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> Car is in the shop
> Chinese place decides my place is too far tonight to deliver
> Greek place out of business
> Only place left is a semi Italian/Mexican/American place.
> Warning signals already but I had no choice
> Order Buffalo wings. Not the hottest but the step below that
> Also order a small order of Chili with some onions and cheese.

The Buffalo wings were drenched in a kind of spicy barbeque sauce with Blue Cheese on the side and the wings not crispy at all. One was undercooked. The chili was cold, onions not there and a sheet of plastic cheese greeted me as I open the container. It tasted more like Hormel than anything. The total was 18 dollars plus tip.

0/10 will never order again.
Disappointment general?

>> No.3984808
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No.

>> No.3984816
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>>3984808
yes

>> No.3984820

>everyone dick rides Virgil's root beer
>buy a four pack for five dollars
>overly sweet root beer
>waste of money
Would've rather bought a 12 pack of barq's for two dollars cheaper.

>> No.3984861

I just got back from dinner at IHOP for a friend.

There were ten of us there in a half-empty building, we ordered at about half-past six, and we were getting bits and pieces of our orders all night, stone cold.

I got the first half of my order (French Toast) after 45 minutes, ended up eating it because fuck it, I was starving. I got the eggs after an hour. First one, I sent back because it was cold, and the second had an eggshell in it.

Apparently there was only one cook, and the manager was out that evening.

To apologize, they gave us a 20% discount, which honestly felt like a slap in the face; but I suppose it was our fault for expecting any quality from an IHOP.

Before that, I went to a Bob Evans with my mother, and the waitress said "she'd be right with us," and proceeded to ignore us while we sat at a dirty table for a half hour. We didn't even get drinks.

We ended up walking out, and I was pretty close to taking the tip someone had left on our table. And she had the gall to ask us where we were going...

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>>3984820
Sorry bruh. I actually haven't had virgils since I was in 7th grade but I enjoyed it back then.

>tfw my mom bought me a Virgil's mini keg one night when I had a few friends spend the night and play video games

>> No.3984902

>>3984800
>not living in a major city with some form of public transport
Why would you do this?

>> No.3984924

>complaining about shitty takeout when you're too lazy to make your own food

>> No.3984925

Any food at an airport restaraunt.

>> No.3984943

>>3984861
I mostly go to ihop specifically to fuck with them.
My usual order?
some platter that contains hash browns or the steak and eggs plate.
How does this fuck with them?
> I ask for the hash browns to be done lightly and the steak to be cooked medium well
9/10 one or the other will be burnt.

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>>3984897
>Virgil's

>> No.3984986

>>3984902
Because cities suck out your soul and leave a hollowed shell of a being in your body's place.

Getting your car fixed is temporary. Living in a city is permanent insanity.

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>>3984943
>I knowingly order food that will be shit 90% of the time, but "I'm fucking with them".

Ok, buddy guy.

>> No.3985000

>>3984993
That's because they shell out the discount.
I don't go so often as to be noticed, but if they don't fuck up the eggs and pancakes then they get my money.

>> No.3985007

>>3984800
All you had to do was pan fry some wings, pat them down dry and shake it in buffalo sauce.

Better than anything you can order. Most places makes shit wings.

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>>3985000
Even better.

>> No.3985018

>>3984943
iHop is the worst fucking place I ever had breakfast at.

Was hungry as shit at like 6am during a road trip and found a iHop and thought what the hell.

>entire place is ran by Mexicans
>$10+ for 2 eggs, pork link, and 2 pancakes
>overpriced OJ that straight from a carton

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I got one, from very recently.

>Friend takes me out to eat for my birthday
>We go to Panda Express
>This one is usually really good
>Ordered Broccoli Beef, Mandarin Chicken,& Mushroom Chicken w/ the Noodles.
>Sat down and started to eat.
>mfw my friend says what I'm thinking "This food is fucking crap."
>Noodles were dry and way too greasy
> Mandarin Chicken tasted like it was fucking salt.
>Mushroom Chicken had nothing but mushroom stems, the zucchini was either over or under cooked, and the chicken tasted like shit.
> Broccoli in the broccoli beef tasted like it was cooked too long and almost burnt, and the beef was rubber.
>Friend gave me one of his egg rolls and some of his orange chicken
>says "Try this, does it taste right to you?"
>fmw this can't end well.
>Orange Chicken tastes like spices and no orange.
>Chicken egg roll tasted like it had been freezer burnt and then cooked Paula Deen style (in butter)
>mfw the best part of the meal was the fortune cookie because it got the taste of everything else out of my mouth.
>Afterward the shit food gave us stomach pain and the worst gas ever, it was raining and we drove with the fucking windows down.


So yeah, basically the food at this particular Panda was always really good, and my friend tries to do something nice and the food was crap. Not eating there again.

pic related: It's how we rated the meal.

>> No.3985027

>>3985018
That would be about 5-6 dollars. Don't you lie on the internet!