/ctg/ Coffee Time General

[Anonymous No.20394870]

Thread for discussing coffee and coffee-related topics

Targeted Individual Edition

If you're new or confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz

If you're old and confused, make any youtube videos lately?

Previous thread: >>20372717

[Anonymous No.20394873]

>>20394870
FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE!

[Anonymous No.20394877]

>>20394870
'SPRO
OUT
MY
ASS

[Anonymous No.20394891]

>>20394870
as i thought
its a wall mounted pressure cooker
not exactly the same as an oven and not something that would be immediately obvious to 99% of people

[Anonymous No.20394895]

>>20394891
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combi_steamer

[Anonymous No.20394916]

>>20394895
i dont know why you linked that

[Anonymous No.20394957]

>>20394916
it's a combi steamer
let me know if there's anything else I can help with

[Anonymous No.20394972]

>>20394957
its a pressurised vessel used for cooking
its a wall mounted pressure cooker
look up combi steamer and all of them look like some variation of this
and i dont remember asking you for help with anything

[Anonymous No.20394983]

>>20394972
>its a wall mounted pressure cooker
it is a combination steam-convection
ovens that expand upon standard convection ovens in that they can also generate conventional moist steam or superheated steam and are capable of shifting between cooking modes automatically during the cooking process

Miele DGD 7035 is a combi steamer

https://www.miele.be/nl/e/drukstoomoven-met-aansluiting-voor-vers-water-en-waterafvoer-dgd-7035-roestvrij-staal-met-cleansteel-11168480-p

i'm happy to help

i cannot understand it for you though

[Anonymous No.20394986]

>>20394983
you didnt read my comment
i accept your concession anon :)

[Anonymous No.20394999]

>>20394986
wait you are unironically mentally ill

my bad you are absolutely right

[Anonymous No.20395118]

>>20394891
I was wondering this too. I thought it was a safe at first for precious beans perhaps. I locked myself out of the new house tonight and I was very concerned I would have to camp in the yard and buy my coffee in the morning

[Anonymous No.20395136]

>>20391836 #
>v60
I go back and forth between a V60 and a Chemex, depending on how much I'm making. I used to see V60 in every coffee shop, now it seems like they're all using Kalita Waves or Clever Drippers or something.
I have a big stockpile of the older, thinner filters, so maybe I'll switch when they run out.
What grinder did you get, anon? I've found that, just after the beans, to have the most noticeable impact on brew quality and flavor

[Anonymous No.20395389]

first 'spo this week. Will see how it affects my RHR, my RHR dropped by 5 BPM this week so far...

I'm thinking about buying some low quality beans for iced coffee [will probably be drinking it with a little bit of milk and/or simple syrup]. Should I do them as cold brew or as iced americanos?

[Anonymous No.20395397]

>>20395389
Expresspo?

[Anonymous No.20395470]

bros, she keeps growing

[Anonymous No.20395475]

>>20395470
soon...

[Anonymous No.20395491]

>>20395470
>>20395475

[Anonymous No.20395505]

>>20395470
Middle aged women will balloon up unless they have a husband or friends that nag them about their weight.

[Anonymous No.20395508]

>>20395505
her husband is even fatter
i think its some feeder shit

[Anonymous No.20395512]

>>20395505
bro, she's 25yo

[Anonymous No.20395513]

>>20395512
thats a rough 25

[Anonymous No.20395524]

>>20395512
If you're past grad school, you're middle aged.
wtf she's younger than me, I assumed she was a millennial hag

[Anonymous No.20395530]

>>20395512
defo full cait sized by 30

[Anonymous No.20395597]

>>20395470
The price of fame.

[Anonymous No.20395636]

How long does it take you guys to make your morning coffee?
I got an espresso machine which I use a lot throughout the day, but I can't be fuckin bothered with a whole latte and cleanup process first thing in the morning instead of just heating up some milk in the microwave before stirring in some instant coffee.

[Anonymous No.20395646]

>>20395512
thats even worse

[Anonymous No.20395676]

its here bros. reserve yours now!
https://fellowproducts.com/products/aiden-precision-coffee-maker

[Anonymous No.20395678]

>>20395636
including grinding?
hmm
(time is rough and not exact but close enough)
5 minute setup
5 minutes to grind(weighing + rdt + dosing + hand grinding)
i set to kettle to boil before i start the grind process so its done by the time the coffee is ground
then for moka idk 2-3 minute brew? i dont time it but thats what it feels like
a larger dose will result in a longe brew or depends on the beans or grind size or how they are roasted or how fresh the beans are can all affect the time to brew so i just make sure my procedure is correct so the coffee will be good in the end and the time just isnt that important
and then a minute for milk
5 minutes for clean up
but i dont usually do everything one after the other like that
because im doing other shit at the same like making breakfast or just other stuff that needs to be done in the morning and i do it when i think of it so i wont forget
so from beginning the coffee making process to me sitting down to eat and drink my coffee its like 40-50 minutes

[Anonymous No.20395694]

>>20395676
i cant wait for Hoffmann to rip this thing apart

[Anonymous No.20395711]

my girlfriend steals Jamacian blue mountain coffee for me from work
as a chef I don't really give a shit about coffee as I just see it as a caffeine administration tool but it's pretty nice
anyway I just found out that Japan imports the majority of the stock year after year and wanted to share this information here

[Anonymous No.20395725]

>>20395636
Just timed it. 3 minutes. 90 seconds to dose, grind and prep the puck, 30 seconds to pull the shot, 60 seconds to cleanup and add ice and water.

