/ck/ humor thread

[Anonymous No.20465134]

[Anonymous No.20465139]

cucumbers can neither read nor talk

[Anonymous No.20465150]

>>20465139
What else did Veggie Tales lie to me about

[Anonymous No.20465155]

>>20465134
that's pretty funny, 2bh

[Anonymous No.20465198]

>>20465150
jonah was never swallowed by a whale

[Anonymous No.20465324]

>>20465134
I didnt think Ratatouille had anything to do with politics

[Anonymous No.20465328]

>>20465150
the Jews

[Anonymous No.20465381]

>>20465134
the horror

[Anonymous No.20465389]

[Anonymous No.20465399]

>>20465134

[Anonymous No.20465402]

>>20465324
kek

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[Anonymous No.20465440]

>>20465134

[Anonymous No.20465467]

first female head of state of Mexico

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[Anonymous No.20465596]

>>20465571
I need the never wake up syrup

[Anonymous No.20465597]

>>20465406
I don't smoke weed or smoke, but I kinda want to jam some ketchup chips in that and try it.

[Anonymous No.20465600]

[Anonymous No.20465603]

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[Anonymous No.20465608]

>>20465420
Wow that looks cool, I have a small red potato sprouting now, I wonder if I could sprinkle water on it and make it some kinda desktop bonsai, potato flowers look neat.

[Anonymous No.20465614]

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[Anonymous No.20465618]

>>20465600
That movie sucked

[Anonymous No.20465624]

[Anonymous No.20465627]

[Anonymous No.20465635]

>>20465618
Shut your whore mouth that movie made be cry like a bitch

[Anonymous No.20465639]

>>20465618
It's not for everyone. It's fine if you don't like it. Just find a movie that you enjoy.

[Anonymous No.20465643]

>>20465635
So, like normal than?

[Anonymous No.20465646]

>>20465643
Basically

[Anonymous No.20465653]

[Anonymous No.20465654]

>>20465389
I fucking hate this style of burger and want it to die. Smashburgers are overrated as well.

Find a good common ground.

[Anonymous No.20465661]

>>20465134
Been a while since I've seen this shared: complicated delivery system webm

[Anonymous No.20465720]

>>20465654
If I'm being honest a course grind, or even hand chopped steak and then smash it hard but the pieces are big so that stops it from getting too thin
And I find that more al dente texture appealing

[Anonymous No.20465738]

[Anonymous No.20465741]

>>20465546

[Anonymous No.20465759]

>>20465615
Found the anon obsessed with amerifats.

[Anonymous No.20465828]

>>20465198
Right, he was swallowed by the great sea monster.

[Anonymous No.20465870]

>>20465828
Dick Roman

[Anonymous No.20465906]

>>20465571

i bet that was some nice stuff

[Anonymous No.20465915]

>>20465150
lord of the beans is actually a parody of lord of the rings, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.20465926]

[Anonymous No.20465952]

>>20465738
標記酥炸大腸 should have translated into Mark's Crispy Fried Big Sausage, which still sounds wierd...

[Anonymous No.20466006]

>>20465654
Smashburgers are literally the only actual burger you fuck

[Anonymous No.20466047]

>>20465440
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!

[Anonymous No.20466093]

>>20465603
having had stargazey, its fucking top notch, will make again.

[Anonymous No.20466096]

>>20465627
thats a china thing but if the foot was properly washed I have no idea why we aren't doing it this way desu

[Anonymous No.20466123]

>>20465759
Found the crying butthurt fatty shitbag

[Anonymous No.20466311]

[Anonymous No.20466454]

[Anonymous No.20466485]

[Anonymous No.20466809]

>>20465828
The Hebrew says fish

[Anonymous No.20466814]

>>20465429

[Anonymous No.20466818]

>>20465614
She's just like us

[Anonymous No.20466832]

>>20466006
Mmm I love squeezing all the juice of the meat into the pan while it's cooking, surely this will result in a good tasting burger and not a thin dry patty.

[Anonymous No.20466903]

>>20466809
I like how in midrash, he somehow talks to the fish and the fish says they both gon' get ate by leviathan so Jonah was all like "yo, leviathan! Look at my fuckin' dick, bitch!" and flashed his cock at leviathan from inside the fish somehow and leviathan was all like "oh shit, a Jew!" and swam away cuz he was Yehud intolerant or some shit.
Yes, they really expect you to believe this horse shit lmao.

