/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20450687]

Ck webm thread?

[Anonymous No.20450691]

>00:36
beck yeah

[Anonymous No.20450694]

[Anonymous No.20450699]

[Anonymous No.20450700]

[Anonymous No.20450710]

>>20450699
what's with the dude throwing gang signs in the background? i thought culinary schools were supposed to be safe environments

[Anonymous No.20450711]

>>20450687
what's up with her eyes?

inb4 "she's Chinese"

[Anonymous No.20450712]

>>20450699
I wonder if the lobster ever wins

[Anonymous No.20450720]

[Anonymous No.20450722]

[Anonymous No.20450728]

>>20450700
What a life

[Anonymous No.20450740]

>>20450699
how do deaf people even work in a kitchen?

[Anonymous No.20450747]

>>20450722
Didn't this lady die a few years ago?

[Anonymous No.20450750]

>>20450740
this. listening to the food is one of the more important aspects of cooking.

[Anonymous No.20450752]

>>20450740
how do blind people drive a car? think about it, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.20450758]

[Anonymous No.20450761]

[Anonymous No.20450767]

>>20450750
Deaf people aren't completely mutes anon...

[Anonymous No.20450824]

[Anonymous No.20450834]

>>20450747
not a few years, at the beginning of this year

[Anonymous No.20450840]

>>20450747
She died a few months back

[Anonymous No.20450848]

>>20450824
the heat of the oven melts the cheese, genius

[Anonymous No.20450875]

[Anonymous No.20450877]

[Anonymous No.20450887]

[Anonymous No.20450894]

[Anonymous No.20450897]

[Anonymous No.20450914]

[Anonymous No.20450927]

Could someone post the webm of the Muslim girls who gets irritated by the ice cream cone trick and just walks away? I wanna show my wife how cute she is.

[Anonymous No.20450940]

>>20450758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXBJW1PuU8

[Anonymous No.20450945]

>>20450824
>A HEALTHY AMOUNT of yadda yadda
>cut to fat ugly wife

[Anonymous No.20450947]

[Anonymous No.20450949]

[Anonymous No.20450951]

>>20450914
When I was a teen, and by teen I mean small child, I made nachos.
>tostadas
>can of refried beans
>cheese
>pickled jalapenos
>cholula
>throw in oven on cookie sheet covered in foil until cheese is melted
I still make them. Premium late night dinner.

[Anonymous No.20450953]

[Anonymous No.20450956]

>>20450700
The alcoholic jap chick is way hotter, this one looks gross and smelly. White women are inferior.

[Anonymous No.20450968]

[Anonymous No.20450973]

[Anonymous No.20450977]

>>20450699
I just steam lobsters alive. I pick them up from my uncle, he owes a lobster boat.

[Anonymous No.20450983]

>>20450722
Now that's my kind of editing

[Anonymous No.20450989]

[Anonymous No.20450990]

>>20450761
looks dope af

[Anonymous No.20450991]

>>20450973
Always just used bread crumbs for the topping but I'll try cubes next time to see if I like it anymore

[Anonymous No.20450999]

>>20450761
>>20450968
>>20450973
nice

[Anonymous No.20451001]

[Anonymous No.20451005]

[Anonymous No.20451009]

[Anonymous No.20451015]

[Anonymous No.20451076]

[Anonymous No.20451081]

[Anonymous No.20451087]

>>20451015
did you save this because you found the asian boy cute

[Anonymous No.20451107]

>>20450720
>floppy, foldable, bendable """"pizza""""

[Anonymous No.20451108]

>>20450691
lol

we're so chill

[Anonymous No.20451123]

[Anonymous No.20451134]

>>20450761
looks decent, but I wouldn't eat it cause he wasn't wearing gloves

[Anonymous No.20451135]

[Anonymous No.20451137]

>>20450740
I worked with a guy in a kitchen who could not smell

[Anonymous No.20451142]

>>20450894
Wow! I never realized a homemade burger was better than McDonald's slop!

