/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3855301]

eating habits pet peeves?

>mfw someone puts the ginger on the sushi

[Anonymous No.3855302]

when people grab their burgers fingers under instead of thumb under and flip it so they eat it upside down

[Anonymous No.3855305]

people who stab things with chopsticks
you asked for the damn things, use them right or use a goddamn fork

[Anonymous No.3855313]

Eating all of one thing on your plate before tasting other things (especially those that eat the protein first, like it's the most valuable, then the starch/veg after). Also, mixing everything into mush and eating it like that. Eating things cold that should be heated (my dad does this when drunk). Ordering incredibly specific things, changing menu, not letting chef do his job.

[Anonymous No.3855319]

Salting dat food b4 tasting it.

[Anonymous No.3855321]

when you ask someone what kind of wine they like and they just say white or red.

[Anonymous No.3855325]

Gets to-go box. Lets it rot in fridge... every time.

[Anonymous No.3855326]

>>3855319
I'm even more anal about this. Salting any food that already has salt in it peeves me.

[Anonymous No.3855327]

>>3855302
Guilty :3

I hate it when people smack as they chew. I hope no one on /ck/ does this. It makes me raaaaage.

[Anonymous No.3855331]

Ordering drinks with no ice because cheapskate mofo.

[Anonymous No.3855334]

mixing wasabi in soy sauce

putting hot sauce on everything

demand ordering cheese pizza and only eating 2 slices

[Anonymous No.3855335]

>putting salt or pepper on anything after it's been served

if you're cooking, why didn't you season it before? if you're at a restaurant and they can't season your food properly you probably shouldn't go there. either, way, you're eating raw table salt now which is gross.

[Anonymous No.3855341]

Ketchup on scrambled eggs. Maple syrup dumped over plate of eggs, sausage, pancakes.
I hate vegetarians and sneak bacon fat into soups whenever I can. Heh heh.

[Anonymous No.3855344]

Eating hamburgers with a knife and fork, and not even removing the bread.

Asking for a glass of water and not even taking a sip.

[Anonymous No.3855346]

>>3855334
>mixing wasabi in soy sauce

So, outside of being a pretentious twat and disliking the practice because the Japanese don't do it, what's wrong with that, exactly?

[Anonymous No.3855348]

WHEN PEOPLE DON'T DO THINGS THE WAY I DO THINGS.

[Anonymous No.3855349]

>>3855341
Are you okay with maple syrup on eggs, sausage, and pancakes so long as I don't slather it all over? I do like me maple syrup on eggs, sausage, and pancakes. Bacon too.

[Anonymous No.3855357]

Buying expensive vodka. Mixing it with shit.

[Anonymous No.3855358]

>>3855301

It tastes way better with the ginger on it. Why does that bother you? The Japanese people are retarded as all hell with everything else they do, why do you think they got it right with ginger not going on sushi?

[Anonymous No.3855360]

>>3855302
>grab their burgers

Stay murrkan, fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.3855363]

>>3855357
vodka is meant to be mixed or otherwise drunk quickly so as not to be tasted, since it lacks flavor. expensive vodka = stronger, less pungent cocktails

[Anonymous No.3855366]

>>3855358
because you're letting a $0.01 piece of root mask the flavor of your potentially $5-$10+ piece of fish. stay pleb.

[Anonymous No.3855371]

>>3855366

>flavors don't mix!

Have you ever even eaten food in your life?

[Anonymous No.3855372]

>>3855325
I have had pork sukiyaki in my fridge going on 9 months now. Im actually afraid to pick it up to dispose of it.

[Anonymous No.3855373]

>>3855371
your sushi must be made by mexicans. there is no other reason to destroy the taste of a filet of tuna with that sweet n spicy shit. do you put ketchup on truffles?

[Anonymous No.3855390]

>>3855331
Why should i put ice in a drink that should ALREADY be cold? And if you tend to make the drink last and not gulp it down like a useless amerifat, the ice melts and dilutes the drink.

[Anonymous No.3855392]

>when someone always leaves it up to you to pick the place to go eat
>suggest something
>"Oh no anon, not -that- place!"
Then WHY the fuck did you ask me? Why don't you pick a place? Just, GAHHH!

[Anonymous No.3855404]

>>3855313
I eat from worst to best. Gotta end on a high note.

[Anonymous No.3855407]

>>3855331
>paying for ice
Wat

[Anonymous No.3855415]

Open-mouthed chewers... especially musicians, especially bandmates. YOUR MOTHERS TAUGHT YOU BETTER, NOW CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT, YOU FUCKING NEANDERTHAL.

People who ask me to cook steak, and douse it with ketchup. You wanted a steak. I made one. It was good. It seems you really just wanted ketchup on something slightly chewy. Next time: tofu or kraft dinner... only two people have ever done this to me, only one has done it twice.

People who sneak bits of my food before it's done, especially those who complain. "What the fuck? This soup tastes like dirt!"... "You just stuck your finger in a lukewarm slurry of blended beet with a bit of red wine that I'm using to suck flavour out of bay leaves. The rest of the soup's still roasting in the oven. Patience, twat."

People who tell me that my recipe's wrong, especially as pertaining to pan-Italian foods or things that the Polish, Ukrainians, and Russians have very similar versions of... my pizza's still a pizza, and my perogies are still perogies. If you want your mom's go visit her.

[Anonymous No.3855418]

>>3855358
>>3855366

correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the ginger meant to be eaten between each piece of sushi to cleanse your palate or something? If that's true then it's understandable why some people can be annoyed with others who eat with the sushi

[Anonymous No.3855424]

>>3855418

You're correct, but many people also overlook that the ginger goes deliciously well with sushi and compliments the flavor of any type

[Anonymous No.3855427]

>>3855424
>a pickled aromatic root goes well with plain rice and fresh fish

Holy shit this is like the complete opposite of true. You may as well say you should douse it in tobasco.

[Anonymous No.3855429]

>>3855424
Have you eaten ginger? That shit overpowers any other flavor that goes in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.3855431]

>>3855427
... pickled ginger with vinegared, sweetened rice, fresh fish, and seaweed, dipped into soy sauce, probably with some wasabi...

the only really new element being introduced is the flavour of the ginger itself. The saltiness, sweetness, and sourness are already involved.

[Anonymous No.3855434]

>>3855431

[Anonymous No.3855437]

The ginger is a palate cleanser. Fuck me running if you eat it with the sushi.

[Anonymous No.3855439]

>>3855434
that guy's face kind of looks like a thick slab of pickled ginger.

