/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20450448]

bros

[Anonymous No.20450453]

I prefer street-wendy

[Anonymous No.20450460]

Goth Wendy would just be Wednesday

[Anonymous No.20450468]

>>20450448
Smug brat, I bet she has a cockney accent now too.

[Anonymous No.20450470]

>>20450448
ngl - i like it

[Anonymous No.20450471]

>>20450448
Very nice

[Anonymous No.20450472]

>>20450448
I hope she has a feminine penis

[Anonymous No.20450489]

>>20450448
if this increases my chances of getting cute goth pussy by even like .5% than it's worth it

[Anonymous No.20450490]

>>20450448
That is a man.

[Anonymous No.20450493]

>>20450448
she looks like touka
WOULD

[Anonymous No.20450496]

>>20450448
Absolutely bratty.

[Anonymous No.20450502]

>>20450448
Where in London

[Anonymous No.20450505]

>>20450448
LONDON

[Anonymous No.20450515]

>>20450448
Plap plap plap

[Anonymous No.20450526]

>>20450448
>The staff are all hot women that have to adhere to a strict emo/goth dress code at this location
Fucking PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.20450527]

only 15 years or so late to the party

[Anonymous No.20450601]

>>20450448
my frosty taste funny

[Anonymous No.20450613]

>>20450448
>20 years late
Why?

[Anonymous No.20450627]

>>20450527
>>20450613
Have you retards considered the state of the emo and punk movement might be different in the UK compared to wherever the hell you’re from? (Probably America/Mexico)

[Anonymous No.20450630]

>>20450627
Haven't heard anything about the emo movement in UK, what is it like, friend?

[Anonymous No.20450641]

>>20450448
She looks like she fucks older men.

[Anonymous No.20450642]

>>20450630
I don’t fucking know. Prick

[Anonymous No.20450646]

>>20450448
I like how Wendy’s beef is never frozen

[Anonymous No.20450648]

>>20450627
Have you considered not being a whiny bitch?

[Anonymous No.20450652]

[Anonymous No.20450658]

damn i want to put my penis in a burger

[Anonymous No.20450659]

>>20450627
>>20450630
Are gay boys who paint their fingernails and get an F in gym class a "movement" now? What a time to be alive. What exactly are they "moving" toward, aside from an inability to play guitar?

[Anonymous No.20450664]

>>20450658
>Miss, I just wanted a big classic combo...

[Anonymous No.20450668]

>>20450658
>steals her boots and uses them for hiking

[Anonymous No.20450672]

Emo Wendy looks like she's about to destroy Konoha and then kill herself to revive the people she just killed

[Anonymous No.20450676]

Iori Yagami has a fast food restaurant now? Cool.

[Anonymous No.20450688]

>>20450448
fucking hell, in camden?? that place really has been gentrified to all hell

[Anonymous No.20450695]

>>20450688
welcome to 1995

[Anonymous No.20450714]

>>20450448
cute
still wont be eating square burger slop though

[Anonymous No.20450741]

>>20450688
Have you never been to Camden even once? But there still is a big punk scene, even if it’s just running off fumes and tourism. Crowded shithole, but my grandma used to live there and I spent every other weekend there.

[Anonymous No.20450799]

Where have all the redheads gone?
And where are all the goths?
Where's the tomboy girl I need
To fight the modern broads?
Isn't there a schoolgirl, ideally Japanese?
Late at night I toss and turn and I dream of what I need
I need a gf
I'm holding out for a gf til the end of the night

[Anonymous No.20450801]

>>20450448
Terrible food
kino idea
I can't wait for the fanart

[Anonymous No.20450806]

>>20450801
Artists are hard at work, naturally.

[Anonymous No.20450871]

>>20450627
Boomer behind the times tries to justify being behind the times by claiming his entire country is behind the times.

[Anonymous No.20451045]

>>20450871
You ever been to Camden?

[Anonymous No.20451055]

>>20450871
The UK is behind the times. The way they talk about trans people is embarrassing

[Anonymous No.20451059]

>>20450448
They're gonna have to change this or I'm going to clog every toilet in their bathroom with cum.

