Food disappointment stories

[Anonymous No.4044475]

>walking around campus today, went to the record store
>hungry, decide to stop in this pizza place that I'd been meaning to go to for several years now
>pizza always smells great, looked like a place from back home
>go in today
>no one there
>get two slices of pepperoni
>guy takes them out of the fridge
>slaps them in the oven
>goes out back
>comes back later
>oh shit, I burnt the pizza sorry man
>i'll make you two others, go ahead and take a free drink on me
>I only wanted water, so I said it's okay and that i'll just have water
>get two new slices
>take a bite
>very doughy crust
>cheese layer is way too thick
>pepperonis were very thickly cut and were still cold in the middle despite being charred around the edge
>everything tasted bland, tomato sauce just looked like paste
>ate most of one slice and threw the rest away
>walked home disappointed

[Anonymous No.4044485]

>refrigerating pizza
what the FUCK

[Anonymous No.4044489]

>guy takes them out of the fridge
Seriously?
How common is that around where you live?

[Anonymous No.4044491]

That's not how you use a toilet.

[Anonymous No.4044495]

>>4044489
some places parcook their pizzas so they can heat them up to order

but in retrospect, i've never actually seen anyone refrigerate their parcooked pizza

[Anonymous No.4044522]

I once went to a mexican restaurant and ordered two large burritos. We waited a long time, then they finally brought out our orders.

They gave me two cheeseburgers.

Turns out they'd misunderstood me somehow.

[Anonymous No.4044525]

>>4044495
>parcooking pizzas
That's just nasty.
I rather wait 10 minutes for it to be freshly prepared and baked than eating that kind of reheated abortion.

[Anonymous No.4044553]

About 4 or 5 years ago my mother had some kind of coupon book for local stores and restaurants.
We (Mother, sister and her bf and me) picked an italian/greek-style restaurant we've never been to before and just gave it a shot.

After we had ordered, we waited like 20 minutes for our salads, which they screwed up (Sister asked for no onions, had even more onions than me) and then waited maybe 30 minutes more for our entrées, which where some really basic pasta dishes.

It was the saddest, blandest food I've ever eaten at a restaurant.
Their tomato sauce was just purreed tomatos with a hint of salt and pepper, the noodles were cooked way too long and the tuna tasted off (not really bad but close to it).

The waiter apologized to us after we told him about our impression of the food and it turned out their head cook was absent due to an illness.
We actually felt sad for him because he looked really beat.
Never went there again, though.

[Anonymous No.4045495]

>>4044522
I can just see them sending out one of the dishwashers to a burger place to buy them for you.

[Anonymous No.4045516]

>be 7
>moms takes me out for a meal at a stylish-looking gastropubby sort of place
>they have some super-tasty looking blue cheese burger on the menu
>order up!
>fucking meatloaf sandwich

fuck filler in burgers, man, that shit is the worst.

[Anonymous No.4045528]

>go to Kuma's Corner
>order the Megadeath which comes topped with
Chorizo and Red Potato Hash, Pico de Gallo, Cayenne Avocado Cream, Tortilla Strips
>it's literally the worst fucking burger I've ever had

I found out later that a lot of people consider it the worst burger on the menu, including the bartender. Every other burger I've had there was pretty great though.

[Anonymous No.4045533]

>pal insists on going to red lobster for his birthday because he wants all-you-can-drink caesars
>decide to order the 'admiral's platter' because it's got, like, everything
>receive assortment of deep fried erasers
>the caesars weren't even good

[Anonymous No.4045552]

>>4045495
That happened to me in Mexico
>go to restaurant in Tijuana, sitting on balcony
>order food, chit chatting
>see someone carrying piles of food walking on the street below
>our waiter bought our food from another restaurant and delivered it to us
I mean I know it was Tijuana but really

[Anonymous No.4045553]

>Sundial
At least the view was nice.

[Blarg !!dPWpW9piq7x No.4045592]

It takes 14 minutes from the time I pull out a doughball and ingredients to when I present a cooked pizza, and I don't even have a pizza oven.

Simple math of quality vs time, they're saving maybe 5 minutes of work and dishing out shit on a shingle. Such a terrible business practice.

The only Pre-made thing should be the dough, end of story.

