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>Bacon
>Two eggs
>Black coffee

I dare you to find me a better breakfast.

>> No.3814214

That plus a blowjob.

>> No.3814215

That + a cigarette afterwards.

>> No.3814221

continental hotel buffet style

>8:00am
>cereal, milk
>fruit juice
>bacon, egg, sausage
>bread with a selection of meat and cheese slices
>fruit plate
>sweet pastries, jam etc
>coffee

>grab an apple for the road

>small lunch about 1.00pm

>> No.3814222

Add milk to that coffee and slice a bowl of good cantaloupe

>> No.3814223

>>3814215
>being a redneck
who the fuck still smokes in 2012?

>> No.3814225

>>3814223
Europeons

>> No.3814229

>>3814222
just call it melon, you pretentious fuck

you make it sound like some kind of incompetent bovine

>> No.3814230

I really don't like hearty food for breakfast, unless I have a hangover. Carrot bread with nutella and a glass of skim milk for .me, please. Start fresh in the morning.

>> No.3814233

>>3814230
skimmed milk has the consistency of water. therefore it is not milk. milk should be thick. at least cow milk anyway

>> No.3814234

>>3814233
It should be however you want it to be, stupid fuck.

>> No.3814235

>>3814234
>try to start a discussion on a quiet board
>get insulted.

ho hum

>> No.3814236

>>3814233
I don't care. I like drinking milk-flavored water. It's refreshing. I don't like drinking a viscous ooze of fat.

>> No.3814238

>>3814229
Just 'melon' makes me think of honeydew

Also, I've called it that my whole life

Didn't get much fruit growing up?

>> No.3814239

>>3814236

see that is how you respond


>>3814234
insecurefag who can't defend his own preference detected

>> No.3814240

>>3814238
why would melon have that connotation?

whereas it's pretty obvious cantaloupe doesn't sound like anything to do with fruit.

>> No.3814244

3 eggs
2 pancakes
4 sausage links
home fries
a banana
orange juice
coffee

>> No.3814245

>>3814239
You feel you must defend everything you like? THAT'S the definition of insecurity, moron.

>> No.3814249

I just have cofffee
come at me bro. i don't usually eat till like 3 or 4 on holidays.

>> No.3814254

>>3814249
however if i had t construct the perfect breakfast with my eating capabilities (i can eat so much it's not funny, talking 3kcals of healthy food at once is easy) i would say
Unlimited pancakes
Bacon
Scrambled eggs with cinnamon in them
Sausage links
maple syrup
glass of OJ
Black filter coffee
slices of watermelon to end it

oh god. i actually had that every day a week ago in a 5* hotel. was awesome.

>> No.3814256

>>3814245
you should at least be able to say something more about it then I like it. otherwise you're the moron!

>> No.3814263

Bacon, eggs, and coffee is a pretty mediocre breakfast. Not exactly hard to beat.

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3814289

>warm food for breakfast
that is just too alien for me. I have never been able to eat it early in the morning. I'll do with a cup of coffee, some fresh rye bread with cheese and avocado, a bowl of filmjölk with fresh berries/fruits and a cigarette.

>> No.3814293
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3814293

A Joint
3 Eggs, sunny side up, with caramellized onions
Baconwich
Baked beans
Beer
done.
>mfw I realized I was done with school, and I could have this every day. (And die before our economy collapses again)

>> No.3814304

>>3814213
That plus two warm toasts with Black Forest ham. Eventually also a glass full of fruit juice.

>> No.3814307

>>3814293
>weed and beer for breakfast
Please die in a car crash as soon as possible. As long as your organs are still usable you might be of some use for society yet.

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>>3814307
>Tfw I will donate my organs after death, but am too constantly smashed to get a licence.
>Also, my fellow taxpayers will finance my Philosophy degree and you won't tell me what to do with my body.
>yeah, you mad

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3814316

>>3814307
Also,
>implying I want to be part of your corrupt, idiotic, doomed "society"
We're on Fo' Chan here, bitch!

Ba/ck/ to the foodstuff. Anyone else here loves pic related?

>> No.3814324

does noone here liek muesli?

>> No.3814325

OP you forgot dem home fries.

>> No.3814326

>Bacon
>Three eggs
>Tea

>> No.3814327
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3814327

>cold pizza
>2 slices with pepperoni, mushrooms and green peppers
>2 slices with ham, bacon and onion
>pot of coffee

feels good man

>> No.3814329

>>3814324
Is that pronounced new-nay?

>> No.3814331

>Oj
>2 eggs, scrambled
>2 pieces of bacon
>Slice of cheese
>Small amount of mayo
>All on wheat toast

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>>3814213

>> No.3814343

>Bacon
>Two eggs
>Hashbrowns
>Black coffee
better

>> No.3814346

>>3814327

Cold pizza is the best breakfast.

>> No.3814353

3 Eggs over medium
2 Slices of buttery toast
Hash Browns
2 Strips of Bacon
Cup of Coffee with a slash of milk in it
A clementine

Is there anything better?

