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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.20421436

>>20421409
ew wtf
anyway do you think any of these national geographic guys ever have sex with like, if theres a really hot malnourished village chick

>> No.20421456

>>20421436
You think they go over there for the food?
They fuck those village hoes constantly, man.

>> No.20421465

>>20421456
what do you think happens to the kids?
I mean obviously theyre not using contraceptives, what would they care if she gets prego

>> No.20421755

>>20421465
They obviously wear condoms when fucking in the AIDS capital of the world

>> No.20421761

>>20421409
wtf? i thought they were going to put the egg over a fire and make something like a soft boiled egg, but no...wtf is that? they've gotta be trolling...

>> No.20421769
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>> No.20421803

>>20421761
they need the shell to store water, and yea they're trolling because they don't eat like that anymore, it's a gimmick for tourists and you can see pots and pans hanging in the back

>> No.20421806

>>20421409
100% fake

>> No.20421813

>>20421803
Thread ruined

>> No.20421866

>>20421803
yeah they just make fun of racist crackers lmaooo like they don't even live naked all the time, just to fool tourists and cameras

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>>20421409
I made ramen ice cream (well... slushy) in my ninja creami. it sucked

>> No.20422267

>>20422259
Ah sweet, man made horrors beyond comprehension.

>> No.20422316

>>20421409
Anybody got the Ja/ck/ corndog webm?

>> No.20422321

>>20421409
>animal planet
>shows a bunch of black people
Fucking based

>> No.20422431

>>20422316
Well I guess I'll start a folder so I have something to post when he dies next winter from salmonella.
Screencap this.

>> No.20422445

250,000 years of modern human history and they are still cooking in the dirt

>> No.20422446
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>>20421409
>pots hanging in background

>> No.20422459

>>20421436
only women think about sex this often.
tits or gtfo.

>> No.20422475

>>20421409
I wonder if these people would enjoy Aunt Myrna's cheese salad

>> No.20422502

>>20422431
When salmonella enters Jacks body, it gets sick, not the other way 'round. Jack's is love, Jack's life.

>> No.20422586

>>20421755
what is even the point of going all the way to 'frica to fuck with a rubber, I don't think they really give a shit
>>20422459
no u

>> No.20422592

>>20421769
based

>> No.20422660

>>20422446
yes shit like this is literally done for the performance of it

>> No.20422675

>>20422431
legends never die

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>>20424140
I'm going to guess this place isn't going to sell me a cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake.

>> No.20424281

>>20424156
>The egg turdinator

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>>20424140
I dunno if this is much worse than me dropping a live and conscious lobster in boiling water

>> No.20424295

>>20424288
It's better. Slamming it on the table knocked it unconscious or even killed it pretty quickly. I'm not sure how long a lobster lives in boiling water but it's probably longer than it took for the frog to stop feeling pain.

>> No.20424297

>>20422259
How much does one of those cost?
That looks like a common man's PacoJet and I sure can't afford the real thing.

>> No.20424303

>>20424295
Is dropping lobsters in boiling water that bad? I mean, they're basically sea bugs. Do they suffer? Should I kill them in some other way before?

>> No.20424348

>>20424303
I think every animal probably experiences some form of discomfort and it should be minimized.

Electrical stunning is probably the most humane way, but obviously you need special equipment for that. Other than that, there's no definite answer.

People say splitting the head with a knife is quickest, but some say they don't have a brain like we do and it might not stop them from feeling pain. Some people say sedating them in the refrigerator or freezer is okay because it basically puts them to sleep, it doesn't hurt them since they've evolved to live in cold water. Some say because of the brain thing, boiling might be most humane. And some say holding them upside down for a short amount of time causes them to pass out and then tossing them into boiling water will kill them while they're still unconscious.

Personally I think just tossing them into boiling water probably isn't the most humane method. And since we can't definitely say which of the others are best, you should probably just do whichever one you're most comfortable with and can reliably do without stressing it out.

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>> No.20425294

kys faggot

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>> No.20425309

why do you do this?

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>>20425309
I like ck webm threads

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>> No.20425329

>>20425324
but we dont like you or your stale webms

>> No.20425350

>>20425279
>wino anglo skank >:(
>beer addicted nipponic qt3,14 :o
Post that one with the japanese drunk girl

>> No.20425440

>>20425324
But you post the same shit every time.

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>>20425440
Thats what generals are for I dont get made at the anon that posts egg man

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>> No.20425671

>>20425588
source?

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>> No.20425807

I hope you die you faggot

>> No.20426229

>>20425607
I like how the fn implies the left one is the republican, contrary to popular stereotype.

