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20428679 No.20428679 [Reply] [Original]

Don't mind me just posting the best apple. No need for debates.

>> No.20428695

>>20428679
Way too big.

>> No.20428698
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20428698

for me, it's sour jerry

>> No.20428700

Not big enough for me. I can handle a huge apple

>> No.20428705

>>20428698
sour apples are best apples

>> No.20428706

i will never understand applefaggots
pears are much better

>> No.20428708

>>20428700
Apples shouldn't be that big, it's stupid Amerifat thinking.

>> No.20428712

>>20428706
golly, you're so unique and interesting

>> No.20428713

>>20428708
Real men like a big apple. Only soys like you eat the tiny apples

>> No.20428741

>>20428713
Apples aren't meant to be a meal, fatass.

>> No.20428743
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20428743

For me it's Kronprinz Rudolf.

>> No.20428746

>>20428695
fpbp

>> No.20428753

>>20428741
I snack on the biggest apples all day long

>> No.20428755

Why do any of you guys post on a cooking board? You clearly don't know anything about apples at all? Why waste everyone's time here? I don't get it.

>> No.20428757

>>20428755
I'm actually a professional

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20428761

>>20428712
applefag BTFO

>> No.20428784

>>20428706
>that one guy who ate peaches instead if apples in school unlike the rest

>> No.20428789

>>20428761
>unfortunately for you, I've already depicted myself as the wojak
Good one.

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20428797

>>20428789
nothing like a bit of self deprecating humor. all jest aside, I enjoy all froots.

>> No.20428824

>>20428679
are cosmic crisps goyslop or will you guys permit me to enjoy them?

>> No.20428834

>>20428824
sorry bro, permission denied

>> No.20428854

>>20428824
They're pretty darn good
Maybe as good as Fuji, which is the best

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20428884

obligatory braeburn post. apples were solved 70 years ago. to say otherwise is to admit that you've never eaten a braeburn.

>> No.20429198

The humble Elstar will always trump all

>> No.20429216

>>20428706
Pears would be perfect if they weren't gritty.

>> No.20429220

>>20429216
Shh you'll summon the JellyBeanAnon!

>> No.20429221

>>20428706
No they aren't. Awful texture for a fruit.

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20429230

>>20428679
For me it is the McIntosh. I like the softer texture. But it's not available as often because of the softer texture making it easier to damage and reducing shelf life. All other apples upset my stomach a little bit unless cooked.

>> No.20429231

>>20428679
I eat 2-3 apples a day, and I love honeycrisps. But I think I prefer the cosmic crisp, it has better flavor. In any case, the texture is just right for both of them.

>> No.20429240

>>20429220
w-who is that

>> No.20429250

>>20428679
honeycrisp makes the handsdown best apple cider, but for eating apples, I like Gala, Fuji, the best, maybe jonagold ranked next. Pazazz are the new honeycrisp. I expect we'll see more of them in the coming years.

>> No.20429314

>>20428712
Does that mean applefags are NPCs?

>> No.20429934

Boskoop, fuck off with your DRM apples

>> No.20430103

>>20428679
I just rotated one of these in my head guys
It was photorealistic

>> No.20430111

>>20430103
did you suppose you would be hungry?

>> No.20430120

>>20430111
But I did eat an apple this morning.

>> No.20430160

>>20428679
Honeycrisp is good.
But my favorites are Envy (wonderfully sweet complex flavor) and Pazazz (ungodly juicy and crisp)

>> No.20430162

>>20428884
Braeburn used to be my favorite 10+ years ago. But now they hardly sell them anywhere anymore. And the quality was not reliable.

>> No.20430169

>>20428741
Just how much of a manlet are you that a big apple counts as a meal? I know europeans are short and malnourished, but I didn't know it was that bad

>> No.20430413

>>20430169
Apples shouldn't be the size of a baby's head, fatass. How much sugar do you need?

>> No.20430565

>>20430103
I rotated your mum in my bed last night
It was sexual

>> No.20430575

>>20428824
They're way too sweet and way too big, I only go for granny smith apples.

>> No.20431001

>>20428679
I am an oldfag who has bad front teeth so I can no longer eat apples like a normal person. I have to use a paring knife to cut pieces off. Don't weep for me, for soon it will happen to you.

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20432272

>>20428679
Gonna be Big McIntosh for me partner. Eeyup

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20432281

>>20428679
As a certified Washington nigga, Fuji is king.

>> No.20432372

Glad to see red delicious cucks got bullied off the board for good

>> No.20432429

pears > apples

>> No.20432461

>>20429240
He's a candy fiend...

>> No.20432495

>>20432272
Based former MLP enjoyer

>> No.20432610

>>20428695
okay twink.

>> No.20432623

>>20428824
They're actually pretty good. The first time I had it I was pretty underwhelmed, but that's because the hype was kind of ridiculous for a while and I didn't really understand what the Cosmic Crisp was actually supposed to be. It's a replacement for Red Delicious: super consistent, doesn't blemish easily, keeps well all year. The difference of course is that it is actually delicious. The flavor isn't anything special, very much a traditional apple taste. But it's always super crisp, always has a bit of tang, and always sweet. It's just good.

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20434034

>>20428824
>>20429314
>SweeTango
>Cosmic Crisp
>Pazzazz
>EverCrisp
>SugarBee
>SnapDragon
>WildTwist
Didn't know there were so many Honeycrisp hybrids.
Bet the suits regret not trademarking Honeycrisp.
In fact, there's a naming contest for a new hybrid:
https://wsu.edu/wa64contest/

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20434039

>>20428824
>>20429934
>SweeTango
>Cosmic Crisp
>Pazzazz
>EverCrisp
>SugarBee
>SnapDragon
>WildTwist
Didn't know there's so many Honeycrisp hybrids.
Bet the suits regret not trademarking Honeycrisp.
In fact, there's a naming contest for a new hybrid:
https://wsu.edu/wa64contest/

>> No.20434101

>>20428679
McIntosh for me thx.

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20434136

>>20428679
is there any person who loves golden delicious aka the worst fucking apple on planet Earth?

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20434143

>>20428679
Objectively the best fruit

>> No.20434214

>>20434136
they are good for pies

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20434338

Pink Lady's are nice

>> No.20434893

>>20432272
came here looking for obscure references, I am pleased

>> No.20434903

>>20428679
man these are really hit or miss
sometimes a whole gaggle of them are top tier delicious and other times they taste like tonic water

>> No.20435092

>>20434903
Yep. This is why I can't consider Honeycrisp a top-tier apple even if the good ones are great. Just way too inconsistent, and they're absolutely awful when they're bad.

>> No.20435106

>>20435092
while this could be the case with any apple and singling out honeycrisp may be unfair, I will say I've never EVER had a bad granny smith
Fuji's are pretty inconsistent too

>> No.20435144

Royal Gala all the way.
>>20428706
If they're firm they're shit, but if they're soft pears go good too.

>> No.20435224

>>20434338
You sir are my negro and have excellent taste

>> No.20435237

My favorite apple is from the heirloom tree in my yard, it’s some hybrid I don’t know. Light green and a nice crunch every bite.