I've never beaten off staring at a burger wrapper before, but these cunts force my hand.

[Anonymous No.20451061]

Isn't Wendy's blamed for popularizing if not originating the how-do-you-do-fellow-kids twitter "shitposting" thing attached to corporate names? This is just more of the same.

[Anonymous No.20451064]

>>20451061
Yes and I now want tweets from Emo Wendy.

[Anonymous No.20451068]

>>20450448
I bet she fucks like a psychopath.

[Anonymous No.20451088]

>>20450659
Effeminate gays aren't allowed to just be submissive homosexual bottoms anymore. They're being told they must actually be women instead of gay dudes.

[Anonymous No.20451090]

>>20450448
Emo is clearly an improvement. I can't say the same for the rest

[Anonymous No.20451094]

>>20451090
3 bratty redheads is too much for one man to handle.

[Anonymous No.20451194]

>>20450448
Some poor wagie is going to have to clean the spunk off of that poster every shift

[Anonymous No.20451203]

hot

[Anonymous No.20451210]

>>20451090
Never seen something as potently anti-punk as a punk wendy's logo. It almost wraps all the way back around

[Anonymous No.20451238]

>>20450658
the accent makes it hotter

[Anonymous No.20451276]

>>20451088
It was real in your head I'm sure

[Anonymous No.20451319]

>>20450489
who on earth would this increase your chances of getting pussy?

[Anonymous No.20451325]

>>20450448
Lady Tron mogs this corpo cunt

[Anonymous No.20451326]

>>20450448
>July 26, 2022
>in London
Who gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.20451333]

>>20450489
cute goth pussy dried up when the goth fad faded back into obscurity. the only goths that remain are women in their 30s-40s who haven't taken care of themselves and younger chicks who are usually a combo of fat/unattractive/mentally ill. sad state of affairs!

[Anonymous No.20451342]

>>20451325
They only like you when you're seventeen, when You're twenty one you're no fun

[Anonymous No.20451350]

>>20451325
Cute

[Anonymous No.20451384]

Gooner bros...

[Anonymous No.20451464]

>>20451325
>Lady Tron
based

[Anonymous No.20451471]

didn't know we had wendys, is it any good?

[Anonymous No.20451791]

[Anonymous No.20451816]

>>20451471
Nah.
Their beef smells like wet dog for some reason.

[Anonymous No.20451851]

we need analwendy

[Anonymous No.20451883]

>>20450799
nice

[Anonymous No.20451884]

>>20451816
I've hooked up with some goths like that before

[Anonymous No.20451981]

>>20451791
>hairy thighs

[Anonymous No.20452022]

how bout dis bitch

[Anonymous No.20452092]

>>20451333
>younger chicks who are usually a combo of fat/unattractive/mentally ill

That's what young goth chicks always were. The mentally ill ones were the hot ones.

[Anonymous No.20452102]

>>20450672
Kek

[Anonymous No.20452106]

>>20452092
a colleague of mine is in her late 40s and is still in shape and looks fairly well in the face, doesn't wear a ton of make up... unless she's going out and then goths up
her two 20ish daughters are both thin, attractive, and gothed also
so there's a few bastions of good looking goth chicks out there
when it comes to mental illness... well the girls have their heads on straight, mom can be a bit neurotic though

[Anonymous No.20452139]

>>20452106
So is there a reason you haven't fucked her and her two daughters at the same time or are you just a faggot?

[Anonymous No.20452161]

>>20452139
>or are you just a faggot?
might as well be, been married for ages

[Anonymous No.20452164]

>>20452022
Thanks for reminding me of the "memer" commercial

[Anonymous No.20452349]

>>20452164

[Anonymous No.20452443]

>>20451981
>what are freckles

[Anonymous No.20452556]

>>20451981
God I wish

[Anonymous No.20452591]

>>20452556

[Anonymous No.20453211]

>>20450448
They need to make them a disabled trans woman of color.