[Anonymous No.20451143]

[Anonymous No.20451145]

>>20450968
Terry Crews seems like a fun guy to be around

[Anonymous No.20451146]

>>20451134
I get it

[Anonymous No.20451153]

[Anonymous No.20451182]

[Anonymous No.20451185]

[Anonymous No.20451187]

[Anonymous No.20451191]

[Anonymous No.20451198]

>>20450752
huh, i never thought about it that way

[Anonymous No.20451206]

>>20451108
asif we khan be any other way

[Anonymous No.20451224]

>>20450761
nigga got that louie baton cake

[Anonymous No.20451232]

>>20450894
Looks really get you a long way in this life huh

[Anonymous No.20451233]

>>20450897
i was expecting urine to come out

[Anonymous No.20451254]

>>20450897
those are testicles not kidneys

[Anonymous No.20451274]

>>20451143
Why can't a Michelin star chef melt cheese properly?

[Anonymous No.20451284]

I hate how watery everything is. It's like there's an arms race of how """juicy""" you can make something look so everyone cooks their shit in three times the amount of fat. So fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.20451497]

>>20450687
what's the source of this clip? this bitch gets me diamonds, and i'd like to know more about her, as a courtesy.

[Anonymous No.20451587]

>>20450687
if someone has the webm of the recipe intersliced with the 2 dogs doing a 69, pls post it i need it

[Anonymous No.20451611]

>>20450894
>make ok looking burger
>can be greatly improved but it's passable
>SLAP IT IN SOME MOLTEN CHEESE
nigga what

[Anonymous No.20451616]

>>20450687
Who is this woman? I promise I wont stalk her.

[Anonymous No.20451617]

>>20451611
>make ok looking post
>SLAP IT IN SOME EBONICS
many such cases

[Anonymous No.20451621]

>>20450720
>still uses prepackaged american "cheese"
What's the point of making your own food if you use the same products as a fast food place anyway?

[Anonymous No.20451714]

>>20451123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdquYEw36TU

[Anonymous No.20451754]

[Anonymous No.20451783]

>>20450953
I'm Danish and have eating a LOT of milt. It has very little flavour but the texture is amazing.
Mostly cod or plaice.

[Anonymous No.20451844]

>>20451587
Seconding this
That webm makes me laugh like a retard. Im leaving my parents house soon so I'm sad and need a laugh

[Anonymous No.20451932]

>>20451143
HOW CAN HE BITE THAT IN THIS VIDEO?
HE PHYSICALLY COULD NOT TAKE A SINGLE BITE OUT OF THAT AUSSIE MAN'S BURGER BEFORE

[Anonymous No.20451935]

>>20451182
charcoal from a fresh fire is technically sanitary, but was the humiliation ritual necessary?

[Anonymous No.20451950]

I'm so lonely.

[Anonymous No.20451964]

>>20450875
For a minute I was hopeful that it was a literal death row meal. Singapore has the highest per-capita right of execution in the world and the way they handle the condemned inmate's last week is really fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.20451970]

>>20451950
chucking the water onto the floor is so fucking weird idk why those places do it like that
just making your own slip hazard every 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.20452049]

[Anonymous No.20452051]

[Anonymous No.20452055]

>>20451970
probably a ton of anti slip pads on the floor

[Anonymous No.20452057]

[Anonymous No.20452058]

[Anonymous No.20452062]

>>20450947
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.20452175]

>>20452058
So what's the implication of this? Salty? I've never had pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.20452178]

>>20450699
Is the lobster ok?

[Anonymous No.20452213]

>>20452175
A little bit of pepperoni adds some grease and meat texture.
So much meat and grease that it becomes literal sloppa is just memeing it into being stupid and it's not limited to pepperoni most meat lover type pizzas do this shit.

[Anonymous No.20452276]

>>20452213
Meat lovers at least have more variety, and you normally cook the ingredients with the food

[Anonymous No.20452295]

where's our regular spammer? you call this a webm thread? haiyaa
I want to see the exact same webms in the exact same order at least twice a week

[Anonymous No.20452301]

>>20452295
>chug webms posted
>pol webm filenames posted
Jannies probably just got mad at him queueing up 50 webms so he slowed it down

[Anonymous No.20452335]

>>20451783
>>20450953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPYgtVHa8NI

[Anonymous No.20452356]

>>20451185
Is it really necessary to build a treehouse for the recipe?

