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4047375 No.4047375 [Reply] [Original]

You're spouse to cook it. Not kill it again. I am just shocked at how many of my facebook friends don't know how to cook /ck/

>> No.4047381

>>4047375
>whynotboth.jgp

>> No.4047384

>>4047375
I use my toaster oven tray to cook things in the regular oven too.

>> No.4047385

What are you upset about OP?

>> No.4047394

>>4047385
Plain and simply it looks like shit, And the chicken has a different cook time to everything else, she's just put tiny knobs of butter on top, not rubbing it in, or anything like that, fuck man, it's just what the fuck.

>> No.4047405

>>4047394

>Not roasting your veggies in a separate pan.
>Roasting roast potatoes in slivers.
>Breaking the skin.
>Adding tomatoes.
>No chipolatas wrapped in bacon to go with it, or bacon on top.

Im guessing she's American? Only a Brit would know how to do a roast right.

>> No.4047411

>>4047405
THIS MAN KNOW'S HIS SHIT.
Ukrainian, fuck But she's lived in the uk for almost 5 years, and what's worse is that she did a cooking class in my school.

>> No.4047413

Its in the pan, what does it matter what it looks like.
Have you ever seen what 4 litres of home made mayo looks like, or what 24 confit duck legs look like before they hit your plate? They look like really unappetizing shit.
As long as she keeps enough moisture in the pan, then the potatoes/carrots/onions should be fine, the chicken will only take around 90 mins to cook at a guess.
I agree she's put the butter on wrongly, and the tomatoes shouldn't be there.

>> No.4047415

>Putting onions in all four corners
Aww, that's so cute she thinks she's an artist/chef.

>> No.4047416

>>4047411

Also she should put a pin through the legs or at least tie them together.

>> No.4047418

Trussed?

I like my chicken splayed

>> No.4047421

I am not to in to presentation, but this looks like utter shit.

>> No.4047422

>>4047413
I know that, BUT LOOK AT THE FUCKING LEGS. SHE'S BROKEN THEM, To be honest I've never seen that, but i might just have to find that out man,

>>4047416
For a even cook?

>> No.4047426

>>4047416
Opening the legs like that facilitates more even cooking than a trussed bird

>> No.4047437

>>4047426
>>4047422

>this debate again.

>> No.4047440

>>4047426
But she covered the back left leg in fucking potato's, fucking. potato's.

>> No.4047479

I hate non stick roasting pans.

>> No.4047480

>>4047440
>But she covered the back left leg in fucking potato's, fucking. potato's.

Hopw dare she do that with the fucking potatoes; those are for fucking. She should have used the cooking potatoes.

>> No.4047486

The potatoes can actually be cooked as long as the chicken. It will taste good.

>> No.4047506

You all don't know shit about how to make a roast. A roast is supposed to be 1. simple 2. done in one casserole.

You don't need to precook anything, other than perhaps sear the meat but that's not needed for Chicken.

>> No.4047509

>>4047506
You can't do your yorkshires in one casserole dish buddy

>> No.4047514

>>4047509

And? That's not part of the roast. Next you'll be claiming mashed potatoes are part of the roast.

>> No.4047524

>>4047514
Maybe not part of the roast, but you cant have a proper roast without them

>> No.4047532

>>4047524

I'm not going to shit on Yorkshires because they are godly but there are various breads that go well with roasts too.

>> No.4047537

I'm honestly not seeing the big deal here, OP. The legs are broken to make sure they cook more evenly instead of getting a raw thigh/drumstick and overcooked breast meat. The amount of fat that will drip off the bird will be wonderful and cook all those potatos. The onions will pretty much disappear into the ether as they tend to do, and the carrots probably won't be completely cooked but that's fine (I hate completely cooked carrots). The only thing I'm confused about is the tomatoes.
Maybe you're just all bitchy because it doesn't look "professional"

>> No.4047539

>>4047415
Holy fuck. This is exactly what I was thinking.

>> No.4047540

Potatoes should be part cooked before going in the oven. I also believe they should be roasted separately and the meat should be placed on a bed of mirepoix. Gives you awesome gravy. Carrots are best slowly cooked in butter on top of the cooker in a pan. This is how I do it, you can now call me a faggot.

>> No.4047544

>>4047537
Do you even cook?

>> No.4047545

>>4047540
faggot

>> No.4047546

>>4047544
More than you, I'm guessing.

>> No.4047580

I thought you were telling me to get my partner to cook up a roast for me...

>> No.4047616

>>4047580
>spouse

I thought the same thing

>> No.4047641

>>4047375
op im curious how many likes that got, since it's a she you know

>> No.4047645

>>4047415
>>4047539

>me too
grouphug.gif

>> No.4047656

>>4047537
>The legs are broken to make sure they cook more evenly instead of getting a raw thigh/drumstick and overcooked breast meat.

what

>The amount of fat that will drip off the bird will be wonderful and cook all those potatos.

