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20390808 No.20390808 [Reply] [Original]

there is no better place to cook than outside

>> No.20390819

>>20390808
I own a gas grill.

>> No.20390825

The rust is from teenage delinquents pissing on the grill.

>> No.20390826

>>20390825
>teenage

>> No.20390829

I only cook inside because I'm scared. Is somebody coming to save us soon. I want to commit suicide.

>> No.20390932

>>20390825
nothin a bed of hot coals and a wire brush can't solve

>> No.20390959

>>20390825
pee adds to the crust on the burger

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>>20390819
taste the meat not the heat, attaboy

>> No.20391291

*shits on the 'que*

>> No.20391293
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAqB0iL1ZVI

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>>20390932
>>20391291
Nope, you're just eating charred piss & shit instead of fresh piss & shit.
>lol carbon is carbon
Look, we all wish we lived in a high-trust homogenous society with a reliable justice system.... but imagine the feeling of a homeless man scraping his bleeding, poopy ringmeat against the rusty grates, only to be chased off by a gang of whooping teenagers showering the entire scene with their Monster Energy skateboard piss..... this is the environment in which you have chose to barbecue your Great Value Hot Dogs. Even Karen puts her pomeranian dogshit baggies in those grills because hey, it's not as if any actual human would use them.

>> No.20391335

>>20390825
the heat from the coal kills the piss

>> No.20391337

>>20391325
you have serious mental issues

>> No.20391342

>>20391337
And you, despite your patrician digits, have intestinal worms from eating White Castle sliders reheated upon yon Public Grille.

>> No.20391346

>>20391342
I dont cook on public grills, I also dont fantasize about homeless mens bleeding crusty assholes

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>>20391346
yes you do

>> No.20391361

>>20391286
Biggest cope ever besides wasn’t there an episode where he starts using charcoal and prefers it

>> No.20391440

>>20391361
as far as I know it was only peggy and bobby using charcoal and hiding it from him like it was drugs lol

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>>20391440
not be off topic but the best was when they were all smoking ciggies and hiding it from each other. shit was fucking ïlarious

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20391600

oof smoking chiggin or pork with clean white beechwood is my absolute top flavor. I used to go out in the woods in spring and find all the beech trees that were broken from the winter, and I would harvest and split them up while they were still fresh and we would use them for smokewood all summer. Fuck hickory and mesquite, beech is the best.

Pic related, me splitting up all the spring beech with kitty watching closely

>> No.20391610

>>20391325
>Look, we all wish we lived in a high-trust homogenous society with a reliable justice system

Speak for yourself you retarded nazi frogposter

High trust society pshh, you belong in a fuckin gulag

>>20391600
Can you send me one of those smoked chickens? Email is magbaramrika@tehranmail.ir

>> No.20391660

>>20391610
>Can you send me one of those smoked chickens?
of course not anon. let's be silly but we can't be THAT silly, silly

>> No.20391687

>>20391337
Though his description is needlessly graphic, he's not wrong. Public grills are an artifact of an extinct society.

>> No.20391693

>>20391660
I declare a fatwa against you and your family for dishonoring my chicken request

All it would've taken was one email. Now our friendship has turned feudship

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>>20391693

>> No.20391906

>>20391687
>Public grills are an artifact of an extinct society
Source?

>> No.20392051

>>20391325
when I was a kid I went to the local park with my stepbrothers at night and we found some junkies cooking chicken on the grill
a girl pissed on one and gave it to me and I ate it
it tasted pretty good

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>>20391906
>Source?

>> No.20392712

>>20391906
NTA but my anecdotal evidence supports his theory. The only people I see using public grills anymore are brown folkx. Even our black Americans know not to use them.