[Anonymous No.20452363]

>>20450761
Dis nigga zesty af fr fr
>>20451134
u mid he def had gloves, u is blind

[Anonymous No.20452378]

>>20451185
Look how hard they work, how hearty they eat, how can Americans compete?

[Anonymous No.20452439]

>>20450722
You just, um…know?

[Anonymous No.20452519]

>>20450877
What's going on here other than an attempt at viral marketing?

[Anonymous No.20452543]

[Anonymous No.20452565]

>>20450824
chicken parm is that one dish I will never understand as europoor, making breast in crunchy breadcrumbs just to make it soggy with sauce, fucking why?

[Anonymous No.20452634]

>>20451134
Or a shirt. Yuck!

[Anonymous No.20452636]

>>20451143
>instead of putting cheese earlier he burns it with blowtorch
>watch until the end, it is actually Gordon
I see that melting the cheese is still his nemesis

[Anonymous No.20452650]

>>20451143
THE CHEESE IS MELTED

[Anonymous No.20452676]

>>20450949
What a homo with fag tattoos

[Anonymous No.20452684]

[Anonymous No.20452700]

[Anonymous No.20452701]

>>20452565
Tastes good

[Anonymous No.20452721]

[>> No.20452743]

>>20451970
There's a giant drain in the flour visible at around four seconds in

[Anonymous No.20452831]

>>20450956
least mentally ill yellow fever fag

[Anonymous No.20452839]

>>20450947
soulless

[Anonymous No.20452840]

>>20451135
the seaweed was a mistake

[Anonymous No.20452858]

[Anonymous No.20452862]

[Anonymous No.20452865]

[Anonymous No.20452868]

[Anonymous No.20452871]

fuck off you stupid faggot kys

[Anonymous No.20452872]

[Anonymous No.20452875]

[Anonymous No.20452878]

[Anonymous No.20452881]

[Anonymous No.20452888]

feels good to have filtered that loser

[Anonymous No.20452910]

>>20452871

[Anonymous No.20452913]

>>20452910
the thread was good until you entered it

[Anonymous No.20452915]

>>20452913
but anon kun I am the OP

[Anonymous No.20452924]

[Anonymous No.20452926]

[Anonymous No.20453113]

>>20451187
>Autist rolling things down the public stairs behind apartment complex.
Uhh Anon plz i have to get to work...
>4 hours later still cleaning his mess and can't go to work.

[Anonymous No.20453117]

>>20452878
manly tears eats a slider.webm

[Anonymous No.20453120]

These threads have really gone downhill in a matter of months. Really shows the power of a single autist to ruin everything on a board with so low traffic. It's why I gave up on forums in 2006. There's always some unloved bitch out there who wants to make it about them and the only way to solve it is to drown them out in an ocean of piss.

[Anonymous No.20453123]

>>20452684
Kid never stood a chance.

[Anonymous No.20453185]

>>20451970
Most kitchens have rubber mats with holes in them or just drains through the kitchen to get rid some of the moisture.
But you're not wrong though, even basic kitchens get slippery as fuck and even front staff have to buy special non-slip shoes to mitigate it.
>t. faggot that fucked up his arm from slipping once

[Anonymous No.20453589]

>>20452378
wearing plastic gloves and recording everything for ad revenue, yea really impressive

[Anonymous No.20453664]

>>20450687

[Anonymous No.20454445]

>>20451187
nice sims and compositing but the only one that looks even slightly real is the 5 soda bottles, I honestly think he might have snuck that real one in there with the renders to trick you

[Anonymous No.20454485]

>>20452865
fuck me and it's actually a decent poured pint at the end

[Anonymous No.20454651]

>>20452519
Nothing. You got it in one.

[Anonymous No.20454655]

>>20453664
Modern media always stinks of 'the past was bad' propaganda.

