͚̟̩̖̼͛̌̕È̹̖̮͍̉͛̈́ͣ̉̍̊ͩ͢R̸̡
̜̗͚͎̲̮͖̀ͣ̀́E͇̹̺̫͇̮̼̠ͣ͟ͅD̵̝̪̫̯̊ͬ͠͠ ̴̴͓͓ͬͩ̎T̸̺͖̖̖͓̻̮̏̎ͬͣ̄̂ͬͫ̚͟H̵̭͇̞ͫ͆̿͊̽̚E͍̣̘̝̙̠̱̻ͮͯͤ͋̊ͧ
̇̏͘ ̧̲̞͎̫͇̽̇̀̄̔͆̀̀Ǫ̝͈͕̲̤̼̀̊ͦͮ͌̅͊ͫ͟N̜̼̦̩̘͙̟̭̣ͮͥE̵̳͛̀͐̓ ̦͓̹̝͓̤͐̐̊̏ͦ͆ͅͅW͓̻͍͉̫̒ͨ̒̒͗̐̚H̗̠̜̯̞͈́́̆ͪ̓̎̿ͅO̯̫̯̹̮ͯ̈ ̰̯̭̻ͮ̓͆̓̈H̦͓͉̙̜͖̿̉̅͊̏̿ͫ̀̕À̢̛͓͔̝̭̬S̢̯͐ͪͯ̋ͧ̾͌̉͜͟ͅ ̺͒̒B̴̷͖̖̯̞͐̃̏̀Ȩ̦̝̟̼̖̓͋̒̅͞Ḙ̶͖͇̼̼̱̤̦͂̽͌̕ͅṄ̼̙̦̱̹̣͟ͅ ͉̝̍͛̐̐̌̈́̊̚͘S̗̬̭̪ͮ̆͆̊ͅL̴͕̱̜̞̅͑ͨ̊̃E̞̱̹̟̩̰̿̃̔̋̅̌E̷͕̰͇͚
͔̝͙̭ͮͧ̐̒͡P̶̖̣͉͎̲̰̀ͮ̑ͩ̍ͅĨ̃͏̷̲̰͔̮͚͈̞̻̜N̙̙͈̙͋ͦ̌̊ͩ̄G̛͕̙̹
̤̗͓̮̼͊̉͆͆ͤ̌͂̚

>> No.4107256
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SOMEONES GONNA GET THEIR ASS BEAT

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>>4104586
a white man arguing with other white men...this is so weird...I thought that just black and white didn't connect or something...awkward...

>> No.4107341

THAT IT I'M CLOSING THE KITCHEN
EVERYBODY FUCK OFF

>> No.4107363
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4107363

>Par cook risotto rice
>Done in 4 minutes
>RFW

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Mac n cheese done

>> No.4107409

This food is ROOOOOTTTEEEENNNNNNNN

>> No.4107467

BLAND

Also, holy shit captcha;
GORDON, fiedgra

>> No.4107497

>>4107398

Perfect mac n cheese...RUINED by a dirty dish. Is that how you want me to serve it to my customers? Hey...hey...c'mere you. GET OUT!

>> No.4107530

Hey rammy, I went to your pub last night and I ordered the Cornish hen.

It was... Well...

Ok it wasn't raw but it said it was going to be crispy and it wasn't very crispy at all.

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COMING UP SIR