>> No.3814357

>one egg (5minutes)
>one bread with razzberry marmelade
>black coffee

>> No.3814367

>>3814346
my nigga

>> No.3814371

Biscuits and Gravy with a side of bacon and hash browns, black coffee to drink

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3814376

You wannabes aren't fooling anyone.

>> No.3814378

corned beef hash with two poached eggs, coffee and an orange juice. Maybe a biali and cream cheese if you're feeling extra hungry.

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3814403

>2012
>not having your entire breakfast in a sandwich
I shiggy diggy
Two eggs over easy, hashbrowns, extra crispy bacon, cheese, salt and pepper all in a fucking wedge. Washed down with a cold glass of milk/orange juice.

>> No.3814405

no eggs benny... you people give me such a sad face

>> No.3814412

eggs pontchartrain and a double ristretto

>> No.3814451

>>3814405
Eggs Hemingway, friend.

>> No.3814455

>>3814240
your vocabulary is really limited if you don't think cantaloupe is appropriate

>> No.3814465

>>3814289

filmjölk master race. gonna miss that shit when i'm in japan for a year.

>> No.3814466

>>3814403
dis fucking nigga

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3814469

>>3814215
>tfw you quit smoking but miss the morning smoke and coffee like nothing else
I won't go back though, the healthy-ish lifestyle feels too good.

>> No.3814478

>>3814240
this guy doesn't know what a cantaloupe is

>> No.3814587

The best breakfast is whatever you like best for breakfast. I usually like lighter breakfasts, similar to OPs, because I hate feeling stuffed. Especially in the morning.

Growing up I had a korean friend whose mom would make us these awesome breakfasts when I slept over at her house...
I remember 2 different soups, one was spicy and red and the other had a clear broth (don't remember what was in it) that was surprisingly flavorful.

There was an egg dish that had some sort of seaweed mixture spinkled on it, I think it might have been prepared like an omelet? I remember it having shrimp, so that's what I assume.

There was a sort of egg fritter, I know it had green onions, shredded carrots, and it had a mild fish or shrimp taste. There might have been potatoes in it, or a little bit of batter in the egg mixture.

I know there were many other things that I'm forgetting too.. Anyway, her meals were the best breakfasts I've had. Most of the more traditional or standard american breakfasts are OK, but not what I prefer at all.

>> No.3814590

>>3814225
nope

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>>3814587
>lighter breakfasts, similar to OPs
do you think that's a "light breakfast"?

>> No.3814601

>bacon
>two eggs
>fried toast
>hash browns
>baked beans
>mushrooms
>tomatoes
>sausage
>pancakes with syrup

>fucking tea

get on my level

>> No.3814631

>>3814601
No black pudding, you fail.

>> No.3814681

>>3814601
>get on my level of obesity

No thanks, I don't want to die of a heart attack.

>> No.3814690

No class. None of you have any class.

Always start with a mimosa. Then get eggs Benedict or a poppy bagel (Montreal style) with smoked salmon dill and cream cheese.


Maybe French toast with bacon and some maple whiskey syrup.

A little side of black caviar, and a fruit salad. Finish with some tea or a latte.

>> No.3814693

>>3814690
>Alcohol in the morning

>Class

Enjoy being an addict.

>> No.3814717

Cheese omellete
Bacon
Banana
Milk
Sausage

>> No.3814727

bacon egg and cheese on sourdough
hash browns with ketchup
cinnamon bun
orange juice

>> No.3814728

Though I've never had it, I get a fucking rock solid hardon looking at a full english...

>> No.3814742

>Black coffee

I want to enjoy this. I really really want to enjoy this.

But if it doesn't have at least a teaspoon of sugar and some milk, I can't drink it.

Help me /ck/, you're my only hope

>> No.3814744

>>3814742
Medium to light roasts are your friend.

>> No.3814748

>>3814742
no one enjoys it, they condition themselves to not dislike it. it's similar to alcohol in that way

>> No.3814751

>>3814744

Any specific brands? I always get Van Houtte's house blend because it grew on me at my first labour job, we'd always have a pot of the stuff every morning. Don't really know much about coffee.

>> No.3814763

>>3814223
Asians.

>> No.3814770

>>3814748
You're starting early. Slow day at the unemployment office again?

>> No.3814779

>>3814748
Bullshit, I've liked it ever since I was a kid, though my parents would generally only let me have coffee flavored candy or ice cream.

>> No.3814781

>>3814779
Don't give him serious replies. Just mock him.

>> No.3814816

>>3814600
I was assuming it's just a couple pieces of bacon, so yes as far as filling goes that's a relatively light breakfast.

>> No.3814831

>>3814223
Everyone in the service industry.

>> No.3814834

>>3814748
I've actually liked it since I was a kid, it was the way my parents drank it. Maybe it came from wanting to seem like an adult so I subconsciously conditioned myself to it as a kid, but it's never felt that way. I also like it with milk and a little brown sugar but I'm lactose intolerant and I think soy milk tastes absolutely horrendous in coffee, so I prefer it black.

>> No.3815203

2 eggs, steam basted
2 pieces of toast, dry
Large mug of black coffee
Iced Water

every morning niggas

>> No.3815215

>>3814600
"lighter"
have you seen the rest of the menus posted?