[Anonymous No.20454677]

>>20451950
would eat her ramen, if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.20454712]

>>20450989
this video never fails to disappoint

[Anonymous No.20454732]

[Anonymous No.20454739]

[Anonymous No.20454785]

>>20451143
>video ends just before the burger just fucking explodes because it's not built for being bitten like a burger

[Anonymous No.20454797]

>>20450989
twinkie house

[Anonymous No.20455012]

>>20454445
Damn, you're right, the gumball ones are definitely not real, didn't really think about it until I saw your reply, but now I can easily spot it.

[Anonymous No.20455019]

>>20451076
>regular pizza doesn't have enough empty carbs for me, if only the dough was thicker.

[Anonymous No.20455038]

>>20454797
I can't believe it!
I appreciate you anon.

[Anonymous No.20455071]

>>20453120
why not make you own webm threads anon

[Anonymous No.20455074]

[Anonymous No.20455077]

[Anonymous No.20455078]

[Anonymous No.20455080]

[Anonymous No.20455084]

[Anonymous No.20455085]

[Anonymous No.20455225]

>>20455012
cool project either way

[Anonymous No.20455233]

>>20454732
How to facilitate egress with eggs unbroken?

[Anonymous No.20455251]

>>20455233
By walking on eggshells.

[Anonymous No.20455468]

[Anonymous No.20455492]

>>20452721
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.20455545]

>>20450761
never really had a cake with fondant like that but I always can't help but think there's no way it would be very nice to eat especially layered on that thick

[Anonymous No.20455668]

>>20455468
the famous greek gyro
^oldest shit on earth

[Anonymous No.20455715]

>>20451143
the cowboy burga demands justice

[Anonymous No.20455736]

>>20452684
grim

[Anonymous No.20455784]

>>20451182
being lactose-intolerant must be rough

[Anonymous No.20455802]

>>20451143
why does this stupid nigger always have to pick cheeses that are hard to melt, i swear to god.

[Anonymous No.20455928]

>>20452700
Still tragic I, as an American, can't get high as fuck and demolish a munchy box in my own goddamn country.

[Anonymous No.20455946]

>>20450761
That cake fucks.

[Anonymous No.20455968]

>>20454797
ITTY BITTY BABBY

[Anonymous No.20455982]

>>20450758
You just know from vids like this that gluten is poison

[Anonymous No.20455991]

YELLOW SEXO

[Anonymous No.20456009]

>>20452676
Im mean he's eating a bucket of soy cream.

[Anonymous No.20456017]

>>20452058
>try to take a bite and 50 pepperonis fall off onto the table, floor, your lap and your clothes

[Anonymous No.20456027]

>>20455545
It's not. You have to disassemble it, remove those plastic supports, and peel off all that inedible shit if you actually want to eat it. Then you're just left with an absolute mess of mediocre cake scraps.

[Anonymous No.20456030]

>>20450973
I'm more of a pankochad myself for the topping, but this looks good.

[Anonymous No.20456048]

>>20451143
What's with this fucking meme blowtorch going around now? Are people too retarded to melt the cheese by putting on top of the toasted bun?

[Anonymous No.20456049]

>>20456027
I just wonder why even bother putting a cake inside of it at that point.

[Anonymous No.20456127]

>>20451950
I'd pay extra for her to spit in my bowl

[Anonymous No.20456153]

>>20450761
Y'all eat your cake with or without the shell?

[Anonymous No.20456346]

>>20456048
its because the chinese are trying to draw away attention they recieve from those videos about eating certain dogs with blowtorches ya know

[Anonymous No.20456378]

>>20452565
The breading is usually crispy enough to withstand the marinara. I don't think I've ever had soggy chicken parm even from a complete hole in the wall.

[Anonymous No.20456414]

>>20452175
Greasy shits all day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.20456422]

>>20455928

[Anonymous No.20456473]

>>20451714
kek

[Anonymous No.20456492]

>>20454445
good eye, damn

[Anonymous No.20456494]

>>20454445
Based sharingan poster.