When I add ginger to sushi, it's usually inside, and a very small amount, usually with pickled herring and beet as a contrast to a milder piece.

[Anonymous No.3855441]

>>3855437
The next time you use your red wine to try to quench your thirst, I hope someone knocks it out of your hand and demands you lick it from the carpet.

[Anonymous No.3855454]

>>3855441

Can you eat a fucking wine glass you uncultured swine? I guess in America in order to consume something you need to throw it all together in a slop so you can shovel it into your gullet faster.

[Anonymous No.3855455]

>>3855441
>The next time you use your red wine to try to quench your thirst
Why would anyone do that? Shit's retarded.

[Anonymous No.3855458]

>>3855454
It's meant to cleanse your palate. Maybe you should stick to battering or boiling your food to death and washing down the carnage with room temperature lager.

[Anonymous No.3855459]

People who dismantle their food. : Eating the chocolate off of a Butterfinger.

[Anonymous No.3855461]

>>3855459
>Eating the chocolate off of a Butterfinger.
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.3855462]

>>3855454
You tell me.

Mangia.

[Anonymous No.3855467]

>>3855461
Taking the outside off.

I used to do it to Twix and Kit Kat bars.

[Anonymous No.3855469]

>>3855467
Why and how?

[Anonymous No.3855471]

>>3855469
Because it's fun and satisfying

[Anonymous No.3855472]

>>3855458

But you don't pour your wine on your steak. I fail to see what the argument is here. No one objected to eating the ginger in-between pieces of sushi, eating it ON TOP of pieces is a waste, though.

[Anonymous No.3855473]

>>3855461
Systematically nibbling all of the chocolate off while holding the melting candy bar in your sweaty hand until all you have left is the crispity, crunchetty, salty, brittle filling. Then devouring that on its own. Get it now?

[Anonymous No.3855479]

>>3855472
I'm slightly aghast that the idea of a red-wine reduction, jellied or otherwise, didn't cross your mind when writing that.

[Anonymous No.3855480]

People who don't appreciate a runny yolk. People who use powdered hollandaise mix.

[Anonymous No.3855481]

>>3855459
i lik eating the peanuts from my snikers

[Anonymous No.3855482]

>>3855302
pickles closer to tongue. What nao, bitch?

>>3855331
see >>3855390, amerifag.

And to add in to the sushi debate, I personally respect the Japanese tradition of eating sushi.

That said, if you want to throw ginger on top of your sushi, dunk it in a soy/wasabi mix, and eat it in multiple bites (this actually fucks up my soul) go right ahead; just know that the chef serving you will have little to no respect.

[Anonymous No.3855485]

>>3855480
People who don't realize exactly how fucking disgusting runny yolk is.

[Anonymous No.3855486]

>>3855480
Powdered hollandaise? I knew it had to exist, but... man... really?

I'm going to buy some and mix it with instant potatoes... then probably batter something with it because I can't think of anything else to make with such a mess.

[Anonymous No.3855487]

Let's keep up the pickled ginger debate. We're really breaking new ground! Might as well be cut/uncut debate on /b/.

[Anonymous No.3855488]

>>3855459
OCD activated.

[Anonymous No.3855490]

>>3855487
>mutilated dick vs. normal
>WHO WINZ GUISE!?

[Anonymous No.3855491]

>>3855301

That's like getting mad at someone for putting french fries in their burger

It tastes better to them that way, don't be a little bitch about it

[Anonymous No.3855492]

>>3855487
i lik pickald ginger with my snikers

[Anonymous No.3855493]

>>3855479

I obviously meant pouring the straight wine on a steak. You could make sauces for sushi with ginger, too (to go back to the original argument), but it doesn't mean that consuming them together "raw" is good.

[Anonymous No.3855497]

>>3855485
>im 12 amd wat is this

[Anonymous No.3855498]

People who spend exorbitant amounts of money on "organic" produce. My brother's hussy buys organic russet potatoes.
>organic russet potatoes

[Anonymous No.3855499]

Well-done steak with extra extra barbeque sauce and liquid smoke is something I enjoy that a lot of people don't

[Anonymous No.3855501]

>>3855493
the only raw ingredients are the seaweed and the fish.

... but... I digest... a whack of pickled ginger on sushi is akin to a whack of anything on anything else. A bit might seem strange in the same way that a bit of A-1/HP on a steak might to some... but if someone likes it that way, far be it for me to chastise him for it.

[Anonymous No.3855504]

>>3855499
It's called jerky, look into it.

[Anonymous No.3855510]

>>3855504

goes to show you faggot i can't look because i am blind xD

[Anonymous No.3855511]

>>3855510
moonshine, it does a body good

[Anonymous No.3855527]

When people would rather bitch about how I eat my sushi than eat their own

[Anonymous No.3855536]

Whoever made it so I can't buy horsemeat in USA.

[Anonymous No.3855539]

Dressing on the side. The chef uses less than half of that remekin when tossing your salad. You aren't saving any calories, and you're unevenly distributing more dressing. Dumbass bitches.

[Anonymous No.3855542]

Dem babbies that cut the crust off they sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.3855543]

>>3855301
people who don't put syrup on their pancakes and waffles WTF

[Anonymous No.3855546]

Amerifats who fry at home. Like regularly.

[Anonymous No.3855552]

>>3855546
Chip pans are well known for being a fire hazard. In the UK, chip pan fires are the largest cause of fire-related injuries in the home,[6] such that several local fire brigades have offered a "chip pan amnesty", trading old chip pans for a deep fryer.[7]

[Anonymous No.3855555]

>>3855552
French Fries you mean? Who would make potato chips in a pan at home?

[Anonymous No.3855557]

>>3855555
Eurofags that die in fires.

[Anonymous No.3855560]

>mfw my friend picks apart chicken wings to eat them

[Anonymous No.3855562]

>Glopping Tabasco or salt on everything
>They haven't tasted it yet
Or a personal favorite
>Complain about quality of food
>They interfered when I tried to address the problem while I was cooking

[Anonymous No.3855565]

When babies won't eat anything but milk for a whole rebellious year!

[Anonymous No.3855576]

When people guzzle down high quality spirits and liquors just to get drunk

[Anonymous No.3855577]

>>3855576
Is that not the point of drinking alcohol?

[Anonymous No.3855578]

>father prides himself on sauteed potatoes
>cuts into a julienne (although uneven)
>"sautees"
>med-low heat
>floppy, soaked with oil
>"Maybe you should try to crisp them up next time. Still good though."
>"Well, the only way to really do that is to deep fry..."
>"You could put them in the oven a bit, or try blanching before you cook."
>"But I like them soft."