[Anonymous No.20395730]

>>20395725
didnt ask

[Anonymous No.20395738]

>>20395730
Cope

[Anonymous No.20395763]

>>20395678
>40-50 minutes
lol

[Anonymous No.20395769]

>>20395763
you didnt read my post
go back and read it
and then hang yourself
:)

[Anonymous No.20395778]

Fellow's back at it again, how are they gonna fuck this one up?

[Anonymous No.20395783]

>>20395778
common issues of their kettles are the panels and heating elements malfunctioning so that

[Anonymous No.20395784]

>>20395769
off your meds again?
weird cope but ok

[Anonymous No.20395789]

>>20395784
gave you are a chance but you are going back into the filter
bye :)

[Anonymous No.20395795]

>>20395636
~8minutes if my kettle is full. I can turn on my flair58 heater from bed so that cuts time. Turn on kettle, pick beans, grind, wet bottom paper, transfer grounds to basket, quick wdt+tamp, top paper+screen, pull shot, purge water from puck, eject puck, wipe basket, enjoy. Subsequent shots are a bit quicker since the water is still hot. If I feel like a pourover instead I can shit while the kettle comes up to temp.

[Anonymous No.20395831]

>>20395795
>>20395725
>>20395678
And I thought my 4 minute latte on my single boiler was too much and that I could get it to 2:30-3 minutes by buying a dual boiler…

[Anonymous No.20395854]

>>20395831
It is definitely possible if you use bean cellars and don't spend a lot of time on WDT.

[Anonymous No.20396036]

>>20395636
Like five minutes for an americano maybe

[Anonymous No.20396315]

>>20395636
i try not to worry about it
stress bad, coffee good [:

[Anonymous No.20396381]

>>20396315
coffee increases cortisol levels though

[Anonymous No.20396458]

>>20394870
Are coffee prices rising?

[Anonymous No.20396471]

>>20396458
Prices of literally everything are rising

[Anonymous No.20396482]

>>20396458
nah trader joes coffee is like $9 a bag. it's just the coffee industry has becoming a scam to pay off anthropology majors' student loans because 99% of people "into" coffee are homos with septum piercings and lame ass tattoos nowadays.
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.20396486]

>>20395636
Five minutes w/milk, maybe 2-3 for a 'cano. I used to be like you with my machine but every morning (unless I really don't have time) I now make a "real" coffee. If I feel like instant (I am a sucker for Jarrah) I have it in the 'noons when I've been doing things all day and don't want a real caffeine injection before trying to unwind at night. Microwaving milk gives me the ick big time.

[Anonymous No.20396818]

I kept reading people say the bambino can't do lighter roasts but I just pulled a shot of washed anaerobic colombian and it was one of the best shots of espresso I've had, very fruity with a touch of vanilla.

[Anonymous No.20396850]

>>20396471
No need to thank me. I can count on your vote in November right? This is a referendum on democracy and if you vote for the person I don't want you to that is undemocratic.

[Anonymous No.20396864]

>>20395636
Around 10 minutes, 5 of prep, boiling water, grinding beans and 3-5 of brewing, depending on what I'm using.

[Anonymous No.20396971]

Chicory blends are just a superior coffee experience

[Anonymous No.20397313]

>>20396818
>washed anaerobic colombian
yeh but was it a light roast?

[Anonymous No.20397316]

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.20397350]

>>20396850
Vote blue no matter who

[Anonymous No.20397375]

>>20394870
Stalking is only illegal after you break in and put your genitals in the target

But I digress I don’t understand people who are satisfied with $20 Coffee Mate machines that produce foul tasting mud

[Anonymous No.20397377]

>>20396850
that looks fucking demonic

[Anonymous No.20397383]

I paid about the same as 3 years ago for the Brazilian import green.
I think it is your local economies that are pricemaxxing.
Processed consumer goods shot up because cost of living shot up because taxes shot up.
That's why the "you'll own nothing and be happy" was memed, because the rich increase property and consumer taxes to price the poor out of the market so the rich control what you consume.
How you avoid it is consuming raw or the least processed products.
Roast your coffee at home.
Import 65lb of green.

[Anonymous No.20397384]

>>20397377
That’s the President of America and leader of the free world, jacking off to Palestinian baby corpses as we speak

[Anonymous No.20397395]

>>20396850
stop making everything more expensive!

[Anonymous No.20397403]

i just buy from sw. ezpz.

[Anonymous No.20397409]

>>20397395
Cmon Jack
Cmon fat
I tell ya Hwhut
I’m gonna lick your kids’ neck until they moan in uncomfortable tones and you’ll thank me for it
More donations for Israel

[Anonymous No.20397526]

>>20394870
what is he thinking about?

[Anonymous No.20397531]

>>20397526
his seething hatred of Nestlé

[Anonymous No.20397622]

>>20397526
>damn no cap these pods be bussin fr fr

[Anonymous No.20397623]

>>20394870
>>20397526
Coffee AND croissant

[Anonymous No.20397627]

>>20397622
>im getting "notes" of *sigh* cereal... again.

[Anonymous No.20397632]

>>20395636
1m30 clock in hand

[Anonymous No.20397649]

>>20394870
What is the best type of Lavazza bean for moka pot in your opinion?

