/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.3718050]

Just made and had my first McDank.

WHY HAVEN'T I DONE THIS SOONER?

[Anonymous No.3718052]

>WHY HAVEN'T I DONE THIS SOONER?
you wouldn't have lived long enough to discover it this late.

[Anonymous No.3718091]

its a mcgangbang you dumb twat.

[Anonymous No.3718114]

>>3718091
Or a flying cow.

I've heard several names for it. But I like yours more.

[Anonymous No.3718120]

i thought they were called McClusterfucks

[Anonymous No.3718137]

The fuck.
for one, take the bun off of the McChicken.
For two.
McGangbang.

[Anonymous No.3718143]

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.3718152]

>>3718120
two votes for McClusterfuck

[Anonymous No.3718158]

A nearby Mickey D's has an unofficial "Stoner Special."
It's just a supersize fry and a large fry dumped into a small to-go bag.

[Anonymous No.3718160]

rather have a big mac

[Anonymous No.3718174]

>>3718091
two votes for mcgangbang

[Anonymous No.3718176]

>>3718158
So it's basically just a bag of fries.

[Anonymous No.3718179]

>>3718160
You really shouldn't have told them to go easy on the meat

[Anonymous No.3718181]

>>3718160
Anyways, thirding McClusterfuck

[Anonymous No.3718185]

>>3718050
that looks awful, OP. i've nothing against fast food, i eat it about once a week. but mcdonalds is the shittiest, especially the dollar menu. to me, this looks like heartburn, cramps, and diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.3718188]

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A MCGANGBANG

WHERE THE FUCK DID MCDANK COME FROM?

[Anonymous No.3718195]

>>3718188
From OP, apparently.

I'm perfectly fine with using mcgangbang and mcclusterfucks as interchangeable terms, but mcdank is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.3718197]

>>3718137
Proper McGangbang leaves the buns in.

[Objection Is So Cliche !!twREkZ1Zyin No.3718204]

McDank? What kind of nigger shit is that, that is a McGangbang. $2.50 cents of Chicken and beef.

[None !Zombies1xI No.3718213]

>>3718120
no... the mcClusterfuck is when you take TWO mcdoubles and a mcchicken, no buns no any (exept one, for the outer part)
the mcchicken you order plain. the two mcdoubles you order with no pickle, no onion, add mac sauce.
its optional to ask for a side of mac sauce and dunk it in that.

[Objection Is So Cliche !!twREkZ1Zyin No.3718214]

>>3718213
Taking the buns out and leaving the McChicken sauce off is stupid. thats where all of the real filling comes. Go order a double down, faggot.

[Anonymous No.3718215]

McDank has been in common use for a while, but McGangbang predates it by 6-12 months. Probably invented by Facebook users who didn't want to offend their mothers.

[None !Zombies1xI No.3718220]

>>3718214
lets analyze how full retard oyu just went.

>McChicken sauce
thats called mayo you fucking idiot.

>taking the buns out.
as it is, it is 5 patties of meat. you want 6 buns on that??? trust me, its hard enough to fit in your mouth as is without buns.

also, dont tell me how to correct the burger that is the result of almost every day mcdonalds eating during highschool..... i have tried the mcGangbang, the land air and sea, and any combination of dollar menu items that can be combined. this is the quintessence of that all.

[Objection Is So Cliche !!twREkZ1Zyin No.3718224]

>>3718220
You are either fucking stupid, or Canada is different.

The McChicken sauce here is some odd ratio of mayo and ranch sauce

And yes, I do want the fucking buns, because I am not a carnivorous neanderthal.

And I want my burger for $2.50, anything on top of that is just overkill.

[None !Zombies1xI No.3718235]

>>3718224
ok, well Canada must be different. the burgur comes out to 3.20 exact. my normal meal was a small fry, this burger, and a water cup (usually filled with the red fruit punch drink they have).

4.26 total. sometimes i would get an icecream cone for desert. but yeah, without buns it was hard to eat. (also, it did have the lettuce on still, just not the sauce.)

[Anonymous No.3718237]

>>3718224

The US website calls it "mayonnaise sauce".

The Canadian website calls it "our special recipe sauce."

So, yeah, it may not be the same thing.

[None !Zombies1xI No.3718244]

>>3718237
yep, my apologizes to the other namefag. still though, i recommend the mcclusterfuck next time you go to a mc donalds.
also, not sure if they pepper the patties there or not... but make sure you add a bit of pepper.

[Objection Is So Cliche !!twREkZ1Zyin No.3718247]

>>3718244
Ok, tomorrow when I go in I am getting a McClusterfuck.
>2 mcdoubles
>one junior chicken

order:
>bun
>patty
>mac sauce
>patty
>lettuce
>chicken
>patty
>mac sauce
>patty
>bun

Is this right?
>

[None !Zombies1xI No.3718261]

>>3718247
when drawing the picture, i remembered that you leave the buns on all the mcdoubles.
sorry, been a while since i had one :p

[Objection Is So Cliche !!twREkZ1Zyin No.3718265]

Makes sense. Thanks.