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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjbtesaD0w

Great meal idea that satisfies 3-6 people.

>> No.3968220
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there is shame in his eyes as he speaks.
He knows what a sellout he is.

I wouldn't be caught dead making this 'recipe', but the guy in the video's guilt over scamming america with bullshit recipes makes it seem worse than it is.

I hereby dub him, "Sad Nacho Man".

>> No.3968221

>>3968211
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjbtesaD0w
Thanks anon but that vid is only meant to be viewed by "wildcats" which I am not one.

>> No.3968227
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You can almost feel his misery from here.

>> No.3968231
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I wonder if his family forgave him yet for putting such a thing on the internet.

>> No.3968233

>dem feels.

like seriously how shitty has your life and audience to be to make a show where you put 2 ingredients in the microwave, explaining that you need to open the can and shit...

>> No.3968240

>>3968231
I wonder if he's ever felt the touch of a woman

Not that I have

>> No.3968241

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OaeRiONF24&feature=youtu.be&t=10m30s

Learn how to make rice

>> No.3968246

Suddenly I feel very very sympathetic for that man.

>> No.3968247
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3968247

I think this is a joke. But I am not sure.
>mwf

>> No.3968250

OP Please stop this is seriously making me depressed.

>> No.3968251

>>3968241
>Now you have this hot dish you can eat....made with rice....costs about a dollar

>> No.3968253

>>3968241
>Old man pours his heart and soul into his show
>2 college halo gamer fuel fratboys mock him

It's sad..

>> No.3968262

>>3968260
But it's wonderful people can find such joy and dedication in the simple things in life.

>> No.3968260

>>3968253
A man should not pour his heart and soul into dumping 2 cans of food together.

>> No.3968264

>>3968247
Yeah, I think it might be... uh, not satire but something else.

>> No.3968265

>>3968262
... yeah, sure -3-
He doesn't seem to be finding much joy, to me.
Just my take on it.

>> No.3968266

>>3968265
How do you suggest he advances to the next level of cooking?

>> No.3968269

>>3968266
changing from a microwave to a pan?

>> No.3968270

mmm spaghetti

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwn2GzbFz58&t=6m27s

>> No.3968271

>>3968269
I laughed

I recommend he cooks something he actually feels PROUD of.
Also to stop using a teleprompter. He doesn't have the charisma for it.

>> No.3968273

the best part was that slow zoom at the end. he has an actual camera man.

i wonder if they have a director. that video was fairly high quality compared to most youtube stuff.

he could catch on, people.

>> No.3968274

>>3968271
I'm starting the think the video is some kind of a joke, though.

>> No.3968275

It's a community college TV channel. Presumably he's one of the guys from the cooking class that wanted his own show.

>> No.3968276

>>3968274
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwn2GzbFz58&t=6m27s
It is a joke in that they took the janitor and gave him a cooking show.
He is not faking though if thats what you mean.
We should make him famous.
Lets get /b/ on this.

>> No.3968278

>>3968276
wherever this ends up, you have my blessing

>> No.3968279

>>3968276
How are you so sure of that?

>> No.3968298

Lol what's the point of wearing a nice shirt and tie if it is going to be wrinkled to shit and be so loose on you like a dress? bahaha

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>that hollow, soulless stare
>Weber State University
>Utah
Welp, that explains it.

This is some depressing shit.

>> No.3968766

>>3968300
any connection to Weber Gaming?

>> No.3969078

I like him. That show has a strange quality, almost hypnotic. He's like Bob Ross for suicidal people with eating disorders.

>> No.3969121

That was really funny. But then I thought about the people who really live like this. Now I'm sad.

>> No.3969132

>>3968211
It never occurred to me that you could pierce the bottom of the can to more easily empty it! I learned something today!

>> No.3969138
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that video was like a waking nightmare

>> No.3969187

because nobody has mentioned it, id like to point out that the reason he is using a microwave is likely because hes trying to show students how to make meals in their dorm room. this is the kind of shit food that college students 'cook' but its pretty stupid assuming people might need to be taught how to microwave chilli & cheese. also i can't believe that after the tortilla chip bag incident nobody thought to pre-rip the seasoning packet for him. that was depressng to watch

>> No.3969215

>>3969187
That's what I was thinking too.