[Anonymous No.20466929]

>>20466485
classic

[Anonymous No.20466948]

>>20466903
Couldn't help yourself huh

[Anonymous No.20467508]

>>20465571
>Oh, have a spot of the ol’ cough, have we?
>Better paralyze you

[Anonymous No.20467532]

>>20466948
?

[Anonymous No.20467537]

>>20467532
Its just that people who arent religious are always so upset at religion instead of just ignoring it. All I said was the fact that neither of nose anons was correct, and the actual text said fish, and you went on this long tirade about midrash, whish wasnt even accurate because that's not what midrash is.

[Anonymous No.20467550]

>>20467537
>not even accurate
lol
Look it up for yourself, dumbcunt.
>people who arent religious blah blah blah
Unrelated to literally anything being discussed, madam.
>that's not what midrash is
Are you retarded or disingenuous? Midrashim are just the side commentaries to Scripture and one midrash for Jonah includes that bullshit about him flashing his cut zayin to leviathan.

[Anonymous No.20467561]

>>20467550
Nome of waht you said is relevant. Midrashim are philosophical extended ideas. They aren't literal. The midrash say Adam could see from one end of the universe to the other before the fall. Obviously that's not to be taken literally. Typical of atheists to let their ego of superiority get to them and misunderstand basic tenants of the religion they are bashing. Hope things get better for you

[Anonymous No.20467578]

>>20465139
Who lied to you?

[Anonymous No.20467584]

>>20467561
>Jonah was eaten by a fish!
>*here's some rabbinical doujin about Jonah*
>THAT'S NOT RELEVANT!!!!!!!!!
lol
>that's not what midrash is!
>*actually, it is*
>OKAY BUT THEY'RE NOT LITERAL!!!!!
more lol
Okay then. Disingenuous it is.
>Typical of atheists blah blah blah
And more irrelevant claims without any evidence. Madam, how would you know whether I am an atheist or not? I've made no indication one way or the other. Were you a more intelligent lady, you may have realised that before you jumped, cunt first, right into making claims with no evidence.
>religion bashing
And where did anyone bash religion, Rebecca?
Do work on your reading comprehension skills.

[Anonymous No.20467590]

>>20466832
That's not how it works you retard

[Anonymous No.20467607]

>>20465654
>Smashburgers are overrated as well.
What pisses me off is that they were always a cheap, uninspired way of making quick diner burgers but hipsters somehow managed to ruin it.

[Anonymous No.20467608]

>>20467584
Didnt read. You seem really upset. Hope things get better.

[Anonymous No.20467609]

>>20467584
>huge extended screed
Yeah you sure dont care bro. I'm gunna leave the thread now but feel better.

[Anonymous No.20467614]

>>20467608
>>20467609
K : )

[Anonymous No.20467618]

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[Anonymous No.20467633]

>>20465654
I refuse to use the term "sm*shb*rg*r"; it sounds absolutely retarded, like something a toddler would make up.

[Anonymous No.20467638]

>>20465618
you suck

[Anonymous No.20467641]

[Anonymous No.20467650]

>>20466047
you need to go back

[Anonymous No.20467651]

[Anonymous No.20467653]

>>20465615
This is stupid though

Based on the picture it seems like you have to consume more Dilaudid to achieve the same effect of one small piece of morphine

Aka the opposite of what they are trying to say

[Anonymous No.20467655]

[Anonymous No.20467658]

>>20467641
I know the guy who created those and I used to shop at the supermarket he's parodying with these.

[Anonymous No.20467679]

>>20467655

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[Anonymous No.20467682]

[Anonymous No.20467721]

>>20465571
Morphine is actually an incredible cough suppressor. People back the where beasts though, every zoomer taking this three times a day would be in a coma and not working 10h shifts.

[Anonymous No.20467751]

>>20467658
rad. ACF was amusing as fuck.
shrimp quarantines, pond kings, and "shhh it's: chicken whispers" have never left my friend group.

[Anonymous No.20467801]

>>20465590
I used to peg individual ice cubes into the pressure fryers back when I worked at k-fry to piss off the fat fuck cook
good times

[Anonymous No.20467804]

>>20465389
I hate this social media twat so much.

[Anonymous No.20467821]

>>20467801
>I used to peg individual ice cubes

[Anonymous No.20467847]

>>20467751
I mean, of course, their flyers were never THAT ridiculous but with shit like "BEST YET! Hamburger buns. Cheap!" and section headlines like "Get ready for: PRODUCE!" (which inexplicably included frozen egg rolls under it) it's not hard to see how that shit inspired ACF. Since the chain split into two, neither flyer has been as silly.