Bull shit! I have heard him say on numerous occasions how good it is when chips are crunchy outside. He contradicts himself a lot actually, and then gets pissy if you correct him. Very frustrating.

Also, my sister uses a non-stick pan on high heat.

This isn't really eating habits, I don't care, I just have to tell someone about this shit.

[Anonymous No.3855605]

>>3855577
Not if the intent of the beverage is to be savored. Theres a difference between the alcohol you guzzle to get drunk and the alcohol you sip for the flavor it has.

[Anonymous No.3855645]

>>3855357
buying expensive vodka is about showing your wealth, not actually for the taste

[Anonymous No.3855653]

>>3855331
> getting ripped out of your wallet paying more than half a dollar for three sips of soda and the rest is expanded water molecules
> this is why fast food is laughing all the way to the bank

[Anonymous No.3855659]

>>3855543
It's called fruit you fat shit.
> those that drown any breaded breakfast main course in syrup
> plebs as bad as pouring an entire salt shaker before tasting
Pick both

[Anonymous No.3855666]

>>3855539
> we say that out of a bad expirence
> yfw we don't even use the whole tiny cup

[Anonymous No.3855701]

>>3855653
>drinking soda at all

[Anonymous No.3855709]

People who chew with their mouth open.
People who talk with their mouth full
People who eat burgers with a knife and fork
People who bitch at me for having anything less than a medium steak (its all bloody ur gross lol)
People who put a metric ton of salt on everything. Absolutely everything.

[Anonymous No.3855711]

>>3855709
>eat burgers with a knife and fork
What's wrong with that? Just because everyone else is a slob doesn't mean you have to be.

[Anonymous No.3855713]

>>3855711

[Anonymous No.3855714]

when people pepper/salt my food without even tasting/smelling it

[Anonymous No.3855717]

>>3855711

[Anonymous No.3855731]

ITT: autists.
What difference does any of this make to you? As long as said person isn't spewing a toxic cocktail of bleach and ammonia all over you why do you care how your friend eats sushi/ribs/cheeseburgers/etc?
Oh. Sorry. I forgot that /ck/ is s fantasy land where people pretend to have a social life so that they can assert how superior they are in a culinary sense. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.3855735]

>>3855731
Did you forget you were on 4chan again?

[Anonymous No.3855739]

>>3855735
I guess I expected moar.

[Anonymous No.3855759]

>>3855714
This.

[Anonymous No.3855785]

>>3855313
You don't want to eat something on a plate first, yet you also do not like mixing everything into mush.

Wow. I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.3855786]

>>3855346
Because it's better if you place the wasabi in between the fish and rice on a nigiri.

Clearly you've never tried it, plebeian.

[w No.3855800]

>>3855325
i have family that does this all the time we go out to eat. also every time we go out they never finished there food

[Anonymous No.3855819]

>>3855785
A wide spectrum, bitch. Some weirdos (your closet-ass included) will finish all of each portion before venturing on to even taste the others before they get cold. Other weirdos (you?) refrain from tasting any of the portions on their own because they mash them together preemptively. Not The Same. And both are wrong unless these fucks (you?) eat the same dishes on the daily and have first had them in the correct, varietal manner of tasting and consumption order.

[Anonymous No.3856231]

>>3855348


YAAAAA I HATE THOSE VEGETARIANS GARRR

[Anonymous No.3856453]

>>3855731
>guilty of every crime listed so far
I just feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.3856456]

>>3855819
What's wrong with eating from worst to best? It's not like I'm there for long enough for any of the food to get cold.

[Anonymous No.3856494]

>>3855501

>i digest

i present to you my submission to this thread.

[Anonymous No.3856528]

>people who eat with just a fork and have their other arm just lying on the table

[Anonymous No.3856539]

I'm sorry OP, I've been guilty of that on many occasions. But then again I've only sampled supermarket sushi that has little to no good quality fish.

[Anonymous No.3856550]

>>3855372
Thats fucking gross

[Anonymous No.3856567]

>>3856528

What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.3856569]

not eating the pizza crust

loading up a plate and only eating half of it or just the good parts

ordering anchovies on half a pizza when you are with friends that dont like it
>it stinks up the whole damn pizza

dipping toast in egg yolks

leaving the milk behind once the cereal is consumed

using ones hand to fetch cereal out of the box

using the jam knife in the PB

dipping bread in the curry instead of using a scooping or pinching technique

hogging all the edge pieces of a lasagna

[Anonymous No.3856573]

This thread is almost as pretentious as the Jiro Dreams of Sushi thread.

[Anonymous No.3856609]

>>3855645
>>3855363
I can assure you that you are both wrong.

[Anonymous No.3856611]

>>3855482
Like anyone gives a shit what the chef thinks, he is paid to assemble a dinner and thats about it.

[Anonymous No.3856638]

>>3856569
>dipping toast in egg yolks

What's the problem here?

[Anonymous No.3856644]

>>3856569
You have mental health issues. And I'm not saying that to be insulting.

[Anonymous No.3856645]

>>3856611
Exactly correct.

[RF360 !!s1shuD45usb No.3856659]

I eat sushi the way I -want- to eat it, no ifs ands or buts.

The soy and the wasabi will be mixed together, and the rice will be GENTLY dipped so that it does not come apart from drenching.

The ENTIRE bite of sushi WILL be eaten in one bite. The meat will go to the tongue first if this is possible.

Tea will be had between pieces, to clear the throat.

And occasionally a piece of ginger will be had to wipe the palate.

Any non-rice bits that fall will be quickly eaten enthusiastically. Rice that falls will be set aside on the tray.

And if ANYONE DARES TO EAT THEIRS DIFFERENTLY

I won't care.
You can eat however you like

<3

[Anonymous No.3856661]

>watching other people eat

[Anonymous No.3856662]

>>3856644
you are obviously a slob if you think there was anything wrong with those

[Anonymous No.3856669]

>>3855331
>Ordering drinks with no ice because cheapskate mofo.

Why the fuck does ordering drinks without ice make you a cheapskate. You don't pay for the icecubes.
I order drinks without ice because I want to taste my drink, not water.

[Anonymous No.3856683]

>>3856662
I'm being serious. However, I suspect you've heard this from your real life family or friends - or both. If all of that completely meaningless stuff bothers you about food then I have no doubt that your life is troubled by a thousand other trivial occurrences.