Only bad restaurant I've been to recently was a golden corral we went to on a road trip 2 states over.
>Chocolate fountain broken
>No sliders, or any real meat for that matter
>Half the hot plates were empty the entire visit
>Place was practically deserted
>Only 11am, most lunch dishes have been up for an hour, tops.
I had a hodgepodge of what was readily available, mostly pasta, potatoes, soup, and finger-foods like popcorn chicken. Almost $12 a person, what a fucking waste. We hit Chuckorama as soon as we got into SLC, though. GOD we need one of those in Oregon.

[Anonymous No.4045600]

>>4045592

GC is way overpriced for what it is. About 5-10 years ago it was cheaper. They've been steadily raising prices without raising quality for a while.

I mean I don't expect gourmet, but I can go get a decent, filling meal for $12 a plate somewhere else. GC is supposed to be for quick food at a cheap price that you can pig out on.

[Anonymous No.4045611]

Miller's Bar, Dearborn, Michigan.

They've been named time and again as one of the top burger places in both the state and the nation.

They must have been good years ago. Because the absolutely fucking suck now.

>Everyone tells me to try Miller's
>Bestest ever in the world!!
>Wow, must be great
>Drive to Dearborn
>crowded parking lot
>walk in, crowded bar
>first impressions
>dirty dinging area
>fat and ugly waitress
>scumbag looking cook
>sit down, no menus
>waitress comes over
>Curt, wadda ya want?
>a couple burgers, fries, two beers
>doesn't acknowledge us - just turns and walks away
>whatever
>burgers take to long
>finally get them
>she lobs them on the table without saying anything
>leaves and never comes back
>the burger taste like shit
>I've had better at burger king
>the fries are store bought frozen crap
>if you don't eat every single thing, you'll still be hungry
>shit tier food and two beers cost $25

When I reported back to all the people who recommended the place, they were like, oh... well I haven't been there in a few years. Maybe they changed - or, maybe you were just unlucky. Give them another try.

I went back a month later - zero change. It was total crap.

[Anonymous No.4045622]

>>4044491
Enjoy getting shit splatter all over your legs, squatfag

[Anonymous No.4045624]

>>4044475
>cheese layer
>too thick
LMAO shig
Thats why i love papa johns "any shit you want for twelve bucks" I get double cheese, extra cheese, 3 cheese blend, and parm romano. Im not suggesting papa johns is good pie but i am suggesting the more cheese the better

[Anonymous No.4045625]

>>4045622
Do you get shit splatter on on your ass when you shit?

I have never had shit so big that it has ever happened to me.

[Anonymous No.4045644]

>>4045622
http://www.naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html

[Anonymous No.4045690]

>>4045528
fuck yeah Kuma's!

[Anonymous No.4045716]

>>4045611

Hate that fucking nonsense. Known TONS of people to do that - not to me, just in general. They rant and rave about some shit they got one time somewhere years ago and suggest it to everyone. Meantime the place has changed owners three times and its menu is fucked or gone. Always a waste of time n money. Every. Fucking. Time.

[Anonymous No.4045744]

>>4045716

Yeah, there's a place like that near me. Unfortunately, my family is still convince that it's good.

[Anonymous No.4045745]

>18th birthday
>Cake is some cheap storebought icecream cake, half-melted and deformed from refreezing
>Lactose intolerant
>Didnt want to seem ungrateful so I had a slice, has that cheap ice cream taste
>Felt sick afterwards for hours.

I'm thankful I got anything at all.. But cmon, everyone in my family knows I have issues with dairy and well, it was my 18th so it was pretty disappointing. Rest of the day was alright though.

[Anonymous No.4045802]

>Go to Tres Margaritas
>Order two enchiladas
>They're each about the size of a toothpaste tube
>Go to other Mexican restaurants
>Find out they all do the same thing
>mfw

Really though, every Mexican restaurant used to give you a huge enchilada that usually came with rice, beans, pico de gallo, and lettuce. Now they give you a tiny one for the same price with no extras.

On a better note, have you guys ever tried Kroger breadsticks? I hate frozen Kroger stuff but oh man, those fucking things are the best. About on par with Olive Garden breadsticks.

[Anonymous No.4045812]

>>4045802

[Anonymous No.4045841]

>>4045802

Where do you live that you used to get a giant enchilada? Burrito? Sure. Enchilada? Come on man.

[Anonymous No.4046068]

>>4045592
Steve? What are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.4046085]

Not really that much of a disappointment, but I feel like I missed out.