[Anonymous No.20468073]

>>20465583
based

[Anonymous No.20468201]

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[Anonymous No.20468212]

[Anonymous No.20468216]

So how do you want your steak, seekay?

[Anonymous No.20468219]

[Anonymous No.20468220]

>>20465134
Behold the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile

[Anonymous No.20468223]

[Anonymous No.20468304]

>>20468219
This one got me

[Anonymous No.20468317]

>>20465406
Done this with apples to smoke datura bowls.

[Anonymous No.20468330]

>>20465587
who the fuck eats broccoli with bacon and eggs?

[Anonymous No.20468331]

>>20465606
lel, see--Whatchoo NEEDS is dat Aftermarket Securties, 'n' Sheeeeit!

[Anonymous No.20468334]

>>20468220
I know a girl whose schizophrenic father pulled her and her brother out of school once day to go chase the weinermobile around. I didn't understand why anyone would do that, schizophrenic or otherwise.
He also once "broke into" a dentist's office and just stole all of the refrigerator magnets. Several boxes. She got home from school once day to find her dad in his underwear sitting on the floor in the living room, stacking fridge magnets into a totem pole. She didn't bother to ask what he was doing nor why.
I put "broke into" in quotes because all he did was make an appointment then, after, he just walked out with the boxes on a handtruck thing he found in the hallway outside and loaded his car, leaving the handtruck in the parking lot.

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[Anonymous No.20468384]

>>20465583
>jack
>john
this dude dont even remember his own name

[Anonymous No.20468385]

>>20465134
Silly anon, that's not how you put pickles in a hotdog bun!

[Anonymous No.20468386]

>>20465615
What a retarded picture without the text at the bottom it looks like it takes 7 more times the amount to have the same effect as morphine

[Anonymous No.20468388]

>>20468386
Are you retarded? It clearly has the opposite meaning.

[Anonymous No.20468395]

>>20467631
She was Jack before Jack was even Jack here.

[Anonymous No.20468403]

>>20467641
>vinegar husbands
TopKek!

[Anonymous No.20468437]

>>20468219
Heheheh, whaddaya think it means "Tonight, you" ? like, he's threatening me or something

[Anonymous No.20468444]

>>20468403
Whoever wrote this has never spoken to a Black in his life. Ebonics doesn't use the verb 'be' that way. To say the machine "don't be workin'" doesn't mean that the machine is not working. It means that the machine frequently doesn't work but is not necessarily currently not working. To say the machine isn't working, a groid would simply say the machine "broke" or "ain't workin'," with no be in sight besides the almost certainly fat one telling you about the machine.

[Anonymous No.20468457]

>>20468334
You should have gotten pics or are you holding them all to yourself for upsell?

[Anonymous No.20468458]

>>20468205
Niggy should have become blacker after being scorched, missed take.

[Anonymous No.20468463]

>>20468444
I can tell that you're full of shit, you cap black as "Black" as if you have some guilt going on.

[Anonymous No.20468467]

>>20468444
>Ebonics doesn't use the verb 'be' that way.
This is patently false. I have heard it used in EXACTLY that way, on multiple occasions.
Besides, we all know that Nogbonics is made up horseshit that all started as an easy way to let illiterate melanated retards stay stupid.
Go fuck yourself Timmy.

[Anonymous No.20468479]

>>20465591
Idiot. When beef wellington or any other number of dishes after/for famous people are invented for consumption each and everyday

[Anonymous No.20468481]

>>20467653
Only an American would interpret that sign as needing to eat more.

[Anonymous No.20468488]

>>20465627
No just Belgians in Afrika

[Anonymous No.20468504]

>>20465389
i've seen you people post this webm so many times yet i dont get what your point is. am i supposed to laugh? am i supposed to get angry?

[Anonymous No.20468507]

>>20468481
Keep trying faggot boi, get down to your nearist gaybar for some kind of resolution. That's clearly the best you can do. A fucking neighborly gay bar.

[Anonymous No.20468512]

>>20466454
She looks like she isn't wearing pants from the thumbanial. I've been bamboozled.