[Anonymous No.20456551]

[Anonymous No.20456581]

[Anonymous No.20456584]

[Anonymous No.20456587]

[Anonymous No.20456591]

[Anonymous No.20456592]

[Anonymous No.20456595]

[Anonymous No.20456619]

>>20450722
Chinese knockoff cooking with a dog. Even the dog is inferior.

[Anonymous No.20456671]

>>20455492
no, garnish.

[Anonymous No.20456679]

>>20450691
It's like heck yeah but beck yeah

[Anonymous No.20456685]

>>20450720
You know of all of the meme foods on this style, this doesn't actually look bad at all mostly because he actually exercised some restraint with the cheese

[Anonymous No.20456688]

>>20456592
I like the slow reveal of the amount he drinking, from
>is that a Seagrams? what a pussy
to
>oh, he's sleeping on the floor

[Anonymous No.20456691]

>>20450761
cakenigga, I kneel...

[Anonymous No.20456694]

>>20452565
the breading is crispy and it soaks up the sauce, it rules

[Anonymous No.20456703]

[Anonymous No.20456725]

>>20450894
>cuts it
Woman.

[Anonymous No.20456758]

>>20454655
That movie was semi-autobiographical and pulled a lot from the director's own life experiences. Contemporary movies from the same time period didn't depict things as being much better, either.

[Anonymous No.20456798]

>>20456587
I want her to examine my erect penis then give me a thumbs up and a cute smile.

[Anonymous No.20456804]

>>20451143
BTFO
https://youtu.be/OfBTvLWKlZA?si=hQ-PIDbW36ki0tQt

[Anonymous No.20456810]

>>20452868
This is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen posted on this website, and I remember when someone would spam cp on /b/ years ago

[Anonymous No.20456813]

>>20456810
>someone
>one

[Anonymous No.20456883]

>>20450951
You must be a shitty chicano. Not real mexican citizen.

[Anonymous No.20456916]

>>20456804
>BTFO
>I make a better burger than gordon USING THE SAME INGREDIENTS
>makes a totally different burger but MUH FOOD SCIENCE
This dude and the long haired guy are always being shilled here though every video I've seen from both are garbage. Gordon's burger is a problem of making a 1/2 lb patty instead of 2 1/4 lb patties. Nobody wants a burger steak on a bun.
>when in australia
>no beet root on the burger

[Anonymous No.20456993]

>>20451587
>>20451844
Sorry im too late bros

[Anonymous No.20456999]

>>20456993
Misclicked

[Anonymous No.20457004]

>>20456916
It is a better burger, but him mocking the flowing yolk while insisting the burger be "juicy" is nonsense. Grease exploding out is as bad as yolk exploding out. Egg is great on a burger, but the yolk has to be jammy or hard.

[Anonymous No.20457015]

>>20456999
God bless you anon thanks

[Anonymous No.20457038]

>>20450758
>bare hands
but it doesn't look disgusting like jeets, why is that?

[Anonymous No.20457040]

>>20457038
Boobs. In India too much cooking is done by boobless people.

[Anonymous No.20457046]

>>20455019
what is an empty carb

[Anonymous No.20457048]

>>20457046
A carbohydrate delivered in a food that contains few or no other nutrients. Ideally, the food you consume sources calories alongside a range of micronutrients.

[Anonymous No.20457151]

[Anonymous No.20457162]

>>20450720
>looks pretty good
>he adds am*rican sl*ced ch**se ontop

And ruined.

[Anonymous No.20457179]

[Anonymous No.20457183]

[Anonymous No.20457187]

[Anonymous No.20457201]

[Anonymous No.20457213]

[Anonymous No.20457215]

[Anonymous No.20457217]

[Anonymous No.20457219]

[Anonymous No.20457221]

[Anonymous No.20457225]

[Anonymous No.20457243]

>>20457225
yummy ... bee vomit ...

[Anonymous No.20457250]

>>20457217
>>20457219
>>20457221
Why are you posting stuff that has nothing to do with food?