>friends keep telling me to go to this fried chicken place
>I tell them nah, I don't like fried chicken
>after a few months, I give in and go myself
>the place is fucking boarded up and there are cops fucking everywhere

Probably because it was so fucking shit. Fuck my friends.

[Anonymous No.4046089]

>>4045745
Yeah, you should be grateful that your family bought you a shit icecream cake, all the while knowing you are lactose intolerant.

It's pretty bad when your family takes advantage of how beta you are.

[Anonymous No.4046097]

>>4046085
Wow real funny dude.

[Anonymous No.4046102]

>Be recovering fatass.
>Nearing the end of my weightloss, have to be very strict.
>Do extra cardio on a particular day so I can have a mango after dinner.
>Finally get to the Mango, my most favourite of all foods.
>Expect to taste the delicious sweet tang of the mango. It's perfectly soft yet firm texture and tropical aroma.
>Slice it up perfectly.
>Take first bite.
>It's not ripe enough.
>Kind of hard, no taste.
>Horrible texture, no aroma.
>Completely heartbroken, still eat it.

You'll never know food disappointment until you are on a calorie restriction.

[Anonymous No.4046129]

>>4045611
Story of my life. When I was a kid my parents told me about this awesome Japanese restaurant that some friends of theirs owned. I finally went there with them for my birthday last year.

I actually liked it a lot, but it was still damn funny to hear my mom whisper "It was better when Roy owned it." when the waiter's back was turned.

[Anonymous No.4046244]

>>4046102
I know your pain, bro. Was allowed to snack every now and then but I kept it at one big snack a week. Had a bag of my fave chips saved up, saturday evening was the blessed time of consumption. I was looking forward to those chips, Anon. My pig girlfriend munched it when I wasn't looking, nothing else in the house, stores closed.

[Anonymous No.4046249]

>Was given a fig told they taste amazing. Bite into it, white dry and floury inside..

Fresh figs have been a big disappointment for me. I will only eat them spiced and preserved.

[Anonymous No.4046257]

>Cheese layer
>Too thick

what is this I don't even

[Anonymous No.4046263]

>>4045552
jesus! how do they even make a profit doing that? I'm assuming their prices are incredibly marked up.

[Anonymous No.4046266]

>>4045624
mah nigga

[Anonymous No.4046268]

>>4046244
Brutal.

[Anonymous No.4046270]

The only food I can remember being disappointed with recently is when I was working in the produce department of a grocery store.
>be with coworker
>we see these dragonfruit
>they're purple therefore they must be delicious
>Take one into back room, slice it in half
>looks like a gray kiwi
>take bite
>tastes like soggy paper and crushed hopes
that damn fruit defies all common sense. vibrant colors? that means delicious. turns out the damn thing comes off some cactus. Who the hell would even buy this shit?

[Anonymous No.4046309]

>Buy shallots
>go to cut one
>it's completely rotten and unusable, I didn't even notice while I was at the store

Now I always sniff my shallots.

[Anonymous No.4046310]

>Just moved to a dorm
>Good at cooking but nice meat and fresh vegtebles cost to much.
>Step-mother is professional cook
>Promise to make nice meal when i visit
>FUCK YEAH
>Comes home
>Ready to taste heaven
>Step-mother is sick
>We end up at McDonald
>Fuck me

[Anonymous No.4046313]

>turn 20
>mom mails me a microwave cake and a candle that beeps happy birthday along with a shitty remote control car
>contemplate suicide for the first time in my life

[Anonymous No.4046315]

>Make excellent, praised pecan pies
>Making one for myself one day
>Batter is all ready for the oven
>See I have some cheap milk chocolate
>Throw it in for the hell of it
>Pecan pie ruined

[Anonymous No.4046318]

>>4046313
That sucks man. In my first year in college my mum made me an amazing carrot cake with separate icing. And sent it next day delivery so I could assemble it myself. It made me so happy.

[Anonymous No.4046320]

Idunnoi

[Anonymous No.4046321]

>>4046270
>soggy paper and crushed hopes
lel

Maybe the dragon fruit you took wasn't ripe yet? Did you eat the skin (cause you don't that)? Personally, I enjoy them on fruit salads.

[Anonymous No.4046322]

>>4046321
(cause you don't *eat that)

[Anonymous No.4046324]

>order bear meat baked in potatos or someshit
>tastes kinda like beef
>pretty meh, actually

Still. I ate a bear.