[Anonymous No.20453221]

>>20450448
>We changed the logo at one location
What did it cost? 50 bucks?

[Anonymous No.20453227]

>>20450460
They should make a whole team on Wendy's, one for every day of the week and each a different visual novel cliche to pander to weebd

[Anonymous No.20453402]

>>20450448
Thank god; Wendy r34 was really starting to slow down.

[Anonymous No.20453460]

>>20452591
Sup, incel.

[Anonymous No.20453654]

>>20451325
seggs

[Anonymous No.20453657]

>>20450448
she Definitely does Anal

[Anonymous No.20453660]

>>20451791
>>20451981
REalistic depiction of a british womin

[Anonymous No.20453782]

>>20453660
i need british wimiyn

[Anonymous No.20453792]

>>20453660
>>20453782
>>20451791
NEED a slag so badly bros

[Anonymous No.20453796]

>>20453792
Like a soldier in an army, or a surgeon in an operating room, these ladies got their purpose

[Anonymous No.20453802]

>>20450472
fuck off

[Anonymous No.20453877]

>>20450627
>>20450659
>>20451088
>>20450871
>>20451055
Welcome to a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.20454121]

>>20450448
>Wendy's: FUCK OUR SANDWICHES!
Fine. I was going to anyways. Not because you said so.

[Anonymous No.20454238]

>>20450448
Probably will get new porn so that cool.

[Anonymous No.20454374]

>>20450448
looks male. what we needed was goth hooters

[Anonymous No.20455621]

>>20450448
Anybody who draws or approves of pictures of people with piercings going all the way up the helix and through all the cartilage needs to be fired.

[Anonymous No.20455642]

>Continue, Brand

[Anonymous No.20455667]

Never buy from this store they don't understand if you want the freshest burger you freeze them after grounding and cook from frozen.

These stupid shits only refridgerate and a few days pass when they sit in a refrigerated truck, then a wendys refridgerator then finally ready to cook and all those days they are starting to spoil and grow bacteria on them. While freezing pretty much stops all biological development. They are literally retarded and you are getting a less than fresh burger every time they order. Fuck those idiots. This isn't the 18th century where we have to live with 58 degree ground temperature refrigeration in a cave. We can freeze our ground beef and cook them at the peak of freshness like they just were formed out of the grinder.

Airwolfing idiots.

[Anonymous No.20455695]

>>20453877
these look like two jewish boys drew the short straws at a media company internship.

[Anonymous No.20455697]

>>20453877
This is fake.

It was originally about Americans but the original articles seem to have disappeared from the internet (or at least very hard to find) Even the 'British boys' thing cannot be corroborated.

[Anonymous No.20457289]

>>20451325
I wouldn't feel comfortable eating at a place that embodies the founder's barely-disguised fetish

[Anonymous No.20457292]

>>20450448
would

[Anonymous No.20457295]

>>20450799
Fucking based
SHE'S GOTTA BE CUTE
AND SHE'S GOTTA BE TIGHT
AND SHE'S GOTTA BE RIPE FOR MY COCK

[Anonymous No.20457302]

>>20453792
LMAO
They think they're hot

[Anonymous No.20458258]

>>20450448
The west has fallen.

[Anonymous No.20458291]

>>20451981
based retard

[Anonymous No.20458312]

>>20450448
They should put a nose ring and neck tattoo on her too.

[Anonymous No.20458370]

>>20457289
you WILL eat at the tomboy robot restaurant, anon

[Anonymous No.20458374]

>>20450448
Wendy's will always be my favorite fast food. The employees always treat me like a king and they're the only spot with a woman as the logo. You get a full bag of shit for about $5 or $6. And the bathroom and air condition is free!? Count me in.

[Anonymous No.20458379]

>>20458374
>the bathroom and air condition is free
One time I asked where the Wendy's bathroom was and they told me for free. I said, "Wow, pee for free!" and the nice friendly Wendy's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you pee-for-free!".

[Anonymous No.20458380]

Beats this at least. It's somehow become a fucking chain.