[Anonymous No.20457251]

>>20457179
>vegan bacon
>takes a big sniff
>has to quickly disguise disgust as look of amazement
kek, that shit looks like PS1 graphics.

[Anonymous No.20457253]

>>20457250

[Anonymous No.20457257]

>>20457243
You're like those faggot vegans who go "CHICKEN EGGS, YOU MEAN CHICKEN PERIODS"

To which I say give me some bee vomit and chicken period and serve it up in a fucking sheep skull, you cunt. With the sheep eyes floating in the bee vomit, cut open so the black inside the eyes is leaking out.

[Anonymous No.20457378]

>>20452865
I hope she uses a bidet

[Anonymous No.20457396]

>>20452868
I gagged.

[Anonymous No.20457572]

>>20457183
I can save her bros

[Anonymous No.20457776]

>>20450687
I would do terrible things to her like implant her belly with a parasitic creature that will silently live inside her and for 9 months slowly ruin her body only to rip her vagina open and gush out while screaming and covered in slime in a grotesque day-long marathon of mood-altering chemicals and violent muscle spasms. She would then be overwhelmed with suicide hormones and be permanently damaged in a way that would make her less attractive to others

[Anonymous No.20458176]

>>20457179
Pickle jars probably rank 1st for being hard to open. Don't know what it is with them.

[Anonymous No.20458194]

>>20457378
She does the same thing without the glass sometimes.

[Anonymous No.20458269]

>>20456595
I guess Mongolia is abundant with Brown sugar and raisins?? Never knew that!

[Anonymous No.20458306]

>>20451134
lmao

[Anonymous No.20458352]

>>20455492
It's under the cheese

[Anonymous No.20458360]

>>20450720
"cheese"

[Anonymous No.20458367]

>>20457038
racism

[Anonymous No.20458369]

>>20450761
>when a black person touches ur food
:(

[Anonymous No.20458377]

>>20452684
poor kid

[Anonymous No.20458384]

>>20450875
brother suuuuuure

[Anonymous No.20458438]

>>20451783
>milt
>Has to literally make up a word just so he doesn't feel like a faggot eating literal cum

[Anonymous No.20458447]

>>20450947
I think asians may have misinterpreted some of the finer points of lesbianism

[Anonymous No.20458450]

>>20450968

[Anonymous No.20458462]

>>20456671
Aren't you just a funnyman

[Anonymous No.20458520]

>>20451143

[Anonymous No.20458571]

>>20451107
Cmon anon, its a thing thats going to exist. I respect a good crunchy/crusty italian pizza, but my faggot paladar prefers the american floppy ones. Deep dish pizza its where they went all the way to 9th hell circle.

[Anonymous No.20458572]

>>20457179
would

the bitch, not the shitty vegan food

[Anonymous No.20458576]

>>20458520
That looks actually good

[Anonymous No.20458580]

>>20450711
A lazy eye or that camera is really close and she's focusing too heavily on it.

[Anonymous No.20458583]

>>20450720
All the fat from that minced beef will soak into the dough and it'll taste nasty. Got to pre-cook that shit.

[Anonymous No.20458586]

>>20450989
How do these things make a vacuum without sucking everything towards where the air is being removed?

[Anonymous No.20458587]

>>20458586

[Anonymous No.20458591]

>>20458576
It looks like a painting. Recipe is simple but probably well balanced and will taste good. I would accompany it with protein (fish, beef, boar...).
The thing its that that onion alone its probably half my fkin salary.

[Anonymous No.20458597]

>>20458586
It's creating a vacuum, but there's not enough air to generate the flow to move anything. You're picturing something akin to a vacuum cleaner which moves a ton of air because it's an open-ended system. This vacuum chamber moves only the air in the chamber, but draws it down to a much lower pressure. There's not enough air moving, nor is it moving fast enough, to move the twinkies.