Yes I can see that working considering the potatoes are piled up above the chicken in some parts and will actually begin to boil in fat runoff at the bottom.

>Maybe you're just all bitchy because it doesn't look "professional"

Dont confuse looking professional with looking not absolutely retarded.

>> No.4047659
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4047659

im gonna dump a few masterpieces off my fb friends list

this one is supposed to be Macaroni with gorgonzola cheese

>> No.4047663

>>4047659

That doesn't look immediately bad.

Plus how can you really fuck up macaroni and cheese?

>> No.4047664

>>4047659
You sure that's not boiled macaroni atop a bed of grass with some pepper sprinkled on top? I don't even see cheese on that.

>> No.4047665

>>4047659
is that fucking grass on the side ?

>> No.4047667
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4047667

>>4047659

>Noodles with cooked/fried vegetables
if you ask me everything but the noodles looks pretty raw/uncooked

>> No.4047672

>>4047667
Do your friends just post every meal they make or something? Only time I've ever taken a picture of my food was when I made crepes once and my friend loves crepes so I teased her a bit about having them.

>> No.4047671

>>4047664
>>4047665
i see no cheese either and that grass bothers me tooo fucking much

>> No.4047674
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4047674

>>4047667

Rice with tuna and vegetables

>> No.4047677

>>4047672
one of them has posted some of his creations and to showoff how ''healthy'' his diet is

>> No.4047680

>>4047677
I feel like nothing about what he's making is healthy in the slightest, am I right?

>> No.4047681
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4047681

>>4047674
grains with mexican veggies

>> No.4047684

>>4047681
Corn, green beans and tomatoes is mexican now?

>> No.4047685

>>4047680
that's why i put ''healthy'' instead of healthy

if you ask me it's just some easy to cook stundent meals

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4047687

>>4047681
to be honest this doesn't look as bad as the others

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4047688

>>4047687

>> No.4047693
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4047693

>>4047688

>> No.4047696
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4047696

>>4047693

Spiced chicken with paprika

>> No.4047697
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4047697

>>4047696

Turkey bits & tomato spaghetti

>> No.4047698

>>4047645
I love you guys, too

>> No.4047699
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4047699

>>4047697
zucchini sauce

>> No.4047705
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4047705

>>4047699

filled lettuce w/ rice&peanuts,chicken fillet&gorgonsola, fresh tomatoes??

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4047708

>>4047705
?spinach ????

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4047711

>>4047708

this one is from some pizza 'expert'

>> No.4047716

>>4047711
Packaged mashed potatoes, a really runny sauce (canned soup?) and what appears to be a chunk of unidentifiable meat. What's going on here?

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4047714

>>4047711

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4047719

>>4047714

>> No.4047721

>>4047711
that looks horrifying
>>4047714
this doesn't actually look too bad

>> No.4047723

>>4047716
not sure either, im just having a lil fun dumping this thread with these shitfood posts

>> No.4047728
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4047728

>>4047719
ok this is the last one

>> No.4047729

>>4047418

INTERNET DEMERIT

Reason: Wasting an opportunity to use the word "spatchcock."

>> No.4047731

>>4047728
that bread is such a nice addition to it isn't it?

>> No.4047732

>>4047719
Way undercooked.

>> No.4047738

>>4047728
Yeah fuck, I cannot identify this in the slightest. Why is only one plate served? It's like she's sending out subtle hints that she wants a man to fill that spot.

>> No.4047746
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4047746

>>4047687
looks just fine to me. I can't recall the last time I cared about presentation. Tonight for example.
Peppers, onions, shredded chicken, spices. Oh, and a Martguerita with a crazy straw. because reasons.

>> No.4047754

>>4047693

BLARGH

>> No.4047763

>>4047746

> doesn't care about presentation
> dat crazy straw
> dat lime garnish
> dat... coaster.

Also, looks pretty yuck, bro.

>> No.4047778
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4047778

>>4047763
but it tastes pretty good 6/10

> implying real don't men drink booze through crazy straws
> 2nd round made me think it was kawaii
> coasters came from my late grammy

I do care about presentation when there are guests over but alone I take no pride nor shame in making shititswhatsfordinner.jpeg

I'll share

>> No.4047785

>>4047778
well to me looks like it tastes good but it must be hard to eat spreaded over bread like that, the pepper bits are too big, shooda chopped it up way more mane!!

>> No.4047788

>>4047763
>no mention of the paper plate

>> No.4047799

>>4047728
haha oh man I lol'd at the side of white bread

>> No.4047801

>>4047785
I forgot to mention, I like crunchy peppers and onions. I just like 'em. You can call me faggot now
>>4047788
Dixie. 2for1

>> No.4047811
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4047811

>>4047778
>pile of fucking onions and peppers on a piece of bread

>> No.4048149

>>4047811
jiggle billy jelly billy