[Anonymous No.20397652]

>>20397384
based

[Anonymous No.20397661]

>>20397395
target inlfation of the federal reserve board is 2% but only god knows if its super hard or if they don't even try to stick to 2%

[Anonymous No.20397678]

>>20397623
'ccino and 'caroons

[Anonymous No.20397693]

>>20397649
Crema e Gusto Tradizione Italiana
>Miscela corposa e cremosa con un persistente aroma di cacao amaro e frutta secca, oltre a una piacevole nota di cioccolato fondente

[Anonymous No.20397702]

>>20397693
I've never seen this one in my grocery store. any alternatives?

[Anonymous No.20397769]

>tfw you're told Australia didn't contribute to coffee culture and likes to “re-invent” and rename existing drinks that have existed for decades.
you snap

[Anonymous No.20397784]

>>20397769
if padre stops selling "daddy's girl" that anon is going to lose it

[Anonymous No.20397788]

>>20397678
no chocolate today?

[Anonymous No.20397861]

Patrick Tomlinson probably has that mug

[Anonymous No.20397895]

>>20397788
You already know

[Anonymous No.20397896]

>>20397895
nice flower anon

[Anonymous No.20397897]

>>20397896
Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.20397900]

>>20397897
looks like an onion from upside down :)
mmm onion goff

[Anonymous No.20397923]

>>20397784
Real

[Anonymous No.20398019]

T-minus 50 minutes to Daddy's girl. Journal entry is prepared. Engage moka in
5
4
3
2
1

[Anonymous No.20398207]

Anyone else here drink this aldi peruvian whole bean coffee? When my specialty roaster is out of stock for the stuff I like this is usually my stand in. It's remarkably good for supermarket coffee, especially for the price.

[Anonymous No.20398333]

>>20398019
that anon uses an espresso machine
retard

[Anonymous No.20398364]

>>20398333
Rude

[Anonymous No.20398371]

>>20398333
I'm blindly firing at the whole continent.

[Anonymous No.20398387]

>>20398371
these people, despite all their faults, have done nothing to you

[Anonymous No.20398394]

>>20398387
You're using that word too loosely.

[Anonymous No.20398519]

flow control meter broke on my bes 840, it just pulls the shot until it runs out of water now

[Anonymous No.20398521]

>>20398519
lol

[Anonymous No.20398693]

For me, it's heavily discounted eggushaped chocco and after dinner decaff.

[Anonymous No.20398800]

>>20398693
>and after dinner decaff.
why is it so pale?

[Anonymous No.20399053]

what am i in for?

[Anonymous No.20399062]

>>20399053
goffee

[Anonymous No.20399067]

>>20397526
This guy been poppin up in my reccomendended a lot, has some good content

[Anonymous No.20399071]

Bambino or express for babys first expresso machine?

[Anonymous No.20399089]

>>20399071
Aeropress™

[Anonymous No.20399172]

>>20398019
If it's shit I'm sorry. It is a blend keep that in mind
>>20398333
Yeeeees

[Anonymous No.20399173]

>>20397769
Kek

[Anonymous No.20399322]

>>20399053
Wuri g0 is great.

[Anonymous No.20399436]

For me its coffee and muffin of the day.

[Anonymous No.20399442]

>>20399172
ugh a thinkpad

[Anonymous No.20399534]

Is drip coffee superior to instant? Are u supposed to just drink it black ?

[Anonymous No.20399609]

>>20399534
I prefer drip over instant and you drink it how you like. if i'm trying out a coffee bean for the first time i'll do a pour over and drink it black. I add a splash of half-n-half to my drip.

[Anonymous No.20400065]

>>20394870
>>20397900
based

[Anonymous No.20400092]

>>20399442
He is my "watching things off the hdd" laptop don't be mean.. His name is Terry

[Anonymous No.20400098]

2 days without coffee
i felt like i was drowning
but now
ah yes i see it
land

[Anonymous No.20400129]

>>20400098
is that kant who is that

[Anonymous No.20400167]

>>20400129
yes

[Anonymous No.20400355]

>>20398800
Lagrima style
Mostly milk with a shot of coffee

[Anonymous No.20400416]

>>20398800
It's a café crème, essentially a 1:10 ratio in 25-30s drink. You grind a bit coarser than espresso. The pale you see is the crema.
I'll take a pic with a transparent vessel with my next one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTSAO0RAHNc
https://www.kaffeemacher.ch/blog/cafe-creme-vom-feinsten/

>>20400355
It's better to abstain than to spread nonsense.

[Anonymous No.20400421]

>>20400416
i dont speak german
but i think loanwords are probably my favorite part of language in general
like german and then a full and clear "tutorial" just as we would say in english
which comes from latin and french but i still find joy in hearing it.

[Anonymous No.20400425]

>>20400421
The youtube auto translate subtitles are mostly correct for that video, you get the gist. The website is the source for the pic, that was translated with google translate.

[Anonymous No.20400433]

>>20400425
>It's a café crème, essentially a 1:10 ratio in 25-30s drink. You grind a bit coarser than espresso. The pale you see is the crema.
this
and the first few seconds of the video satisfied my curiosity and made it very clear that this
>>20400355
anon is wrong.
>>20400425
thanks :)

[Anonymous No.20400572]

hmmm
i want an 11pm goff
...

[Anonymous No.20400583]

>>20400572
7 minutes left

[Anonymous No.20400586]

hmmm
i want an 11:30pm goff
...