>> No.20426328

>>20426229
Democrats are hardworking blue collar men Republicans are rich soyboys

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>> No.20426338

>>20421456
kek

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>> No.20426343

>>20425657
yjk

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>> No.20426512

>>20426345
This is the kind of girl that will age like SHIT in 5 years and end up fat as fuck. Regardless, I would still drape those knockers in some THICK ropes of cum without a second thought.

>> No.20426548

>>20426339
a fool's bite @ 0:46

>> No.20426552

>>20425315
i dont tip and that faggot would be going up 3 flights of stairs

>> No.20426566

>>20426548
what is a fools bite

>> No.20426577

>>20426512
shes already fat as fuck

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improving this shit ass thread

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>> No.20427090

>>20427078
why ypipo put on blush before eatin they beef

>> No.20427128

>>20427049
Needs more sugar.

>> No.20427133

>>20425283
moar

>> No.20427138

>>20427078
>whole stick of butter for a steak
do british people really

>> No.20427195

>>20425580
We recently had a thread without (You) in it, was pretty fun.
>>20416337

>> No.20427236

>>20427195
>no WEBM Chad
>thread dies after 70 posts

>> No.20427294

It's funny, the same asshole seems to post the same hundred videos. And here I thought I had no life.

>> No.20427333

>>20427138
butter is fucking fine it's unhealthy rep is overblown and pushed by vegetable oil companies.

>> No.20427395

>>20427333
Something can be healthy and it can also be possible to have too much.

>> No.20427475

>>20427395
Not water. Not oxygen.

>> No.20427497

>>20425637
fuck I havent seen this for years and I think I cringed just as hard as I did the first time I saw it

>> No.20427500

requesting the one where its some hipster restaurant and they are just slamming chalky powdery shit on the table

most pretentious shit ive ever seen

>> No.20427508

>>20427032
I guess that's mineral hot spring water

>> No.20427511

>>20427395
yeah and calling that a "whole" stick is completely overblown

>> No.20427512

>>20425350
Not making a webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO484lp33q8&t=6
nihon no arukoru wa sugoi ne !

>> No.20427544

>>20425308
Bad mother

>> No.20427559

>>20427475
Drinking too much water kills you by hyponatremia. This is what kills the retards at raves.

>> No.20427563

>>20425588
Bros....she's perfect. I can deal with the farts.

>> No.20427598

>>20427475
>>20427559
>Breathing 100 percent oxygen at normal pressure can cause acute oxygen poisoning, which can lead to all sorts of symptoms, including: Fluid in the lungs, hyperventilation or labored breathing. Chest pains, mild burning on inhalation and uncontrollable coughing (sometimes with blood)
Eating too much butter won't kill you but it'll probably give you a bit of diarrhea (diarrhea is bad)

>> No.20427655

>>20422459
Other than nymphos women don't really think about sex very often, except as a tool or a social act.

>> No.20427688

>>20425292
Was everyone an alcoholic in the 40s? So many scenes of a guy crying at the sight of beer for the first time in forever. Useless drunks

>> No.20427690

>>20426577
>I only date women with a bmi of -2
Get a life loser

>> No.20427695

>>20427688
Yeah it was sort of like when they first legalized weed and everyone went crazy and lined up around the block and it pretty much insta-killed the "duuuude weeeeed duuuuude" culture as well as the "reeeee junkies reeeee" crying because everyone just got over the novelty in about a week

>> No.20427698

>>20427690
It's ok to eat less bertha. You're not going to die if you skip dessert

>> No.20427718

>>20425283
cute

>> No.20427992

>>20427695
>>20427688
That is from a war movie anon dude had been on a submarine for 8 months or something

>> No.20428212

>>20425306
what are they eating?

>> No.20428294

>>20428212
fish with chopped onion

>> No.20428330

>>20421409
Simple. Rustic.

>> No.20428343

>>20425306
The "Beware of the seagulls, THEY ATTACK" sign is the most kino part about this

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>>20428212
Pickled herring

>> No.20428474

>>20424140
>this kills the frog.

>> No.20428511

>>20425325
When was Whoopi Goldberg stacked like that

>> No.20428527

>>20425652
YESSSS LAWD
SMELL IT THRU DA PHONE

>> No.20428567

>>20427655
LOL

>> No.20428614

>>20421409
>>20421761
>hey, we heard your tribe cooks these eggs in the sand
>not really
>we'll give you like fifty bucks to film it
>done

>> No.20428674

>>20425292
>>20427688
>>20427992
Ice Cold in Alex, set in Egypt during WWII. The main character literally is an alcoholic, the whole film is about them evacuating across the desert to Alexandria with him motivating himself with the dream of a cold beer.

