/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3848017]

Food gore thread?
Food gore thread.
Original content encouraged.

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>>3848019

That doesn't sound too bad actually, but that presentation is god-awful.

[Anonymous No.3848035]

Please stop. This is worse than computer gore.

[Anonymous No.3848030]

Nah, man, that ain't cool.

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[Anonymous No.3848038]

>original content encouraged

you're not fooling me

[Anonymous No.3848043]

>>3848019
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Anonymous No.3848045]

[Mayor Jim Suttle !OMAHa/k25s No.3848046]

>>3848028
>>3848037
>aspic
Oh dear lord why

[Anonymous No.3848040]

>>3848035
Sshhh. Embrace it. Let it give you a newfound appreciation for food that isn't aspic.

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>>3848028

Jello salad... Mormons eat this, right?

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>>3848045
spinach with bacon? sheeeeit sign me up.

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[Anonymous No.3848064]

This thread is lacking British cuisine.

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>>3848062
That reminds me of when my sister was a kid. Around Christmas time she used to mix Sierra Mist and Eggnog together. She called it egg mist.

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>>3848064

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>>3848070
That doesn't sound so bad actually. Not nearly as bad as most of the culinary abortions in this thread.

[Anonymous No.3848086]

Smalltime

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[Anonymous No.3848092]

Muh lettuce.

[Anonymous No.3848093]

>You will never mail a postcard to Spam Magazine Quarterly and receive a delicious vacuum-packed meal in six to eight weeks

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>>3848082

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moo

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>>3848086
But that shit is tasty.
With some sprigs of herbs and lime juice it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.3848103]

>>3848097
>well done
You are sick

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[Anonymous No.3848110]

deep fried black pudding

[Anonymous No.3848113]

inb4 people trying to defend this aspic monstrosity.

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[Anonymous No.3848117]

>>3848095

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Tastes like crab

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>>3848017
I would not neat miracle whip or a canned peash but together? That I might try.

[Anonymous No.3848130]

>>3848113
"WHAAA! IF IT'S NOT CHICKEN MCNUGSHIT I WON'T EAT IT! SO WHAT IF I HAVE A CHILD'S PALATE FORMED BY CULINARY IGNORANCE! I WON'T EAT ANYTHING I CAN'T UNDERSTAND! WHHAAAAAAAAA~!"

That's you. That's what you sound like.

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[Anonymous No.3848135]

>>3848130
I don't think he implied anything about mcdonalds at all.
Does it have a jelly like texture?
Is it served warm or cold?
What is it exactly?

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>>3848135
It's cuts of beef in a gravy/ aspic substance. Aparrently it is delicious and salty.
That said, a few things in this thread aren't genuinely bad to eat, just very poorly presented.

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Mandatory

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>>3848149
I didn't have that one. Thanks.

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[Anonymous No.3848157]

>>3848135
>Does it have a jelly like texture?
Yes, moron, it has a jelly-like texture, seeing as it is gelatin. It's savory and deep and tasty. The gelatin gives it a full mouthfeel that's sublime. Ever roast chicken or beef and then refrigerate the leftovers? See that delicious jellied stock? That's essentially what it is.

>Is it served warm or cold?
Cold, retard. If it's served hot it'd be called soup. Goddammit you're as stupid as a fucking Republican.

>What is it exactly?
It's cooked meat in aspic. How about using Google to learn some shit rather than just looking up gay porn you fucking retarded dipshit.

[Anonymous No.3848158]

>>3848149
Actually that wouldn't be too bad. Were drinks back then not made with natural sugar anyway?

[Anonymous No.3848159]

grape juice in aspic.

[Anonymous No.3848162]

>>3848158
In other countries we still make soft drinks with natural sugar. It isn't dead yet.

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[Anonymous No.3848164]

OH THE HUMANITREE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UitMVuarBZw

[Anonymous No.3848166]

I have to say I really enjoy a well prepared, flavorful, tomato aspic with a bit of cream cheese in the center.

[Anonymous No.3848171]

I was hungry before I read this thread. Thanks, OP, it's 3am and I'm trying to lose weight.

Is eating savoury things in jelly an american thing? I've never seen it used like that - closest thing is the jelly in pork pies (but there's hardly any).

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>>3848117

It doesn't look good, but that shit is tasty.

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>>3848149
>7up
>brings out the flavor of the meat

The person who wrote this line... The mother FUCKER who wrote this fucking line... I hope they choked on a million dicks in their last moments of life.

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>>3848157
I'm neither of them but christ, anon, you're ultimate mad. Caaaaalm.

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>>3848157
>I AM SO MAD GAIS

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>>3848175
That just looks like a damn tasty chunk of meat

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>>3848171
It's 3am here too.
I think aspic was a big deal for most places in the 40's and 50's.

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>>3848157

Yo, man, you need a little green-green to cheer yo baby cheeks up.

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>>3848155
Why are there so many pictures of steak in milk w/ jellybeans I don't understand

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>>3848198
Because it's actually really good.
The sweetness of the jellybeans brings out the flavour of the meat.
You should try it.

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>>3848040
I think this could be good.

[Anonymous No.3848213]

>>3848198
Because in a thread of supposed "food gore" (which is mostly just food people aren't familiar with and therefore they fear it like ignorant cavemen) some idiot schoolkids confused the topic with a scatalogical and once-amusing American TV show that features a mentally disabled character who enjoys 'milksteak and jelly beans'.

tl;dr -- because autistics can only express themselves with mediocre pop culture references

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>>3848213
You seem upset.