[Anonymous No.20400598]

Das it mayne. I'm thoroughly enjoying SEA naturals/experimental fermentations the local roasters have been having the past year.

[Anonymous No.20400646]

>>20398800
>>20400421
>>20400433
Transparent café crème vessel'd decaf and madeleine four o'clock.
I don't care what anyone says, madeleines are tugboats, not shells.

[Anonymous No.20400652]

I thought these things tend to make burnt, overextracted coffee, but no matter what I try mine makes it sour implying underextraction. I'm confused.

[Anonymous No.20400671]

bait

[Anonymous No.20400688]

mmm midnight:30 goffee :)

[Anonymous No.20400728]

>>20400652
light roast?

[Anonymous No.20400769]

just opened pic rel. very nice. close to the rwanda kanzu natural but without its lime and dark chocolate notes. also i've discovered i prefer to drink from a glass cup.

[Anonymous No.20401135]

>>20394870
Can I clean my drip machine with vinegar or something

[Anonymous No.20401178]

>>20401135
no

[Anonymous No.20401198]

>>20400167
its categorically imperative that i have my coffee now ;)

[Anonymous No.20401206]

>>20400728
It's medium, I don't have any dark roast on hand to try it with. Just going finer with the grind and using pre-boiled water was not enough to fix the sourness.

[Anonymous No.20401212]

>>20401206
is your brew sputtering, hissing, gurgling, stalling or spitting?

[Anonymous No.20401217]

>>20401206
Pre-infusion?

[Anonymous No.20401226]

>>20401217
what?

[Anonymous No.20401269]

>>20401178
how clean then

[Anonymous No.20401366]

>>20401269
hmmm
baking soda

[Anonymous No.20401417]

k6bros what grind setting do you use for espresso
just got this thing and i dont want to work through 10 cups trying to dial it in blindly

[Anonymous No.20401425]

>>20401417
start at the minimum of recommended - 40 clicks

[Anonymous No.20401592]

Having a little snack with my coffee. Hazelnut, chocolate chip, sea salt. Served en main. Does it get better than this?

[Anonymous No.20401739]

>>20401592
>little snack
How was it?

[Anonymous No.20401781]

Can't stop the fucking KINO(2/3 Melodrip finals edition)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbFpaEboy_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tlUKvqZec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q_vq83w04w

[Anonymous No.20401812]

>>20401739
it was good!

[Anonymous No.20401822]

>>20401812
What coffee did you have?

[Anonymous No.20402471]

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/12/world/europe/kyiv-ukraine-coffee-culture.html
>Founded in 2015, the chain used to serve low-quality coffee, focusing instead on speed.
>But in 2020, Oleh Astashev, the founder, visited the Barn in Berlin, a craft coffee institution that roasts its own coffee.
>The visit impressed and inspired him.
we won barn bros

[Anonymous No.20402528]

>>20402471
As expected. Italian robustaguzzlers everywhere in shambles.

[Anonymous No.20402912]

Anyone have any piñon coffee experience.
I stayed at a hotel in santa fe that served a piñon coffee in the lobby and it was definitely the best hotel coffee I ever had, basically just a smooth good cup of coffee with an interesting nutty smoky smell.
I found pic related at costco recently and brewed up a pot, it's the standard shitty, gross, oily flavored coffee that reminds me of something like dunkin hazelnut.
Anyone know of an actual good brand of coffee with pinon nuts roasted along with the coffee and not just an artificial flavor?

[Anonymous No.20403047]

I've got a full on treat going on tonight. I mixed a buncha whipped cream into my Kicking Horse dark roast with whipped cream on top. It's delicious and I'm wired as fuck.

[Anonymous No.20403096]

>>20403047
Like a lazy con panna

[Anonymous No.20403101]

My cup oozes with soul
It cost zero because the postman broke it

[Anonymous No.20403105]

>>20403101
based dickhead postman

[Anonymous No.20403109]

>>20403101
>tea

[Anonymous No.20403120]

>>20403109
I had a coffee earlier
I get tinnitus if I drink too much coffee. Not normal, right?

[Anonymous No.20403125]

>>20403120
grim

[Anonymous No.20403145]

>>20403120
I have tinnitus all the time. Feelsbadman.

[Anonymous No.20403148]

>>20403145
Fuck, anon. I'm sorry about that.

[Anonymous No.20403173]

>>20403148
It's okay. I've got another cuppa to keep my spirits up.

[Anonymous No.20403182]

What did a cup of coffee cost back in the day? A nickel? A dime?

[Anonymous No.20403192]

>>20403173

[Anonymous No.20403570]

I'm gonna buy her a bag of the best light roast I can find.. wish me luck coffeesisters

[Anonymous No.20403609]

>>20403570
Send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

[Anonymous No.20403848]

>>20402528
Imagine being scared of your coffee tasting like rum and black tea

[Anonymous No.20403862]

>>20403848
>rum and black tea
cope giuseppe

[Anonymous No.20404088]

>>20403848
Italians can't stand anything with tea-like notes.

[Anonymous No.20404143]

>>20404088
i love ${product1} so much i want it to be like ${product2} but it's not because i don't like ${product1}
if you don't want ${product1} to taste like ${product2}, it means you dont like ${product1}
${product1} tasting like ${product1} means it's bad it should taste like ${product2}
did i say how much i love ${product1} though?