>> No.20428885

>>20425637
Jesus fucking Christ, I haven’t cringed this hard in like ever

>> No.20428904

>>20426512
I love how the girl in the back cringes as she sees the food the dumb bitch ordered

>> No.20428943

>>20428346
looks like verse maatjes aka raw and not pickled

>> No.20428991

>>20428674
neat thanks anon

>> No.20429096

>>20425293
>he can't see the phone
shitok is such a stupid thing.

>> No.20429104

>>20425633
damn post op elon looking good

>> No.20429107

>>20421409
the heat of the dirt cooks the egg

>> No.20429115

>>20421866
Yes. And those huts are actually skyscrapers and everything turns into wakanda once the racist whites leave

>> No.20429343

>>20425652
WHAT COUS' SAY?
IF YOU AIN'T SNEEZIN', IT AIN'T SEASONED

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>> No.20429884

>>20429880
Adorbs

>> No.20429885
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>>20429903
wage cage

>> No.20429998

>>20424156
I should call her..

>> No.20430005

>>20424156
>ASS brand sauce

>> No.20430007

>>20429903
Try to unionize and I'll put a stick into the devices rotors

>> No.20430012

>>20429901
>But unseasoned pickles
>Add seasoning

>> No.20430022

>>20425316
unreal

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>> No.20430026

>>20430024
before
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after

>> No.20430033

>>20425590
I should call her

>> No.20430053

>>20426336
I can't believe he put on 200lbs for this role man

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>>20421409
a challenger appears

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>>20426345

>> No.20430083

>>20424303
ive seen chefs slice their heads down the center to kill before boiling.

>> No.20430095

>>20421769
Staged lmao

>> No.20430096

>>20427698
See you say that, but like... sounds like some bullshit.

>> No.20430109

>>20429903
I think this is because he has a prosthetic leg?

>> No.20430125

>>20425325
Not into black girls and I don't find this one particularly attractive but I would love to just snuggle up on her huge tits and fall asleep on them. Probably suckle on them a bit but really just being hugged up next to them would be great

>> No.20430214

>>20429882
based creme poster

>> No.20430232

>>20429903
swinging that big pot around looked a lot more dangerous

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>> No.20430284

>>20430239
What the fuck was he making

>> No.20430285

>>20430284
maybe peanut brittle

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>> No.20430306

>>20430284
perfection

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>>20425282
I secretly suspect one of the real reasons they do this is because meat products throw off drug sniffing dogs.

>> No.20430322

>>20430319
I think most drug dogs are trained to ignore food and only mark for drugs

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>>20425282
>>20430319
i think the dogs only sniff for street drugs as well
you could load up prescriptions to the brim and walk on fine and easy

>> No.20430341

>>20430322
>>20430324
But why bother training your dog to avoid meat products if you want to search for them anyway?

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>> No.20430351

>>20426351
The state of AI video has me boggled. I don't know what's real anymore. Is this video proof garloids are real or some generated video?

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>> No.20430361

>>20430319
Animal products are much more likely to spread severe diseases that are dangerous to people. Nobody wants someone importing HIV bushmeat or avian flu chicken.

>> No.20430365

>>20430351
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus

>> No.20430372

>>20430361
People are already good enough at doing that themselves. Realistically, what's a bigger hazard, the guy that's made of meat or the packaged sausage he brought as a snack?

>> No.20430442

>>20430372
What, are you dumb? Livestock is much more likely to catch a disease from the flesh of its own kind than from a human. Interspecies transmissions are disaster scenarios.

>> No.20430452

>>20429885
Need a name bro please her IG tiktok cashapp anything

>> No.20430455

>>20430452
She doesn't have one. It's a guy showing off his wife.

>> No.20430456

>>20425293
This is fake but is some bitch actually tries this the real answer to the shittest is to swap the plates and tell her if she complains or doesnt finish you'll smash it over her fucking head

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>> No.20430461

>>20425315
If thaf were my delivery "guy" I would full sprint up to him, tackle him to the ground, and take my (generous) 5$ tip right back out of his pocket
Then I would shit on his face while calling management to get him fired for "unprofessional behavior"

>> No.20430475

>>20429901
I want to see those stupid exaggerated facial expressions while having sex with her and cumming on her glasses if you know what I mean

>> No.20430476

>>20430025
Lies
He escaped
He's still running to this day

>> No.20430487

>>20429885
ABSOLUTELY disgusting.I am 3 day fast and I still wont eat the shit that she is cooking

>> No.20430491

>>20430461
You can't do that anymore because they're independent contractors, not employees. Even though they don't have a registered business.