[Anonymous No.3856716]

>>3856669
Also, ice machines are FUCKING DISGUSTING. Ever hear of green slime?

[Anonymous No.3856717]

>>3856683
most of them are selfish and greedy things

[Anonymous No.3856719]

>>3856716
>mfw I'm too scared to look it up cause it sounds NASTY

[Anonymous No.3856721]

>>3856683

Apart from the runny yolk thing (which I don't get, dipping your toast in the yolk of a softboiled egg is god tier).. anyways, apart from that one, all the things he mentions are either very rude, or very wasteful.
So I understand if that rustles his jimmies.

[Anonymous No.3856732]

>>3856721
that part was incomplete. friend of mine uses up all the yolk but does not eat the whites.

[Anonymous No.3856734]

>>3856528
God forbid I want to be comfortable. I'm not going to do it in a nice restaurant although to be honest I've never fully understood why it's considered taboo.

[Anonymous No.3856738]

>>3856734
>I've never fully understood why it's considered taboo.

Probably because most 'fine dining etiquette' comes from France, and if you ever been to france you know the restaurant tables are tiny and shit.
So leaning on it with your arm will give you 90% chance to break that flimsy piece of shit and sent the food flying.
I'm sure that's it.

[Anonymous No.3856756]

>>3856719
http://www.houstontx.gov/health/Food/slime.htm
too late

[Anonymous No.3856794]

Hmmm...

> My old roommate/best friend is now 27 and still eats chicken fingers/cheeseburgers/nothing else at most restaurants (although his ex girlfriend was a vegan, so she changed things up on him)
> People who order stuff to "share," decided you picked the best item, so they eat it all and you have to finish their chocolate covered lemons or whatever shit they ordered
> Anyone that has to eat every three hours on vacation or they get "grumpy"
> That time my friend crossed out the tip I put on MY card and added more money, especially when I'd already tipped 20%

[Anonymous No.3856810]

>>3856794
>That time my friend crossed out the tip I put on MY card and added more money, especially when I'd already tipped 20%
Did you make him pay you back?

[Anonymous No.3856827]

>>3856794
>> People who order stuff to "share," decided you picked the best item, so they eat it all and you have to finish their chocolate covered lemons or whatever shit they ordered
happens with pizza
>friends order dogshit on pizza and claim my combination of toppings is gross
>try a slice
>they like it a lot
>dog shit pizza is the last one to go

also
>friend wants cheese pizza
>i want pineapple and ham
>friends finish cheese first
>take slice of hawaiian
>pick off all the pineapple

[Anonymous No.3856835]

>>3856810

It actually caused a huge fight, not between him and I, but between myself and another friend. I was pissed off, but it amounted to another buck or two, so the friend and I made amends, but another friend called me cheap and we didn't talk for 3 months.

To quickly explain, 4 of us went to a happy hour, and sat at the bar. It was 2 for 1 drinks, and everyone ordered food but me. We agreed to split the bill between us evenly, and I'd put the tip on my card. So I threw in 20% of the total bill. The one friend upped my tip, and in the argument, the other friend insisted I should tip 1 dollar for each of my drinks, since I didn't eat, and pay a tip to the bartender for the final free drink I didn't want. 20% of the total bill wasn't enough.

Dude brought it up on Facebook, called me out, and we got into a fight for a few months. He also told me I embarrass everyone by being so cheap.

[Anonymous No.3856841]

>>3856827
>pick off all the pineapple
This isn't a peeve of mine, I'm perfectly fine with it so long as they eat the pizza, but picking the Pineapple off ofa a Hawaiian pizza does next to nothing. That juice just gets everywhere, man.

[Anonymous No.3856850]

>>3856841
i did pay extra for the toppings so i was kinda bummed out that they were not being eaten

[Anonymous No.3856854]

>>3856827
omg "Chocolate covered lemons"
Made me laugh

[Anonymous No.3856876]

>>3856609
Thanks for telling me I was wrong, I might have not known otherwise. I trust your anonymous opinion 100%

[Anonymous No.3856879]

>>3856835
Sounds like a faggot. How you spend your money is no one elses business.

[Anonymous No.3856903]

>>3856794

> People who order stuff to "share," decided you picked the best item, so they eat it all and you have to finish their chocolate covered lemons or whatever shit they ordered

my ex gf always used to go for something i knew she would dislike at restaurants, and she straight up doesn't eat stuff she dislikes, so i would always order the dish i anticipated she would in fact like. 9 times out of 10 we would swap when the food came to table. it then became a question of convincing her to order things I would like, so that the swap was an entirely amicable one.

even when she figured out that this was happening she would still order stuff she'd end up hating, though i'm sure part of it was the 'grass is greener' effect.

[Anonymous No.3856983]

>>3856850
That's what happens when you put fruit on a pizza.

[Anonymous No.3856990]

>>3856983
fuck you! shits awesome!

[Anonymous No.3856996]

>>3856990
Something about it just doesn't work for me. The combination of the sweetness and the texture of cooked pineapple just clashes with the cheese/dough/sauce situation. I feel like it might work better with some fresh pineapple that's still kind of cold when you eat it.

[Anonymous No.3857005]

Er Mer Gerd, Pern Erpple ern Perzzer is Ser Derlicious

[Anonymous No.3857006]

My pizza toppings 100% of the time, always:

Extra cheese, ham, onions and pineapple.

[Anonymous No.3857010]

>>3857005
>is
>not ers

[Anonymous No.3857014]

>>3856827
>take slice of hawaiian
>pick off all the pineapple

Everyone in their right mind picks that shit off. Which reinforces the fact that only retards order that.

[Anonymous No.3857016]

>>3857006
My pizza topping 0% of the time:
Pineapple.

[Anonymous No.3857021]

>>3857006
>Extra cheese
With you so far.
>ham
Pretty sure the only option for that we get here is Canadian Bacon, but whatever.
>onions
Eh, I don't-
>pineapple
Never touch pizza again.

[Anonymous No.3857024]

>>3857021
How can you not like onions? Shit's delicious. Extra cheese and pineapple are shit though.

[Anonymous No.3857025]

>>3857016
pineapple on pizza is one of the best things you can do to a pizza.
that sweet goodness.

[Anonymous No.3857027]

I do and don't like pineapple pizza. I take off the pineapple, but the hint of it left behind on the pizza is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.3857028]

>>3857024
Depends, are we talking yellow onion or green? I like green onion when mixed with other vegetables and meat, but wouldn't even consider it in that combination.

