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Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:17:14 2017 No.20932 [DELETED]

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Aubergine does what Avocadon't!

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 19:22:29 2017 No.20933

To make guac
>wait until avocado is ripe
>chop cilantro, jalapeno, halve a lime
>mix
To make baba
>have to drive to specific halal grocery to find tahini
>get bugeyed looks from Habeeb and his unibrowed sister wife
>have to roast eggplant as opposed to just mashing them up with a fork

Mexico>Kekistan

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:11:09 2017 No.20934 >>20933 Your first mistake is living in America friendo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:18:26 2017 No.20935 >>20932 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLeeE-DTN9w

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:27:45 2017 No.20936

>>20933
You left out the part where you have to pay $5 for the avocado and then hope you can time it perfectly right so that it's not unripe and not worthless when you want to have guac, and then that you have to eat ALL of it right away lest it go to shit in 30 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 22:36:47 2017 No.20937 >>20936 >lest it go to shit in 30 minutes add lemon you stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:42:08 2017 No.20938 >>20936 >$5 lol If you go to some overpriced whole foods store you're going to pay too much friend.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 23:55:29 2017 No.20939

>>20932
Avocado is creamy and delicious, whereas aubergine sounds dumb and is only good with tahini in a baba ganush
>>20933
they usually have tahini in hippy food cooperatives, which aren't usually hard to come by.
>>20936
do you only know avocado from watching the Food Network?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:06:34 2017 No.20940 >>20932 I'm confused OP, because that's an eggplant. Aubergine must be some kind of slang.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:10:19 2017 No.20941 >>20937 >>20938 >>20939 >I am actually mentally deficient and don't know what a hyperbole is

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 00:15:53 2017 No.20942 >>20941 >I'm so autistic I need to use hyperbole when I write a critique about guac in a Taiwanese basket-weaving board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:32:43 2017 No.20943 >>20933 Habeeb it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:34:55 2017 No.20944 >>20932 guac is literally shitty as fug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 02:41:48 2017 No.20945 Those are eggplants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 03:54:32 2017 No.20946 >>20934 >>20933 can Americans really not buy tahini at grocery shops? like what do your shops even carry besides hfcs? here in Australia every shop carries tahini among other things

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 04:18:14 2017 No.20947 >>20942 he's right though, at least in the uk it's hard to find good and reasonably cheap avocado whereas aubergines are dirt cheap

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 05:58:01 2017 No.20948 File: 19 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20932 Kek. How did that work out for Sega, friendo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:03:55 2017 No.20949 Avocadoes what Aubergin't!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 06:30:17 2017 No.20950 >>20948 fail to sell consoles?

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