[Anonymous No.4046329]

>>4044522
>Go to mexican place
>Order two tacos and a burrito
>Food arrives
>Go to pour some salt on the taco
>Cap falls off and out spills salt and pubic hair
>Pubic hair in the salt shaker
>Demand to speak to the manager
>He apologizes, apparently a waiter was fired the day before and says he probably did it
>Ended up with 50 free tacos and burritos


I didn't even know what to do with the damn things. I ate like 8 of them over two days and then threw the rest out because I couldn't keep them in my fridge.

[Anonymous No.4046358]

>>4045611
>if you don't eat every single thing, you'll still be hungry
it's such a pain in the ass when they give you exactly as much good as you can eat, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.4046395]

>>4044475
Aww, that's sad. Do you want me to blow it?
That came out a bit wrong...

[Anonymous No.4046423]

>>4046329

[Anonymous No.4046426]

>>4046324
It wasn't bear meat.

[Anonymous No.4046613]

>out doing stuff all day
>go out to eat at a local, amazing mexican place with a large group of people who were doing similar stuff
>ordering time, nothing unusual
>last two people to order are a large, exceptionally nice black lady and her son
>both of them order fried chicken with extra honey mustard sauce

>u wot m8

>food comes
>both of them keep asking everyone what everything is, as if they had never seen anything other than fried chicken their whole life
>feel really bad about everything
>they ask me what's inside of my burrito
>I-I... a uh... it's a b-burrito
>what's a burrito?
>mfw the whole time

Oh god, my typing skills

[Anonymous No.4046638]

>>4046315
Dark chocolate chips rock in pecan pies though!

[Anonymous No.4046647]

>>4045553
My mom and I went there for my graduation dinner, the overall food was okayish, but they had almost no one there at the time, and the soup they were serving that day was phenomenal.
They gave us free extra soup and packaged some up for us to take home, it all was worth it just for that damn soup.

[Anonymous No.4046652]

>>4046329
>how do I friends or freezer

[Anonymous No.4046660]

>>4045745
>Cake is ice cream cake
>Bring up lactose intolerance and ask them/go pick up a bottle of any "Dairy Digestive Supplement" or Lactose Enzyme supplement.
>Take those and eat cake
>No sads

[Anonymous No.4047235]

> Go to local pizza restaurant in Houston, they do awesome wings.
> mouthwatering, glorious wings with perfect spice and heat.
> Move to a different part of town.
> Find a different franchise of the same place.
> Order best wings
> mfw they change the menu entirely based on what the local population is.
> mfw I moved to a black neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.4047651]

>>4045552
to be fair some places are just a bunch of grouped restaurants all owned by one person who sometimes allocates all their resources for cooking into one kitchen.

[Anonymous No.4048877]

>>4047235
Where in Houston was the better place and where are you now? I'm up the 45 and 1960 in a nigger area.

[Anonymous No.4049051]

>>4046329

Could have given those to friends/homeless people.

[Anonymous No.4049065]

>>4045611
I work in Dearborn and I never go to Miller's when my coworkers ask. It's overrated garbage.

[Anonymous No.4049067]

I don't really remember bad food so I got only one story.

>girlfriend and I go to a cocktail bar/restaurant that opened a couple of weeks before
>happy hour, 3€ for each cocktail
>sit down
>there's a group of Arabs watching a football game, talking loudly in their language
>order a Long Island Iced Tea for me and a nacho platter, she orders some fruit cocktail
>nachos arrive
>they're stale, salted nachos without any sauce
>Arabs are yelling something about the football game we presume
>cocktails arrive
>absolutely no alcohol in them
>quickly drink our cocktails, eat 4 more nachos and leave

That was majorly disappointing and a bit scary as we were the only ones besides the group of yelling Arabs.

[Anonymous No.4049081]

>Dive sort of place that I like to go to.
>The atmosphere or whatever may not be great, but the food is.
>They get new menu suddenly, some new dishes.
>Wanting breakfast.
>Can't remember the name, but it involved a hen. Basically hashbrowns covered in chili, topped with an egg and cheese.
>Alright, I'll try it.
>Eagerly anticipate.
>Chili is Hormel shit from a can.
>I don't want to pay for this...