[Anonymous No.20468521]

>>20468512
I think that those poor fishies need some El Yucateco

[Anonymous No.20468537]

>>20468504
We are laughing at the blatant hypocrisy and shallow fakeness of Gordo.
The top sequence is a kitchen nightmares where Gordo Shitboxes this burger as horrible and inedible because of the size.
The bottom sequence is this ridiculous faker presenting a very similar burger, sizewise, as Haute cuisine, and "The way I like to make my burgers..."
He's a shitty sell-out hack, with a flair for television Faggotry, and drama, who got "Famous" be perpetuating kitchen Abuse of his "Team"
FUCK him, I wish Marco had browbeaten him right the fuck out of cooking back in the 80s.

[Anonymous No.20468539]

>>20467590
says the guy who puts ketchup on a steak

[Anonymous No.20468565]

>>20467641
>adjective nouns, non-sequitur phrase!
Glad this brand of humor died out sometime in Obama’s second term

[Anonymous No.20468603]

>>20468467
>I have heard it used in EXACTLY that way, on multiple occasions
No you haven't.
>>20468463
That's nice

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[Anonymous No.20468626]

>>20468444
you are a moron, B is not being used as a verb, it's an informal noun, and it was/is popular ebonics slang
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=B

[Anonymous No.20468635]

>>20465324
Look into Ben and Willard, then into CHUD.

[Anonymous No.20468645]

>>20468626
Not only ebonics, but ebonics slang.
Aren't you the sad protesting type?
Didn't that shit go out about 30 years ago?

[Anonymous No.20468646]

>>20468603
Believe what you want, ghetto niggers are fucking stupid, and I had to be around them for 3 years for work about 5 years ago.
Your COPE is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.20468649]

>>20468645
i admire your fashionable running shoes

[Anonymous No.20468652]

>>20468646
>ghetto niggers are fucking stupid
No? Who would have even guessed that?

[Anonymous No.20468653]

>>20468646
>The "proper" way to express this sentence is "People believe this state of affairs is unusual, but no, it is a actually how it normally operates"
>Racist boomers and millennial chuds would prefer that
Lol

[Anonymous No.20468658]

>>20468653
They prefer fear, that's they're game look into the socialist agenda. The democrats and these so called protesters are right in line.

[Anonymous No.20468663]

These socialist bitches truly do not understand what they have.

[Anonymous No.20468679]

>>20468334
>I didn't understand why anyone would do that
because the Wienermobile is cool? sounds like a good time to me.

[Anonymous No.20468700]

>>20468645
don't get upset with me because you were confidently wrong, faggot

[Anonymous No.20468706]

>>20468334
Interdasting. The magnetic nature will make structural integrity trivial but how are you going to keep them upright? Some sort of matrix arrangement where the contigous electromagnetic fields keep then locked into position?

[Anonymous No.20468723]

>>20465134
that cucumber has seen some shit

[Anonymous No.20468738]

>>20468444
who gives a shit about blacks?

[Anonymous No.20468746]

>>20468700
Jealous are you?

[Anonymous No.20468755]

>>20468334
Could never aspire to live up to this level of based, but the other night I chased some deer around the city center on an electric scooter, for 30 minutes at 3:30 in the morning

[Anonymous No.20468781]

>>20468537
i like that he abuses his team, i dont care about the rest

[Anonymous No.20468784]

>>20465328
palastine scumbags funded by iran that nobody here wants to call out for what they are, scumbag terrorists

[Anonymous No.20468791]

>>20468755
slowly im starting to do stuff like this, like once i followed some stranger around from afar just to see where she worked, it was kinda fun, reminded me of when i used to follow npcs around on gta 3 and then i would kill them when i got bored ;)

[Anonymous No.20468808]

>>20468791
Seems kind of creepy, like you're stalking some chick. That's not quite right.

[Anonymous No.20468809]

>>20468791
Seems kind of epic
I wish you a long and storied career and many successful evasions of law enforcement

[Anonymous No.20468839]

>>20467627
Ewww LGBTQ

[Anonymous No.20468842]

[Anonymous No.20468887]

>>20468842
I can hear the mouth breathing.

[Anonymous No.20468892]

>>20468842
>That bright-eyed little girl will be turned into a comatose lardbrain like her retard mother through a corruptive carb diet
She would be better off in an orphanage (even with all the ethnics)

[Anonymous No.20468919]

>>20468808
>>20468809
it was a one time thing, i was walking at like 6 in the morning and i got interested in this one girl and decided to follow her to see where she worked. i was feeling oddly confident that morning thats why i did it.

