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> went to jail for 1 month for the first time... due to probation violations and i been seeing this jail inmate using ramen noodles to put in a burrito...... wtf? they smash the noodles to pieces and cook it........... then they just add a bunch of spices and food to it...... you can orders commissary foods

>> No.3707710

I've spent a couple of days in jail here and there. The only thing I ever really picked up was making hot chocolate where we would get a chocolate bar that came in a foil wrapper, open it up on one end, put it on a radiator to melt it..then get a cup of the hottest water would could get and mix the melted chocolate in the water.

It wasn't all that great, but it was a nice change of pace from the tap water and sugarless koolaid we got.

>> No.3707712
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3707712

Is... is that a shank in the middle?

>> No.3707715

My dad taught me a "recipe" he made all the time when he was in prison. He'd take a couple ketchup packets and a slice of cheese, and mix them into his ramen noodles. And I have to say, for prison food, I thought it was damn good.

Also, I hate it when people complain about the food. When I was in, I loved it. I ate better in there than before I went in. >>3707712

>> No.3707717

>>3707715
whoops.

>> No.3707719

>>3707712

It's a 1 cm^3 needle partiially filled with a heroin solution.

>> No.3707726

>>3707719
>filled with a heroin solution.

SO FUKKEN EDGY BRAH!!!!!!!

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>>3707712
>burritowithneedle.jpg
>is that a shank in the middle?

>> No.3707979

Sup OP, jail food level 1000.
Get some ramen and cook up a couple packs. Drain te water and butter the noodles. And chilli beans and con queso. And BAM! You got some chilli cheese ramen. Also the formula of using ramen as the base ingredient is called break. I've made Mac and cheese break, with bacon. Eff yeah!

>> No.3707996
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3707996

Breakfast at the county jail here:

>scrambled eggs which are colored the same shade as Big Bird in Sesame Street
>grits which are colored pink for some reason
>charred sausage patty which they melted a slice of cheese on, which I am allergic to
>buttermilk biscuit which was, and I'm completely serious, the size of an American half-dollar. Pic related.

>> No.3707999

>>3707996
Also, no salt, pepper or any type of condiment.

>> No.3708002

>>3707996
So the food is bad at jail. Don't go to jail then?

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>>3708002
Nobody goes out for a night on the town expecting to go to jail, mate. Being Australian and living in a US state like Kentucky paints a target on your back. As soon as they hear the accent when I'm out at a bar, I can expect to get berated and made fun of til I leave. That night, a gentleman attacked me in the bar, and when the police showed up, everyone told them I started the fight. Thus, jail.

>> No.3708017

>>3708005
Teaches you right for being a fucking Australian you piece of shit. Go back to your shit country and eat kangaroos or whatever the fuck it is you do.

>> No.3708018

ive been in jail like 5 times but never had to stay more than a few hrs. I've always had 2 mystery round meat sandwiches, 2 stale fake oreos, 2 packs of mstard and a tiny orange juice. I'm usually still drunk when they hand the breakfast out so never tasted it.

>> No.3708019

>>3708017
☺/10

>> No.3708055
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3708055

I was in jail for a whole weekend once.
Unpaid traffic ticket+missed court date= warrant
I was really hungry a lot because I don't eat dairy or wheat.
We had 2 pieces of baloney, a few tablespoons of plain grits and a handful of cornflakes with a carton of milk for breakfast.
pancakes with one patty of the absolute worst tasting soylent green breakfast sausage ever, and a cup of warm orange drink.
lunch had a side of kidney beans that were blessedly salty once. seasonings were hoarded and traded. Usually dinner was a hamburger or a few grey hotdogs, with tinned vegetables.
Some of the women made a "cake", which consisted of a carton of milk, prison cookies and a scattering of candy, mushed into a plastic tray and left somewhere warm for awhile.
When I was released, I had a whole new appreciation for fresh foods and a new wave of sadness for folks who eat like that every day.
(I know they are there for a reason but eating like that will slowly kill you)

>> No.3708059

I've been in jail for a night and for breakfast I got a bran muffin, an apple and a thing of milk. I was in a mental hospital for a few days before that, though. There they served hospital food and frozen TV dinners.

In either case it wasn't great but it wasn't awful either.

>> No.3708060

>>3708055 going to jail over a traffic violation

How in god's name do people manage to do this?

>> No.3708062

>>3708060
>How in god's name do people manage to do this?
Simply by not having enough spare money to get yourself out of the situation.

>> No.3708065

>>3708062
If I knew the consequence would be my ass getting put in jail then I'd make time. Take responsibility for yourself.

>> No.3708068

>>3708062

You sure it wasn't because of not appearing in court?

>> No.3708073

OP is talking about the classic Jailhouse Burrito when spices are no where to be had one may substitute with crushed nacho Doritos

>> No.3708083

>>3708065
>Take responsibility for yourself.
I did. Short of robbing or stealing, I had no other available way to pay my debt.
>>3708068
And yes, it was from failing to appear.
When you miss a court date for whatever reason and can't pay an attorney to request a new date, you just get further down the creek.

>> No.3708086

>>3708083
GET A JOB

>> No.3708097

>>3708083

My dad has accumulated seven traffic tickets since he started driving in the 60's and has never once paid for one or gone to court or jail.

>> No.3708099

>>3708086
I did, thanks for the mock concern
>>3708097
Fortunate man.

>> No.3708105

>>3708083

there isnt ever a reason to miss a court date. work you saY? call in sick. school you say? ditch. no transportation? walk.

it's just a fuckin traffic ticket. you go to the court, they say youre guilty and you have to pay a certain amount of money, maybe make you take a drivers class, and if its a dui they suspend your license and mak eyou go to a class. you can make payments to pay it off.

if you dont have a job to pay off the bill, you shouldnt have been driving like a dumb ass.

also you do go to jail for 1 month because of that unless it's for somethign worst that a traffic violation, even if you do miss court

>> No.3708362

My friend lives in prison... I miss you, tone!!