[Anonymous No.4049118]

>>4049067

what the hell did the arabs have to do with your nachos?

>2012
>being racist

[Anonymous No.4049126]

>>4049118

I don't see where that is racist. It was just the fact that we were all alone in a pretty large bar with a group of people that were yelling loudly in a foreign language which made the whole visit less comfortable.

Don't know about you but I don't appreciate this kind of behaviour when I went there to enjoy a quiet evening.

[Anonymous No.4049128]

>>4049126
>I go out to eat to enjoy a quiet evening
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.4049130]

>>4049128

You know, there's a difference in the noise level between a McDonalds and a cocktail bar that has just opened its doors in the middle of the week.

[Anonymous No.4049139]

>>4049130
Yeah, the noise difference is that McDonalds and other fast food places have dine-in experiences that are relatively quiet whereas other establishment are always extremely loud.

[Anonymous No.4049157]

>Be me
>I fucking LOVE canataloupe
>Everytime I buy it, no matter how long I wait, it's never ripe or good.
That feel. Seriously, what the fuck happend?

[Anonymous No.4049170]

>>4046270
>tastes soggy paper and crushed hopes
mfw

[Anonymous No.4049171]

>>4049157
Sounds like my case with Watermelon. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.4049182]

>>4049067

Come on, you can't expect that much alcohol in your cocktail AND good nachos for 3 euros.

From my experience, the best happy hour you can get is here in Milan. There are lots of bars where you can get a huge cocktail + a quality buffet for 10 euros.

[Anonymous No.4049183]

>>4049126

you weren't "alone" because there were arabs in the bar. but yet your use of the word 'alone' implies that you were the only white people in the establishment, which made you feel uncomfortable, (faggot). how did it feel to be a minority for the first time?

then you go on to say that they were speaking a foreign language & it made you less comfortable. did it ever occur to you that english is also a foreign language to all of the other 2,000+ languages spoken on this planet?

[Anonymous No.4049191]

>>4049067
>>4049126

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[Anonymous No.4049209]

>>4049191
>mfw after reading all that.

[Anonymous No.4049226]

>>4049171
That too, come to think of it. Watermelon sucks balls. It has for years now. Literally years. However, the small watermelons are great, have you tried those?

[Anonymous No.4049274]

>>4049191
lol'd at your told list, but he wasn't told at all.

Going to a sports bar for a quiet evening is just retarded.

[Anonymous No.4049370]

>>4049274

It wasn't a sports bar, it was a regular cocktail bar and the owner had put a TV there for his friends to watch a football game.

[Anonymous No.4049406]

>>4049226
Small watermelons? Could you be more specific?

Also yeah there hasn't been a single good batch of watermelons in years, you're right. It's a damn shame, there used to be at least one batch per year that was fucking amazing and it just hasn't happened for a really long time.

[Anonymous No.4049430]

>>4049406
They're the size of cantaloupes. You can buy them at Costco (the price club) not sure where else, but yeah they are definitley worth your time.

[Anonymous No.4049439]

>>4049182

Well there's a Mexican place around the corner that has cocktails for 3.33€ during happy hour and those are actual cocktails and not just some pretty coloured water.

[Anonymous No.4049523]

>In Budapest with sister and her Hungarian boyfriend
>he knows of a Mexican place in Pest near Parliament
>Go there
>bretty nice :DDD
>Bring out nachos as a starter
>Kinda stale, salsa has too much cilantro and lime
>Get some fajitas
>Not bad, but just taste off
Overall it wasn't bad, but I shouldn't have high expectations of Mexican food in Hungary

[Anonymous No.4049533]

>>4049523
>Overall it wasn't bad, but I shouldn't have expectations of Mexican food
fixed

[Anonymous No.4049536]

>>4049523
>bitching about too much cilantro
Nigga is you gay?

That's my chef complaint in the states. Salsa never has enough cilantro.

[Anonymous No.4049570]

>very good mexican place near me closes
>new mexican place opens up in its place
>we'll give it a shot me and my mom say
>i order taquitoes, rice and beans platter
>Suppose to be 4 taquitoes
>smallest fucking taquitoes ever
>mfw they broke 2 taquitoes in half and said it was 4

i am disappoint

[Anonymous No.4049603]

>Go to Mexican food truck type place
>Well-known locally for serving authentic tacos
>Try to get sour cream (I'm pretty much a sour cream fetish when it comes to Mexican food)
>They barely speak English
>I end up not getting my sour cream

Well at least the salsa they gave me was bomb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.4050978]

Blackwater Grill on St. Simons is an utter joke.