[Anonymous No.20468928]

>>20467627
i wonder if they still do mad magazine.
im sure, but im also sure its trash

[Anonymous No.20468939]

>>20468395
Who?

[Anonymous No.20468947]

>>20465399
why do porn stars dicks look like this ice cream?

[Anonymous No.20468955]

>>20465618
I don't usually use the word Reddit to describe things, but that movie was legit made in a lab to appeal to annoying Redditors who like multiverse/Rick and Morty garbage.

[Anonymous No.20468989]

>>20467627
Call me crazy but the Chicken McFlurry doesn't sound that bad.

[Anonymous No.20468994]

>>20465134

[Anonymous No.20469035]

>>20465926
the munch from the old man heats the labia beef

[Anonymous No.20469149]

>>20468989
>banagazy

[Anonymous No.20469182]

>>20468479

[Anonymous No.20469186]

>>20469182
quranically correct chicken

[Anonymous No.20469189]

>>20468919
Following some chick at 6am in the morning is creepy even by /ck standards. Seek therapy before you're on some wanted poster in a post office.

[Anonymous No.20469191]

>>20467627
I'll take half a dozen Ghost Taco Supreme

[Anonymous No.20469208]

>>20469182
These Kenshi mods are getting wild

[Anonymous No.20469212]

>>20468928
I remember that old mag
The Weed of Krym bears bitter fruit
I used to save up lunch money to buy those.

[Anonymous No.20469214]

>>20468947
Do you often eat fish dicks?

[Anonymous No.20469217]

>>20469208

[Anonymous No.20469218]

>>20468458
What will those crazy norwegians invent next?

[Anonymous No.20469219]

>>20469218
Sweeds and Finns

[Anonymous No.20469225]

>>20469219
Look buddy I'm an American, I can't keep track of all these nordic microstates. Now excuse me, I have to go masturbate using this gun lube made in China.
(jokes aside, thank you for the correction)

[Anonymous No.20469285]

>>20465618
Yeah, it's Oscarbait trash.

[Anonymous No.20469306]

>>20469189
What is the bitch doing out that late(I usually clonk out at 5am)

[Anonymous No.20469506]

>>20469182
>exposed to wide open air for 75% of its rotation
Shits gotta take a LONG time to coom

[Anonymous No.20469509]

>>20468842
Having had several 1 year old.
They are exceptional about asking for food that meets their nutritional needs.
You could pile ice cream and mini donuts(which my lard-ass parents did) the kids would look at them like they have 3 heads, and chins.
Bacon and eggs, this is what 1 year olds want for breakfast. Homemade banan bread for desert. Apple sauce is a fine snack, if you get the one made out of fruit and nothing else.
Child fat groomers deserve the rope. Just get the thick one.

[Anonymous No.20469527]

>>20465139
If they can't talk, how would you know they can't read?

[Anonymous No.20469562]

>>20467608
religion is mental illness, you just proved my point

[Anonymous No.20469567]

another thread derailed by religion cucks

[Anonymous No.20469569]

>>20469562
Concession accepted. Sorry you were wrong.

[Anonymous No.20469577]

>another thread derailed by religion cucks

[Anonymous No.20469609]

>>20468212
hehe

[Anonymous No.20469614]

>>20467641
kek these are hilarious

[Anonymous No.20469616]

>>20465661
This webm pisses me the fuck off. WHO eats a small scrape of potato wiped onto the back of a fork? And then chews it?

[Anonymous No.20469651]

>>20465661
>letting an infant play with a smartphone
satanic

[Anonymous No.20469722]

>>20467721
That's typically how drug tolerance works, yeah.

[Anonymous No.20469729]

>>20465952
nah retard not even close. it means Biao's crispy fried sausage. biao being whoever's name. you google translate nigger

[Anonymous No.20469731]

>>20465618
Of course it sucked. It was made by millenial reddit nihilists. Postmodernism is a cancer that has poisoned culture and infected society.

[Anonymous No.20469751]

>>20468444
>Whoever wrote this has never spoken to a Black in his life
Lucky him.

[Anonymous No.20470034]

>>20468939
The marie referenced in the webm and post.
She made an authentic homemade italian tomato sauce. It sucked. See webm and related post.

[Anonymous No.20470042]

>>20468646
You do realize that your picture just proved anon right, don't you?

[Anonymous No.20470047]

>>20468457
I didn't know her or her brother when their dad pulled these shenanigans. He died before I met them. He was an older father and worked as a lawyer then judge but went nuts after he retired.

