/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3771264]

What do you cook/eat when you're high?

I've been trying to stay away from fast food and take outs so I decided I'll cook my way through munchies.

So far I've made burgers, chicken wraps, burritos, pasta sauces.

[Anonymous No.3771267]

Cold cereal.
By the box.

[Anonymous No.3771272]

Cook things your mother used to make. The powerful nostalgia will make you jizz right through your pants.

[Anonymous No.3771276]

[Anonymous No.3771277]

>>3771276
wut

[Anonymous No.3771285]

one time I got so high, when I made the burrito I put the layers in the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.3771292]

>>3771276
Why would they sell pizza and cookies together? THey were asking for people to put cookies on their pizza

[Anonymous No.3771294]

Granola. It just seems to be what I gravitate towards when high.

Actually, the best time to eat healthy food is when you're high. Last time I was stoned I ate a bowl of raw broccoli, cauliflower and carrots. I kept rubbing my hands all over the vegetables in amazement. They tasted like heaven.

[Anonymous No.3771309]

I disagree with your pic. A pizza place around here makes a 'garbage plate' pizza and it has home fries on it and it is one of my favorite pizzas.

The more you know.

[Anonymous No.3771332]

>>3771294
I agree. Almonds, veggies, FRUIT especially holy god

[Anonymous No.3771341]

>>3771294
>>3771332

[Anonymous No.3771362]

>>3771294
Yeah, that's true, but there is something about the flavor of cooked food that can't be matched by anything raw or mass produced.

[Anonymous No.3771367]

>>3771362
Technically speaking, that's just Caramelization.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caramelization

You apply heat to something and the sugars are browned.

And when you do it to meat, it's called the Maillard reaction

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction


There ya go. Some science to back up your reasoning.

[Anonymous No.3771368]

>>3771332
Only fruit worth the trip is mango, eat 15min before smoking.

[Anonymous No.3771372]

when i am high on codeine promethazine/sprite/jollyrancher
i love to cook myself beef wellington
That's the only time i could muster the patience to cook such a delicate dish

[Anonymous No.3771386]

This one time I had a dinner party the night before so we sat around watching t.v. while eating apple cake, huge cinnamon buns and nachos.
One of the best snacks I've ever had

[Angry Channer No.3771388]

Capitalist Bastards.

[Anonymous No.3771400]

>>3771264
fuck your image op

totinos and fries everyday

[Anonymous No.3771833]

>>3771400
totinos is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.3771840]

>>3771285
Well you could have just unwrapped and re-wrapped the right way.

[Anonymous No.3771864]

>>3771833
Your mother is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.3771885]

This is the process I use to make food when I'm stoned.

>Go to the kitchen
>Remember what you went to the kitchen for
>Check the fridge and all the cabinets
>Find anything? Of course not, this is only the first sweep
>Check them all again, this time actually move things around and really look
>Repeat until you've found something remotely appetizing
>Find something else that could go with it, doesn't even matter if they have very different tastes, you make that sweet and sour chicken burrito!
>Now find some spices, just whatever in your cabinet that sounds fancy
>Cook it up
>You know what it needs? Fucking cheese
>Doesn't matter what it is, smother it in fucking cheese
>Find a complimentary condiment (Or ketchup, whatever) and squirt that shit everywhere

Bone appayteet!

[Anonymous No.3771964]

I usually just eat whatever meal I was planning... but enjoy the cooking experience even more.

I definitely like to stay away from junk foods even more when I am high. It is nice to eat something light and healthy when high.

[Anonymous No.3772555]

When I'm not high I make wraps.
When I'm high I make huge wraps with pizza inside and shit.
The poops are terrible.

[Anonymous No.3773314]

>>3772555
this. so much this. I fucking hate the shits the day after. It's like a two or three monster dumps in one day.

One time I used spaghetti with spinach and goat cheese as a hamburger topping.

[Anonymous No.3773321]

i'm planning on making some cinnamon buns today OP, and also some pancakes tomorrow.
i usually just get like a whole chicken and roast it. when it comes out eat it with green beans (holy fuck i fucking love green beans, don't ask) and roast sweet potato with bisto gravy. HNNNGGGG.
also make your own pizza.

[Anonymous No.3773327]

>>3771264
So is this the propaganda they're resorting to for marijuana?

I mean ... it's some seriously 4th grade tier retardation. "Well you would have french fries and pizza leftovers but you got high and aaaaate themmmmm~ Neeenerneener! Look at you, you stoner!"

That being said "Stoner Chef" usually results in something sweet and simple (peanut butter and banana sandwich) or quesadillas. Usually it's a glass of iced tea and something crunchy (like popcorn or a plain uncooked ramen block) and a marathon of something like Planet Earth (narrated by David Attenborough, fuck the "American" version).

Then it's a massive nap, because I smoke weed to be able to sleep through the goddamn night.

[Anonymous No.3773330]

>>3773327
>mfw you think it's a serious picture

[Anonymous No.3773335]

>>3773327
That's a satire ad made by collegehumor.com

You're a dumb fuck. Smoke less weed nigga.

[Anonymous No.3773338]

>>3773330
Fuck if I know, dude. Take a listen to the shit spewed by most folk who call them "marijuana cigarettes". (And the semi-recent anti-marijuana commercial about two stoners at a drive through hitting a random toddler on a Big Wheel who happened to be unsupervised in the middle of a busy intersection.)

I've still got fuckers telling me I can overdose on it, for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.3773364]

>>3773327

[Anonymous No.3773382]

>>3771885
>Bone appayteet!

Why didn't you just google how to spell it properly?

[Anonymous No.3773390]

>>3773382
That was the joke, genius.

[Anonymous No.3773394]

pan fried dumplings. as many as the pan will hold. with tamari soy sauce.


also, im going to make this with cannabutter this weekend
http://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2012/07/orange-pistachio-greenies-they-only.html

[Anonymous No.3773396]

I can't explain how awesome eating a banana while you're high feels. Seriously, try it, it's fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.3773421]

it began simply when I was in college at undergrad. grocery runs became the stuff of childhood fantasy as I scoured the aisles with wide fresh dude eyes demolishing in a sitting any meringued pie (sure lemon and coconut cream but often key lime)

mandarin oranges and cured meats are ideal and variables (sweet juice citrus and proscutt salam mordett etc etc etc)

condiment by themselves can become a palette of flavor minimalism

[Anonymous No.3773532]

>2012
>getting high

Go suck a nigger dick, you faggot.

[Anonymous No.3773537]

>>3773532
>D.A.R.E. fag is mad

[Anonymous No.3773539]

>>3773532
This!

Enjoying some marihuana is fine, just like drinking a beer or two. You kids acting like "durr get high tripping balls i'm bacon :DD" can go suck a big dick.

[Anonymous No.3773545]

>>3773396
what the fuck? are you twelve?

[Anonymous No.3773578]

>>3771885

> Bone Appayteet!

[Anonymous No.3773583]

I do not get "high", as you insinuate. Artificial highs are for confused teenagers and the sort of people who have strayed on to a dead-end path in life. I really hope you all recover and become proper human beings.