[Anonymous No.20404152]

holy schizo

[Anonymous No.20404166]

>>20404152
i accept your concession anon :)

[Anonymous No.20404209]

>>20402912
call the hotel and ask them what coffee they served and how
your costco coffee was probably just really fucking old
>>20403101
is the cap of the mushroom a removable lid?

[Anonymous No.20404485]

Is there a Moka pot/V60/Aeropress/French press that comes in a 12 cup, 96 oz version like the automatic coffee makers?

Also, where can I buy specific countries coffee beans?

I want to buy coffee beans from Germany, Switzerland, Australia, Japan, etc., but I can't find online where to buy them and the sites that I do come up with are either in a foreign language or they don't ship overseas.

[Anonymous No.20404500]

>>20404485
.....what?

[Anonymous No.20404689]

>>20404485
You can get a pretty big french press. They make pretty big moka pots, too. As for coffee, just google "(country name) coffee roasters" and go from there. I don't know of any specialty coffee importer businesses, but some roasters will ship abroad, depending on your location. Otherwise, you're better off finding local roasters.

[Anonymous No.20404954]

>>20404485
I can find all kinds of internationally roasted coffee on Amazon, but getting it reasonably fresh is another matter. Most of the time, the roast date isn't available. Might still be fun to try them, though. It could be a good learning experience to develop your tastes.

[Anonymous No.20405383]

Drinking an evening decaf 'spresso. Local roaster actually has some very nice decaf, a little bit of lemon & berry acidity up front with a chocolate & caramel finish. Got a bag of Pilot Roasters' Las Palmas Espresso delivered today that I will be trying in the morning.

[Anonymous No.20405395]

Tried baking cinnamon scrolls to go with the morning covfefe but the oven here is a shitty Turkish brand and actually has a defect where it can't reach temperature. So no scrolls. Any ausfags recommend any decent biscotti to buy?

[Anonymous No.20405753]

>>20404209
>is the cap of the mushroom
Hell yeah it is son

[Anonymous No.20405765]

>>20403173
Sick cup

[Anonymous No.20405782]

>>20405765
Thx. I got it for my bday back in January. My mom got it for me since the cat pictured looks identical to my cat :3

[Anonymous No.20405808]

I'm not a nerd like most of you guys. I use a basic as fook drip maker and a used grinder I got for Christmas one year (it was from the thrift store). I get high quality, organic whole beans however, but they're pre roasted. I'm willing to try some more adventurous international brews but I'm not sure where to start. The best at home coffee I've ever had was Salt Spring Island Coffee Co. dark roast. I'm in Canada bt w. I just take my coffee with some 10% half n half cream (what does "half and half" even mean anyways?) cause I think once you add sugar or sweeteners to coffee it stops tasting like coffee. I've started drinking it black recently too, because I don't drink the ultra cheap, shitty stuff I used to drink when I was really poor like Melitta and Folgers anymore. Anyways I need suggestions for some whole beans, medium or dark roasted, that I can acquire via Amazon or maybe even elsewhere. Addtionally, quite a while ago I saw someone post a link to an Orthodox monastary in WA which sells their own beans as well some some sick merch like mugs and shirts and such and since they're actually geographically not far from me (I'm in the Vancouver area) I've been considering patronizing them but I'm not sure if it's worth it since it'll prob be pretty expensive plus I'm not even sure if it's legal to import coffee into Canada. Anyways here's the link to the monastary. They're pretty cool: https://store.vashonmonks.com/about-our-monastery-coffee/

[Anonymous No.20405867]

>>20405808
>used grinder

Look at this gay homo lmaoo

[Anonymous No.20405870]

>>20404485
>Also, where can I buy specific countries coffee beans?
>I want to buy coffee beans from Germany, Switzerland, Australia, Japan, etc., but I can't find online where to buy them and the sites that I do come up with are either in a foreign language or they don't ship overseas.

Just check the OP

[Anonymous No.20405881]

>>20402471
should be called "Icky"

[Anonymous No.20405958]

I love coffee so FUCKING much!!!!!

[Anonymous No.20406103]

>>20405808
All you need.
https://roguewavecoffee.ca/pages/coffee-picker

[Anonymous No.20406152]

>>20406103
Interesting, thx. What does washing do by the way?

[Anonymous No.20406180]

Think I'm gonna get a bag of this as well as one of their mugs: https://store.vashonmonks.com/shade-grown-organic/

[Anonymous No.20406210]

>>20406180
Hey! I've had all of their beans before. I liked all of them but the really dark roast one bludgeoned my machine. So I used it for pour over instead. I ended up bringing the beans back to Australia with me. If you're interested in other Orthodox roasters try out Lore. I desperately want to buy these but I can't get them shipped to me.

[Anonymous No.20406213]

>>20406210
Is that affiliated with Sleep guitarist and former Orthodox monk Justin Marler?

[Anonymous No.20406230]

>>20406213
Well, it's a collab with Death to the World so I assume so

[Anonymous No.20406236]

>>20406230
Nice.

[Anonymous No.20406305]

>>20406152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az0W61hotLM
in comparison to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yagagM7SlWs

[Anonymous No.20406863]

Latest beenz: cannibal islands amber washed mono origin

>Papua New Guinea coffee beans are characterised by their harmony and aromatic persistence. Harmonious in character, it is one of the smoothest coffees you'll taste. The dominant aromas are almond and toast, which we take great pleasure in developing through our passion for traditional roasting. This delicious 100% Arabica coffee from Papua can be enjoyed as a Slow Coffee, or filter coffee, or as a full-bodied, smooth espresso. It is amber-roasted to preserve its body, liveliness and harmonious aromas.