[Anonymous No.3857032]

>>3857028
Yellow onion. Never tried green onion on pizza, but it'd probably be tasty as well.

[Anonymous No.3857034]

>>3857028
Vidalia onion only.

[Anonymous No.3857038]

what yall gotta try is
>pineapple
>hot pepper
>ground beef

[Anonymous No.3857043]

>>3855305

you know the japs stab things with their chopsticks right?

[Anonymous No.3857048]

>>3857034

[Anonymous No.3857063]

>>3857048
Vidalia onions make more people happy than just George Clooney

[Anonymous No.3857067]

ITT: Ultra-lonely upper-middle class white males who no one can stand to be around.

[Anonymous No.3857070]

>>3857067
So basically, you're guilty of all of these?

[Anonymous No.3857075]

>>3857043

No they don't.

1/10 for making me reply.

[Anonymous No.3857077]

>>3857067
Pretty damn close. I'm ultra loney upper middle class male but I have a lot of friends, a couple of girlfriends but will never establish a strong relationship because one failed marriage is enough.

[Anonymous No.3857080]

>>3857075
Yes, they do - as do most asians who eat with chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.3857082]

>>3857063
But George Clooney with vidalia onions, braised in Chianti... that makes everyone happy! ESPECIALLY VEGANS AND VEGETARIANS!!

[Anonymous No.3857091]

>>3857080
http://www.justhungry.com/your-guide-better-chopstick-etiquette-mostly-japanese

[Anonymous No.3857095]

Went from sushi and ginger to pizza and pineapple overnight!

[Anonymous No.3857102]

You order from a restaurant and after just one bite, the server asks how everything is when you're chewing.

[Anonymous No.3857105]

>>3857091
I have family in china and visit them frequently. Stabbing is fine if it's being particularly fussy (like a fish/pork/beef ball that doesn't want to come out of the broth). It's just stupid to do that for everything, as you can easily get a fork anywhere you eat.

[Anonymous No.3857109]

>>3857091
The difference between you internet link and my educated opinion is this - I've lived all throughout Asia. I've eaten in all the small town and big city places. I know how people act - because I sat next to them. Believe the aspie opinions of foreign hipsters if you want. But I've been there, done that. Enjoy your new found knowledge. :3

[Anonymous No.3857110]

>when i make french fries at home and everyone douses them in ketchup, ranch, or something that masks the flavor of the potato.

[Anonymous No.3857113]

>>3857105

As a foreigner you aren't expected to know about every custom and will be forgiven for doing something wrong. (And in the case of Japanese they will be too polite to point out you're doing something wrong.)

However the link in >>3857091 is correct. It's not customary and very rude/disrespectful to spear food with chopsticks, in Japan at least.
Not sure what the customs are in China.

[Anonymous No.3857114]

>>3857102
>I have the first bite on my fork or I just sat down
>Mom asks how it tastes
Every. Single. Time. One of these days I'm going to come up with a witty response

[Anonymous No.3857115]

Mexican restaurant, worrying about them Mariachis coming by your table.

[RF360 !!s1shuD45usb No.3857116]

>>3857114
Use "A flavorful mix of air and saliva, so far."

[Anonymous No.3857117]

>>3857110
>not dipping your chips
full retard

[Anonymous No.3857119]

>>3857113
Nah, it was my Chinese relatives who sometimes did it.

I hear etiquette is different in different countries. For example, you're not really expected to use the back of the chopstick for taking from the communal platter, just not to excessively touch other food. Not that that happened much, as there were usually serving utensils if it wasn't things that could be picked up easily without touching other food (like dumplings and stuff like that).

[Anonymous No.3857123]

>>3857109
>>3857105
We're talking about sushi, which is Japanese. I don't care how other asians eat, because it doesn't apply here.

[Anonymous No.3857125]

>>3857119

I agree with you anon, family/informal dinners haven't got strict etiquette anyway.
Funny though how the anon that's wrong always comes with the standard: "I've lived all over asia and I have seen it" response.

I study Japanese language and culture at uni and have japanese teacher explain us about customs exactly like this, yet anon who 'has lived all over asia' knows better.

[Anonymous No.3857127]

>>3857123
not to prolong this nitpicking, but...
>>3855305
^never mentioned japan

[Anonymous No.3857128]

>>3857102
It's worse when the continuously do it throughout the meal. I don't want to talk to the waiters unless asking for something.

[Anonymous No.3857129]

>>3857123

Actually your wrong, the discussion was about spearing food with chopsticks. Wasn't about sushi in particular.

[Anonymous No.3857141]

People who don't eat pizza crust. People who leave a few empty bottles of ketchup in their fridge in case they are low. All you need is one if your going to do that.

[Anonymous No.3857149]

>>3857113
Khmer people spear food with chopsticks. A pair of chopsticks is sometimes even used to scissor a softer food into smaller pieces. Then again, chopsticks are not natively used at Khmer tables: only for eating Chinese-derived dishes, like noodles and stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.3857150]

>>3857141
> leave a few empty bottles of ketchup in their fridge in case they are low.
>empty bottles
>in case the are low

What use is an empty bottle?

[Anonymous No.3857155]

>>3857149

Yes but the anon I was replying to (>>3857043) is talking about the Japanese. Not the Khmer. And the Japanese do NOT spear food with chopsticks.
I don't care how much he believes he's lived in asia.

[Anonymous No.3857166]

>>3857150
well they have a splatter of ketchup in them.

[Anonymous No.3857169]

>>3857166
So not empty then...

[Anonymous No.3857170]

>>3857166
inb4 autistic semantics batt-
>>3857169
too late.

[Anonymous No.3857178]

>>3857127
>>3857129
All of us were wrong. No sushi, but it was specifically Japanese etiquette.
see
>>3857043

[Anonymous No.3857183]

>>3857170

Totally wasn't expecting that one.. since when is it immediately autistic to use correct semantics.
It's not even farfetched here, an empty bottle is empty.

[Anonymous No.3857186]

I had a friend that used to pour her milk into her mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.3857188]

>>3857178

Erm, no I wasn't wrong. I said it wasn't about sushi, which it wasn't. As you can see in my reply to the Khmer, I am aware this is specifically about the Japanese. Start reading bro.

[Anonymous No.3857205]

>>3857188
No need to go full autist friend. My original point was that the discussion concerned Japanese etiquette, and while I wrongly said it started out of discussion of sushi, my main point stands.