[Anonymous No.20470075]

>>20468395
Weirdest thing, a friend's mum and aunt are also named Lisa and Marie and, a weird other coincidence is that this friend and I spent Christmas morning together with other buddies if ours one year, going out for dimsum. After, we wound up at a surprisingly packed Dunkin Donuts around the corner where we overheard the following conversation
>"Oh hey Moikey, Merry Christmas! Hyow's Lisa?"
>"She's dead, Marie. She's dead."
>"Oh, Lisa doied? Layast toim oi spoke t'Lisa, she was aloive."
I tried to get this lady's bizarre accent in writing as best I could, but we all cracked up except the guy whose mother and aunt are also Lisa and Marie.
Later, I found out the reason he invited himself out with us that year is because his mother just got up from the breakfast table, declared she wanted a divorce, saying that if their dad, who had just had his medical license suspended for something (don't recall what, but he didn't go to court or anything over it so it wasn't illegal, I didn't think), wasn't earning at least $150k per year, she didn't want to be with him anymore.
And hearing those names in the Dunkin Donuts reminded him of how much of a bitch his mother is. His sister did something similar. Her fiance was in a motorcycle crash and was no longer as pretty as before so she broke off the engagement and dumped him
His dad never did get his medical license back but he became a chiropractor instead so it's all good, I guess.

[Anonymous No.20470215]

>>20468955
>multiverse/Rick and Morty garbage
Can't wait for the multiverse fad to die. Used way too often now.

[Anonymous No.20470218]

>>20470075
Thanks for story time, Anon.
That accent is is Australian. They talk silly like that.

[Anonymous No.20470235]

>>20466485
>crying for the chicken nugger

[Anonymous No.20470267]

>>20469182
>The chickens sitting on the little roundabout

WHEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.20470278]

>>20468521
Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.20470298]

>>20470218
>That accent is is Australian
No, South Philadelphia greasy wop dago.
The way they say hyeouse (house) and maiyin (mine) is especially weird.

[Anonymous No.20470307]

Can someone please explain to me why my filter of

/humo/i;op:only;

didn't block this stupid fucking thread from appearing in my catalog despite being in the general section?

[Anonymous No.20470349]

>>20468437
Handbanana!

[Anonymous No.20470371]

>>20465399
Sosa was the king. I'm glad he has finally accepted himself

[Anonymous No.20470633]

>>20467658
You know LiarTownUSA? What do his pits taste like?

[Anonymous No.20470799]

>>20467584
Back to r/atheism with you faggot.

[Anonymous No.20470832]

>>20470799
You are not very smart.

[Anonymous No.20470901]

>>20468723
Kys gapejak spammer

[Anonymous No.20470911]

>>20470901
Didn't even mean to post that whoops
Have a coconut Swede as an apology

[Anonymous No.20470943]

>>20468842
youtu.be/5lPBjUZkDpY?si=oLy22wCY9T1G4Kaz

[Anonymous No.20471267]

>>20465926
r/boomerhentai

[Anonymous No.20471633]

>>20465328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA6WB_yRYCM

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>>20468635
>Ben and Willard
the ratmans notebook ? I don't recall anything about that being political.

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[Anonymous No.20473451]

>>20469722
I learned that the nasty way, if I never quit drugs I'd have been fine lel ended up with moderate kidney damage

[Anonymous No.20473475]

>>20465590
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

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[Anonymous No.20474406]

>>20468331
That’ll stop them eels

[Anonymous No.20474639]

>>20473496
This kills the crab.

[Anonymous No.20474655]

>>20472619
wtf is that real???

[Anonymous No.20474700]

>>20467655
10 years old this year

[Anonymous No.20474701]

>>20467655
Anyone have the sleepy chicken png

[Anonymous No.20474757]

>>20465134

[Anonymous No.20474789]

>>20468839
How the hell did the fish get into the percolator, was it Bob's doing?

[Anonymous No.20474824]

>>20466485 obligatory:
You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.

[Anonymous No.20475336]

>>20474639
Eventually

[Anonymous No.20476128]

>>20465603
Things like this highlight how little thought andrew zimmern put into his british food episode.

[Anonymous No.20476404]

>>20474757
Its the fangs

[Anonymous No.20476486]

>>20465571
>one night
Yeah, because you’ll never need any other medicine after ever again

[Anonymous No.20476489]

>>20465583
I fucking kneel

[Anonymous No.20476506]

>>20465618
Looked it up right and just by reading the premise and looking at a picture of the protagonist, I can tell it’s forgettable mass produced dogshit

[Anonymous No.20476514]

>>20465926
Wouldn’t that fucking hurt her?