Thicc body, bold taste, round character, present aftertaste. Excellent little black sip.

[Anonymous No.20406963]

I've been spending too much on coffee. I'm going to give my espresso machine a rest and switch over to iced coffee for a month.
Since it's iced coffee that means I can buy cheaper beans (hell I might even add in some simple syrup/milk)

[Anonymous No.20407154]

HAI GUISE!!!

how do I make coffee beans taste like bones?

[Anonymous No.20407729]

>>20407154
Buy shitty coffee greens, roast it dark, drip or spray on flavoring.
https://coffeeflavoroils.com/

[Anonymous No.20409356]

Coof

[Anonymous No.20409491]

>>20409356
cant wait to drink it in tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.20409504]

Your drink tastes like burnt rubber and depression. Tea is the patrician choice. Search your heart, you know this to be true.

[Anonymous No.20409603]

What's a nice manual grinder?
The more pretentious the better.

[Anonymous No.20409692]

>>20409603
https://weberworkshops.com/products/the-sg-1

[Anonymous No.20409752]

For what reason?

[Anonymous No.20409764]

>>20409752
Some people don't like turning the handle.

[Anonymous No.20409766]

>>20409764
It's the best part of the whole process though

[Anonymous No.20409800]

>>20409766
People like what they like anon.

[Anonymous No.20409845]

mmmmmmmm
i want a goffee
but
i just ate dinner
hmmmm....

[Anonymous No.20409887]

>>20409504
This but green tea only.
>>20409845
Shit yon pants.

[Anonymous No.20409929]

>>20406863
You need to find Colombia Circasia, you won't be disappointed

[Anonymous No.20409937]

>>20409752
The same reason that electric salt and pepper grinders are a thing. Because it's nice to take advantage of technology that lets you achieve the exact same result with less time and effort.

[Anonymous No.20409941]

>>20409937
You would never survive a war, anon. It's okay though, neither would I.

[Anonymous No.20409945]

>>20409941
Guess we could meet up, grind some coffee, suck each other's dicks, and then go out together in a blaze of nuclear fire.

[Anonymous No.20409946]

>>20409945
Hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.20409959]

>>20409937
>he needs to charge his handgrinder
Doesn't seem like an improvement if you ask me

[Anonymous No.20409961]

>>20409845
made my coffee :)
smells of goji berry tea
tastes like elderberry
:)

[Anonymous No.20409964]

>>20409941
>>20409766
Go and hand grind a dose of light roast espresso with 64mm burrs cuntbucket.

[Anonymous No.20409968]

>>20409959
Do you live in a hovel with no electricity? Because I know you aren't using your grinder non-stop 24/7, so there's literally nothing wrong with charging it up once in a while in return for convenience.

[Anonymous No.20409971]

>>20409964
>>20409968
>t. funko pop collectors

[Anonymous No.20410008]

>>20409971
I have one grinder, fuckstick.

[Anonymous No.20410047]

>>20410008

[Anonymous No.20410177]

Just bought a Sage Barista Pro.
What do you guys recommend as regular maintenance and how often should i do it?
Are any well rated descalers and water filters fine or should i buy the original ones?

[Anonymous No.20410226]

>>20410177
If you want to not ever worry about descaling, something you can consider is buying distilled water and making "Pavlis Water" - with food grade potassium bicarbonate. Cos there's literally no magnesium or calcium in the recipe it's not possible for the machine to scale up.

https://www.home-barista.com/water/easiest-way-to-make-rpavlis-water-t64609.html

[Anonymous No.20410308]

>>20410226
Sounds pretty interesting. I would probably first try it with normal water to determine the taste difference, if any. Would I have to / should I descale once after switching to rpavlis water to get rid of any minor scaling or does the small amount (lets say after 400ml of normal water) not matter?

[Anonymous No.20410317]

>>20410308
Probably a small amount isn't going to amount to much.

[Anonymous No.20410347]

>>20403145
https://generalfuzz.net/acrn/

[Anonymous No.20410360]

>>20405808
>Salt Spring Island Coffee Co. dark roast
barely passable wokies, their roastery smells like shit in a 500m radius. rogue wave, prototype, luna, hiyori etc for light, pallet and handworks for medium and dark, go from there. yes i am extremely pro japanese

[Anonymous No.20410473]

Are there any decent apps yet for brewing? Filtru is too British.

[Anonymous No.20410508]

>>20410473
Beanconquerer. Smart Espresso Profiler. Pressensor Coffee Flow.

[Anonymous No.20410534]

Water in.
Coffee out.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.20410683]

>>20409929
>Colombia Circasia
I'll see if i cand find some

[Anonymous No.20410817]

WIRED KINO IS BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGXqWx9n2Yw

[Anonymous No.20410930]

Such cases when I should have gotten the e&b lab moka pot instead of heaping out and getting a new alu bialetti. The QC is shit, it was so fucked I should have sent it back but the next morning I got it I had run out of filters and needed coffee so I made some in the moka pot and now I can't return it.

[Anonymous No.20410944]

>>20410930
>bialetti
>post 90s
brother what the fuck are you doing...

