/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20380384]

You wake up after 7 hrs sleep, do the obligatory wanking.. What's on your mind?
Coffee, eggs, toast, cigs, suicide?

[Anonymous No.20380386]

>>20380384
I have a girlfriend she cooks for me after morning sex

[Anonymous No.20380389]

>>20380384
Taking a shit. Then maybe some coffee before whatever is breakfast.

[Anonymous No.20380420]

Take shit, coffee, nicotine

[Anonymous No.20380459]

scream, kick, fart

[Anonymous No.20380525]

>>20380384
Coffee, suicide.

[Anonymous No.20380647]

>Coffee, eggs, toast, cigs, suicide?
pic rel

[Anonymous No.20380665]

>>20380384
I didn't realize suicide was an options. BRB

[Anonymous No.20380668]

>>20380384
Pancakes

[Anonymous No.20380681]

>>20380420
based, sometimes i do all 3 at once.

[Anonymous No.20380690]

Thinking about making these but I'm skeptical that I actually need to go to the store and buy the stuff to make dashi. I feel like I can get by on sugar and MSG, which is all I get out of these things when I eat them. I've never tasted any hint of dashi, usually its just sweet savory egg.

[Anonymous No.20380710]

Run.

[Anonymous No.20380731]

Two slices of thick cut bacon in the pan, cut up.
Take the bacon out to dry on a paper towel, strain some of the grease into a small cup.
Scramble three eggs in some of the bacon grease.
Use the remaining bacon grease to heat up two large tortillas in the pan.
Flip tortillas to get bacon grease on both sides, and add shredded colby jack on top to melt while the tortilla is heating up.
Put bacon and eggs in the cheesy, bacon grease tortillas, add salt and pepper, and wrap up.
Serve with a glass that's half orange juice, half la croix.

That's my daily breakfast. Seems to keep me going until dinner.

[Anonymous No.20380767]

>>20380384
Pee, Cig, Coffee, Wank, Toast and marmite. In that order, bit of a routine actually.

[Anonymous No.20380912]

>>20380384
I smoke a few blunts of that sticky icky before I ever get out of bed in the morning. I'm usually up for a couple hours just lounging around in bed before I go to work. I don't use an alarm, I just wake up naturally.
I work like two blocks away so I just walk, and there's a bakery on the way I usually go to for breakfast. I get a sausage, jalapeno, and cheese kolache and a boudain kolache. Sometimes I'll make breakfast at home but not often, and it's almost never so-called breakfast food, it's just a normal meal, like a sandwich or something.

[Anonymous No.20380988]

>>20380384
>2 slices of butcher's cut (or 3 slices of "thick" cut) bacon in the frying pan
>4 eggs scrambled with a splash of milk, salt, smoked paprika, and red pepper flakes fried in bacon grease
>2 slices of whole wheat bread toasted
>add ketchup to toast
>break bacon strips into halves and place on toast
>place scrambled eggs on top of bacon strips
>close sandwich
>slide in half
>enjoy

[Anonymous No.20380993]

>>20380386
>Obligatory wanking
>morning sex
You must feel so drained before you even get out of bed

[Anonymous No.20381002]

>>20380384
Sounds cringe but coffee and cigs immediately

[Anonymous No.20381082]

>>20380384
>Coffee, eggs, toast, cigs, suicide?
That covers all the bases for me.

[Anonymous No.20381103]

If I passed out drunk the night before, usually it's figuring out what I did last night, what time I passed out, and if I ruined any equipment.
If not, it's usually wondering whether if you go crazy in your dreams, you go crazy in real life.

[sage No.20381230]

>>20380988
>>slide in half
I slide in whole baby

[Anonymous No.20381241]

>suicidal thoughts
>drag myself out of bed
>loads of vitamins / vegetable juice
>pretend I'm not suicidal
>miss heroin & crack
>more vitamins

[Anonymous No.20381691]

>>20380993
You need some cardio if you're feeling drained after sex my friend

[Anonymous No.20382488]

>>20380384
Coffee takes like 30-60 minutes to get to, I make it at work. It has been years since I’ve slept in a house with eggs and toast. The first thing I do on a work day is scream because it was 4 hours of sleep, and there's no way to get a good 2 additional hours, it'll be 20 minute units interrupted by dreams of impossibility and drachinifel lecturing on naval architecture in the 1890s. Then I immediately dress into Uniform, jump on a motorcycle, and redress at work into safe work gear and scramble for the rolling tobacco in the pockets. On the weekend the difference is that after the first four hours there's another 6 or so, but instead of 20 minute blocks, it is 10, and the dreams are more intense. And instead of Uniform it is self-pity.

if I was living as I wanted it would be fucking the beautiful fat blonde cyclist in the baggy culotte pants, either the ex or the one I saw today, and then cooking her coffee and poached eggs on toast, then getting my cunt covered cock sucked by the other one, the fat blonde cyclist I didn’t fuck.

Bring salted water to boil, break with vinegar to a rapid simmer, swirl, 300 mL of liquid per egg, crack into the vortex. I prefer to remove from heat at this stage and observe the whites for doneness. Scoop with slotted spoon onto pre-buttered toast (keep warm griller if she came on command for me, otherwise just sitting on plates). At the same time it'd be moka pot.

I have self-imposed limits on suicide, so I'd rather not fantasise about what I cannot have for years. Fat arsed short women with joyous faces and the capacity to take a lot of pleasure, and one or two eggs. Actually, fuck it, give each of the women one egg. That way they'll be satisfied at the "just one bite" of mine they'll take anyway. That's the real cost of polygyny: two women eating bits of your meal.