>> No.20430507

>>20430491
Fine.
I'll still do the first part of my post up until and including where I shit down his throat

>> No.20430512

>>20430024
Me escaping the non-racist table (I'm very racist, so I don't belong there)

Someone please make this into a gifcaption webm for me thank you

>> No.20430519

>>20430512
>I'm very racist
You have to go back.

>> No.20430520

>>20430519
Where? I've always been here
?

>> No.20430563

>>20430519
ywnfi

>> No.20430577

>>20427512
I need to find her, she's just like me

>> No.20430670

>>20424140
>blended frog

>> No.20430695

>>20427655
>except as a tool or a social act
so 24/7

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>>20425566
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>>20426345
not only the same webm but also in the same order?!?!?! seriously is it done by a bot or something??? excluded the rest bcs theyre all the same

>> No.20430815

>>20422586
I think they rather not get aids or anything else

>> No.20430823

>>20422459
>>20427655
the duality of incel

>> No.20430828

>>20430779
first time on 4chan kid?

>> No.20430832

>>20430828
>Islamanon
You couldn't slam your way out of a wet paper bag!

>> No.20430885

>>20430442
>Livestock is much more likely to catch a disease from the flesh of its own kind than from a human
So what, you're taking that packaged sausage and feeding it to a pig?
I don't get it.

>> No.20430910

>>20430823
I'm not an incel. I've ghosted or put a couple chicks (and dudes) in the friend zone. Maybe I was never mature enough to handle a real relationship. We'll never know. I chose to post on 4chan instead or chasing tail.

It softens the blow a little bit that the women I cut ties with have since become generic soccer moms.

I think I'd be a good dad though.

>> No.20430911

>>20424140
>pepe smoothie

>> No.20430925

>>20430910
>I think I'd be a good dad though
Probably not. These sorts of insecurities that preclude one from creating and maintaining a healthy intimate relationship tend to get passed on and imprinted into raised children.

>> No.20430998

>>20430360
CHONK for chanko

>> No.20431003

>>20430491
You can still bitch to door dash and they will shitcan the bad waggie

>> No.20431005

>>20430779
Its from my ck folder

>> No.20431180

>>20430360
looks pretty good, might not eat as much as sumo wrestler tho

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not webm, but i don't even care

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>>20431213

>> No.20431379

>>20430319
nah its because 3rd worlders try to bring baboon meet into singapore

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>>20425308
she cute

>> No.20431453

>>20429903
Man is literally cooking on an over the top office chair.

>> No.20431458

>>20429901
>vegan bacon
God that looks disgusting

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>>20431458

>> No.20431563

>>20431464
So many rednecks are just speedrunnning heart attacks

>> No.20431576

>>20425280
mommy?

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>>20425315
bitch you drove down the street, you aint make the food.

>> No.20431708

>>20429903
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me

>> No.20431718

>>20430024
I like my meat rare, but this is ridiculous!!!

>> No.20431723

>>20431597
the tips mostly go to the waiter/waitress not the cook/chef

>> No.20431815

>>20431216
is it good tho? i want some

>> No.20431844

>>20425308
Part of the reason so many families give up on cooking at home is they they start right in the deep end, they make this dumb, overly complicated "healthy" food (read: low in caloric value, high in antioxidants and other useless meme nutrients that kids don't need) that their kids not only hate but physically have trouble eating. Just make fucking meat-and-potatoes, there is a reason that's what everyone made before we got used to having fast food restaurants on every corner.

>> No.20431847

>>20425316
That looks delicious

>> No.20431863

>>20430779
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.20431883
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I really need the webm of a recipe, with a half second of two dogs 69ing inserted in the middle of the webm

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>>20425329
Fresh OC hot off the press

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>> No.20432117

>>20432067
this is what anime does to people

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>>20421456
Ahh yes, splendid! Good afternoon, lads! I'm Head Adventurer William P. Connolly, Esquire! Welcome, to the Super Adventure Club!

>> No.20432137

>>20431005
please stop posting the same videos every time

>> No.20432139

>>20432137
You don't get to the next level until you crack the code.

>> No.20432145

>>20432139
ill watch wsg food videos instead. at least they have sound

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>>20432145
tell jap moot to enable sound on all boards I would love to have audio in my work

>> No.20432218

>>20432137
cool it with the anti-elderly remarks

>> No.20432237

>>20432177
Go to hell, soundfag.