[Anonymous No.20410956]

>>20395512
age in pic related is for men. women are middle aged at 25, elderly at 35

[Anonymous No.20411024]

>>20410944
Being an idiot consoomer. I gifted my pre-90s bialetti to my gf. At least the e&b filters are good.

[Anonymous No.20411050]

I tried bulletproof coffee today, where you put a tablespoon of ghee and MCT oil in your morning cuppa. Don't do it bros. Absolutely shitting myself all day, nonstop diarrhea. At the end of the afternoon I think it's subsiding, but it got to the point where nothing but water is coming out. Fuck whoever said bulletproof coffee is good for you

[Anonymous No.20411057]

>>20395136
>Pouringover.jpg

How is this any different then a conventional coffee maker, other then being a needless hassle?

[Anonymous No.20411072]

>>20411050
>Don't do it bros.
worry not bro most of us are not influenceable retards

[Anonymous No.20411163]

>bought df54 from states
>UPS hits me with a $100 customs & import fee
Epic

[Anonymous No.20411208]

>>20411163
DHL did the same to me but from china
not only did they hit me with a import and customs fee that meant it was stuck in limbo until i paid
but once it cleared customs i was then informed that they had delivered it to a depot(about 20 minutes drive from my town) and would require another $100 "remote delivery fee" to drive it the rest of the way
and i was not allowed to go to the depot to pick it up myself
so i essentially had to pay ransom for an item i had already paid for

[Anonymous No.20411220]

>>20411163
My wug was only like $80 in fees kek.

[Anonymous No.20411460]

>>20411057
you gain a great deal of control over the final cup in exchange for being a part of the brewing process
plus its fun

[Anonymous No.20412469]

Direct lever kino from the 8th page? I think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXcEvCLzVf8

[Anonymous No.20412620]

[Anonymous No.20412626]

>>20412620
golden rule is trash anyway

[Anonymous No.20412700]

bought this
r8

[Anonymous No.20412721]

>>20410360
Tried their beans once and returned them to Costco because they tasted like literal dirt
I'd recommend Fernwood because they actually know what they're doing and they list the actual estates their beans come from

[Anonymous No.20412750]

>>20412721
solid choice for month-old grocery store shit, i know the guys at mogiana and they're in the same basket

[Anonymous No.20412761]

>>20412620
do they ship internationally?

[Anonymous No.20412769]

>>20412761
>shipping from australia to eu/na
lol

[Anonymous No.20412779]

>>20412769
it's all in a good cause

[Anonymous No.20412794]

haha what the fuck, i put unknown date israeli turkish in an aeropress and it's actually competitive with my brazilian natural. 1:30 ratio being nice means it's hard robusta too. nutty as hell. doing this the cowboy (bag instructions) way makes such disgusting swill that i'm shocked this is even drinkable

[Anonymous No.20412806]

>>20394870
Whats the best place to get beans by the pound for roasting in the US?

[Anonymous No.20412821]

>>20412806
check the pastebin

[Anonymous No.20412824]

>>20412821
If you don't know just say so.

[Anonymous No.20412830]

>>20412824
hey retard
i was there when it was written
i know what's in the pastebin
check it
and then blow your fucking brains out

[Anonymous No.20412834]

>>20412830
>Lying on the internet.
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.20412838]

>>20400065
How about piccolo lattes and red velvet cake?

[Anonymous No.20412842]

>>20412834
https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz
LINE 37: WHERE SHOULD I BUY COFFEE?
LINE 89-94: GREEN COFFEE
LINE 90: https://sweetmarias.com/
now please eat rat poison and throw yourself down a stormwater drain.

[Anonymous No.20412848]

>>20412842
I'm sorry you're this unhappy man.

[Anonymous No.20412851]

>>20412848
im sorry that you dont know how to use google
or read the op
or follow instructions

[Anonymous No.20412854]

>>20412851
You're so angry.

[Anonymous No.20412855]

>>20412854
>t.

[Anonymous No.20412857]

>>20412855
Why did you post a selfie?

[Anonymous No.20413121]

>>20412700
Grim. 1/10.

[Anonymous No.20413227]

>>20412700
This guy has lots of vids on how to get most out of that delonghi.

[Anonymous No.20413250]

>>20413227
good vids but shit prep

[Anonymous No.20413594]

>>20412842
why do only two out of five of the green importers in the pastebin consistently list the varietal of a given coffee? i know its not the most important detail but its not like they stand to lose anything by listing it
happymug doesnt even list the processing method half the time, like wtf

[Anonymous No.20413777]

>>20413594
Those are shitty sites the op pulled as filler.
https://royalcoffee.com/crown-jewels/
https://thecaptainscoffee.com/
https://primegreencoffee.org/
https://www.greencoffeebuyingclub.com/index.php?board=11.0

[Anonymous No.20413800]

>>20412854
>>20412857
You are embarrassing. Trying to cope for being a complete bumbling fuckwit incapable of doing a simple action by saying that >>20412851 is angry. As though that somehow invalidates his assertion.

[Anonymous No.20413832]

>>20413777
ty heavenly trips
i know nothing about pastebins, is it possible to add these to it?

[Anonymous No.20414697]

Can you heat iced coffee (coffee that's been in the fridge with milk)? It's not cold brew.