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>>3848213
Oh. Clearly I failed to catch the reference.

It looks awful, anyhow.

[Anonymous No.3848234]

The 50's were a confusing time for us all

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>>3848099
That "salad" sounds pretty damn tasty.

[Anonymous No.3848258]

>>3848216
Ever wonder why people seem to delight in trying to bait people with "U MAD"? Why would a seemingly intelligent person debase himself with such a transparent device?

Because they are that dumb. Literally. They are so unimaginative that they can't form a cogent rebuttal so they desperately try to imply that the other guy is emotional, as if that had any bearing on the argument.

Look at all the other comments in this thread with the "U MAD" theme. Look at all of 4Chan -- look at the entire Internet. Do you seriously think that these people have even the slightest ability to defend themselves with their only their intelligence? No, of course not. Should we hate them? No, no more than you hate a barking dog or a crying baby -- they literally don't know better.

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>>3848258

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That feel when you're about to upload some OC, but someone else already uploaded your images

[Anonymous No.3848281]

natto + raw egg + rice

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>>3848033

completely agree. At first i thought it was some guacamole combo, but then I read and it sounds interesting

[Anonymous No.3848312]

American food was truly dreadful 50 years ago. We've come a long way.

[Anonymous No.3848333]

This is why I don't believe in god.

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>>3848171
It's an English thing.

[Anonymous No.3848383]

I don't want to eat anything ever again

[Anonymous No.3848394]

I need to post these on some thinspiration blogs

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>>3848062
7 up in milk actually sounds pretty good.

Like lychee milk, and 7up does have hints of lychee flavor in it too. mmm

[Anonymous No.3848409]

>original content encouraged
i've seen these same exact pictures 4 times now

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>>3848312
have we really?
>see
>>3848164

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>>3848281
えっ？
めっちゃ美味しいから

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>>3848135
It is called an Ad Hominem attack. Basically you attack the person rather than the argument. And here it is used with Straw Man opinions too. After all, if you are going to go for logical fallacies, might as well go for it big time.

You usually see it in politics

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>>3848281

Bitch, please.

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>>3848434
そうですか... 私は日本人ではありません ¯\(ツ)/¯

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>>3848017
this is by far the worst in the thread

oddly I have never seen this one before which is why I srs just did gag up some stomach acid

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>>3848017
I thought, "Hey, those pears don't look so bad!" but then I enlarged the image and read that you're supposed to eat it with Miracle Whip and lettuce...

[Anonymous No.3848593]

>old photos
>urrrr it's so disgustinnnnng amirite?

those threads are fucking stupid

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>>3848593
>everything must be encased in gelatinous cubes
>horrible food combinations like OP
>food arranged in a way that only a housewife high on valium could enjoy
I'll give you that some don't look that disgusting, like >>3848108 and >>3848115 but some of these are atrocious. It was novelty for novelty's sake.

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>>3848258

I'm just passing by, but you are clearly mad as fuck.

And lose the pretension to intellect here if you can't understand that "U MAD" is a subtle invitation to learn not to get angry at words you read on the Internet.

Learn some Zen and stop getting your ego involved with stuff on imageboards.

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>>3848110
Scotfag here, that shit's actually delicious.
It doesn't look appetizing but it's good.

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>>3848312
you didn't improve, you just lost any will to cook, ever, subsiding on industrially processed trash like mac and cheese, pizza hut and cheeseburgers.

[Anonymous No.3848684]

>>3848177
Hmm. Have you ever cooked a ham? Have you ever cooked anything? It's entirely common to cook (technically heat, as most hams sold are pre-cooked) ham with a sweetened liquid, and the complex caramel flavors in soda are particularly well suited to the task. So yes, the sweetness in the soda does accentuate the meat, which means your comment pretty is pretty embarrassing for you.

[Anonymous No.3848716]

reading and viewing merrily along.
suddenly
>>3848050
canned hamburgers in gravy? wtf?

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>>3848684
I had ham cooked in cola last christmas and it was horrifically vile.

[Anonymous No.3848723]

Why American Food Has Always Been the Worst in the World: The Thread.

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>>3848718
that reminds me of when someone made "swedish" meatballs equal portions of ginger ale and ketchup for the sauce
>>3848718 took the words right out of my mouth and you are 100% amerifat

if i EVER see someone put american water in food again imma give them a good back hand

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>>3848258
You've got it completely wrong. People delight in "U MAD?", because it's hilarious to poke fun at someone who gets all worked up over ridiculous things on the internet. It has nothing to do with being too unintelligent to come up with a better reply, and absolutely everything to do with making fun of people that take asinine things way too seriously.

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>>3848429
It's hardly fair to say American cooking is bad because of a ridiculous gameshow where people have to make desert out of ingredients like hot sauce and a tree.

[Anonymous No.3848793]

what the fuck was wrong with people in the 50s

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>>3848772
who got worked up? no one in this thread seems mad. if you use u mad, you have to at least use it right.

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>>3848799
See >>3848157

He seems pretty worked up to me.

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>>3848772
tl;dr, he mad

[Anonymous No.3849515]

I won't eat food if it's not in a gelatinous loaf

[Anonymous No.3850804]

You know, I didn't ever really understand why spousal abuse was so rampant but now it makes perfect sense. If she came grinning out of the kitchen having cooked any of this after I had spent ten hours stamping out tanks I think I could punch her around a bit.