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i am the best chef in my family, however i constantly only ever eat slop when feeding myself
tonights dinner is a half cooked box of mac n cheese (impatient) and a cold hotdog snipped on top with scissors (didnt want to dirty a knife)
vs pic rel food i make when my fiance comes over

>> No.20435986

>>20435980
Yeah I just ate a fistful of potato chips today because nobody else was eating. Yesterday I made baked chicken piccata. I just don't find myself worth the effort, but I guess a psychologist would argue I'm trying to impress though around me.

>> No.20436181

wtf is hotdog snipping?

>> No.20436187

>>20435980
Only ever cook for myself. Foreveralone.jpg

>> No.20436200

>>20436187
same. no one ever wants to eat my food because my house is full of people raised on microwave food

>> No.20436223

>>20436181
It's most common in America and Semitic cultures. The reason is that it's supposedly more hygienic but there's a sizeable opposition to the practice.

>> No.20436259

>>20436223
ketchup?

>> No.20436272

>>20436181
snibedy snab

>> No.20436280
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apart from my family most of this year for work shit. i mostly drink my calories when i'm alone. except for the times i get real drunk and make like a huge batch of fajitas or a giant pot of pork green chile stew at 4 in the morning. i don't think i've ever cooked anything in this apartment before 1am. my neighbors must hate me.

>> No.20436283

>>20436280
then i like to drunk text my friends who are not vampires at 4 in the morning that i just made steaks with a pan sauce and garlic mashed potatoes and asparagus and they should come over immediately.

>> No.20436290

>>20436283
well? do they?

>> No.20436296

>>20435980
i still live with my parents because im a loser but i cook for them often. i made them burgers today and made them a corned beef roast last week. ill often make them baked goods like cookies and pies too.
id cook for friends if i had the opportunity but i don't because i always hang out at their place and no one ever comes over.

>> No.20436540

>>20436290
no. they are all sleeping, because they are responsible adults while i remain a high functioning irresponsible alcoholic. looking forward to working night shifts so i'll at least have an excuse to stay up all night and sleep all day.

>> No.20436591

>>20436296
Sounds tasty though, once you move out do you think you’ll keep up cooking or take it easier?

>>20435980
Do you not normally find food enjoyable unless you’re eating with someone else? Not fully cooked Mac with cold hotdog sounds like more than just low effort.

>>20435986
>Yeah I just ate a fistful of potato chips today because nobody else was eating
If it wasn’t for the bloating and constipation there would be periods of my life that I’d live off a bag filled with a mix of potato chips and beef jerky.

>> No.20436701

>>20435980
Why the hell would I ever cook if I wasn't going to eat it? Let other people eat their junk.

>> No.20437160

>>20436591
>Do you not normally find food enjoyable unless you’re eating with someone else? Not fully cooked Mac with cold hotdog sounds like more than just low effort.

It just feels like a waste of time and effort. If someone else is going to eat and enjoy it, it feels like it's worth doing, but if I'm only cooking for myself I could make something far simpler and be just as happy. Or just not cook at all. I'll just eat an apple and a piece of buttered bread and that'll cover my lunch for the day.

For clarity, I'm not OP, I'm this retard >>20435986

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>>20437160
You are a giving soul.