[Anonymous No.20414715]

>>20414697
try it and report back with your findings

[Anonymous No.20414720]

>>20414697
of course you can, that doesn't necessarily mean it'll be a great idea

[Anonymous No.20414773]

>>20414715
>>20414720
I tried it. Not great but not the worst thing I've had.

[Anonymous No.20414957]

[Anonymous No.20415324]

>>20414957
kek, every time

[Anonymous No.20416172]

>Ded thread

[Anonymous No.20416345]

>>20416172
Its a shame. We had a good thing going here.

[Anonymous No.20416361]

>>20416345

[Anonymous No.20416517]

>>20416172

[Anonymous No.20416535]

>>20416361
I'll be here sipping lemongrassy ethiopians while she sinks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehegg2OMVOY

[Anonymous No.20416611]

why does my light roast pour over taste like amazing diner coffee? strong but not bitter. I can't get any of the sweetness, acidity, or the tasting notes. Is it just over extracted?

[Anonymous No.20416888]

>>20416611
what temp are you brewing at?

what do the beans smell like freshly ground? Also if it's not bitter you can keep grinding finer.

[Anonymous No.20416897]

>>20416888
93c because I live in Denver and my water is a rolling boil at that temperature.

Very fresh coffee. Roasts the same week or after letting it rest for a while.

Grind finer even though it already tastes very strong?

[Anonymous No.20416912]

>>20416172
>>20416345
im on a coffee detox
but i did have the coffee that came with the latest standard issue before i started
its very good

[Anonymous No.20416946]

>>20416897
I'd be trying to push ey further with a higher ratio. Also your coffee is probably just too gassy. Reminds me I should try the hambela buliye I roasted a month ago.

[Anonymous No.20416990]

>>20416897
like that another anon said, if it's a light roast you can afford to let your beans degas a bit longer like an extra week or two

Also have you had these beans before? Maybe this batch was a dud

[Anonymous No.20417030]

>>20416946
>>20416990
I have month-old coffee from S&W and still have this "issue". This is with many different kinds of coffee. It takes great, just not how the coffee I drank at SCA last weekend tasted.

[Anonymous No.20417040]

>>20417030
Sounds like it may be time for you to move onto a more unimodal grinder. What are you using and what were they using at sca?

[Anonymous No.20417046]

>>20417040
1zpresso ZP6, SCA had all sorts of crazy grainders that I'll never buy. I keep a Kingrinder K6 at work.

Do I need flat burrz?

[Anonymous No.20417056]

>>20417046
Big flats can definitely change the presentation. Unmuddy some flavors.

[Anonymous No.20417318]

>>20417056
>This is one person's experience with burrs they have lived with
One would have to be insane to trust the grinder opinion of anyone who found it necessary to own that many coffee grinders.

[Anonymous No.20417325]

>>20409752
Kek I wish I was in the room for this o e
>Hey you know how some coffee snobs are too good for electric grinders and they use these little dildo grinders
>Well guess what I just came up with

[Anonymous No.20417341]

>>20409752
yeh but does it have bluetooth?

[Anonymous No.20418517]

ahh
10pm goff
apple cake(with custard)
right after a hot shower
:)

[Anonymous No.20418549]

Very cold morning with a covfefe I did not finish because it tasted like only milk.

[Anonymous No.20418577]

>>20418549
nice tree
reminds me of wattle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_zx6UPAx4
:)

[Anonymous No.20418590]

>>20418577
>wattle
looks like a big forsythia

[Anonymous No.20418606]

>>20418549
Dis where you dispose batteries?

[Anonymous No.20418770]

About to make an espresso with this, what will I think of it

[Anonymous No.20418780]

>>20418770
kino.

[Anonymous No.20418789]

Let’s go

[Anonymous No.20418803]

Smells like the scene in will winks chocolate factory where the blonde girl eats the gum and becomes huge. Super sweet and blueberry like

[Anonymous No.20418884]

>>20418803
>will winks chocolate factory

[Anonymous No.20418910]

I have spent the last 30 minutes trying to convert the video of the espresso to a webm. I am done. It was a little under extracted but tasted delicious. My compressor website couldnt get it below 5mb for some reason

[Anonymous No.20418956]

>>20418910
>My compressor website
zoomzoom?

>try
ffmpeg -i ${path/to/video.mp4} -crf 50 -c:v livbvpx-vp9 -an output.webm
play with crf value for desired quality/size

[Anonymous No.20418961]

>>20414957
How many times has a coffee deceived you with its smell?

[Anonymous No.20419026]

>>20418956
>zoomzoom?
yes
>>try
>ffmpeg -i ${path/to/video.mp4} -crf 50 -c:v livbvpx-vp9 -an output.webm
wtf is that

[Anonymous No.20419040]

>>20419026
Command line tool for doing a bunch of audio/video shit. If that's too hard try handbrake and master of webm.

[Anonymous No.20419065]

>>20419040
>Command line
no zoomer has ever used the command line

[Anonymous No.20419075]

>>20419026
>wtf is that
what the website you're using is acting as a thin layer for

[Anonymous No.20419079]

>>20419075
if you dont know machine code, maybe lower your tone.

[Anonymous No.20419113]

well beanbros, are they right?

[Anonymous No.20419119]

>>20419113
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPGR46JjGrc

[Anonymous No.20419122]

>>20419113
Couldn't be more wrong. Shit grinder, plastic internals and someone just posted in this thread about the flow control breaking on their bes840(express without the grinder).

[Anonymous No.20419131]

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