Never been but apparently:
>Isn't funny, they just do easy insults
>don't follow their own rules about insults that are off limits
>shit food
>Will kick you out if you respond at all to insults

[Anonymous No.20458383]

>>20458379
Damn you almost made me spit my beer out.

[Anonymous No.20458394]

>>20453792
when did briton sluts start becoming obsessed with false eyelashes? around what decade? just curious. Is it a spill over from american culture?

[Anonymous No.20458399]

>>20458394
A good 20 years. The Essex girls thing has been around a long time.

Orange skin, fake lashes, Chelsea facelifts (very tight pony tails that stretch back the skin)

[Anonymous No.20458414]

>>20458380

Isn't this just a riff on Dick's Last Resort?

[Anonymous No.20458422]

>>20451325
Everywhere I turn there's another robot I desperately want to fuck.
Swear to christ my balls are so pent up they might as well be called Deep Blue.

[Anonymous No.20458434]

>>20458399
I noticed many of them are plump as well. What the fuck is up with that. Do male britons like fat women or someshit? It reminds me of the general mexican bodytype.

[Anonymous No.20458440]

>>20458422
chill out man

[Anonymous No.20458452]

>>20458434
Lots of these Essex girls are poor people trying to act like they're rich and high class. You usually get a few chunky ones in a group knocking back pints

[Anonymous No.20458464]

>>20458452
I must fly to the Essex area to fully understand it then. I actually find them very intriguing.

[Anonymous No.20458469]

>>20450453
For me, it's misbehaving loli Wendy.

[Anonymous No.20458482]

>>20458464
condoms, anon
do NOT rely on yourself being coherent enough to buy them at the moment of slagfuckery

[Anonymous No.20458501]

>>20458464
Just watch "The Only Way is Essex" (dubiously real half-soap-half-documentary).

Go to Southend-on-sea during a weekend during the summer for the highest concentration, nightclubs will be full of them and you'll get drunk hen parties wandering the streets. You'll possibly be the only American who has ever flied into London and decides the best place to go is Southend though.

[Anonymous No.20458524]

>>20458501
Or go to Buckingham Palace, it's chock full of slags. Too bad about that one who died in a Mercedes performing a disgusting sex act on an Arab.

[Anonymous No.20458595]

>>20457289
Only a cumbrain could look at what's clearly a jetsons-tier retrofuture design for a diner and mascot and think of fetishes.

[Anonymous No.20458596]

>>20458595
sure thing, robofucker

[Anonymous No.20458737]

>Wendy's in 2077 goth themed adult only restaurant like Hooters with sexy uniforms for employees

[Anonymous No.20458782]

I saw a girl who looked like Wendy eating at a Wendy’s and I tried to start a conversation with her about it and she got this weird look on her face and froze up. I don’t know why women are so cold these days

[Anonymous No.20458787]

>>20458595
Drop the act, I know you wanna hit that robopussy

[Anonymous No.20458790]

>>20458501
>You'll possibly be the only American who has ever flied into London and decides the best place to go is Southend though.
We are pilgrims in an unholy land...
Do you think they'd appreciate if I look like a Jersey Shore/Zyzz thing

[Anonymous No.20458891]

>>20458782
Two options
1. You are unattractive OR have debilitating autism and were not suppressing your autismsphere
2. She was a zoomer literally petrified of irl conversations because she grew up exclusively on the internet. Terminally online which lead her to having insane, pinkboccesque levels of social anxiety
If two was the case and you ARE attractive, then it's likely that she was the autist in this situation and will be cringing at herself for the rest of her life for spilling her spaghetti in front of you
In all fairness, what is MOST likely is a combination of the two (minus the part about you being attractive lol)
I think it went something like this
>h-hey, you k-know you look.. you look alot like uhh. Wendy haha! From the mascot of Wendy's! Haha? W-wait, why are you walking away? :(
I got banned for 3 weeks once for "doxxing" because I linked an anon the phone number of a wendys in Anchorage alaska and asked him to keep me updated on what was going on in fistank s2.
You guys have no idea how badly I want to cum deep inside of a redhead with big tits

