/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3805353]

Can we have a greasy, fatty fat fat food thread?

[Anonymous No.3805358]

What the hell is that white slop you're dipping your fries into?

[Anonymous No.3805366]

>>3805353
>mfw DQ is planning to expand to the Czech Republic
Yep, I know that the outcome will depend on the franchisee.

[Anonymous No.3805369]

>>3805358
country gravy you pleb

[Anonymous No.3805373]

Onion rings AND fries?

And toast for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.3805376]

>>3805369
From what country, Plebstania?

[Anonymous No.3805382]

If all the food on your plate is brown, you should rethink life.

[Anonymous No.3805398]

>>3805382

there's green on this plate

[Anonymous No.3805402]

>deep frozen tex mex pizza
>extra bacon
>extra sandwich cheese
>extra bbq sauce
>another deep frozen tex mex pizza on top of it to form a sandwich
HHHHNNNNGGGGG

[Anonymous No.3806772]

>go to clam shack down the road
>order fried clams and french fries with an iced tea
>dip those motherfuckers into the tartar sauce
>mfw grease running down my face as I eat greasy clams at the beach.
>Greasy shit a few hours later

I don't even give a fuck

[Izzysaidwhat No.3806783]

Just ate a sandwich that consisted of about 5oz sharp cheddar & 8oz bacon.
Is that fat enough?

[Anonymous No.3806786]

The entire first page is fat and greasy.

What is wrong with /ck/ today?

[Anonymous No.3806876]

>>3806786
the kids are gearing up to go back to school.

[Anonymous No.3807215]

>Work at Subway
>Fatass walks in
>"I love Subway, it's so much healthier than McDonald's!"
>Orders footlong "Big Philly" (extra steak, double cheese of regular steak sandwich) on the bread with cheese baked on top
>"Put more meat on there"
>"Toss some bacon on it"
>"More bacon"
>"Is that all the cheese you're going to put on? Double it!"
>Me: "Any veggies on-"
>Fatass: "Hell no! I ain't no rabbit!"
>Me: "Sauce?"
>Fatass: "Mayo. And chipotle mayo."
>"Add some ranch while you're at it"
>"A little more chipotle and ranch than that, son!"

This healthy alternative came out to be the same calories as three Big Mac's with a large order of fries.

MFW I was making it

[Anonymous No.3807223]

>receive eggplant
>Imam Bayildi time

[Anonymous No.3807228]

macaroni and cheese made with 12oz cheddar, 6 tbsp butter, and 3 cups of whole milk

your move, /ck/

[Anonymous No.3807534]

>go kayaking
>out for about six hours
>famished beyond belief
>go to burgerking
>order triple and a double
>finish both
>ordered two separate meals
>eat both fries
>raspberry iced tea to wash it all down
I can't even explain the looks on other peoples faces as I ate.

[Anonymous No.3807543]

>>3807215

As a former Sandwich Artist myself I can confirm that this customer does exist. IN DROVES.

[Anonymous No.3807546]

>>3807215
>Hell no! I ain't no rabbit!
God, I hate when people say this so, so much.

[Anonymous No.3807554]

>>3807534
>Raspberry iced tea

I smiled when I imagined you eating all that like COOKIE MONSTER OMNOMNOM then sipping that tea demurely from a quaint English teacup, little finger up in the air, one eyebrow raised. Maybe holding a saucer just underneath the cup.

"Splendid."

[Anonymous No.3807564]

>be femanon
>out late partying
>go to Waffle House to sober up
>table full of guys offer to pay for my meal, under one condition, I eat everything they order. If I can't eat it all they take me with them for gang banged
>sure why not, either way I win
>three waffles with butter and syrup, patty melt, cheese grits, four scrambled cheese eggs, four pieces of toast (with grape jelly), bacon egg and cheese wrap, two sausage patties, small orange juice, cup of coffee

>mfw I was not a fatass
>mfw I finished it all
>mfw they got pissed and left without paying the tab or taking me home for DP and skullfucking
>mfw awkward and sad fumbling to pay


also since the sex change operation I am no longer femanon and have no tits

[Anonymous No.3807568]

>>3807564
why

[Anonymous No.3807575]

>>3807554
Next time anon, next time. Now I definitely have to do that.