[Anonymous No.20476515]

>>20466454
Why wouldn’t this work?

[Anonymous No.20476531]

>>20468444
Nigger, you dumb as fuck

[Anonymous No.20476540]

>>20474824
Thank you. I was going to post it but I didn't have it saved anymore.

[Anonymous No.20476541]

>>20465571
I want to go back

[Anonymous No.20476636]

>>20465134
It will still end up in the salad

[Anonymous No.20476696]

>>20465578
heh

[Anonymous No.20476697]

>>20465608
they start to rot and give off poisonous gasses that will kill you not even kidding. Rotting potatoes have one of the worst smells of all time

[Anonymous No.20476800]

>>20465139
cool it with racism

[Anonymous No.20477051]

>>20476514
Nah, women love it when you gnaw their labia.

[Anonymous No.20477059]

>>20467633
I'm gonna smashburger your sister.

[Anonymous No.20477168]

>>20465635
Well you are a bitch. Literal trash that only a womanbrain could gaslight themselves into thinking was good.

[Anonymous No.20477263]

>>20468444
You honestly thought this unironically, didn't you.

[Anonymous No.20477275]

>>20468467
Why is the water frothy
WHY IS THE WATER FROTHY???

[Anonymous No.20477323]

>>20468842
This makes me really sad. Is this bitch a SAHM? You have so much time to make cheap healthy food. There's no excuse for this if you have the time. A egg takes how long to cook? Like a minute to get the pan hot, 30 seconds to cook? This should be considered neglect.

[Anonymous No.20477344]

>>20477275
how else are you going to kill the germs without soap?

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>>20468444
Trips of truth.

[Anonymous No.20478354]

>>20466485
his arms are swinging french fried

[Anonymous No.20478378]

>>20465134
Y'know stonetoss and all those fuckers have gone off the reservation lately but THIS was made by a psychopath for sure. idk what it is. it's just too creative an idea maybe. who the fuck comes up with the comic about the gay libtard sticking the ol' kawaii cuc' up his butt? wild shit man.

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>>20476514
implying she can still feel
that carousel is BURNT

[Anonymous No.20478412]

>>20465134
I look like this and say this

[Anonymous No.20478421]

>>20468537
>a very similar burger, sizewise
Except those are sliders. Look at his hands. They're miniburgers.

[Anonymous No.20478487]

Finally, somewhere I can post this.

[anonymous No.20478598]

>>20465429
purebred

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>>20478598

[anonymous No.20478638]

>>20465590
The coldness of the ice cooks the vegetable oil.

[Anonymous No.20478676]

>>20468919
That's not something you should brag about, no one is going to support you for being a fucking retarded creep unless they're being ironic. How about you just learn to shut the fuck up and leave people alone before you get shot to death by a paranoid bitch with PTSD.

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>>20468444
>Ebonics has grammar rules now
Don't be trippin dawg nowmsayun

[Anonymous No.20478707]

>>20468537
Yes but how does he affect you PERSONALLY?

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>>20468842
>1/10 fat mouthbreather with mobility issues and a grossly unhealthy diet has a child
>Meanwhile 6/10 men with jobs and homes can't get dates
I mean I don't really care because I've been married for 11 years but HOLY SHIT AMERICAN MEN YOU NEED TO STOP HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX WITH HAMBEASTS

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>>20469189
He wanted to make sure she ate all the eggs

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>>20465139
/thread

[Anonymous No.20478731]

>>20470218
Yeah well you can go bugger yourself with a pineapple you bloody galah.

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>>20465139
However, they can be crammed. Ya gotta give him that much.

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>>20465134
Okay the jannies here clearly have a personal vendetta against me. EVERYTIME I MAKE THIS EXACT SAME THREAD THEY DELETE IT AND GIVE ME A GLOBAL BAN. Here this thread is days old and nearly 300 replies. Fuck jannies

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>>20478701
Weirdly, it does. And, in fact, the rules are hard (as in they don't vary, unlike standard English) and highly regular. Hard/regular grammar and limited vocabulary makes a language simpler to learn and speak, which is why aave/ebonics is used by uneducated Blacks.
Examples of simplified, hard, regular grammar in ebonics are the loss of many conjugations (I is, you is, he/she/it is vs I am, you are, he/she/it is) or verb omission (he at school vs he is at school).
>>20468444 is correct in pointing out that "be" is used in that example outside of the hard rules of aave grammar. Using it that way is a hallmark of white writers trying to write Black speech, like "I'se" in old movies and ad copy. "I'se" has never been used by speakers of aave.