[Anonymous No.3857211]

>>3857183
>since when is it immediately autistic to use correct semantics.
When the meaning can easily be gleaned by reading the text in question. An empty bottle is empty except for when it's not ACTUALLY empty but you know full well what he meant.

[Anonymous No.3857215]

>>3857205

Why don't you just read the thread the first post in the chopstick discussion was >>3855305.
Japan doesn't get mentioned, so it's not about Japenese etiquette.

Replies to >>3857043, are about Japanese etiquette.

None of the above are about sushi.
Just because I can follow along a discussion doesn't mean I'm an autist.

[Anonymous No.3857221]

>>3857211
> you know full well what he meant.

Actually no, I call something an empty bottle when it's actually empty. Maybe you wasteful faggots throwing out shit that's still useable are a little to used to calling it empty when it's not.

[Anonymous No.3857223]

>>3857215
And my response was to >>3857043
Once again, I was wrong about the sushi. Jumping my shit is a bit silly when I've apologized for it. Nevertheless, my response was directed towards the guy who was arguing that Japanese do in fact stab their food with chopsticks. You're an autist because you're arguing about a minor mistake rather then the meaning of the post.

[Anonymous No.3857225]

>>3857221
>wasteful faggots
Aaaand there it is. I left my gloves at home so I'm just going to chuckle over the internet. Have fun being correct, though.

[Anonymous No.3857226]

I really hate it when people put ginger on their pizza. It pisses me off so much I just throw my food in the trash and stew in my room for the rest of the night.

[Anonymous No.3857229]

>>3857226
What kind of stew?

[Anonymous No.3857230]

>>3857223

I'm arguing about randomly being put in the were-all-wrong list.

[Anonymous No.3857231]

>>3857230
Ok, so you're just an autist.

[Anonymous No.3857236]

When I used to live with my parents my mom would always do this thing where she'd put food in the oven or cook it and then go to bed for three or four hours. She'd wake up and the food would either be horribly cooked, or in crisis. I'm very surprised we never had a kitchenfire.

I can understand if it was slow cooked food set in a cooker. Once she took some sort of corned beef and added barbecue sauce and vinegar and let that stew for eight hours...I don't know what possessed her to think this would taste good but this was relatively harmless as there's no way it could have caught fire. I couldn't eat it, none of us could, instant gag reflex because of the vinegar.

The worst of times were overcooked beef roasts where the vegetables had no texture and the beef was brown rubber.
Burnt oven fries.
Burnt stovetop rice.
To me there's just ever a reason for burnt/overcooked food except for laziness and inattention.

Another incident was when I came home from school and the house was smokey and smelled like burnt farts. I looked in the kitchen and a nice vintage, white pan we had was completely charred black. She had fallen asleep while trying to boil eggs and the water evaporated off, the eggs turned black and melted into the pan, and then the fire singed the pan as well.

[Anonymous No.3857237]

>>3857229

Beef.

[Anonymous No.3857246]

>>3857231

Yes, yes you think I'm an autist I get it. It's getting pretty old now. Seems everyone is an autist. It's taking over faggot.
Wondering when it'll become; OP is an autist.

[Anonymous No.3857249]

>>3857114
how about "I'm an ungrateful little shit"?
You thunk that she's watching you 24/7? she probably thought that you had already taken a bite.

[Anonymous No.3857254]

>>3857246
Everyone on 4chan is a an autistic homosexual. If it weren't for the autism, it would be really obvious.

[Anonymous No.3857258]

>>3857249
>ungrateful little shit
/ck/'s range of insults is strikingly small.

Anyway, it's pretty obvious that haven't had any food in many situations without watching me like a hawk, like the example given where I just sat down with my plate or I'm reaching for/just picked up utensils. It's a minor annoyance, but it's an annoyance none the less.

>>3857246
>Wondering when it'll become; OP is an autist.
But OP is already a faggot, we can't call him an autist AND a faggot; it wouldn't be right.

[Anonymous No.3857285]

>>3857258
fagaut

[Anonymous No.3857288]

Here comes the tidal wave of pretentious teenagers who have been all over the world and experienced everything every custom has done EVER.
Give it a break, we all know you watch too much youtube and Anthony Bourdain and that is where you get all your "knowledge" on how other cultures act.

[Anonymous No.3857292]

Every. Fucking. Night. As soon as I finish eating and/or get up to wash my plate off...

"There's more if you want some"

YOU DON'T SAY?

[Anonymous No.3857303]

>>3857292

Because being allowed to help yourself is SUCH a bad thing. One day you'll learn to appreciate that shit when you're living with three other adults who will eat an entire lasagna in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.3857514]

>>3857292
>Getting butthurt over a common phrase
Quit being 12, I think it'll solve your problem.

[Anonymous No.3857682]

ITT: weeaboos pretending to know shit about fucking fish and rice because they watch anime.

[Anonymous No.3857688]

Hey guess what fuckers? I like to add a small piece of pickled ginger to my fish and vinegar-rice sometimes. Sometimes I don't. I also dip my sushi into soy-sauce rice first. Come at me, fuckers.

[Anonymous No.3857694]

>>3857688
>I also dip my sushi into soy-sauce rice first.
I'm actually impressed, whenever I put a piece of sticky rice any where near a bowl of soy sauce it falls apart.

[Anonymous No.3857707]

ITT: so many faggots

[Anonymous No.3857713]

>>3857707
Stay savage, slob.

[Anonymous No.3857751]

When people tell me how to eat.

[Anonymous No.3857753]

>>3857688

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.3857841]

>>3857694
Put it in the soy sauce rice side up.

[Anonymous No.3857864]

When people scrape the plate with their utensils.
I've gotten a little better with this over time since it's a common thing to do, but if it's very old utensils I can't.
I can't even eat with it myself, dat taste of steel.

>When people swallow the whole thing in one go.
If I make food for my friend she gulps it down as if she was in a hurry and then she sits and stares me down because she wants me to finish too.

>Rejecting things before you taste it.
But anon, I told you I don't like tomatos, so that means I'm not going to like your spaghetti sauce.

>Oh my I'm going to be so fat after this.
Yes I know, it doesn't make it any better that you tell me. Now I just feel guilty too.

[Anonymous No.3857869]

>tfw I'm half-asian, born in america, and raised to chew with my mouth closed and have a friend who is also asian, born in america, and chews with her mouth wide fucking open.

[Anonymous No.3857923]

I went to middle school through high school with a guy who brought the same thing for lunch every. single. day.

Peanut Butter sandwich, applesauce and a juicebox. For seven years.