[Anonymous No.3807601]

[Anonymous No.3810240]

>>3807215
>healthy

[Anonymous No.3810285]

>>3805353
philidelphia cheesesteak subs get really greasy

[Anonymous No.3810331]

>>3810285
I do believe someone shat on your hot dog, good sir.

[Anonymous No.3810370]

>>3807543
>>3807215
Former sandwich artist as well. This is my worst story:
>working at Subway in Wal-Mart
>hambeast woman comes riding up on power scooter
>orders a footlong tuna with extra meat
>get to the veggies and sauces
>"Take two macadamia nut cookies and crumble them onto the tuna, and add more oil and vinegar and mayo to that as well."
>okay.jpg
>make the sandwich as instructed, try not to heave as I'm wrapping it up
>what the actual fuck, guys

[Anonymous No.3810380]

>>3810370
WHAT.

[Jeñ !93dAD1zPW2 No.3810408]

>>3810370
what.

[Anonymous No.3810417]

>>3810370
fattys gonna fat

[Anonymous No.3810475]

[Anonymous No.3810489]

>>3810370
>>3807543
>sandwich artist
>artist

You're a sandwich maker making barely above minimum wage so they gave you a better sounding title, you aren't artists

[Anonymous No.3810496]

>>3810370
Now that is fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.3810501]

>>3810489
I think he was being intentionally ironic. I mean, that's what subway calls their sandwich makers...

[Anonymous No.3810520]

>>3810489
>can't tell when someone is just joking

What's it like having ass burgers?

[Anonymous No.3810524]

>>3810489

Fuck you I lay down slices of cheese and slightly congealed meat layers better than George Gershwin flowed on keys. My mealy tomato and bagged olive arranging skills would make Henry Mancini weep. When I put fat-free mayonnaise or sweet teriyaki sauce on my works of creation, the angel of Ray Charles himself on high sings for there has never been an artist in the realm of sandwiching the likes of myself or my co-artists.

pic related, it's what bitches do when they see me sandwiching.

tl;dr Nigga please. Of course we art.

[Anonymous No.3810527]

>>3810370

wow I lol'd. I seen some sammiches...

[Anonymous No.3810529]

>>3810370

[Anonymous No.3810534]

>>3810524
>>WE ART NOW

[Anonymous No.3811197]

bump for posterity

[Anonymous No.3811241]

Straight out of my recycle bin, might as well dump these since I saved them when I was hungry

SPOILER ALERT: I'm hungry again

[Anonymous No.3811242]

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[Anonymous No.3811250]

Anybody else in here? I feel like i'm only dumping for myself over here

[Anonymous No.3811251]

Shifting to some normal food for a few

[Anonymous No.3811253]

[Anonymous No.3811254]

[Anonymous No.3811256]

I guess i'm all alone :(

[Anonymous No.3811257]

[Anonymous No.3811258]

Last few heartcloggers

[Anonymous No.3811260]

Done, and you're welcome

Oh who am I kidding, no one is looking at this delicious food :'(

[Anonymous No.3811266]

>>3810370
what the hell

[Anonymous No.3811286]

>>3805353
oh man, i knew that was my favorite chickenstrip and toast combo before i even read the filename.

OP, i enjoy this thread so much. i want some potatos skins and onion rings now.

[Anonymous No.3811314]

>>3810524
my god do i want to go and make myself a sandwich now

[Anonymous No.3811341]

>>3811244
Isn't 90% of that stack cold?

I've always wondered when I see these in American tv / movies

[Anonymous No.3811367]

>>3811244

MY GOD YES

YES FEED ME PANCAKES