Like 20 bucks for the shrimp dinner. Came with 6, maybe 8 shrimp -- with a loose pale breading and a greedily portioned spoonful of each of two sides. All served on a child's plate and priced for a king. Everything tasted like the aptly named Backwater. Underseasoned and almost hot...more like warm. Room (kitchen) temp maybe.

I figured the shrimp was a fluke and went back another time to try the etouffe. Again with the childs plate and 17 bucks or so. I'm here looking like Steven Reed, totally defeated because I willingly came back to get screwed again. I eat the scorched tasting etouffe that has totally drowned the rice in the sauce like a gumbo or something in fuming silence.

Seriously badmouth this place any chance I can get.

[Anonymous No.4051162]

>>4044522

How about establishing a proper eye contact and opening your mouth when talking so when you order two burritos it sounds like two burritos and not two burmnns you fucking aspie.

[Anonymous No.4051179]

>>4046329

>Threw them out

You fucking nigger I hope you get stabbed in the pancrea some day

[Anonymous No.4051182]

>>4047235

...Black people can't stand the heat or what? Tell me please, I'm from yurop and african restaurants that we have here serve really spicy stuff.

[Anonymous No.4051188]

>>4049603

Protip: If you really like mexican food, basic spanish isn't really that hard to learn. Hell, someday it might save your life.

[Anonymous No.4051189]

>>4050978
Oh wow I used to live on St. Simon's. That place sucked, you should have gone to Coastal Kitchen.

[Anonymous No.4051193]

>have couple of hours before next class starts
>want fajitas
>don't have enough money for favorite fajita dish
>order steak fajita burrito at mexican restaurant 15124
>twenty minute wait
>get it
>bottom is absolutely soaked through
>whole thing just disintegrates in hand
>steak overdone and just too chewy
I wish I could forget that day. But hey at least the salsa they make kicks ass constantly.

[Anonymous No.4051200]

>>4044491
my nigga

the only problem is making sure you don't piss on the floor

[Anonymous No.4051264]

>go to chunkys for the 4 horseman burger challenge
>i wasnt doing it, brother was
>everyone rants and raves about their burgers, it was even on the food network man vs food shit
>brother has 4 horseman - pussies out
>i order this hawaiian burger thing, had pinapple in it. why the fuck not
>patty is generic looking and tasting, tastes like one of those frozen patties you get in highschool but even those tasted better than these.
> burger buns are extremely plain as well as fries.
>very disappoint
> did get to see my brother and his friend get their insides obliterated by the ghost chili peppers though.
>not worth the 8ish bucks for that place

>mfw

[Anonymous No.4051311]

>move to france
>haven't had KFC for 3-4 months
>start to crave the colonel
>no KFCs in the city
>forever alone with no friends
>saturday, nothing planned
>take subway as far as it goes
>walk 20 minutes
>autoroute drive in KFC
>menu nothing like what I'm used to
>if you don't want a huge bucket there's almost no choice
>end up with 6 huge bone filled pieces of the blandest KFC I've ever tasted
>no sides, just fries
>families with children looking at me funny while eating
>don't even finish all the chicken
>go home
>think about my life

[Anonymous No.4051320]

>>4044495
High-turnover places in NYC do that for individual slices, actually. They cook the pizza until it's cooked about 90% though so they can just throw a slice from the fridge into a fuckhot oven for a minute or so to fill the order. You get fresh, perfectly cooked, piping hot god-tier pizza in about seventy seconds; shit's amazing.

This only works with NYC-style pies, though; thicker pizzas aren't amenable to this.

>>4045552
This is actually very common in many areas of the world, particularly in asia.

[Anonymous No.4051329]

>>4049171
>>4049226
>>4049406
>>4049430
Stop buying seedless watermelons and Dulcineas, you cunts.