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>>20465139

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>>20465134

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>>20469182
But why

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>>20469225
I think she was saying Norwegians invented Swedes and Finns.

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>>20472534
Then you post something funny you fucking retarded faggot

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>>20468384
Jack used to be a nickname for John, see one JFK aka Jack Kennedy.

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>>20469182
Better file name would be 'chicken amusement park'.

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>>20480451
No. I like the name Anon have it. It made me smirk. Your suggestion elicited no reaction beyond checking what the filename was to begin with.

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>>20480459
I just don't think they had forged steel and motors in biblical times.

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>>20480465
Steel dates to about 4000 years ago and while it's not quite a motor, a steam turbine, the aeliopile, was described by Hero of Alexandria in the 1st century BC, iinm.

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>>20480494
>aeliopile
Aeolipile, ffs. Like Aeolus. Fucking typos

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>>20480494
And yet the modern steel necessary to create this kind of set up is only around 200 years old.

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>>20465139
this post sponsored by the FBI

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>>20480573
Nuh-uh.

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>>20477275
Greens gonna taste like cocoa butter and zest.

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>>20467650

You need to quit being such a sourpuss arsehole

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>>20478487
I'm laughing more at the idea of you holding onto this for years seeking some place to post it. Finally that sweet release! Interesting article nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.20482176]

>>20468344
>NEW PHALLO PICS! how does it look?

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>>20472534
>complains about others not being funny
>posts a fucking picture of a fat ginger (probably himself)

what a fucknut

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>>20478378
You are really failing at trying to fit in here while you throw your shade
No one needs to "come up" with the crazy shit faggot lefties do they literally throw it in everyone's faces 24/7.

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>>20482118
Let the jimmies unrustle you. I learned this technique in Himalaya.

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>>20480147
Amazing

[Anonymous No.20482617]

>>20465590
>>20467801
Usual suspects.

[Anonymous No.20482626]

>>20465926
Was the artist a virgin?

The guy in the kitchen is a fun touch, kek

[Anonymous No.20482635]

>>20476514
She's a cartoon she's not real. It's basic looney tunes logic, retard

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>>20465926

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>>20482626
The artist was for sure a man in a very long marriage.

[Anonymous No.20482691]

>>20468919
And then many on this website don't understand or think it's unfair that many women are afraid of men

[Anonymous No.20482706]

>>20465624
What's the punchline I'm missing?

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>>20482706
it's probably a bit too abstract my spectral friend

[Anonymous No.20482713]

>>20465134
Where did he stick the tomato?!!!??!?!!??!!???

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>>20482713
anon pls. the other vegetables were decoys to make everything appear normal. once he got home the celery and tomato went directly into the trash and the cucumber was reserved for its intended task.

[Anonymous No.20482736]

>>20482691
You have it backwards. Men are baffled that women are always so half-assed with their self-defense armament and irresponsible in their threat awareness. But despite completely handwaving away these things and acting like men should always magically protect them in every circumstance, women in the same breath will be highly vocally sexist and bigoted against men for the dangers that all men know about existing in our corporeal reality, but of course only in situations where the women are completely safe surrounded by protective men who they snidely know won't beat their faces in.

[Anonymous No.20482748]

>>20466809
Melville called whales fishes when he wrote Moby-Dick or, The Whale

[Anonymous No.20482755]

>>20482736
I can tell you're half a step away from beating a woman if you think you can get away with it.

[Anonymous No.20482760]

>>20482748
Totally irrelevant

[Anonymous No.20482779]

>>20469731
What the fuck is nihilistic about a message of "you should love your family"?

[Anonymous No.20482785]

>>20468384
you wouldn't either if you'd drunk as much as he had

[Anonymous No.20482797]

>>20468616
is that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles?

[Anonymous No.20483000]

>>20474655
duh, there's even youtube videos of them being reviewed, ask in your local walmart dummie

[Anonymous No.20483011]

>>20482755
And here we go with the verbal hostility

[Anonymous No.20483016]

>>20482779
>(only if you're not white*)
Death to diversinazis.

[Anonymous No.20483029]

>>20467641
reddit garbage