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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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4052811 No.4052811[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I haven't posted in awhile, let's have a gamer food thread!

> Try to make my first grilled cheese sammitch
> Put oil in the pan, bread, cheese
> Flip bread
> Cheese goes everywhere
> Give up, just put another slice of cold cheese and bread on this hot, burned mush of crap
> Cry
> Spaghetti falls out of my pockets

Such is life in the zone, I came back to /v/ to tell you that I truly feel like one of you neckbeards now.

>> No.4052816

just put the sammich on top of your xbox

>> No.4052819

pick popcorn out of a shallow bowl with your tongue

>> No.4052845

ask your mom what's for dinner and inform her that you are out of mountain dew

>gamer food

I hate you

>> No.4052848

>fucking up grilled cheese
skim the gene pool: kill yourself.

>> No.4052858

This isn't /v/

>> No.4052861

>>4052858
to be fair, if he posted this on /v/ they spend the entire thread asking what level of AA he used to get that amazingly lifelike picture of grilled cheese.

>> No.4052863

You use oil on your grilled cheese? And how the heck did the cheese go everywhere? how much were you using, damn.

Butter on each side of bread, 2 slices of cheese, cook one side till golden brown, flip, repeat. call it a day

>> No.4052874

>>4052863
>whole stick of butter in skillet
>high heat
>1/4 block of velveeta
>2 pieces of store brand wonderbread

>> No.4052878

>not funneling blended cheetos and mountain dew slurry into your own maw via feeding tube while you maintain your 22:1 KD ratio

do you even game?

>> No.4052879

I have a theory that the most hardcore gamers are actually very skinny because they simply don't have time to eat.

Hell, back when Modern Warfare 2 came out I trimmed 30 pounds in 3 months.

>> No.4052884

>>4052879

I structured my whole day around playing, so when I did eat (rarely), it was the smallest portions I could survive on so I could eat it in the quickest amount of time.

>> No.4052880

>>4052874

Jesus Christ how horrifying.jpg

>> No.4052887

>>4052884
are you aware of how fucking sad that is?

I really hope that is a feelsbadman reply and not a feelsgoodman

>> No.4052889

ITT: utterly pathetic gaymers admit to being utterly pathetic

>> No.4052900

>>4052887

Yea I look back on it and it was fucking horrible, but that was then and now is now.

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4052903

>>4052874

>> No.4052906

i eat friggen seeds when im gaming pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds.

>> No.4052908

>>4052903
...not even remotely. I'm mocking the completely inept OP.

>> No.4052911

>>4052900
very well, I was just trying to establish whether or not you continued to do that kind of shit.

im glad you don't.

>> No.4052919

There used to be a time when I only ate while in arenas/instance queues. And never cheetos! Only foods that didn't leave grease or anything on the fingers.

>> No.4052921

taco bell and a case of beer then i mock my opponents as my K/D ratio spikes then slowly goes to crap.

>> No.4052936

>>4052921
Similar style as mine. Shots of bourbon. I mock the other team as my KD slowly goes to shit. Then, it's time for zombies.

>> No.4052956

>>4052936
I used to scotch it up while tanking ICC, the drunker i got, the better I tanked until it plateaued and went down hill hella fast.Buddy of mine used to call it the tank's soft enrage timer.