[Anonymous No.20382505]

>>20382488
Oh, and on the table, wostershire, HP, mild english, pepper (obv), dat medium rock, thin black vinegar. Cock sauce I suppose. If it is the woman who broke me into, finely chopped spring onion heads.

[Anonymous No.20382538]

>>20380384
I don't really have a set breakfast, I'll do anything from simply drinking a meal shake to making myself a breakfast item like pancakes, waffles, or an omelet, sometimes I just say fuck it and cook half a box of mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.20382584]

>>20380384
>Urinate
>Weigh myself on a scale, write it down in my journal like an autist
>See message from femboy buddy in my area saying 'gm'
>Reply gm back, agree to play a net game in an hr
>Cook up some nice eggs and a meat of my choice (probably salmon or beef), nattou, maybe sourdough and yoghurt, etc
>Eat, chill while reading manga or watching a YT video
>Play net games with boy-toy for a few hrs while drinking tea
That's how most of my mornings go these days. It's not so bad. It's nice using a toaster oven for any breads too, especially if there's a little fat I can use to toast them up with.

[Anonymous No.20382591]

>>20380384
Waiting til nap time
>t. work from homo
I like to make eggs and toast on my break. Other times when I'm not as hungry I just have a bowl of cereal, or buttered toast. I bought a fillet steak the other day cause I want to do a steak and eggs breakfast, but I forgot to buy potatoes so that will have to wait until later this week.

[Anonymous No.20382600]

>>20380731
What's la croix?

[Anonymous No.20382608]

>>20380384
Coffee and suicide for me, thanks

[Anonymous No.20382611]

>>20382608
Some men are born to sweet delight, some men are born to imagine Sissyfuss.

[Anonymous No.20382612]

>>20382600
French for "the cross", anon says his prayers every morning

[Anonymous No.20382658]

>>20380384
>cigs, suicide
Not /ck/
>>20380386
>I have a girlfriend
>morning sex
Not /ck/
>>20380389
>Taking a shit.
Not /ck/
>>20380420
>Take shit
>nicotine
Not /ck/
>>20380459
>scream, kick, fart
Not /ck/
>>20380525
>suicide
Not /ck/
>>20380647
>pic rel
Not /ck/
>>20380665
>I didn't realize suicide was an options. BRB
Not /ck/
>>20380681
>sometimes i do all 3 at once.
2/3 is not /ck/
>>20380690
>go to the store and buy the stuff
Not /ck/
>>20380710
>Run.
Not /ck/
>>20380767
>Pee
>Cig
>Wank
Not /ck/
>>20380912
>I smoke a few blunts of that sticky icky
>lounging around in bed before I go to work
>I don't use an alarm, I just wake up naturally.
>I work like two blocks away so I just walk
>>20380993
>You must feel so drained before you even get out of bed
Not /ck/
>>20381002
>cigs
Not /ck/
>>20381082
>That covers all the bases for me.
Half of your bases are not /ck/
>>20381103
Are you lost? Not /ck/
>>20381241
>>suicidal thoughts
>>drag myself out of bed
>>loads of vitamins
>>pretend I'm not suicidal
>>miss heroin & crack
>>more vitamins
Not /ck/
>>20381691
>You need some cardio if you're feeling drained after sex my friend
Not /ck/
>>20382488
>scream
>dreams of impossibility and drachinifel lecturing on naval architecture in the 1890s
>dress into Uniform, jump on a motorcycle, and redress at work into safe work gear and scramble for the rolling tobacco in the pockets
>fucking the beautiful fat blonde cyclist in the baggy culotte
>getting my cunt covered cock sucked by the other one
> the fat blonde cyclist I didn’t fuck.
>self-imposed limits on suicide
>Fat arsed short women with joyous faces
Not /ck/
>>20382584
>>Urinate
>>Weigh myself on a scale
>>See message from femboy buddy
>>Reply gm back
>>reading manga or watching a YT video
>>Play net games with boy-toy
Not /ck/
>>20382591
>Waiting til nap time
Not /ck/
>>20382608
>suicide
Not /ck/
>>20382611
>imagine Sissyfuss
Not /ck/
>>20382612
>prayers
Not /ck/

[Anonymous No.20382682]

>>20382600
Flavored seltzer water. I use it to water down my orange juice so there's less sugar overall. Also, it makes it fizzy.

[Anonymous No.20382684]

>not this shit again, why the fuck did I have to wake up.
It was every morning for the last 20 years.
I kinda stopped having these thoughts, because ive seen a girl literally from the heavens which im planning of courting. So im thinking of plans, because im a neet retard with no future, and I dont wanma drag her, into my mess of a life.
Neet life was a blessing until the universe had to curse me with this beautiful woman.
It is what it is.
Neetbros, we lost.

[Anonymous No.20382687]

i slip into moms bed and finish my last 2 hours of sleep

[Anonymous No.20382698]

20382658
Not /ck/

[Anonymous No.20382702]

>>20382658
Fucking. Pure. Unadulterated. Autism.

[Anonymous No.20382705]

>>20382684
> ive seen a girl literally from the heavens which im planning of courting
"We" didn't lose. Just you.

[Anonymous No.20382712]

>>20382658
Dude just stfu..no one asked your opinion numbnuts

[Anonymous No.20382722]

>>20382658
Tl; dr faggot

[Anonymous No.20382730]

Diet coke and pack of luckys. Not shitting you or ironic. I probably won't make it past Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.20382759]

i have noon shift ( working from 2 - 10 pm)
I usalyy think how much time ive got and how im gonna spend it while i still have free time and how fked my life is

[Anonymous No.20382801]

>>20380384
Nothing