[Anonymous No.4051333]

>This summer
>At my house, helping my neighbor put down our new wood floor
>Mom and Dad decide to treat me to the gyro I've been craving, since I've been the only one helping out of their 4 kids (and I don't have much spending money due to having an apartment)
>They bring me home a gyro
>Really happy
They got at this middle-eastern place
>It's chunks of lamb rather than thin slices, it has a weird, terrible sauce that isn't the tziki (can't spell it, it's the cucumber/yogurt sauce)
>Finish it out of respect for parents' gift and nothing more
>Bad tastes lasts in my mouth all day

[Anonymous No.4051334]

>>4051333
tzatziki

[Anonymous No.4051337]

>>4051334
Yes, that's it.

On an unrelated note, I made some banging tzatziki at home the other day.

[Anonymous No.4051341]

>>4049157
Try buying muskmelon instead. They're a little smaller than cantaloupe, but they're 10x more flavorful and juicy.

[Anonymous No.4051360]

>>4049171
>>4049226
>>4049406
>small watermelons
thats why it taste like shit (or rather, cucumber)
They should be at least 30x50 cm

[Anonymous No.4051389]

> go to a classy-looking sushi place for the first time
> order some rolls with fried eel and pumking for 6€
> expect a mouth full of awesome
> get 6 small pieces, each half the size of a D-battery
> fillings are as thin as a chopstick
> we finish of food and leave, never again i go to "classy" places
> go home, cook up some rice, and make a meter of sushi rolls as thick as my arm with various fillings.

[Anonymous No.4051674]

>>4051360
The suggestion that was given was to buy the small watermelons so that they -didn't- taste like shit, unlike normal watermelon batches which taste really fucking bad and have for years for some reason.

[Anonymous No.4052438]

>>4049536
There are people with mutation that causes cilantro to taste like soap to them. So unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.4052470]

>>4051311
KFC is different in countries other than murrica because they are civilized and don't allow farmers to torture, abuse and pump their chickens full of hormones and steroids.

[Anonymous No.4052476]

>>4052470
>Not torturing your chickens or pumping them full of steroids

Enjoy your flavorless crap.

I live south of Detroit. I've never eaten better KFC in my entire life. The nigs can fry some motherfucking chicken, son.

[Anonymous No.4052479]

>>4052476
>mfw I live in Windsor and laugh at your third world crater of shit

[Anonymous No.4052485]

>>4052479
Your life will be well preserved by laughing from across the border. We Michiganders don't put up with shit - especially from spineless Canukistanians.

[Anonymous No.4052491]

>>4052485
Why would I ever traverse the crime-ridden cratered landscape you dwell in?

[Anonymous No.4052503]

>>4052491
To get decent healthcare - just like countless thousands of canadians do every year.

[Anonymous No.4052504]

>>4045716
I agree, when people try to share good experiences that they have had with other people it really rustles mah jimmies too

[Anonymous No.4052526]

>>4052476
>KFC
>Good fried chicken
The Carolinas would like to have a word with you.

[Anonymous No.4052538]

>>4052526
Lived in Fayettville for two years. Traveled both Carolinas. Ate some sweet (vs spicy) bbq and enjoyed all the college towns. Fried chicken, however, was not their forte. I don't care what name they slap on the outside of that building in Allen Park, MI. The darkies in there make some fantastic fried chicken.

[None !ddB8dxMZ/s No.4052556]

>go to college tex-mex eatery
>order large burrito
>asks if I want sour cream guac
>yes
>they proceed to put one tablespoon of each
>not even centered, just plopped at the end
>"can...could I get a little more than that"
>"oh, it'll cost you extra.."

I can understand jewing me out of meat, but is sc and guac really that expensive?

[Anonymous No.4052563]

>>4052556
Yep. I love that shit but everyone acts like it is fucking cream of gold they're serving. Especially in Texas - damn. Been there, done that.

[Anonymous No.4052566]

>>4044475
That picture is all wrong.

>sitting your ass on the toilet seat.
>restricting your colon's flow

>not squatting to take a shit with your feet on
the toilet thereby opening the colon so your shit
can pass with ease.

This is the 21st century.
Enjoy getting shit water all over your buns with
your Victorian-era shitting technique.

[Anonymous No.4052622]

>>4046270
I lived in China for most of 2008 and had a dragonfruit over there. Holy shit, the thing's like heaven in a fruit! Had a dragonfruit imported to the US a month ago. Son of a crap, the thing was horrible (and cost seven bucks a fruit, damn tariffs).

[Anonymous No.4052665]

>>4044491
if you're not a toilet that can support the weight, watch out

[Anonymous No.4052699]

>>4052665
good thing I use other people's yards.