>> No.20432253

>>20429115
Dont be retarded anon. They turn into mansions.

>> No.20432620 [DELETED] 

I didn't know Knorr made wine as well

>> No.20432883

>>20429885
>>20430452
>using a spoon with a plastic handle to cook
She's poisoning her husband with micro plastic in his food.
Bad wife.

>> No.20432893

>>20430026
It's not even the same animal you dumb American.

>>20430476
Based escapade enjoyer.

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>>20432883
>She's poisoning her husband with micro plastic in his food.

>> No.20432903

>>20431563
You don't know how food works apparently.

>> No.20433380

>>20432137
but post the webm of a recipe, with a half second of two dogs 69ing inserted in the middle of the webm

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>> No.20433444

>>20425316
"Well, at least it can't get any wor- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

>> No.20433609

>>20425623
lmao

>> No.20433617

>>20425288
>ckjanny.webm

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>> No.20433626

>>20433624
i don't get it

>> No.20433634

>>20429903
>jesse we have to cook

>> No.20433640

>>20427072
What the fuck is wrong with anglos

>> No.20433643

>>20429901
>A tiktok video in response to a tiktok video
Jesus that site was a mistake.

>> No.20433646

>>20430287
Cool process but half the popcorn is burnt to shit.

>> No.20433649

>>20430442
>You can't bring in that steak because it'll magically end up being eaten by a cow
>Yes, you can come in with Covid-19, H1N1 and Sars

>> No.20433714

>>20433624
what is this supposed to be about

>> No.20433725

>>20433626
>>20433714
think he ate too much at a buffet place like the filename suggests

>> No.20433737

>>20433725
You can't filename explain your webm posts in 2024 because 85% of people are viewing from their phone.

>> No.20433740

>>20433725
but it looks like he filmed it by himself in his kitchen and he's acting, poorly

>> No.20433746

>>20428212
Maatjes haring. Dutch thing

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>>20433737
But you can see filenames from the phone too. You just have to press under the clip where the filesize is and it will pop up the filename.

>> No.20433751

>>20430779
This entire website is mostly bots, there's no point in having captchas in the first place because of how easily they can be circumvented.

>> No.20433757

>>20433751
Are you saying that pressing on a checkbox a few times then waiting a full minute before solving the captcha could be achieved by anything but a human?

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>>20433751
that old webm spammer is the wurst of them all. he should get some new content

>> No.20433785

>>20430475
>if you know what I mean

No, I don't really understand what you mean.

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>>20433737
>phone posting with a web browser

>> No.20433958

>>20424140
no person can possibly enjoy this, why not use fruits?? any milk like coconut? eggs? nuts and seeds??? but frogs? who the fuck looks at frogs and thinks "hmmm this critter must be nice blended to a paste"? I am baffled

>> No.20433966

>>20424348
animals eat each other in the most horrible ways, and while the prey is pretty much alive usually. why caring so much about a lobster discomfort, they can't even feel pain
discomfort is part of life

>> No.20433978

>>20425279
WHAT A LIFE

>> No.20434166

>>20433966
Even if you don't care about the lobster feeling pain, a stressed animal provides lower quality meat.

>discomfort is part of life
So is trying to minimize discomfort.

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>>20427475
>not water
there are even gaming related stories for this

>> No.20434645

>>20433958
>who the fuck looks at frogs and thinks "hmmm this critter must be nice blended to a paste"?
asians

>> No.20434701

>>20433737
>>20433747
what kind of shit-ass shit is this?
just install chrome on your phone you fucking jackasses.
it's literally free and runs better than the phones built in "browser".

>> No.20434713

>>20432177
yes.
just imagine how insufferable /pol/ would become.
>inb4 "become"
>>20432237
you may eat shit, anon.

>> No.20434750

>>20434701
But that's the Chrome browser app I'm using in the screenshot. If you mean why it doesn't look like in the desktop mode? Fuck that shit, mobile is for mobile mode and PC for desktop.

>> No.20434825

>>20432903
considering oreos to be food means you don't even know what food is.

>> No.20434833

>>20430925
>insecurities
where?

>> No.20434882

>>20434833
The self described perception of being unable to handle "real" relationships and ulimately ghosting/friendzoning others is indicative of an avoidant style of attachment, which tends to be rooted in deep insecurities about ones worth and shame, keeping others from getting too close to not get hurt again.

Of course it's not possible to gauge too much from a single short anonymous basket weawing forum post, but these sort of things aren't too uncommon.

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guys seriously does no one remember the webm of the cooking sliced with two dogs doing a 69? ;-;