[Anonymous No.20458598]

>>20455468
>In greece food pukes u

[Anonymous No.20458657]

>>20452356
'fraid so

[Anonymous No.20458683]

>>20456999
Blessed trips of dogsex

[Anonymous No.20458711]

[Anonymous No.20458744]

>>20458572
she cute

[Anonymous No.20458775]

>>20457038
are you retarded? Everything they touch gets cooked in a high heat, you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.20458777]

Please be considerate and stop posting videos with tiktok editing. Inflicting brain damage on unsuspecting anons isn't very nice.

[Anonymous No.20458805]

>>20450927
Seconding.

[Anonymous No.20458827]

>>20450927
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/puU7vn9uilA

[Anonymous No.20458862]

>>20455668
>>20455468
it's ezekiel's wheel

[Anonymous No.20459044]

>>20453664
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

[Anonymous No.20459121]

>>20458586
The suction is weaker than gravity

[Anonymous No.20459129]

>>20458711
I want this dynamic were I have to take care of retards
I had it for a while, keeps the bad thoughts away because I'm too busy

[Anonymous No.20459141]

>>20458450
I'm sure it tastes great but I kept getting distracted by how shit to read that font was.

[Anonymous No.20459174]

>>20450877
I thought that was a fucking man without pants

[Anonymous No.20459196]

>>20452051
At least the niglets don't have an iPad at the table, one appears to have a toy car which is rarer these days. I also wouldn't mind giving them kids a half sibling

[Anonymous No.20459304]

[Anonymous No.20459318]

>>20459304
A thought occurred to me watching this.
So I'm sure we're all aware of the girl in the back of this video and her facial expressions. We always assume that this is because she's cringing at the obvious shenanigans occurring - however, I think this may be an error of judgement.
We must consider that since she is a woman herself, the woman in the background is just as likely to engage in female shenanigans such as these.
However, notice that she is almost entirely flat-chested, while the girl who took the video has moderately large breasts.
It is my contention that the woman in the background is, in fact, simply reacting to being mogged.
Discuss.

[Anonymous No.20459321]

>>20459318
She doesn't make the face of disgust until the server places the food on the table
She is not disgusted by the shens at all, it's only until the food appears
She isn't anti-tits, she's anti gourmand

[Anonymous No.20459395]

>>20450894
>mcdonalds chesseburger is great
i thought i was the only one left on this planet

[Anonymous No.20459396]

>>20459318
How can you tell she's flat chested? Listen, I don't like her or her retarded expression that makes me want to hurt her physically but the angle makes it impossible to tell the size of her tits. she saw the amount of shit on top of those pancakes and got a little sick and couldn't express that in a better way than that sick, over the top facial expression. The heavy lady is being an idiot, sure but she doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eyes.

[Anonymous No.20459409]

>>20451001
>8 lbs of tortilla for 4 oz of filling
i dont expect it to be overflowing but wow

[Anonymous No.20459414]

>>20458360
Holy shit, explain yourselves americans.

[Anonymous No.20459416]

>>20459414
That's a chink propaganda video

[Anonymous No.20459423]

>>20450740
i went to CIA in new york almost a decade ago, like half the ppl that attend my class were doing it for leisure and never intend to work in a kitchen.

[Anonymous No.20459435]

>>20456048
It's dumb as hell. It makes the food taste like butane too. Fucking gross

[Anonymous No.20459455]

>>20457257
This guy drives forklifts! letr rip tatr chip!!

[Anonymous No.20459489]

>>20455468
Biblically Accurate Angel

[Anonymous No.20459495]

>>20456703
Zoomer Simulator 2022

[Anonymous No.20459498]

>>20459495
>physical media
>zoomer

[Anonymous No.20459503]

>>20459498
>using TikTok in any capacity
>not a zoomer

[Anonymous No.20459506]

>>20459498
zoomers are entering into their generation's Hipster Phase where they use CDs "ironically" and as some kind of status symbol

[Anonymous No.20459510]

>>20459498
CDs are for faggots and retards. Sincerely die

[Anonymous No.20459558]

>>20459318
who raped you?