I also work with a guy who always gets the same lunch special when we go to lunch, with the same sides and bread, even though he's complained that the rolls are too greasy since they're deep-fried, for God-knows-what reason, and I've never once seen him finish his sides.

It's one thing to order the same thing all the time, but ordering something you HATE all the time? I don't get that shit at all.

[Anonymous No.3857932]

I have a set routine for every restaurant or fast food place I go to. If I go to Taco Bell I will always order two dorito loco tacos, a chicken quesadilla, a chicken burrito, and a large cherry coke, with five fire sauces; before the dorito loco tacos it was just two regular crunchy tacos. When I go to a restaurant for breakfast I always order corned beef hash skillet, eggs scrambles, two pieces of toast, coffee and a small glass of orange juice. Lunch and dinner vary at the restaurant I eat but I will always order the same item rarely deviating from the routine.
I hate when the people I am out with tell me to order something different. Why the fuck are they so worried about what I eat? Its not like I am forcing my routine on them.

[Anonymous No.3857941]

ITT: obnoxious, judgemental cunts.

[Anonymous No.3857946]

>>3857114
"I'll tell you when I find out."

"I wouldn't know, but it smells great."

"Like an empty mouth."

"That'd be a false start if we were racing."

[Anonymous No.3857952]

>>3857946
You have too much freetime. But I lol'd

[Anonymous No.3857977]

>>3857952
I wish I had too much free time; I could use it to finally get some work done.

(B'dum tss).

[Anonymous No.3857978]

>>3857941

ITT: newfags

[Anonymous No.3857981]

>>3857864
>>Oh my I'm going to be so fat after this.
You cunt...it's a compliment that your food is so delicious that they're eating more than they should just because.

[Anonymous No.3857987]

>>3857978
ITT: newfags who actually bother with newfag and oldfag shit.

1/10 for making me reply

[Anonymous No.3858014]

My biggest pet peeve is

>Uncultured swines who think great food like Hawaiian Pizza, Bacon Sundaes, Bacon Milkshakes, scrambled eggs and maple syrup, and mixing mayo and ketchup together to dip yo fries is disgusting.

You guys are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.3858047]

>>3858014

Hawaiian Pizza is pretty mainstream, actually.

[Anonymous No.3858049]

>>3858014
>mixing mayo and ketchup to dip fries in.

I fucking hate seeing that. Makes me want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.3858065]

>go to supposedly hip taco place in town
>five dollars per tiny taco

GOD DAMNIT. FUCK YOU, TORCHY'S. FUCK YOUR GAY ASS TACOS!

[Anonymous No.3858067]

>>3858065
>go to hip restaurant
>think it's going to be inexpensive
u wot mate

[Anonymous No.3858081]

>>3858067
Well it was a taco place. I didn't think hipsters could ruin tacos. I was wrong.

[Anonymous No.3858142]

I can't stand when people eat with forks. I also can't stand when people use knives and ESPECIALLY spoons. Fucking idiots. I also hate when people have a drink with their meal. Also people who use white plates and people who specify how they would like their food prepared at restaurants. I hate people who order any item with bread, meat, or beans. It's disgusting when people order pizza with pepperoni. I hate when people buy individual slices of pizza instead of whole pizzas. Also white people eating any ethnic food. My biggest pet peeve is people using seasoning in food. It disrespects the natural essence of foods.

[Anonymous No.3858152]

>>3858065
>tiny tacos
What are you, 300 lbs? those tacos are full of food. And fuck you for talking shit about torchy's. I bet you're living in houston, huh? Land of the fat.

[Anonymous No.3858153]

>>3858142
you must think youre really clever

[Anonymous No.3858159]

Bringing children into restaurants. Fuck you and fuck your worthless spawn you fucking breeder.

[Anonymous No.3858213]

>>3858159
I'm fine with kids as long as they don't let their kids run around in the restaurant. WHAT THE HELL, PARENTS!

[Anonymous No.3858223]

>>3858213

Running around, screaming, crying, changing diapers in the dining room, wearing those rollerskate shoes and gliding around.

[Anonymous No.3858264]

>>3855331
>Ordering drinks with no ice because cheapskate mofo.
I have sensitive teeth, I don't like my fucking drinks to be that cold. Also, ice cubes get in the way of drinking my beverage. Theyre annoying

[Anonymous No.3858268]

>>3858065

Hey now, Torchy's tacos are damn good. Don't you be talking shit about my Torchy's.

[Anonymous No.3858312]

>>3857869
What does being asian have to do with any of it?

[Anonymous No.3858314]

>>3857941
Why are you getting so rectally-ravaged over this? OH MY GOD PEOPLE HAVE PET PEEVES, I HAVE TO CALL THEM ASSHOLES ON THE INTERNET.

[Anonymous No.3858322]

>>3858312

It is acceptable in most asian societies to chew with your mouth open. In Japan, it's polite to slurp soup/noodles.

You should get out of the house more often.

[Anonymous No.3858327]

>>3858322
I'm sorry I've never been to Asia and live in an area with few Asians.

[Anonymous No.3858328]

>>3858327

It's 'k. I still love you.

[Anonymous No.3858372]

>when someone drinks distilled water and insists it's better than drinking water

[Anonymous No.3858487]

>>3858223
This is up there with the worst things I experience in restaurants, if your kids are just too young or can't behave DON'T TAKE THEM! I go to buffets pretty often so I deal with it all the time and I even usually come a little later when I would think most of them would be gone. Another pet peeve of mine is seeing fat people (this one is like exclusive to fat people) get a plate full of messy shit piled high as all of the juices and stuff from the food all mix in the plate and create this pool of nasty shit in the bottom. I can't even stand to look at the filth.

[Anonymous No.3858495]

>>3858372
Do they know how sick they can get from drinking nothing but distilled water??

[Anonymous No.3858509]

>>3858487
Loud, obnoxious children are annoying and can ruin anyone's restaurant experience, including their parent's. However, even the most mild-mannered child can have a fucking fit for no reason at all.
Children can't be excluded from restaurants until they're deemed "acceptable to be seen in public" because 1) some adults still haven't mastered that concept, and 2) it's part of a learning experience.
If a child misbehaves they should be removed from the environment until they can act right, but as /ck/ gets older and has children you'll learn a valuable lesson: part of being a parent is giving up. You give up your identity, free will, energy, expectations, etc. You learn that some things are simply beyond your control. And children? For-get it.
People can make their spawn Less obnoxious (no skate shoes, mp3 players without headphones, etc.) but in the end kids will be kids. Even the most strictly disciplined children (black kids) are annoying at times because that's just what kids do.
Saying they shouldn't be allowed out in public is doing more harm than good.x

[Anonymous No.3858510]

>>3858487

Oh, buffets. In that case don't forget to add unwashed children allowed to handle the food unsupervised.