And the bag opening part is depressing. Like fuck, you go through like 50+ years, one would've though opening a bag of chips wouldn't be hard.

This whole video is just depressing. Just fucking depressing.

>> No.3969250

Those chips look delicious

>> No.3969260

Can't compare to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1v52f1TrWg

>> No.3970183

I wonder what was going through his head at the end

>> No.3970210

>>3969260
lame

>> No.3970215

Oh god this looks like something straight out of Tim and Eric. I can see him breaking down mid cooking and crying about how he killed all those vietnamese people.

>> No.3970225

>>3970183
"Oh god i hate my life, i try every night to end it but dammit why can't i pull the trigger"

>> No.3970268

;_; wow this is horrible

>> No.3970310
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Jesus Christ,

Someone buy this poor guy a couple of hookers and some blow.

No one should have to live like this.

>> No.3970326

DUDE...he can't even stir, the GD canned chili and nuclear yellow cheese jizz aren't even mixed...WTF.

>> No.3970347

>>3970326
He cant even corporated

>> No.3970361

>>3970326
He was giving them options. They can have chilli or cheese jizz or both

>> No.3970368

>>3968211

your mom satisfies 3-6 people (at a time). ZING!

>> No.3970372

Let the man retire and live in peace.

>> No.3970376
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i'm sure looking forward to trying this great value delicious meal.

>> No.3970384

>>3970376


You have no idea how angry that unmixed bowl of diabetus, makes me...I just want to buy him a blender.

>> No.3970390
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>>3970376
That's not American cuisine. This is!

>> No.3970400

>>3970376
lol'd

>> No.3970406

>>3970390
As an American I didn't as much laugh as began clapping a full ovation.
*claps*

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3970462

I think we've all been where this guy is at least once.

>> No.3970466

>>3970462
I'm there every week

>> No.3970469

>>3970462

god he looks defeated in that picture. i wonder if his family just died in a tornado or something.

>> No.3970470

>>3970347
Link me to some videos of that landwhale. After sadnachoman I need to laugh at something, even if it's bitter, hateful laughter.

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IRL okay.jpg

>> No.3970498

WHY HAS NO ONE MENTIONED HIS WRINKLED SHIRT??

PLEASE THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE VIDEO

>> No.3970512

And... now I'm depressed. If this guy is for real then there probably won't be to many episodes after this one, due to suicide.

>> No.3970519

>>3970498
His wife died, he's been left on his own.

>> No.3970526

>Steve cooks sketti
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwn2GzbFz58&t=6m27s

>> No.3970542

Send this shit into =3, niggers.

>> No.3970544

>>3970526
>and it costs about a dollar

i bet the guy is so poor the only meal he gets per day is the shit he cooks in this show

>> No.3970552

oh god i haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

>> No.3970563

he is a glimpse into the soul of humanity

>> No.3970564
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close enough

>> No.3970566

>>3970564
>lettuce
>nachos.jpg

Leave.

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>>3970475

>> No.3970569

This is some depressing shit, man.

>> No.3970573

>>3970564

do you really like soggy chips?

>> No.3970575

He knows his commentary and face are horrible.

>> No.3970577

God, why did this even need to be made?

I mean, you could just say "heat these two cans, put the stuff in a bowl, dip chips in it". No need for a video.

>> No.3970578

>>3970577
It didn't. I really would like to know why this man does this stuff. The worst part is that the people filming him and even host the show fuckin' mock him. It just makes it that much more depressing. Fuck this gay earth.

>> No.3970588

>>3968241
lol'd at the part where the white frat boy told the black frat boy that he's seen him being chased by cops.

That entire video is somewhere between comedy gold and absolutely unwatchable.

That poor school.

>> No.3970601

I'm pretty sad now

>> No.3970634

>>3968211

oh jesus that zoom in the end finished me

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3970637

Link is private now????
What the WTF?
Can anyone re up ?

>> No.3970644

>>3970637

which one of you a-holes tipped off /b/, did you see those comments at the end?

>> No.3970647

>>3970644
What did they say?

>> No.3970691

>>3968211
*sigh* I will never know what happened.

>> No.3971645

what was the first video? i must know

>> No.3971687

>>3971645
Guy microwaves cheese sauce and canned chili, mixes the two together and calls it a nacho dip.

Great meal idea that satisfies 3-6 people.