[Anonymous No.20459673]

>>20451185
Ccp shill

[Anonymous No.20459712]

>>20450887
This is probably the closest that Indian 'street' food has ever come to looking edible (and it's not even really street food)... And I'd still want to pass on it
>>20451143
As an Australian, I'm offended that this is being passed off as our culture. Picrel is what it should look like and it should come from a dodgy fish and chips shop
>>20455928
"Munchie boxes" are seriously overrated. We call them snack boxes here and they're basically just all the leftovers from a Kebab kitchen thrown into a box
Great if you're drunk I guess but not worth the price most of the time
>>20452924
All these years later and I'm still no closer to understanding what the deal was with the guy on the right
>>20454655
To be fair, that clip is from "Withnail and I" and the period it's depicting is late 60s England so it's pretty accurate, especially as far as food goes. A lot of those diners had been open for decades by that point and they weren't exactly bastions of cleanliness or fine dining

[Anonymous No.20459716]

>>20459712
dude on right got out of a 5 year stint in jail with shit food

[Anonymous No.20459740]

>>20459716
Was that true, though? I always thought that was just some Redditor's attempt at being funny.
Also, the dude looks pretty well dressed for someone who just got out of jail and you don't normally see someone who is fresh out of prison rocking a professional-looking buzzcut like that one.
I'm not calling you a liar or anything, those just seem like some pretty big plot holes if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.20459745]

>>20450894
I fucking hate these 'I can make this item produced to be as cheap as possible better by using more expensive ingredients.' videos.

[Anonymous No.20459755]

>>20451015
He really swallowed a mouth full of Listerine?

[Anonymous No.20459760]

>>20457250
the snail is food if you're fr*nch

[Anonymous No.20459761]

>>20452058
I'd eat that. I'm not big on slop usually but I have a weakness for crispy pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.20459763]

>>20457179
grim

[Anonymous No.20459770]

>>20458367
how did he cut the hand holding the knife

[Anonymous No.20459783]

>>20459755
Mate, there are people out there who swallow bottles of the stuff. And not for a video either.

[Anonymous No.20459800]

>>20450752
The braille on the keypads of drivethrough-only ATMs always confused the fuck out of me as a child.

[Anonymous No.20459808]

>>20458586
you can just create a one way street for the air particles for a vacuum you don't actually have to suck on anything. Thats how higher vacuums are created

[Anonymous No.20459813]

>>20452565
You do know that you can make it not soggy, right?
The more sauce you use, and particularly if you cover it to trap the steam, the soggier it gets.
You can always use freshly hot sauce, or heat the sauce separately, then combine the chicken, sauce, and cheese to broil for a short time.

[Anonymous No.20459821]

>>20456999
Fucking kek and nice digits too

[Anonymous No.20459837]

>>20457572
>Drunk and covered in sour cream
What is there to fix?

[Anonymous No.20459904]

>>20459740
Some charities leave ex cons with nice clothes to wear to a job interview. Probably looks like some redneck construction worker where a criminal record isnt disqualifinig

[Anonymous No.20459951]

>>20459740
it's staged. there's a picture of him posing for the camera somewhere but I've had this line of dialogue so many times I don't care to find it again

[Anonymous No.20459955]

>>20458744
that's a man

[Anonymous No.20459961]

>>20450761
that's a cool cake nigga but you're still gay

[Anonymous No.20460048]

>>20456703
Oh man I'm feeling big high school vibes.

[Anonymous No.20460073]

>>20460072
>>20460072
>>20460072

[Anonymous No.20460604]

>>20452684
If I knew this person I'd call child services immediately. How have the autism police not gotten on this already

[Anonymous No.20460671]

>>20460604
please be patient

[Anonymous No.20460806]

>>20459558
It was me

[Anonymous No.20460886]

>>20459955
:)

[Anonymous No.20460962]

>>20450761
Homeboy could have been a graphic artist or something, but instead he ruins a perfectly edible cake.

[Anonymous No.20461218]

>>20460604
you'd be surprised by how badly you have to fuck up to get your kid taken away. As long as the heat is on and theres food in the cupboards they can't take your kid. It doesn't matter if the food is potato chips and donuts.

[Anonymous No.20461309]

>>20459760
thanks for reminding me that snail season has started, time to pick some of them