"They need to learn!" No. No they don't. Not on my time. Fuck them. Find some way to empower the little shits at home.

[Anonymous No.3858514]

>>3858372
Autist
>>3858312
Autist
>>3858312
Aspie
>>3858268
This guy's cool
>>3858049
Food-elitist hipster
>>3858047
Aspie
>>3858014
Nitpicky bastard
>>3857987
Neckbeard/aspie
>>3857981
Pleb

>mfw

[Anonymous No.3858542]

when going to chinese restaurant (the foodcourt styled one) and you get to order rice/potatoes/rice noodles along with two dishes (some variations of beef or chicken with veggies and sauces). But there needs to be at least 50% more rice. What the fuck? they cover the rice in sauce and meat and shit and its basically soaked as fuck so if you order a spicy dish you better have a bottle of water near you because the rice doesnt help

[Anonymous No.3858568]

>>3855404 I do this!!
>>3855358
Pickled ginger that they put beside the wasabi is meant to clean your palette in between sushi pieces

[Anonymous No.3858569]

>>3858514
>mixes mayo with ketchup
>uses ketchup
>probably factory made too
>pays attention to serving sizes and shit
>calls other people pleb

Sums up my pet peeve pretty much. "Hi I'm Jamie Oliver and I don't know how to hold a spoon. Also, did you know I only use 3 taste buds? Now let me lecture you on bla bla bla bla".

[Anonymous No.3858630]

>>3858049
It's actually super delicious. I thought so too until I tried. You have to dip whatever you're eating in mayo and then ketchup though otherwise it's this pile of salmon pink shit.

[Anonymous No.3858636]

>>3858630
If people eat them together like that then whatever but if I have to see people mixing the too into one vomit inducing goo that's what makes me gag a little just looking at it.

[Anonymous No.3858652]

Don't be so uptight.

Sushi is great with ketchup.

[Anonymous No.3858656]

>dad takes me out for sashimi
>tells me that the ginger is to cleanse your pallet
>years later
>people think I'm weird when I take a bit of ginger
>tell them the reason it's there
>"oh no, that couldn't be why it's there"
I know that feel OP

[Anonymous No.3858661]

>>3858514
autist

[Anonymous No.3858666]

>>3856659
This is exactly how I eat it too ;_; anon-san is judging me

[Anonymous No.3858669]

I like sushi, but I pick the gross fishy bits off.

[Anonymous No.3858672]

I didn't think chewing-with-mouth-open bothered me.

Then I got a roommate who does it all the time. And he chews everything very thoroughly so I get to listen to it for a loooong time. AUGH EWW MAKE IT STOP.

[Anonymous No.3858694]

>>3858661

[Anonymous No.3858748]

>>3855335
>salt needing to be cooked

[Anonymous No.3858794]

>>3858568
>palette
The correct term has been brought up several times in this thread. You know full well how to spell it.

[Anonymous No.3858795]

My pet peeve is that good sushi or a good steak will just eventually just nourish me then with some time just turn into a turd.

So many arguments with shiny turds as the main result. Bon appetite elitists.

[Anonymous No.3858802]

It has just occurred to me that everyone on 4chan is massively pretentious nerd who gets pissed off when other people do stupid shit regarding a chaner's chosen hobby.

/a/: they hate Naruto
/v/: they hate call of duty
/k/: they hate the word "clips"
/ck/: you guys hate fast food and what not

I'm not saying this is bad because 4chan is the place to act like a pretentious faggot, but I hope you guys realize that is what we are and you almost certainly do something that pisses off some other group of faggots.

[Anonymous No.3858809]

>>3858802
Welcome to 4chan, where elitism is king.

[Anonymous No.3858821]

It's a lack of table manners that gets me the most.
>incapable of using both knife and fork
>fat fucks stuffing their gullet and going for seconds instead of eating slowly, tasting the food and participating in the conversation
>incapable of using a napkin, or not keeping it in lap but displaying a dirty napkin on the table for the rest of the party to see
>not finishing the food and drink I spent effort and money on
>stuffing aforementioned napkin in the half eaten plate of food
>putting my expensive as fuck heirloom glasses at the very edge of the table, brushing them off the side of the table and breaking them
>"helping" to clear the table and putting my glasses and china at risk - again.

Fuck I hate tactless retarded man- and womanchildren. Especially fat ones.

[Anonymous No.3858829]

>>3858821
Other than breaking your shit, you sound like an insufferable chode.

[Anonymous No.3858871]

>>3858821
You should already know better.The world is full of dumb asses.Never use the good shit on dumb asses.Problem solved.Next case

[Anonymous No.3858877]

>>3858809
>not liking media-saturated status quo bullshit = elitism

I bet you think education and abstract thought are elitist too.

[Anonymous No.3858891]

>>3858871
I should know better than to have nice things?

What's next, I should know better than to serve good food and good wine? Perhaps I should just order a big bucket of chicken that everyone can eat straight out of, and then spend the rest of the evening swinging from the chandelier or picking fleas off of each other like niggers?

[Anonymous No.3858899]

>>3858891
You should know what kind of people you are dealing with "idiots". Idiots break things , so dont use the nice expensive things when they come over. Better yet invite people who will appreciate the nice things you have to offer.Not the dumb asses that seem to wind up in your dinners.

[Anonymous No.3858900]

>>3858891
You sound like a passive agressive high school girl.

"I made the food, so you eat it how I want it eaten."


btw, I fucking hate when people try to have an in-depth conversation while I'm eating.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.3858918]

is this angie?

[Anonymous No.3858926]

>>3858877
Don't take it as an insult, elitism is what makes 4chan great.

[Anonymous No.3858986]

>>3858630
>>3858049
>>3858636
Jesus Christ, have you philistines never had thousand island before? It's basically the same shit. And it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.3859153]

Just want to let you guys know, food tastes better if you chew with your mouth wide open

I used to do it until I was 16, and now I couldn't chew with my mouth open if I wanted to, I miss it. Food tasted much better.

[Anonymous No.3859193]

>bring knob creek to party
>mfw someone mixes it with soda or some other shit

[Anonymous No.3859212]

>>3858918
I can't believe people are still talking about her.