[Anonymous No.20458961]

>>20450527
Nah it's making a comeback

[Anonymous No.20458967]

>>20450472
I'm imagining it right now. An adorable little cocklet with a bow tied 'round

[Anonymous No.20458971]

Bros I want to nut inside Wendy so fucking much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.20458973]

>>20450672
Good one anon

[Anonymous No.20459063]

>>20453227
I NEED tomboy Wendy

[Anonymous No.20459077]

>>20458891
3. peepee

[Anonymous No.20459086]

SI walk a lonely road

[Anonymous No.20459106]

Do you know what’s worth fighting for?

[Anonymous No.20459533]

>>20450448
i like how they still managed to keep all the occult symbolism on the logo.

[Anonymous No.20459566]

>>20450799
There's no music scene anymore so now you just get a bunch of kids making videos and playing dress up at home with cheap chink shit costumes

[Anonymous No.20459569]

>>20451464
I want to see that self insert boy getting sodomized while she watches

[Anonymous No.20459575]

>>20450448
I want her to step on me and spit in my mouth

[Anonymous No.20459579]

>>20459106
can't get the Mulan song out of my head now fuck you cunt

[Anonymous No.20459598]

>>20450448
>>20450453
>>20450460
>>20450646
>>20450652
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.20460637]

>>20458891
it's 1

[Anonymous No.20460653]

>>20450448

[Anonymous No.20460664]

>>20450448
Very depressing. The absolute state of millennials and zoomers.

[Anonymous No.20460715]

>>20458469
Childhood crush on Annika

[Anonymous No.20460722]

[Anonymous No.20460907]

>woke up
>dad brought home some wendys for me
>double baconator and fries
>doss sum chicfila sauze on dis bidge fug yeh :D
>was about to rip open the bag from the front but stopped myself cause beautiful Wendy was looking at me
>ripped the bag from the back instead
We're eating good today bros

[Anonymous No.20461237]

>>20460907
Did you cum on the bag anon?
Be honest.

[Anonymous No.20461246]

>>20458595
Even the Jetsons had the good sense to not give the robot hips and a short skirt

[Anonymous No.20461264]

>>20461237
No
I should have though

[Anonymous No.20462100]

>>20450448
>Posting "news" from 2022 about a dead trend from 2010s.
Time for your meds, gramps.

[Anonymous No.20462128]

>>20450453
what about the IRL Wendy?

[Anonymous No.20462139]

now draw her obese.

[Anonymous No.20462142]

>>20462139

[Anonymous No.20462143]

>>20451090
Wow, that's bad haha wtf.

[Anonymous No.20462148]

>>20453792
Slag sounds like such mean spirited slur. “You disgusting SLAGGGG!”

[Anonymous No.20463519]

>>20458394
These are 100% "Irish" travellers (pikeys/knackers)
t.phenotype pro

[Anonymous No.20463533]

>>20458380
Will they bully my dick fro being small haha

[Anonymous No.20463599]

>>20450448
God do I want goth wendy to peg me.

[Anonymous No.20463607]

>>20451210
Combining a globally operating, multi billion dollar franchise and "punk" is an conflict of messages to begin with

[Anonymous No.20463665]

>>20450448
looks trans to be quite honest

[Anonymous No.20463681]

>>20463607
>not realizing that "punk" was invented by a British fashion designer for strictly commercial purposes
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.20464457]

>>20459569
kys

[Anonymous No.20464694]

>>20460664
what the fuck are you then?

[Anonymous No.20464723]

>>20451325
Would

[Anonymous No.20465486]

>>20451325
loli version when

[Anonymous No.20465745]

>>20453792
Oh my what a fine selection of authentic British roses! 11/10!

[Anonymous No.20465751]

best version coming through

[Anonymous No.20465939]

>>20463681
>Umm actually the people engaging and creating a clear culture around an aesthetic isn't real because the guy who started it didn't intend that
And yet we are here posting about food on a website made for anime discussion.

[Anonymous No.20466445]

>>20465751
>off model trash